Chapter 76: The Strongest Vampire is Her Wife?!
“Wh-what… what are you talking about? I don’t understand. You must have the wrong person.” Ruo Xiaoxi pushed the wine glass away, instinctively recoiling so much she almost fell off her stool.
Her self-preservation instincts screamed at her to flee.
“Haha, don’t panic. You can’t fool my eyes.” Yifulan reached out to steady her, wondering where this little vampire had come from. She seemed quite weak.
But Ruo Xiaoxi hadn’t expected anyone to see through her disguise. How did they know?!
She quickly checked behind her. Her wings weren’t accidentally unfurled. Her eye color was normal. Everything seemed fine!
Beside her, Su Xiaoxiao calmly washed dishes, glancing at her silently.
Ruo Xiaoxi felt a sense of unease. These two girls were not ordinary. Someone in this city knew about vampires and could even identify her at a glance. She had never heard of such a thing before.
Tarot Astrology Shop… Now the name sounded ominous.
Since they’d laid their cards on the table, Ruo Xiaoxi couldn’t keep up the pretense.
Putting on a weak facade, she played the victim, hoping they wouldn’t harm her. In a small voice, she asked tentatively, “May I ask… who you are?”
“Us? Let’s introduce this one again. Su Xiaoxiao… she actually has another identity—”
“Which is…?”
“The strongest vampire hunter in the world.” After a moment of thought, Yifulan offered this serious assessment, nodding confidently, as if mentioning something trivial.
“The strongest vampire hunter?!” Ruo Xiaoxi shrieked, her face turning pale. She squeezed her trembling legs together, desperately suppressing a surge of panic in her stomach.
I’m doomed! I’m doomed! I’m doomed!
Of course, if vampires existed, there must be other hidden truths in the world that she didn’t know about! And now she knew a new one: vampire hunters!
Terror filled her heart as she stared blankly at Su Xiaoxiao, utterly terrified.
Why was a dishwashing lolita in a milk tea shop the strongest vampire hunter?! Why was she so unlucky to run into her? Was she going to be killed? Surely she was!
“Hey, Fufu, don’t say such things to the little vampire. You’re scaring her to death.”
Seeing Ruo Xiaoxi trembling, Su Xiaoxiao grabbed a towel and walked around the counter, intending to wipe her sweat. Each step felt like a hammer blow to Ruo Xiaoxi’s heart.
“Don’t… don’t hurt me! I’m a good vampire! I don’t do bad things! Waaaah!”
Ruo Xiaoxi collapsed onto the floor, tears streaming down her face. She’d never experienced anything like this. Her sister hadn’t taught her how to deal with natural enemies.
She was just a delicate little green tea girl!
“But! I have a ‘but’ to add!” Yifulan suddenly changed her tone, pausing dramatically before continuing, “She’s also the strongest vampire.”
“Alright, Fufu, stop it.” Su Xiaoxiao chided Yifulan, who was clearly enjoying teasing Ruo Xiaoxi. She’s so mean. I feel kind of bad for this little vampire.
Yifulan was a hardcore fan of her wife and was having too much fun.
Ruo Xiaoxi was stunned, unsure what to believe.
Then, she saw Su Xiaoxiao and Yifulan’s eyes simultaneously ignite like crimson beacons in the dark, revealing noble, proud, ruby-red pupils.
The feeling of… kinship.
These two girls… were also vampires?!
“Okay, we won’t scare you anymore, but everything I said is true. Let me see if you’ve wet your pants. You shouldn’t be that scared, right?” Yifulan came around the counter.
Ruo Xiaoxi blushed crimson. Just now, she almost… How embarrassing.
But a wave of relief washed over her. She had found… no, she had been found by her own kind. There were other vampire girls in this city!
And they were clearly incredibly powerful. The saying “A true master is always in the market” must refer to situations where even a dishwashing lolita is a hidden powerhouse. And this magic-performing Yifulan…
The strongest vampire is her wife?!
Don’t you guys realize the most powerful one is her wife?! Ruo Xiaoxi screamed internally, pointing at Yifulan, tearfully addressing a nonexistent audience.
“Don’t worry, we won’t hurt you. We’re just a little curious about you,” Yifulan said, helping Ruo Xiaoxi up.
“I’m not curious. That’s just Fufu,” Su Xiaoxiao immediately countered.
“Ahem! Wife, wife, please cooperate with me.” Yifulan coughed, then turned to Ruo Xiaoxi. “Which bloodline are you from?”
“Bloodline? I don’t know… Are there many bloodlines?” Ruo Xiaoxi shook her head.
“Yes. Generally speaking, there are thirteen main ancestral bloodlines.”
“Ancestral bloodlines! Then… can you tell me which one I’m from, Senior Yifulan? I don’t know…” Ruo Xiaoxi felt like a whole new world had opened up to her.
She had stumbled upon her own kind!
Finally, a promising development! She thought she was destined to be the weakest vampire forever! But Yifulan shook her head regretfully. “You don’t seem to belong to any of the thirteen main bloodlines.”
“Eek!” Ruo Xiaoxi’s hopeful expression turned to stone.
“Don’t you have any relatives? You could ask them,” Su Xiaoxiao suggested.
“Yes, I have a sister, Chris. Have you… heard of her?” Ruo Xiaoxi asked timidly, shrinking back. The two girls exchanged glances and shook their heads.
Well… I figured.
Sister’s useless, so the little sister suffers.
It’s okay, Sister Chris, even if you’re weak and not even part of the thirteen main bloodlines, I’ll still love you. I really won’t sneak up on you in the dark with a brick to try and usurp your position. Really. (Sincere face)
Her dream of vampire world domination seemed to be crumbling before her eyes.
“Senior Su Xiaoxiao, Senior Yifulan, can I join you? I don’t want my old sister anymore. And could you also change my bloodline…?”
Ruo Xiaoxi switched sides in a heartbeat. Sister Chris? I… I don’t know her…
Actually, maybe I should still acknowledge her. It’s been a while since she visited.
“Join us?” Yifulan was curious why Ruo Xiaoxi would say that.
“Y-yes. I’m all alone in the city. I only found out about you tonight. We’re all vampires, so we could look after each other…?”
“Well, sorry.” Yifulan wrapped her arms around Su Xiaoxiao’s waist, pulling her into a hug and nuzzling her cheek. “One cute white-haired lolita is enough for me.”
“But if you ever need anything, you can always come to our Tarot Astrology Shop for help.”
“We’re usually open from 10 PM to 4 AM~”
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