4 Meng’er, Attack!
“—Remember not to lock your door after dark~”
His cousin’s devilish voice echoed in his ears. Yan Zhen, feeling a bit dazed, turned to look at her.
Yan Meng’er winked mischievously, then cheerfully pulled her clearly uncomfortable cousin to wash the dishes. It was obvious they had planned this together.
Yan Zhen blinked, his slightly intoxicated mind recalling the cat and dog costumes in the wardrobe, and he instantly sobered up.
Could the surprise Meng’er mentioned be that? Probably not, right? No matter what, with his cousin’s personality, she would never agree… right?
Yan Zhen felt a headache coming on.
The previous high-intensity intimate activities were part of the plot. If he continued now, his character would collapse again.
Just then, Instructor Yu Xuan walked over and said softly, “Come to my office tomorrow at noon. I need to talk to you about the graduation ceremony.”
Without waiting for Yan Zhen’s reply, Instructor Yu Xuan gracefully left the dining hall, leaving behind an elegant and charming figure.
Yan Zhen blinked, feeling that Instructor Yu Xuan’s words had a hidden meaning. He couldn’t help but think of the previous “come to my office” situations.
It was all his fault for mentioning it in the first place, casually suggesting either daytime or the office, leading to Instructor Yu Xuan’s addiction.
Character collapse x2!
“Little Brother Yan Zhen~” Mi Xue’er approached with a giggle. “Can I ask you for a favor?”
“What is it?”
“Ahem, well, I want to try to advance to the Mystic Scholar realm before the graduation ceremony. Can you help me?”
Yan Zhen used his Spiritual Power to scan her briefly, frowning. “The graduation ceremony is in five days. With your current cultivation, Senior Sister Xue’er, you’re still quite far from advancing to the Mystic Scholar realm, unless you consume some rare treasure.”
Mi Xue’er raised her index finger. “That’s why I need to take an alternative approach~”
“What do you want to do?”
“Well, I have a special secret technique here that requires your participation, Little Brother Yan Zhen. If we succeed, I can easily advance to the Mystic Scholar realm!”
“What secret technique?”
Mi Xue’er took out a booklet without a cover and handed it to Yan Zhen.
Yan Zhen opened the booklet and browsed through it.
The handwriting inside was Mi Xue’er’s, clearly a transcribed version of the technique.
After reading it, Yan Zhen’s expression became troubled. It was a dual cultivation secret technique.
However, it didn’t require physical intimacy, nor was it gender-specific. As long as both parties had opposing Mystic Power attributes, it would work.
Mi Xue’er cultivated Ice Mystic Power, while his was Fire Mystic Power, making them perfectly suited for this technique.
However, Mi Xue’er was too weak. If they practiced it, only she would benefit significantly, while Yan Zhen’s gains would be minimal.
“Can you help me, Little Brother Yan Zhen?” Mi Xue’er pleaded. “I know it’s a bit much to ask, but I really want to advance to the Mystic Scholar realm now and go to the Sacred Ground Academy with you.”
If she arrived at the Sacred Ground Academy six months after he left, like in her previous life, she wouldn’t have any chance.
Yan Zhen sighed, puzzled. “Senior Sister Xue’er… why are you so persistent?”
“I don’t know, but I just like you,” Mi Xue’er blushed, losing her usual cheerful demeanor, acting shy like a newlywed bride. “Because I like you, I want you to like me too. So, I’ll try everything I can until you accept me.”
“Alright. I’ll try to help. Whether it works or not depends on how reliable your secret technique is.”
“You agreed? Yay!” Mi Xue’er was so happy she almost jumped. “I love you, Little Brother Yan Zhen.”
Actually, Yan Zhen didn’t want to agree. In the script, Mi Xue’er didn’t go to the Sacred Ground Academy with him but arrived six months later. However, Mi Xue’er had already said so much, and refusing would seem too heartless.
Moreover, their current situation had already deviated from the script.
At this point in the script, no one except Xiao Xinyan was a nine-star Mystic One. Now, they all were, especially Meng’er. She was originally the weakest, but she had caught up, which was unexpected.
“When do we start?”
“I-I need to prepare. Come to my room tomorrow night.”
“Isn’t it a bit inappropriate in the room…”
“What’s wrong with that? We’re cultivating seriously, not doing anything bad.” Then, Mi Xue’er’s tone changed, becoming slightly resentful. “Unlike Meng’er and Ruyu, you just got back, and they’re already thinking about that…”
“Cough, cough…” Being called out like that, even with his thick skin, Yan Zhen couldn’t help but feel embarrassed. “Then it’s settled. By the way, I have a few bottles of Small Origin Pills here. Senior Sister Xue’er, you can have them. I don’t need them anymore.”
Yan Zhen quickly took out two bottles of Small Origin Pills and stuffed them into Mi Xue’er’s hands, as if offering hush money.
Mi Xue’er smiled at Yan Zhen, finding his blushing face adorable, wanting to hug and nuzzle him.
“Thank you. I’ll go back to my room then.”
Passing by Yan Zhen, she lowered her voice and said, “Remember not to let Ruyu and Meng’er make too much noise tonight~”
Seeing Yan Zhen’s ears turn red, she left the dining hall with a satisfied smile.
Just as Yan Zhen was about to leave, he looked up and met Xiao Xinyan’s gaze. He awkwardly turned away, but Xiao Xinyan called out to him.
“Wait, Junior Brother Yan Zhen!”
Yan Zhen’s head throbbed. He had been gone for three months, and now everyone had something to ask of him!
“What is it?”
Xiao Xinyan, no longer arrogant and harsh, looked shy. “Do you have any more Small Origin Pills? I want some too.”
Yan Zhen patted himself down, finding the last bottle. “I have one bottle left. Is that enough? If not, I can refine more.”
“That should be enough, thank you.” Xiao Xinyan smiled. “I’ll trade this with you. You should need it.”
She stuffed a pill bottle into Yan Zhen’s hand and then ran off, blushing.
Yan Zhen looked closely and saw the words “Golden Spear Pill” written on the bottle. His expression fell.
—What do I need this for?
“…”
Speechless, Yan Zhen returned to his room and, since it was still early, entered the Fire Refining Starry Sky to greet his beautiful master and refine some Small Origin Pills for his cousins.
They had both reached nine-star Mystic One and needed pills to break through.
After refining two batches, it was almost dark. Yan Zhen left the Fire Refining Starry Sky, reappearing on his bed just as he heard a knock on the door.
Yan Zhen opened the door to find his cousins standing outside.
Since it was winter, both girls wore robes over their sleepwear to keep warm.
Although they weren’t dressed as lightly as in the summer, they exuded a refined air.
“Hee hee, Cousin, we’re here~”
“Cough, it’s cold outside, come in—whoa!”
Before Yan Zhen could finish speaking, Yan Meng’er eagerly pounced on him.
During the three months he was gone, while diligently cultivating, she also diligently studied… positions. Not only had her cultivation soared, but she had also mastered quite a few dual cultivation techniques.
—Meng’er has become stronger! No longer the weakling who can’t last a full round!
So, she wanted to try out her new techniques as soon as possible, letting her cousin know that she, his baby-faced, busty cousin, was more satisfying than that flat-chested cousin with the nice butt!
She even had a tiny bit of ambition: to one day “defeat” her cousin!
—Meng’er, attack!
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