66 Kiss Me or We Go Down Together
Yan Zhen would rather believe the Yan Ruyu before his eyes was Yan Meng’er in disguise than think that tsundere cousin who was at odds with him would take the initiative to kiss him.
His mischievous younger cousin always took advantage of him when he was off guard, then giggled and tried to act cute to gloss it over.
As for his elder cousin, they used to fight every time they met. She would get riled up if he so much as touched her, and loved to stab at him with her sword, especially aiming for his butt.
The two of them kissing? Don’t joke around, Yan Zhen couldn’t imagine that at all.
Until this very moment, when she really kissed him.
Even if Yan Zhen found it hard to believe, facts were facts.
And it wasn’t just a peck either, but nibbling lightly like a kitten drinking milk, licking from left to right, coating his entire mouth with her fragrant saliva.
— What’s going on? Did Elder Cousin suddenly awaken or something? Was she drugged?
Looking at his cousin’s enchanting face up close, Yan Zhen was completely dumbfounded, even too shocked to push her away, dazedly allowing her to savor his lips.
Yan Ruyu was also in a daze. Provoked badly by her younger cousin last night, in a moment of rashness she went ahead and kissed him, getting more addicted the more she kissed.
It’s just that she wasn’t truly overcome with desire after all. After a couple of pecks, she came to her senses, realizing what a bold act she had done!
Yan Ruyu really wanted to pretend it never happened, but how could she? She could feel Yan Zhen’s gaze, full of shock and confusion, as if he just met her for the first time today.
She really didn’t have the courage to raise her head and meet his eyes, not even for a second.
— I’ll die of shame, I really will!
Yan Ruyu’s mind went blank, she could only pretend to be completely lost in the kissing to cover up her current fluster.
Her moist red lips stopped at the corner of Yan Zhen’s mouth, a bit of pink tongue peeking out, twirling in the crevice.
Even though it was her first time, she was like an active child getting a new toy, having many startling strange ideas out of sheer fondness and joy.
Of course, it was also related to those slightly risqué romance novels she read, making her experience zero but postures quite abundant.
The electrifying pleasure from their lips numbed Yan Ruyu’s mind, making her really want to continue like this forever.
But this wasn’t okay, right? How could she gloss over this?
If it was Meng’er, she could get by with a giggle, but she couldn’t do that!
What to do, what to do, what to do…
She couldn’t think of anything and gave up.
If she dies of shame then so be it, being able to have her lips meet his like this, it was worth dying for.
The hopeless Yan Ruyu threw caution to the wind, eyes closed, enjoying the intimate contact with her beloved cousin, even boldly trying to slip her little tongue into his mouth.
— It was unsuccessful.
Two warm sweaty hands cupped Yan Ruyu’s face, the tongue she just stuck out happening to dangle down in a silver arc, making her current visage especially alluring.
“Elder Cousin, are you okay?”
Yan Zhen’s voice brought Yan Ruyu back to her senses. The instant their eyes met, her overwhelming sense of shame exploded like a volcano. Her face, already pink from the heat of the moment, visibly reddened like the setting sun on the horizon.
“Don’t, don’t look at me, I didn’t, sorry, I…”
Even though it was her own fault, Yan Ruyu felt an inexpressible grievance and fear in her heart, making tears uncontrollably well up.
— He must think she is a shameless loose woman now, and will despise her more than before, no longer being close with her.
“Wuwuwu, I’m really sorry, I truly…”
She covered her face with her hands, crying out loud, her delicate body shaking as she lay on top of Yan Zhen.
Yan Zhen was instantly at a loss – why was Elder Cousin crying again? He didn’t do anything to her!
But in the sealed martial arts field, with a man and woman alone, the girl sobbing while the guy says he didn’t do anything, who would believe that?
If Instructor Yu Xuan saw this, he was in for it!
“Elder Cousin, calm down first, I didn’t deliberately pull you over to take advantage of you, and the Minor Primordial Pill I gave you didn’t have any weird drugs… probably.”
Yan Zhen recalled that while preparing for the exam, he secretly refined some springtime secret medicine behind his master’s back and put it in a small bottle. But he was unfortunately discovered by the beautiful sect master and had to obediently pour it out, even getting scolded.
She said it was just like a male pill refiner to love concocting these random things, and that he mustn’t learn badly.
Yan Zhen could only dejectedly agree.
Then, it seemed the small bottle that contained the springtime secret medicine was used by him to hold Minor Primordial Pills, as for which exact bottle, he didn’t pay attention.
The Minor Primordial Pill Elder Cousin took earlier couldn’t have been the one in that special small bottle, right?
Because there were still remnants of the springtime secret medicine, it got on the Minor Primordial Pill, so after Elder Cousin ate it she would…
Oh no!
Yan Zhen’s face paled, cold sweat streaming down his forehead. He accidentally did what that bastard Xiao Shi wanted to do, wasn’t he the same kind of scum then?
— I’m a proper and upright protagonist, an emotionless and abstinent leveling machine!
Holding Elder Cousin’s fragrant, soft and hot body, Yan Zhen couldn’t be distracted by dirty thoughts. He quickly took out a Calming Qi Pill from his storage ring.
This was something Yan Zhen refined after selecting a 1st grade prescription, only effective for Mystic Disciples. It could calm the agitated qi in the body.
For use during quiet cultivation, it also had some effect in this current situation.
“Elder Cousin, eat this, it should make you feel much better.”
After saying that, Yan Zhen gently pulled away the jade-like hand covering his cousin’s face and stuffed the pill into her mouth.
The mentally frazzled Ruyu was like a tamed little female dog, obediently opening her mouth. With a roll of her tongue, she ate the Calming Qi Pill.
As the medicinal effect took hold, her breathing and emotions gradually settled, and reason started to return.
Thinking of how she acted just now, her shame rose another level.
Having the one she likes see her wanton side, did her life still have meaning?
“Elder Cousin, how do you feel, you won’t keep thinking about that anymore, right?”
“I, I’m fine now.”
“Phew, that’s good, that’s good.”
Yan Zhen let out a big sigh of relief, thinking it was a close call. Luckily Instructor Yu Xuan didn’t suddenly break down the door, see this scene and have a misunderstanding in a clichéd turn of events.
“Um, Elder Cousin, why don’t we get up first?”
“No!”
Yan Zhen froze. He saw Yan Ruyu bite her lip, then as if making a decision, grabbed Yan Zhen’s shoulders. Then with a twist of her waist, she flipped their positions.
She was on the bottom, cushioning him, Yan Zhen was on top, lying on her chest.
The same points of contact, but after switching positions, the two of them felt completely different from before.
Yan Zhen didn’t understand what Elder Cousin was up to.
After a long while, Yan Ruyu said with a face red as blood:
“Yan Zhen, you, you kiss me too, then remember it. That way we’ll, we’ll be even!”
Oh boy… Yan Zhen’s eyes went wide – was this trying to get leverage over him?
No need for that Elder Cousin, it was all an accident just now!
“Elder Cousin, don’t be like this, we can talk it out as cousins.”
Yan Ruyu suddenly hugged Yan Zhen, her seemingly frail jade-like arms erupting with astonishing strength, firmly locking him in place.
“Enough talk! You, hurry up and kiss me, or else we’ll perish together!”
Saying that, Yan Ruyu even started circulating her profound power, looking ready to fight to the death.
Yan Zhen was stuck.
— What is even happening, seriously!
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