Green Tea Villainess Fails 38

Chapter 38

After that whole ordeal, the afternoon was wasted. However, Zuo Bian didn’t regret her actions. Qin Ai would probably be happy knowing those people were dealt with.

She wanted to send a message to Qin Ai, asking if she was free for dinner, but before she could, she received a QQ call from Qin Tian.

“Hello, Xiao Tian.”

“Older Sister Zuo Bian! It feels like it’s been ages since I last saw you. I miss you so much!”

Hearing Qin Tian’s cheerful voice, Zuo Bian’s mood lifted.

“Xiao Tian, I miss you too. Do you want to go to the amusement park with me and Qin Ai this weekend?”

Qin Tian exclaimed in surprise, “Sister agreed to go to the amusement park?”

“Yes, I told her that you said she liked amusement parks, so I wanted to go.”

Zuo Bian’s words made Qin Tian’s scalp tingle. His heart pounded with fear, realizing he was in deep trouble. But quickly, his mind started racing, and he came up with a brilliant idea.

“Older Sister Zuo Bian, I have some intel for you, but in exchange, you have to put in a good word for me with Sister.”

【Why does this remind me of eunuchs bribing concubines in ancient times, asking them to whisper sweet nothings to the emperor so they could be pardoned or promoted?】

[But why is Qin Tian a eunuch, ribbit?]

Zuo Bian blinked and lowered her voice. “What kind of intel?”

Qin Tian giggled. “Tonight, Mom and I are going to Grandma’s house and will be staying there. Only Sister will be home alone.”

【Wow! A new informant has emerged! I love Qin Tian!】555 cheered in Zuo Bian’s mind.

Zuo Bian smiled. “Okay, I understand. Thank you, Xiao Tian. I’ll definitely put in a good word for you with Qin Ai, don’t worry.”

“Wuwuwu! Older Sister Zuo Bian, whether my allowance can be saved depends on you!”

“Mm-hmm! I’ll defend your allowance with my life!”

A big cutie and a little cutie had formed an alliance.

Qin Tian then revealed some more information to Zuo Bian, like Qin Ai would probably be home around 8 p.m., she had secretly bought a lot of clothes that weren’t her size, and there were only three bedrooms in the house, with his and his mother’s bedrooms already locked.

“Older Sister Zuo Bian, you can stay at our house tonight. It’s no big deal for girls to sleep in the same room.” The excitement in Qin Tian’s voice betrayed his true intentions.

He really wanted Zuo Bian to be his future sister-in-law. Where else could he find such a kind, beautiful, and fun-loving sister-in-law?

Chang Wenyan, his sister’s childhood friend, had long been eliminated in Qin Tian’s mind. He wasn’t a beautiful young lady, and he only cared about work. What would happen if his sister ended up with him? Life would be so boring that they might as well skip straight to old age.

Hearing Qin Tian’s suggestion, Zuo Bian nodded vigorously. “I understand.”

“Mom and I are leaving now. I’m rooting for you, Older Sister Zuo Bian! Go, go, go!”

“Mm-hmm!”

Zuo Bian hung up the phone. The sky had darkened, and heavy, leaden clouds covered the sky.

The sky seemed to press down, suffocating. A white bolt of lightning flashed through the clouds, followed by a deafening roar a few seconds later. Raindrops began to fall.

The temperature dropped with the rain. Zuo Bian looked at the raindrops streaming down the car window, and a classic line from the Green Tea Handbook popped into her mind.

【Is it coming? Is it coming? The classic scene from the promotional blurb on Jinjiang(jjwxc)!】*

[I can sense a surge of energy in the future, ribbit!]

‘I already know what to do. Qin Ai won’t be home until 8 p.m., so I’ll have dinner first. Then I’ll make my move closer to 8.’

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At 8 p.m., the sky was completely dark, except for the streetlights illuminating small patches of the road.

A white car sped by, its wheels splashing through puddles. The windshield wipers swung back and forth, clearing the rain that streamed down, leaving winding trails.

Qin Ai’s hands were on the steering wheel, her right fingers tapping rhythmically, betraying her impatience.

Zuo Bian hadn’t sent her a single message all day. Qin Ai smoothly turned a corner, driving the car into the garage.

After getting out of the car, she checked her phone again, but there were still no messages.

Qin Ai put away her phone and strode out of the garage.

The rain was heavy tonight. Even while showering, Qin Ai could faintly hear the rumbling thunder and the drumming of raindrops outside.

As she came out of the bathroom, she saw her phone light up on the table.

Caller ID: Bian.

“Hello.”

“Ai Jiejie, the rain is heavy, and I am soaked all over.” Zuo Bian’s voice trembled slightly, the sound of rain a constant background noise.

Qin Ai frowned, her feet instinctively moving towards the door. “Where are you? I’ll come pick you up.”

“I’m at your doorstep.” Zuo Bian leaned against a pillar in front of Qin Ai’s house. To make herself look even more drenched, she scooped up some rainwater and rubbed it on her hair.

“I’m coming out to get you right now.”

Qin Ai didn’t hang up the phone. Zuo Bian heard hurried footsteps through the receiver. She found a dry strand of hair and wetted it with more rainwater.

