Chapter 45: I Shouldn’t Have Used That Cheat
Although there had been some unexpected twists, he had ultimately succeeded in arousing them, fulfilling the first acting requirement.
Now for the second requirement: maintain his composure and help them dispel the aphrodisiac’s effects.
He had been regulating his breathing since rupturing the sac, minimizing his exposure to the gas. Aside from a slight warmth, he wasn’t particularly aroused. It was similar to how he felt when he woke up in the morning.
The problem was Yun Xiu and Jiu Youyue. Even without the aphrodisiac, most men wouldn’t be able to resist being sandwiched between two beautiful women like this.
Fortunately, he wasn’t an ordinary man.
He had experienced similar situations before: with his cousins, with Ji Ya and Yi Xian’er, with Ji Ya, Aunt Mu, and the twins… and even with Yun Xiu and Jiu Youyue themselves, when they had massaged his bruises.
Having experienced so many “rice bowl” scenarios, he had developed some resistance. He wouldn’t instantly crumble.
Of course, resisting wouldn’t be easy!
In the script, he hadn’t been able to resist initially. He had kissed and fondled them, enjoying the moment.
It was only after hearing Yun Xiu’s pained words, “If you take my purity, I’ll kill you when I wake up, then myself,” and Jiu Youyue’s threat, “If you touch me again, I’ll castrate you,” that he had snapped out of it, pushing them away, then, suppressing his own desires, retrieved the pills to help them dispel the aphrodisiac.
That meant he had to wait for their desperate pleas before acting. Until then, he had to play along, pretending to be equally aroused.
“…”
He wanted to embrace them both, as described in the script, but his left arm was trapped between Yun Xiu’s breasts, and his right arm was pinned beneath Jiu Youyue’s leg. He could only respond verbally to their advances.
When Yun Xiu paused for breath, he turned to Jiu Youyue, who immediately released his ear, cupping his face and kissing him.
Her kiss wasn’t as gentle as Yun Xiu’s, more passionate and unrestrained, her tongue invading his mouth, her saliva mingling with his.
It was normal for those at the Mystic General realm and above to have increased saliva production.
He was forced to swallow her saliva, the taste surprisingly sweet and refreshing, like spring water.
Yun Xiu, seeing her position usurped, felt a surge of displeasure, even in her aroused state. She pushed Jiu Youyue, but Jiu Youyue didn’t budge. She then turned to his neck and collarbone, showering him with kisses, each one leaving a distinct mark.
She wanted to move lower, but his clothes were in the way. She tugged at his shirt, ripping it open.
Rip! The sound startled him, snapping him out of his daze. That was close! I almost lost control! Her technique is getting better!
As he thought this, her lips found his chest, her kisses more frantic, her mouth closing around his nipple, making his breath hitch, a moan nearly escaping his lips.
His arms were trapped. He couldn’t retaliate. And if he didn’t retaliate, they wouldn’t regain their senses and issue their warnings, and the plot wouldn’t progress.
He would only sink deeper into this pleasure. After all, his willpower was limited. Unless he… stopped being human.
His arms were immobile, but his fingers could still move.
His left hand was beneath Yun Xiu’s arm, near her ribs, while his right hand was trapped between Jiu Youyue’s legs. Perfect positions for a counterattack!
An idea sparked in his mind. He silently summoned the system.
— System, activate “Special Trump Card: Golden Fingers”!
[Acknowledged.]
The card activated, his fingers glowing with a faint, platinum light. He felt a surge of power, his fingers transforming into the most nimble and dexterous digits in the world, surpassing even the greatest musicians and masseurs.
— Time for a counterattack!
If he “attacked” their most sensitive areas, they would definitely snap out of it and warn him to stop.
Even a Demon Realm temptress valued her purity, let alone the incredibly conservative Cloud Heaven Sword Immortal.
As he began his counterattack, they both moaned, their arms tightening around him.
“Yan Zhen…”
“Little Zhenzhen…”
They opened their eyes, their gazes hazy with desire, filled with longing, like children craving candy.
— It worked! They’re awake!
He intensified his assault, two words suddenly popping into his mind.
Dounai (豆奶): soy milk.
Doubi (逗比): a silly, funny person; a joker.
— Ahem, the Chinese language is truly profound!
Their moans turned into whimpers, their bodies writhing against him, a mixture of pleasure and protest.
This should be enough, right? He felt his own body burning. He couldn’t continue much longer.
— Say your lines!
However, they only continued to writhe and moan, their words incoherent.
— Still not saying anything? Not enough stimulation? They don’t feel violated?
He gritted his teeth, his left hand skillfully slipping into Yun Xiu’s open neckline, his right hand reaching beneath Jiu Youyue’s skirt, his “golden fingers” finding their most vulnerable spots, launching his attack.
If there were a ranking system for “teasing” similar to cultivation realms, he would undoubtedly be at the Emperor level, capable of teasing even the heavens, making the celestial rivers overflow, their waters flooding the mortal world.
And he did just that.
He felt their bodies stiffen, then convulse, a high-pitched moan escaping their lips.
He felt a cold sweat break out.
— They should be snapping out of it now, right?
He looked at them, and they also looked at him.
Then he realized their eyes were glazed over, their pupils dilated, their arousal even more intense than before.
— Why aren’t they waking up?!
Then he remembered. Men and women reacted differently. Men had a refractory period, while women… didn’t.
His “golden fingers” hadn’t offended them. Instead, they were enjoying it immensely! His skills were too good!
He was dumbfounded, filled with regret!
— I shouldn’t have used that cheat!
He had been punished for cheating!
“Yan Zhen~”
“Little Zhenzhen~”
They leaned against him, their gazes like hungry lionesses eyeing their prey.
His scalp tingled. He tried to struggle, but he was completely immobilized.
They were Mystic Lords!
“C-calm down! Let’s talk this out!”
They exchanged glances, then, in perfect synchronization, climbed on top of him, one in front, one behind.
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