Green Tea Villainess Fails 51

Chapter 51

Zuo Bian blinked, not understanding why Qin Ai would say that. She tried to sit up, but Qin Ai’s hand slid down her body and pinched her waist.

Zuo Bian, invulnerable to swords and guns, had a fatal weakness: ticklishness. Her waist was especially sensitive, and Qin Ai’s pinch drained all her strength.

“Qin Ai, aren’t we going to eat?” Zuo Bian lay on the soft and spacious sofa, gazing at Qin Ai’s face.

The living room lights were off, so Zuo Bian couldn’t make out Qin Ai’s expression, but she had a feeling that something was about to happen.

Qin Ai leaned down, her lips brushing against Zuo Bian’s cheek before landing on her earlobe.

Zuo Bian shivered slightly as Qin Ai’s warm lips touched her cool earlobe.

Suddenly, Qin Ai turned on the TV. A cheesy and over-the-top drama was playing.

A man driving a bright red Ferrari stopped beside a young woman. He got out of the car and swaggered towards her.

He arrogantly lifted her chin with his finger. “Woman, want to get in the car? Although you’re somewhat attractive, if you want to gain my favor, you have to become my fan. My Weibo username is Zhong Er Bai Ri Xi, remember that?” (*Author profile*)

The young woman, either out of shyness or annoyance, swatted his hand away, her cheeks flushed.

“Who would like you?”

The man put on his sunglasses and snorted. “Hmph, woman, you’ll regret this.”

The young woman watched as the man drove away in his Ferrari, clutching her racing heart. On a whim, she searched for Zhong Er Bai Ri Xi on Weibo. When she saw his profile description, she knew she was deeply in love with Bai Ri Xi.

Zuo Bian watched the drama with dazed eyes. She wanted to grab the remote and switch to her favorite science channel, but Qin Ai pulled her hand back.

“Hmph…” Zuo Bian let out a soft whine, too weak and unmotivated to change the channel.

Actually, cheesy dramas weren’t so bad after watching them for a while, she thought hazily.

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However, the episode was very long. It was already 9 p.m. when Zuo Bian and Qin Ai finally had dinner.

Perhaps because watching TV had consumed a lot of her energy, Zuo Bian ate a lot that night.

“I’ll take you home.” Qin Ai finished her meal first, her gaze softening as she watched Zuo Bian eat.

Zuo Bian wiped her mouth with a napkin and nodded with a smile. “Qin Ai, I’ve gotten my motorcycle license. When I buy a motorcycle, I’ll drive you home next time, okay?”

Qin Ai raised an eyebrow. “I’ll be looking forward to that.”

“Also, the drama I’m in will be airing in two days. Can you… not watch it yet?”

“Hmm? Why?”

Zuo Bian hesitated, then slowly explained, “Because I’m afraid I might not look good on screen. I heard cameras make people look fat. What if I look like a chubby dumpling on TV?”

Qin Ai’s gaze lingered below Zuo Bian’s collarbone. She nodded. “Mm, you are a bit chubby.”

Zuo Bian covered her chest and lowered her head. “Should I lose weight?”

From Qin Ai’s angle, she could see Zuo Bian’s flushed ears and the small patch of skin exposed by her hand.

“No need, you’re perfect just the way you are.” Qin Ai took Zuo Bian’s hand.

Zuo Bian mumbled an “okay” and let Qin Ai lead her away.

555, observing from the sidelines, clicked its tongue. 【This Qin Ai is always so mischievous, she’s addicted to teasing our muscular little bunny.】

‘Qin Ai is very nice.’

【Okay, okay, she’s the best.】555 replied perfunctorily, thinking to itself: All women in love are the same. Look, she’s already defending Qin Ai, not allowing a single bad word to be said about her.

Tonight, it would definitely continue writing its “Daily Life of the CEO’s Pampered Little Wife.” It was just a pity that the key parts were censored. How frustrating.

That’s why it didn’t like those pure and innocent sweet romances. They weren’t exciting at all. It wanted to read those steamy, R-rated novels that made you sweat. Those were exciting!

Qin Ai drove Zuo Bian home. It was already 10 p.m. when they arrived. Zuo Bian stood by the car window, reluctant to part, chatting with Qin Ai. Finally, Qin Ai, worried that Zuo Bian would catch a cold from the night breeze, urged her to go inside.

After greeting her mother in the living room, Zuo Bian went to her room to shower and change. 555, inhabiting a panda plushie with a big head, clumsily climbed onto a chair. It was time to continue writing “Daily Life of the CEO’s Pampered Little Wife.”

Little Frog, peeking out from Zuo Bian’s bag, stared curiously at 555’s back, which was bigger than its entire body. It heard 555 mumbling to itself.

“Hehehe, even though the host went home, it doesn’t really make a difference. Sofa play is the best, the wisdom of the people is boundless. Even if I haven’t seen it with my own eyes, with my extraordinary imagination, I can write a story worthy of being published on an R-rated website. Like this, moan, moan, moan…”

Little Frog wriggled its round body and hopped onto the table, making a “plop” sound.

