106. You Are All a Feather on My Wings
“Wait, sorted by time! How many girls do you have?!” Lan Yinuo seemed to realize something belatedly, pinching Ruo Xiaoxi’s chubby cheek and demanding.
“Sigh, every time I hear a sad love song, I think of my ex-girlfriends: Ya Ya, Mei Mei, Lan Lan, Hua Hua, Bai Bai, Si Si, Yue Yue, Tian Tian… I wonder how they’re doing now.”
“So many!!!” Lan Yinuo’s vision went black, feigning a faint from anger.
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“So, are you going to say we’re all your wings? Huh?” Lan Yinuo put her hands on her hips, asking her indignantly. This was a very serious matter; righteous her couldn’t stand by!
Ruo Xiaoxi shook her head, and with an infuriatingly casual expression, she said, “No, I don’t have that many wings. You could say you’re all a feather on my wings.”
After saying that, Ruo Xiaoxi even spread her arms like an angel unfolding its wings. “Light Wings, unfold~”
Wow, this is truly outrageous. The little green tea is going wild; she’s even openly being a scumbag now!
“Just kidding, just kidding! All those names were made up on the spot!” Before Lan Yinuo’s hand chop could land on her head, Ruo Xiaoxi quickly stopped her, covering her head with her hands.
Suddenly, for some reason, Lan Yinuo didn’t hit her.
Instead, she glanced behind Ruo Xiaoxi and then asked, “Then tell me, do you like Senior Xia more, or do you like me more?”
“Of course I like Xiaonuo the most! Senior Xia’s big white bunnies and long white legs are no match for Xiaonuo’s cuteness!” Ruo Xiaoxi said, about to hug her.
But Lan Yinuo nimbly dodged away, then said loudly, “Xiaoxi, how did you know I was thirsty? Thank you for specially buying me mineral water. I love you!”
“Huh… why are you emphasizing that? What happened…”
Is this what they mean by, ‘Love should be shouted out loud’?
Watching Lan Yinuo happily run off with the water, Ruo Xiaoxi stood rooted to the spot, looking bewildered, completely oblivious to the gravity of the situation.
Until, her nostrils caught a faint whiff of Senior Xia’s scent…
“Ugh?!” A chilling sensation suddenly ran down Ruo Xiaoxi’s spine, making her tremble uncontrollably. She nervously swallowed, then with difficulty, turned her head.
“G-good morning, Senior Xia…”
“Ruo… Xiao… Xi!” A thundercloud seemed to instantly appear above Xia Zhibai’s head. She raised her clenched fist, asserting her authority.
Ruo Xiaoxi’s emotions were complicated. When she looked back at Lan Yinuo, Xiaonuo, who had run off with the water, playfully stuck out her tongue and mouthed, “Hehe, I learned from you.”
I was tricked! Xiaonuo played me!
Ruo Xiaoxi wanted to pretend to be angry and chase after her, taking the opportunity to escape herself, but Xia Zhibai grabbed her cowlick, making her legs just bounce in place. Xia Zhibai asked with a grim face:
“No match for cuteness, huh? It seems my chest isn’t big enough, my legs aren’t white enough. I’ll have to find some time this weekend to let you get to know them better.”
“N-no, no… I… I was saying that for Xiaonuo’s benefit. In my heart, I still…”
“Still trying to play both sides? So when she’s thirsty, you buy her water, but I’ve been walking around with you at the club fair for so long, and I’ve been thirsty the whole time! Why didn’t you buy me water?!” Xia Zhibai demanded.
Ugh… well, that was originally your water.
But, it got intercepted!
Ruo Xiaoxi couldn’t possibly say that she gave the water meant for Senior Xia to Xiaonuo. She racked her little brain, trying to smooth things over: “Because… I want to drink from the same bottle as Senior Xia…”
“Hmm? Why?”
“Oh, Senior Xia, you’re so mean! You’re forcing me to say it! It’s, um, an in-indirect kiss!”
Ruo Xiaoxi put on a coy, bashful act, secretly glancing at Senior Xia, then quickly lowering her gaze again. Her every gesture exuded charm.
“If you want to kiss me, just come find me! Why bother with indirect kisses and flirting? Just come here, stick out your little tongue, I’ll give it to you right now.” Xia Zhibai lowered her face, pretending to kiss Ruo Xiaoxi immediately.
Ruo Xiaoxi’s cheeks flushed red, and she shook her head repeatedly. “Eek, I’m, I’m so shy!”
“I don’t believe you. You’ve done everything, and things you shouldn’t have done, and you’re still shy? There must be something fishy, right? Be honest, why didn’t you remember to buy me water?”
“I thought Senior Xia was Superman and didn’t need to drink water.”
“Are you being cheeky again?”
“I’m wrong. Xiaonuo took it…”
“You gave it to her, didn’t you? A cute, delicate girl like Junior Lan couldn’t possibly snatch it from you, could she?” Xia Zhibai gave Ruo Xiaoxi a gentle smack on the bottom. She had given away the water bought for her.
In fact, given Xiaonuo’s personality, she wasn’t the type to directly snatch things or argue. But that didn’t mean she wouldn’t fight for her love, so she used her own style to compete.
She deliberately made Ruo Xiaoxi say those words in front of Xia Zhibai, then ran off, leaving the battle zone.
I didn’t expect Junior Lan to be so aggressive. I can’t let Ruo Xiaoxi be snatched away by her.
Xia Zhibai rested her chin on her hand, pondering, then whispered, “I need to find an opportunity next time, and kiss you in front of her. A ten-minute passionate kiss in the hallway, to win her back.”
“Huh?” Ruo Xiaoxi’s face changed. Are we having an arms race here?! Constantly escalating the intensity!
Hey! Can you two stop being jealous of each other?!
And why are you two fighting, but I’m the one suffering the consequences?!
“Um, photography competition, photography competition…” Ruo Xiaoxi quickly pulled the conversation back on track.
“Oh, the art museum is open. The photography club members are there too. We’ll go check out the situation soon, but I expect the competition to be fierce, so be mentally prepared.”
“Mmm, okay, let’s go now!”
Xia Zhibai put her hands on her hips, but then said, “I’m a little thirsty.”
“Oh, oh, Senior Xia, here.” Ruo Xiaoxi instinctively understood, opening the bottle for her. It was the one she had already taken a sip from. Fearing Senior Xia might find it unclean, she even wiped the bottle opening with a tissue.
“Sigh, I’m so tired, I can’t even lift my arm. If only there was a cute lolita to feed me water right now.” Xia Zhibai whined, slumping onto the chair.
“Then I’ll feed you…” Ruo Xiaoxi held the mineral water bottle with both hands, carefully bringing it to Senior Xia’s lips, afraid of accidentally shaking and pouring it down her collar.
Xia Zhibai still seemed dissatisfied. She said softly, “Can you feed me with your mouth?”
“Sorry, this shop doesn’t offer that service!” Ruo Xiaoxi narrowed her eyes. So Senior Xia was just playing with her. She immediately put the water down.
But Xia Zhibai didn’t let her go. She directly put her arm around Ruo Xiaoxi’s neck, pulling her forcibly closer.
“Then I’ll feed you.”
“Eek! Ooh…!”
A minute later, Xia Zhibai sat in the chair, sipping water and smiling at her. Ruo Xiaoxi, on the other hand, sat sideways on the floor, supporting herself, looking like a delicate girl who had been bullied, silently wiping away tears.
“Waaah… Mean Senior Xia, I’ll bite two holes in your neck (super quietly)!”
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