Chapter 20: Her Highness, the Princess, Isn’t Very Bright
“First, you have to acknowledge that you’re dead, otherwise our conversation can’t continue.”
Abyss dusted himself off, stood up, and regained his usual composed demeanor.
Leona seemed to dislike looking up at Abyss. She thought for a moment, then turned and closed the lid of the coffin behind her. After stretching her knees and jumping onto the coffin, she looked down triumphantly at Abyss, the added height of the platform seemingly necessary for her to communicate with him.
“Fine, my heart’s not beating anyway, so I’ll play along and pretend I’m dead.”
Leona’s voice still cracked a bit. She coughed lightly and cleared her throat.
“Alright, then I’ll begin,” Abyss said, clasping his hands behind his back. “You’ve been dead for forty-two years. You died from an unknown curse. Very few people know this secret. I learned a few clues from the soul of a secretly executed court guard and deduced it. Now that I’ve seen you in person, I’m even more certain of the cause of your death.”
“Nonsense! I haven’t felt any changes in my body. How could you know something I don’t even know? Just hearsay and baseless speculation?”
Leona immediately expressed her disdain. From her expression, it was clear that she genuinely hadn’t felt any curse on her—but then again, most people wouldn’t believe the words of a teenager they just met. Abyss was prepared for this.
“I have solid proof,” Abyss said, pointing to Leona’s upper abdomen. “Not long ago, I encountered a necromancer who was turning living people into zombies as guards while heading towards your tomb. Guess what he was planning to do?”
“Throw a feast at my place?” Leona rolled her eyes. “If you keep beating around the bush, I’m leaving.”
“He belongs to an organization called the Council of the Dead. He was on a secret mission to come to your tomb and retrieve a cursed object from your stomach.”
Abyss watched as Leona’s face changed upon hearing those words, and she instinctively covered her stomach.
“Oh, don’t worry. He’s already been torn to shreds by his own zombies. He won’t be opening up your abdomen to retrieve your stomach,” Abyss said with a reassuring smile.
“Then how do you plan to verify your so-called solid proof?” Leona asked. “Don’t forget, you still have no physical evidence. There’s no way this princess, a Dou Qi genius, could die from a mere curse. Do you know how strong my life force is? When I was little, I was trampled by a horse. An ordinary child would have died, but I was able to get out of bed after three days and was running around by the fourth.”
“It’s simple. I’ll open up your abdomen, take out your stomach, and see what’s inside.”
“You still want to cut me open!” Leona exclaimed in exasperation.
“You’re insulting my skills! I’m fundamentally different from that incompetent errand boy. I’m the best necromancer on the continent. Even if I open up your abdomen, I can heal it in the blink of an eye without leaving any trace. It’s completely safe!”
Abyss said confidently. He wasn’t lying. The necromancy he had learned not only allowed corpses to be resurrected in various forms but also included a complete set of methods for preserving corpses and undead, which he had mastered quite well. Back when he was learning corpse beautification from his master, he was once suspected of killing a living person to fake his results, which enraged his master. Abyss was clueless about applying makeup to the living, but once the subject was dead, he could instantly transform into a makeup expert.
“Impossible! This princess’s body is a human treasure. How could I let you touch it casually?” Leona shouted, her face flushed. “Shameless necromancer, don’t think you can do whatever you want to this princess’s pure and innocent body just because you resurrected me!”
“Then let me ask you, is it true that you have a legendary appetite and can eat the food of three grown men by yourself?”
Since the direct approach didn’t work, Abyss tried a different tactic.
Leona shook her index finger mysteriously. “Those are just rumors, lies told by bards to entertain ignorant commoners.”
Abyss was taken aback. If that information was false, then maybe…
“Six,” Leona said triumphantly after a pause. “I can eat the portions of six people in one meal. Are you underestimating this princess by saying three people’s portions?”
Abyss was speechless for a moment. He turned to look at Flora, who returned a helpless look, as if to say, “I didn’t expect that either.”
“With all due respect, your appetite is probably beyond the reach of ordinary humans. Haven’t you ever wondered why you can eat so much?” Abyss sighed and said to Leona, “Dou Qi and magic are similar. They both draw energy from external sources, not from eating. Even a muscular ninth-tier warrior, no matter how big their appetite, should still be within the realm of human capacity. But your appetite, you’ve reached the level of a two-headed ogre, haven’t you?”
“Who are you calling a two-headed ogre?!” Leona glared, then paused thoughtfully. “Hmm… Now that you mention it, my appetite is indeed a bit outrageous.”
You’ve never even thought about this yourself?! Abyss facepalmed.
This princess seems a bit slow-witted?
“Hmm… Let me think… Oh, my appetite changed drastically when I was twelve. After my birthday that year, I suddenly became very hungry. My father always criticized me for it.”
Leona pondered, sitting down slowly, her legs dangling and swaying back and forth. Her physique was indeed worthy of the title of the greatest Dou Qi genius in history. In just a short while, her joints seemed to have fully regained their flexibility. It took Flora more than ten hours to go from being completely stiff to having full control over her body like a healthy person, and that was with the help of the fire and herbal medicine.
“Did you feel anything else unusual?” Abyss pressed, secretly relieved. Fortunately, although this princess wasn’t very bright, her memory was still intact.
“Nothing else unusual. But from that time on, my abilities became stronger and stronger. By the time I was sixteen, I could hardly control them,” Leona said, looking at her dust-covered hands. “I often broke things accidentally back then. Now that you’ve resurrected me, why do I feel like I have better control? ABC, can you come here for a moment?”
Abyss didn’t ask what she wanted but walked straight towards her.
“Thump!”
A surge of Dou Qi flames erupted from Leona, and a straight punch, accompanied by a resounding sonic boom, landed squarely on Abyss’s face!