Chapter 45: Slapping the Cousin Sister’s Butt (Part 1)
As is well known, the plot of a feel-good novel without a female lead protagonist is composed of leveling up, defeating monsters, and then showing off while humiliating opponents.
When the protagonist completes an upgrade, learns a new skill, or obtains treasures and spirit pets, they must conventionally show off to reach the satisfying climax. Showing off requires an antagonist, but since it’s the New Year, everyone is on vacation, so it’s not easy to find an antagonist, so the cousin sister will have to substitute.
【Ding! Key plot event begins】
【Current plot progress – Chapter 40: Battle against the Five-Star Mystic】
【Role-playing requirement: Get into an argument with the estranged cousin sister, and hit her buttocks at least twice】
【Completion progress: 0%】
This is not difficult at all? I guarantee I will complete the task!
Yan Zhen walked out of the room with great confidence. In the courtyard, Yan Meng’er was pulling Yan Ruyu’s hand and coming this way, her expression excited. In contrast, Yan Ruyu had an unwilling look, like a dog that had overheated after too much shopping.
The two women were dressed up elegantly. Yan Meng’er’s makeup was exquisite, and her clothes were luxurious, a typical young miss. Yan Ruyu, on the other hand, had a more mature and reserved style, giving the impression of a young mistress.
Yan Zhen proactively approached them and asked, “What are you two doing here?”
“Cousin brother, I finally found you!” Seeing her cousin brother, Yan Meng’er immediately abandoned her good cousin sister and clung to Yan Zhen’s arm affectionately. “Cousin brother, where did you go yesterday? Meng’er wanted to go worship the gods with you.”
“Worship what gods, it’s crowded, not interesting.”
“Even if we don’t worship, we can still go out for a walk. Meng’er wore the dress you bought her yesterday, I originally wanted you to take a good look at it, wuwu~”
“You can look at it tomorrow, this outfit looks good too.”
“Really?”
Yan Meng’er released Yan Zhen and turned around a few times in front of him, then smiled sweetly.
She knew she was cute and knew how to show off her cuteness in front of the person she liked. Unfortunately, Yan Zhen was not too fond of the loli-big-breasted type, otherwise, he would have been bewitched long ago. Compared to young lolitas and naive girls, he preferred mature beauties!
So Yan Zhen turned his gaze to the beauty in the courtyard, or rather, the cousin sister.
Under his gaze, Yan Ruyu unconsciously tensed her body, thrust out her chest, and raised her chin, striking a proud swan-like pose.
Her dress was quite form-fitting, outlining her alluring curves, especially her beautiful buttocks, which made her feel quite embarrassed.
Yan Ruyu didn’t want to wear this outfit, but Yan Meng’er insisted, saying “Cousin brother Yan Zhen will definitely like it.”
She didn’t believe it at all, but couldn’t resist her cousin’s persuasion, so she changed into it and followed her cousin here.
Now that she saw Yan Zhen, she was worried he would take the opportunity to mock her, but at the same time, she secretly hoped he would say something good about her.
Yan Zhen rested his elbow on his hand and stroked his chin, looking at her leisurely, like a dissolute rascal appraising a courtesan.
Yan Ruyu endured her embarrassment and waited for Yan Zhen to “pronounce judgment”, thinking that even if he said something unpleasant, she would immediately go back and take off this dress.
However, after waiting for a long time, Yan Zhen still didn’t speak, but his gaze became more and more unrestrained, making her extremely uncomfortable. Her cheeks were already slightly flushed, and if he kept looking, she would surely reveal a shy and coquettish expression.
“What are you looking at!” Yan Ruyu suddenly scolded in a coquettish voice, “Keep looking and I’ll gouge out your dog eyes!”
As soon as she said that, she regretted it.
In these past few days, Yan Meng’er had been “teaching” her how to improve her relationship with Yan Zhen, and the first thing to do was to speak to him in a less aggressive tone.
The two sisters had practiced conversing through simulations until Yan Ruyu could calmly respond to Yan Zhen’s sarcastic remarks, then Yan Meng’er let her off.
