Citrus Love Little Green Tea 30

30. Onii-chan is So Creepy!

“H-hello…”

Ruo Tianxin offered a polite yet awkward smile, greeted the unfamiliar girl, brought her suitcase inside, and then quickly headed towards the bedroom.

Ruo Xiaoxi, left standing there dumbfounded, watched as her sister marched into her room, seemingly ignoring her presence completely.

Ruo Tianxin’s mind was racing. What’s going on? Why is there a strange girl in our apartment? And she’s only wearing a T-shirt and panties, like she just got out of bed.

How close are they to be dressed like that in someone else’s home!?

Oh no, oh no, oh no, my brother, living alone with no one to supervise him, has actually brought a girl home! If this is serious, I have to tell Mom and Dad!

No wonder you could bring a girl home but couldn’t answer my phone call.

Ruo Tianxin instantly transformed into a discipline inspector. She wouldn’t yell at the girl standing outside, but she would give her brother a good scolding. How could he bring a girl home?

“Bro!” she yelled, her voice echoing through the apartment.

Ruo Tianxin stopped at the bedroom door. There was only a desk and an empty chair, the computer still running a game. He must be home!

She looked around, suspecting her brother was hiding, too ashamed to face her. She checked the bathroom; no one there. Finally, she strode towards the large closet.

Ruo Tianxin pushed up her bell sleeves, revealing her slender, white forearms, ready to drag her brother out and give him a good thrashing. But the moment she opened the closet, she froze, staring at the contents in disbelief.

“Why are there only girls’ clothes?”

There weren’t many clothes, just three or four items, the closet mostly empty.

But those few items were all girls’ clothes: hoodies, dresses, and even a few cute bras.

Meanwhile, Ruo Xiaoxi, still standing awkwardly by the entrance, wondering why she had been so thoroughly ignored, watched as her sister emerged from the bedroom, a deep frown etched on her face.

Then, her sister’s confused gaze finally landed on her.

“Um, are you looking for something…?” Ruo Xiaoxi asked tentatively.

“My brother… where’s my brother? Where is he?” Ruo Tianxin was utterly baffled, spreading her arms wide. Where did he go!?

Ruo Xiaoxi scratched her cheek awkwardly, avoiding her sister’s gaze. “Because I’m right here. Of course, you wouldn’t find him in the bedroom…” she mumbled.

“Huh? W-what did you say?” Even a whisper couldn’t escape her sister’s sharp ears.

Ruo Tianxin stepped closer, placed her hands on the girl’s shoulders, and almost lifted her up.

Ruo Xiaoxi looked at her sister with innocent eyes, even batting her eyelashes for added cuteness.

Ruo Tianxin: “…”

Ruo Xiaoxi: “…”

Ruo Tianxin: “…?”

Ruo Xiaoxi: “…!”

“Bro, you’re disgusting, so disgusting!! Creepy!!!” Ruo Tianxin suddenly yelled, jumping back, looking like she wanted to grab her suitcase and flee.

Ah!? Ruo Xiaoxi was taken aback. This wasn’t the reaction she expected.

“W-why are you calling me disgusting?” she asked, bewildered.

Oh my god, that voice is so cute, help, onii-chan is so creepy!!” Ruo Tianxin’s speech deteriorated into a flurry of expressive Japanese, her shock overwhelming her language centers.

“How am I disgusting? Eh? Why?” Ruo Xiaoxi spread her hands innocently, her mind filled with question marks. Shouldn’t her sister be overjoyed and hug her?

Why was her sister looking at her with disgust and backing away? I’m pretty cute as a girl, aren’t I? Although it is a bit embarrassing being seen like this by my sister.

Help, he’s a lolicon! Bro, I thought you were just an ordinary, everyday lolicon!

“What’s a ‘not ordinary’ lolicon!? And I’m not one!”

“You are! Because you like cute, petite girls! Looking at 2D girls isn’t enough for you anymore? You actually, actually turned yourself into a loli!”

Ruo Xiaoxi’s eye twitched.

Doctor, I consent to organ donation. My sister has a cold. Doctor, I consent.

“What kind of twisted logic is that!? If I had that kind of power, why wouldn’t I have become a girl sooner!?” Ruo Xiaoxi exclaimed, her face turning red.

“How should I know why you didn’t do it sooner!?”

“Hey! We’re not even on the same wavelength! Get back to the topic! And come back here, don’t run away with your suitcase!”

“How do I know you won’t target me next? I’m pretty and petite! I, I don’t feel safe around you!”

“If you don’t feel safe around your own brother, where will you feel safe!?”

The siblings—no, the sisters—yelled at each other for a while, until Ruo Tianxin was momentarily stunned by Ruo Xiaoxi’s last remark and finally calmed down.

The two girls sat on the sofa, silent.

They were so awkward with each other, not like siblings at all, but more like a couple on an incredibly awkward first date…

“So… why?”

“I got bitten by a mosquito.”

“What kind of mosquito?”

“A really big mosquito.”

“How big?”

“About your size.”

“What kind of rainforest mosquito flew into your house?”

“I don’t know. Maybe it was a bat from another world.”

“What did it look like?”

“A loli.”

“Are you still half-asleep?”

“Do I look half-asleep?”

“Oh, then I must be half-asleep.”

“Wake up! This isn’t a dream!”

Ruo Xiaoxi tried to gradually explain the unusual circumstances, but Ruo Tianxin was clearly struggling to accept that her brother had become her sister.

No, I have to tell Mom and Dad!

Raising a child, you give birth to a son, and he turns into a daughter.

But Ruo Xiaoxi, sensing her sister’s thoughts, had already warned her not to tell their parents.

“So, how did getting bitten by a mosquito or bat turn you into a girl!?” Ruo Tianxin asked, still bewildered, looking at the cute girl in front of her, who was now almost the same height as her.

She looked down. Whoa, and her breasts are quite impressive, so round and full.

Even bigger than mine, how is that fair?

She almost wanted to reach out and pinch them, just to feel them.

“It was a vampire loli, and I wasn’t a match for her. I was attacked in my sleep; I let my guard down.”

“You’re really… a girl now?”

“Yes, absolutely. Do you think this body looks like a boy’s?”

“Then let me touch.”

“Ah… ah? Wait, what are you touching!? W-wait, nya!

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