“What are you writing, 555, ribbit?”

555’s pen slipped, leaving a squiggly mark on the paper. It quickly slammed its diary shut.

“I’m writing my diary. Are you trying to peek? It’s very rude to read someone else’s diary.” 555 tried to look stern, but the doll it was inhabiting had naturally curved eyes and a cat-like mouth, with two rosy cheeks. It looked adorable, not intimidating at all.

Little Frog hopped around, feeling wronged. “But I didn’t eavesdrop, ribbit. You were reading it out loud as you wrote, ribbit.”

555’s plush hands grabbed Little Frog, squeezing its face. “How much did you hear? Tell me the truth!”

“I heard everything, ribbit! Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, ribbit! Xiao Bianbian! 555 is bullying me! It’s so mean!” Tears welled up in Little Frog’s round, black eyes.

555 frantically wiped Little Frog’s tears, scolding it. “Stop crying, or I’ll molest you!”

“Waaah, ribbit! You want to defile me, ribbit!”

Zuo Bian, showering in the bathroom, faintly heard some commotion outside. She quickly finished her shower, changed into her pajamas, and rushed out of the bathroom.

She saw 555 kissing Little Frog. Little Frog struggled desperately, twisting its chubby body, but it had no neck, so it couldn’t escape the kiss.

“I don’t want your kisses, ribbit! I want the beautiful young lady to kiss me, ribbit! Xiao Bianbian, save me, ribbit!” Little Frog spotted Zuo Bian and cried out for help, its mouth wide open.

Zuo Bian grabbed the two creatures, separating them.

“What’s going on?”

555, feeling embarrassed about its NSFW writing, laughed awkwardly. “Host, I was writing in my diary when Little Frog came to peek. It’s all Little Frog’s fault.”

“Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit? You were the one writing weird things and reading them out loud, ribbit. You wrote about Xiao Bianbian and Qin Ai on the sofa—”

555 urgently sent a message to Little Frog through their private channel. 【Don’t say it! I’ll steal Zuo Bian’s milk and give it to you!】

[Ten bottles a day, ribbit! ]

【Five bottles! That’s my final offer!】

[Seven bottles, ribbit. Not a drop less, ribbit.]

【Deal!】

In that brief moment, 555 and Little Frog made a deal behind Zuo Bian’s back.

“On the sofa?” Zuo Bian asked, her mind replaying certain scenes.

“Nothing, ribbit. I know I was wrong, ribbit. I shouldn’t have peeked at 555’s diary, ribbit.”

Zuo Bian put down 555 and gently patted Little Frog’s soft head with her free hand. “Little Frog is such a good boy. It’s wrong to read someone else’s diary.”

“Mm-hmm, ribbit. I won’t do it again, ribbit.”

“Mm, good boy. How about three large bottles of milk?”

“That’s enough, ribbit. Thank you, Xiao Bianbian, ribbit. You’re the best, ribbit.”

555 felt a strange sadness in its nonexistent heart. It was a three-person movie, but why was it always left out?

After comforting Little Frog, Zuo Bian carried both little cuties to bed. 555 nestled in her arms, trying to get some attention.

But Zuo Bian’s attention was completely captured by Little Frog, who was a master of acting cute. It rubbed its face against Zuo Bian’s cheek and even gave her a little kiss with its tiny mouth.

Little Frog was only half the size of her palm, and its cute antics were heart-melting.

“So cute, let me kiss you again.” Zuo Bian scratched Little Frog’s chin with her finger.

Little Frog jumped onto Zuo Bian’s face. “Chu, chu, chu, ribbit. Xiao Bianbian will be a good mother in the future, ribbit.”

“Really? I think so too.” Zuo Bian smiled happily.

555 snorted loudly, but Zuo Bian still didn’t notice it. It mumbled, “If you and Qin Ai have two children in the future, you won’t be a good mother if you favor one over the other.”

“555 is also cute.” Zuo Bian rubbed 555’s furry head, and the spineless 555 immediately melted.

“Xiao Bianbian will definitely be a good mother.” 555 acted cute like a bear.

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Zuo Bian slept soundly and woke up early the next morning, heading out to buy a motorcycle. She was a woman of action and never procrastinated.

Last time, she had been followed by Lin Qingqing. This time, it was Lu Letian.

Coincidentally, Zuo Bian bumped into Lu Letian while looking at motorcycles. Lu Letian greeted her with familiarity.

He was being polite, so Zuo Bian greeted him back.

Although Lu Letian was handsome and wealthy, the dream man of many women, Zuo Bian wasn’t interested in him, not even Chang Wenyan.

“Miss Zuo is buying a motorcycle because of Qin Ai, right? I remember she really likes motorcycles and used to participate in races. But she hasn’t ridden one in years. It makes me miss the old her. Although she was still cold and aloof back then, at least she had some life in her.”

The way Lu Letian talked about Qin Ai’s past was different from Lin Qingqing. Lin Qingqing always spoke with a hint of sarcasm, trying to emphasize something, while Lu Letian seemed to be genuinely reminiscing.

“What was Qin Ai like back then?”