They All Want to Be My Female Lead 46

Chapter 46: Slapping the Cousin Sister’s Butt (Part 2)

 

Hearing this, Yan Zhen immediately adopted a worshipful posture, his eyes shining brightly as if he had eaten some black garlic.

 

“Wow, you’ve actually advanced to the Five-Star Mystic Realm, Cousin Ruyu is so amazing~”

 

Yan Ruyu could not stand his sarcastic tone, and enraged, she struck out with her sword again. Empowered by her Five-Star Mystic cultivation, her speed and strength were truly astonishing.

 

Seeing this, Yan Zhen hurriedly rolled away, then grabbed a thick, black charcoal poker from the nearby pile of miscellaneous items and went to meet her.

 

Although Yan Ruyu’s sword was a First-Grade Mystic Artifact, she had not activated the runes on it, so it was only slightly sharper than a regular sword. Yan Zhen wielded the solid wooden poker and fought back and forth with her, his aura also becoming increasingly apparent.

 

Clang!

 

The two weapons clashed, and they separated.

 

After just a few rounds, Yan Zhen’s poker had been slashed with several gaps, becoming quite uneven. If it continued, it would soon be broken.

 

However, Yan Ruyu did not continue her attack, but stared at Yan Zhen in shock, unable to believe it.

 

“This aura is nothing like a One-Star Mystic… How did you suddenly become so strong?”

 

At the Mystic Disciple realm, the cultivation was weak, so it was difficult to perceive. But once one advanced to the Mystic Realm, it was different. Without deliberate concealment, a single strike would allow both parties to roughly judge the opponent’s strength based on the aura.

 

However, unless one had rich experience, it was difficult to determine the exact star level.

 

Evidently, Yan Ruyu was still too young.

 

Holding the poker, Yan Zhen said leisurely, “Because I’m super awesome.”

 

With that, Yan Zhen took the initiative to attack, forcefully thrusting the poker towards Yan Ruyu, as if he was using a short spear.

 

Yan Ruyu’s reaction was a bit slow, and she hurriedly crossed her sword to block, taking the blow, then counterattacked.

 

“So what if you’re Three-Star? I’m Five-Star!”

 

Clang!

 

Seeing the sword thrust coming, Yan Zhen seized the opportunity to use the poker to deflect the sword’s path, and snorted, “So what if you’re Five-Star? Take my Tai Chi Shock pole technique!”

 

Yan Zhen channeled the shock force into the poker, causing the thick short pole to vibrate with a hum, as if it had grown larger and thicker.

 

One strike landed on Yan Ruyu’s sword, the powerful impact and vibration almost causing her to lose her grip on the weapon.

 

“What?” Yan Ruyu had to retreat to dissipate the force, preparing to recompose herself, but Yan Zhen would not let her, suddenly stepping forward and thrusting the vibrating poker at her again.

 

“What kind of strange technique is this!?”

 

“A technique that can defeat you.”

 

“Damn it!”

 

The strange vibrating force transmitted through the sword made Yan Ruyu’s hands numb, making it extremely difficult for her to defend. She could only keep evading and retreating, gradually falling into a disadvantage.

 

Until Yan Ruyu’s buttocks hit the stone table in the courtyard, with nowhere left to retreat, she finally erupted.

 

Channeling Mystic Power into her sword, she activated the runes on it and unleashed a Mystic Sword Technique.

 

“Scattered Flower Sword!”

 

A sword strike burst forth, the Mystic Power blooming like flowers at the sword tip, creating a continuous crisp sound.

 

The power of the Mystic Technique combined with the Mystic Artifact was enough to give even a Five-Star Mystic a hard time, let alone Yan Zhen.

 

But he had already anticipated this, and according to the script, he quickly threw the poker like a javelin, aiming it straight at Yan Ruyu’s eyes.

 

Yan Ruyu precisely pierced through the poker.

 

Boom!

 

The wooden pole exploded into a shower of wooden shards, and Yan Ruyu’s attention was immediately diverted. She realized too late that it was a trick.

 

The next moment, Yan Zhen had disappeared from her sight. By the time she sensed his presence, he had already circled around to her side, and with a grin, he suddenly pounced forward, tackling her to the ground.

 

“Ah!”

 

Yan Ruyu fell to the ground, her sword slipping from her hand. Before she could react, Yan Zhen had already sat down on her back, pinning her hands behind her.

 

Yan Zhen let out a sigh of relief, thinking that the combat-type task was quite troublesome, but fortunately, he had the upper hand.

 

“I’ve got you!”

 

“You, let me go!”

 

Yan Ruyu’s face flushed red as she struggled, but in this position, she could not exert any strength, unable to budge Yan Zhen at all.

 

“Let you go so you can stab me again? Dream on, Yan Ruyu!” Yan Zhen snorted. “You couldn’t beat me even when you were ten, and now you dare draw your sword against me? Who gave you that courage?”

 

“You… you’re being underhanded!”

 

“This is called ‘not disdaining any tactics’.”

 

“You’re shameless!”

 

“I have it. Both rows are very healthy, want me to show you?”

 

“You rascal, if you have the guts, let me go and fight me again. I’ll definitely beat you until you’re howling.”

 

Yan Ruyu keenly sensed the “excitement” in Yan Zhen’s tone, and remembered the incident from five years ago, her heart suddenly pounding as she hurriedly said, “You, you want to do what? Don’t, don’t touch me there, or I won’t let you off!”

 

Truthfully, Yan Zhen didn’t want to bully the girl either, but the plot demanded it, and this cousin sister was indeed not on good terms with him, so teaching her a lesson was not a bad idea.

 

After teaching her a lesson, Yan Ruyu would be more restrained, at least not acting like she had been shot every time she saw him.

 

He pondered for a moment, then chuckled wickedly, “The more you say that, the more I want to do it.”

 

“You dare—”

 

—Slap!

 

“Eek~”

 

The crisp sound of flesh colliding echoed in the empty courtyard, accompanied by a muffled, tingling moan.

 

Coming to her senses, Yan Ruyu’s face was flushed red. Her buttocks were burning with pain, but it was not just pain, there was also an indescribable stimulation, like an electric current flowing through her, a sensation she had not felt in five years.

 

It should have been something she hated, but her body had an urge for him to continue.

 

She couldn’t help but think of what Yan Meng’er had said before, “Cousin sister has always been antagonistic towards Cousin Brother Yan Zhen, but could it be that she actually wants him to catch her and spank her again?”

 

No! Impossible! How could she have such thoughts!

 

Yan Zhen was also taken aback, that cry, how did it have a bit of… seductiveness? The script had clearly written “a pig-like scream” accompanied by the lady’s fragrant breath. Must be his imagination.

 

Yan Zhen regained his composure and said indifferently, “Now do you know who’s the boss?”

 

“You bastard!”

 

The lines were delivered well, full of genuine emotion. In that case, let’s hit her again, the feel is quite good, worthy of a childbearing type.

 

Thinking this, he swung his palm down.

 

—Slap!

 

“Eek~”

 

Yan Ruyu cried out again, even more seductively than before, making Yan Zhen have a slight reaction.

 

Was this how a “pig-like scream” was supposed to sound?

 

Oh well, it doesn’t matter, as long as he follows the script.

 

After a few more hits, Yan Ruyu would pretend to submit, and when Yan Zhen released her, she would pick up her sword and come after him again.

 

But she wouldn’t catch up, just like five years ago, and then after this lesson, Yan Ruyu would become more restrained.

 

In the future, the two would have a good cousin-brother relationship, just like Yan Meng’er, and this episode would become ancient history.