【Host, you look absolutely pitiful now, a perfect delicate little white flower!】

[So beautiful, so beautiful, ribbit! Wet seduction, ribbit! ]

【You little kid, what do you know about wet seduction!】

[But I’m three thousand years old, ribbit… ]

【You’re always so childish, I think you’re only three years old. Never mind, Host, good luck. I’m ready to be censored again.】

With a click, the door behind Zuo Bian opened. She instinctively turned to look at Qin Ai, pretending to be cold and rubbing her bare arms. “Qin Ai, I’m so cold.”

To enhance the effect of her vulnerability, Zuo Bian had specifically chosen a white dress. The thin fabric clung to her skin, outlining her curves.

Her semi-wet hair hung down her chest, a drop of water sliding down her neck and merging with her damp collar. Her delicate face looked up at Qin Ai, her eyes filled with dependence and vulnerability.

“Come in. Why didn’t you bring an umbrella?” Qin Ai handed Zuo Bian a pair of slippers.

Zuo Bian took off her shoes and changed into the slippers. Water dripped from her clothes, leaving a puddle on the floor.

“Because I wanted to see you, so I came over. I didn’t expect it to rain suddenly. I think I’ve made your house dirty…” Zuo Bian lowered her head, feigning unease.

Qin Ai said, “It’s okay, I’ll have someone clean it up later.”

Zuo Bian took a deep breath and delivered the classic line: “Qin Ai, you’re home alone, can I borrow your bathroom to take a shower?”

The heavy rain continued, enveloping the world. A bolt of lightning struck, and Zuo Bian flinched, then threw herself into Qin Ai’s arms in fear.

【Host, you’re a delicate and fragile girl who’s afraid of thunder! Act scared!】

The force of Zuo Bian’s embrace made Qin Ai stagger, barely managing to keep her balance.

Zuo Bian’s unique fragrance, mixed with the scent of rain, enveloped Qin Ai. Her soft and slender body pressed against her.

Qin Ai instinctively raised her hand and patted Zuo Bian’s back gently. “Go take a shower, you’ll catch a cold if you don’t change.”

However, her hand slid down Zuo Bian’s back, resting on her slender waist.

Zuo Bian’s heart pounded with both nervousness and anticipation.

The Green Tea Handbook stated that if you confirmed the other person was home alone on a rainy day, you should deliberately get drenched in the rain and go to their place, making sure to deliver the classic line.

A dark and rainy night was a perfect opportunity for something to happen. A house with only two people, a woman soaked to the bone, and suggestive words filled with innuendo, everything was perfectly in place.

The Green Tea Handbook only said that this would lead to significant progress but didn’t specify what would happen. But it was precisely because of the uncertainty that Zuo Bian felt both nervous and excited.

“I’m so scared.” Zuo Bian hugged Qin Ai tighter, her soft breasts pressing against her.

“Afraid of thunder?”

“Mm-hmm.” Zuo Bian nodded earnestly, but her acting was too superficial. Qin Ai could see through it easily.

But Qin Ai didn’t expose her. She smirked and asked, “What if it thunders while you’re showering? Do you want me to accompany you in the shower too?”

Zuo Bian thought about it seriously. According to her current persona as a delicate little white flower afraid of thunder, she should be so scared that she would want someone to accompany her everywhere.

So she replied, “Mm, Ai Jiejie, come shower with me.”

Qin Ai gently brushed Zuo Bian’s hair behind her ear with her free hand, her eyes half-closed, her voice low and husky. “Zuo Bian, do you know what you’re saying? Do you know the consequences of this?”

Zuo Bian looked into Qin Ai’s eyes, which were as clear and bright as a washed sky, seeing straight through to her soul.

“Can’t we shower together?”

It was a difficult invitation to refuse, but Qin Ai still refused.

“I’ve already showered. I’ll stay outside with you. Go ahead.” Qin Ai loosened her grip on Zuo Bian’s waist.

Qin Ai had initially planned to “devour” Zuo Bian tonight, but she wanted to wait until Zuo Bian truly understood what love meant. She didn’t want something obtained through trickery.

She could have been more manipulative and used sweet words to make Zuo Bian willingly offer her heart and body. But she cherished Zuo Bian, and it was precisely because she cherished her that she didn’t dare to take advantage of her.

Zuo Bian entered the bathroom. It was still warm from Qin Ai’s shower, and her scent lingered in the air. Qin Ai’s discarded clothes were in the laundry basket.

On a whim, Zuo Bian picked up one of Qin Ai’s shirts, blushing as she secretly sniffed it.

“It smells so good. This is Qin Ai’s scent.” She took another deep breath, but her gaze couldn’t help but wander to something else.

“Would the scent be stronger on her underwear?” Zuo Bian wondered.

【!!!! Host, you have the potential to be a pervert! Although I’m currently censored, I can guess what you’re looking at! I didn’t know you were this kind of person, Zuo Bian.】

Zuo Bian put down Qin Ai’s shirt and reluctantly averted her gaze. “I can’t ruin my innocent little bunny persona. I’m going to shower.”

【Eh? That’s not what I meant! Keep sniffing! It would be even better if you ‘accidentally’ let Qin Ai see you…】

Then the classic plot of “Overbearing CEO’s Fierce Love” could unfold.

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T/N:

【Is it coming? Is it coming? The classic scene from the novel’s promotional blurb on Jinjiang(jjwxc)!】*

This line refers to the Description of the novel

The system is breaking the fourth wall by referencing a scene :”The rain is heavy, and I am soaked all over. He’s away, can I borrow your bathroom to take a shower?”