But unexpectedly, as soon as she saw him in person, she broke down.
Yan Meng’er had a speechless expression on her face and glared at her cousin sister disapprovingly, making Yan Ruyu feel very guilty.
Yan Zhen, however, was used to this and calmly retorted, “What’s wrong with looking? You dressed up so beautifully, isn’t it for others to see? Or do you just like admiring yourself in the mirror?”
Beautiful?
Yan Ruyu precisely caught that word, feeling incredulous: Yan Zhen actually called her beautiful? Could it be that he really likes her outfit that accentuates her buttocks, just as Meng’er said…
Thinking of this, a hint of joy surged in Yan Ruyu’s heart, but on the surface, she still said coldly, “It’s not like I dressed up for you to see.”
“If not for me, then who are you dressing up for?” Yan Zhen pondered for a moment, then exclaimed in surprise, “The saying goes, a woman dresses up for the one she pleases. Cousin Ruyu, could it be that you have a suitor? Which young master is it? Let me meet him.”
At these words, Yan Ruyu’s joy vanished completely, her pretty face paling as she hurriedly said, “Nonsense! I don’t have any suitor!”
“She’s flustered, it seems I’ve hit a sore spot.” Yan Zhen said to Yan Meng’er, “It should be a handsome classmate from the Mystic Academy, right? Let me guess, is it the young master from the neighboring Great Zhou City? Or a noble from the Royal Capital? What do you think, Meng’er?”
Yan Meng’er laughed awkwardly, “I don’t think so, after all, she’s our cousin sister…”
She looked at Yan Ruyu with an apologetic gaze.
Yan Zhen chuckled leisurely, “No, no, no, at first glance, a seemingly proper young lady often has a hidden wild side. Don’t look at our cousin Ruyu like that, she might already be secretly dating someone in the academy.”
“—Yan Zhen!”
Yan Ruyu was furious, glaring at Yan Zhen with murderous eyes, her anger seemingly greater than before.
Yan Zhen was taken aback, seeing his cousin’s slightly reddened eyes, and felt a bit apprehensive in his heart, but still stubbornly recited his lines:
“What, what do you want?”
Yan Ruyu took a deep breath, then swiped her jade-like hand over the storage ring on her finger, drawing out her personal sword with a “clang”. She pointed the sword at Yan Zhen and said angrily, “You little rascal, if I don’t stab a few holes in you today, I’m not Yan Ruyu!”
Yan Zhen blinked in bewilderment: How come she drew her sword right away? The script wasn’t written this way.
The proper sequence should be that Yan Ruyu couldn’t refute him, so she resorted to violence, but found that Yan Zhen had already advanced to the Three-Star Mystic Realm, and as she was not skilled in martial arts, she had no choice but to wield her weapon.
Yan Ruyu didn’t give Yan Zhen time to think, gripping her First-Grade Mystic Artifact sword and thrusting it towards him.
Seeing her in a fit of anger, Yan Zhen didn’t dare to bet on whether she would really stab him, and hurriedly evaded.
“Cousin sister, cousin brother, don’t fight, let’s talk it out peacefully~”
Yan Meng’er tried to mediate, but was pushed away by Yan Ruyu, who held the long sword and thrust it towards Yan Zhen’s lower body.
Compared to the upper body, other than a certain part, stabbing anywhere else on the lower body wouldn’t be a big problem. The best would be to stab his buttocks, let’s see if he still dares to keep mocking her!
Yan Ruyu gritted her teeth and attacked fiercely, quickly tearing several holes in Yan Zhen’s clothes.
After evading another sword strike, feeling it was about enough, Yan Zhen finally acted out an angry expression:
“You old hag, don’t go too far, if you dare stab me again, I won’t be polite!”
“Hmph! How are you going to not be polite?” Yan Ruyu held the sword and stood upright. “Judging from the aura you’re emanating, you should have advanced to the Mystic Realm, right? Don’t think that just because of that, you can defeat me. I’ve also advanced, and I’m now a Five-Star Mystic!”
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