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New Year’s Special: 100 Questions for the Ye-Yu Couple
Bai: Hello everyone, and welcome to the 100 Questions of Couple Compatibility! I’m your host, Mr. Bai, and I’m honored to be joined today by the proud, handsome, and leggy Miss Ye Zhiyun, future CEO, and the adorable, foodie, and slightly problematic Yu Linna! (From here on, they will be referred to by their surnames.)
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Bai: Welcome! Please have a seat. Let’s begin with the questions.
1. What are your names?
Ye: Ye Zhiyun.
Yu: Yu Linna.
2. What are your genders?
Ye: Female.
Yu: Female.
Bai: Are you sure? Don’t you have the memories of a ten-year-old boy…? *(gets swatted)*
Yu: Hmph, I’m a girl now.
3. What are your ages?
Ye: 19.
Yu: 18.
Bai: … *(about to speak, gets swatted again)*
4. How would you describe your personalities?
Ye: I’d say I’m a proud, competitive, and dominant woman.
Yu: I’m a strong, resilient girl, working hard to make a living.
5. How would you describe each other’s personalities?
Ye: Nana is a strong girl, able to endure even the hardships of poverty. If I were her, I would have probably cried.
Yu: Zhiyun is courageous. Once she sets her mind on something, she goes for it, without hesitation. I admire that.
6. When did you two meet?
Ye: On the bus.
Yu: On the bus.
7. What were your first impressions of each other?
Ye: Terrible. I wanted to strangle this girl who appeared out of nowhere.
Yu: I thought she was beautiful.
Ye: …Nana, you’re making me blush.
Bai: I don’t want to be force-fed dog food. Next question!
8. What did you initially think of each other?
Ye: A rival.
Yu: An annoying loser childhood friend I didn’t know.
9. How did your relationship improve?
Ye: At first, I hated her, wanted to stay away from her, even get revenge. But as I got to know her, I saw her vulnerability, especially at the train station. I decided to protect her, to never let her cry again.
Yu: I don’t know. After Zhiyun helped me so many times, especially after pulling me out of the entertainment industry, our relationship improved.
10. What do you dislike about each other?
Ye: Nana is too stubborn, unwilling to open up to me, always thinking I’ll abandon her.
Yu: Zhiyun is perfect, except she likes to tease me. She’s so devious.
11. What do you like about each other?
Ye: She’s adorable when she eats.
Yu: She’s adorable when she’s gentle. I want to hug her.
12. If you could receive a gift from each other, what would you want?
Ye: Anything Nana gives me, I’ll cherish.
Yu: Me too.
13. Do you have pet names for each other?
Ye: I always call her Nana.
Yu: I don’t have a pet name for her. I just call her Zhiyun.
Bai: *Scoffs* You’re so young. Shouldn’t you be calling each other “wife” or “wifey”?
*(Both blush)*
14. How much do you love each other?
Ye: No one can love the whole world, but my world is Yu Linna.
Yu: *(Blushing)* Zhiyun, I love you too…
*(Bai: Oh god, the dog food…)*
15. If your partner’s feelings changed, would you forgive them?
Ye: Nana’s feelings will never change! Never!
Yu: Zhiyun’s feelings will never change!
Bai: This is a hypothetical question, understand? Hypothetical.
Ye: If Nana’s feelings changed, I wouldn’t want to live anymore!
Yu: No, Zhiyun, you can’t say that!
Ye: A world without Nana is bleak and colorless. I don’t want to live in such a world!
Yu: Zhiyun~ *(hugs her)*
Bai: Next question…
16. Who was your first love?
Ye: … *(looks away, avoids eye contact)*
Yu: My first love is Zhiyun.
Ye: … *(silence)*
Bai: You have to answer the question.
Ye: …It was… Li Muqing. He was my first love. But Nana, don’t worry, I love you more than I ever loved him. I *liked* him, but I only *love* you!
Yu: Mmm. *(blushes)*
17. Where was your first date?
Ye: A restaurant, with Li Muqing.
Yu: A restaurant, with Li Muqing.
Bai: That’s not a date! *(flips table)*
18. What do you do for each other’s birthdays?
Ye: I would throw a huge party, order a custom cake from a world-renowned pastry chef, invite all our friends and family, hire reporters, and livestream the entire event from a grand hotel.
Bai: Wow, spoiling your wife much?
Yu: I would bake a cake myself, cook a delicious meal, buy the best gift, and personally put a birthday necklace on her.
Ye: Nana, I want to celebrate my birthday now!
Yu: Eh? Now? But your birthday isn’t until…
Ye: Can I celebrate early? I want to celebrate early! Please? Can we celebrate when we get home?
Yu: Well…
Bai: Next question!
19. How close are you two?
Ye: We can eat from the same bowl, wear the same clothes, sleep in the same bed, and even shower together.
Bai: You’re lying! Could she even fit into your clothes?
Ye: Shut… shut up!
Yu: Hehe, same as Zhiyun.
20. Where do you usually go on dates?
Ye: Amusement parks, KFC.
Yu: Amusement parks, KFC.
21. Who confessed first?
Yu: … *(blushes)*
Ye: Me, of course. She would never make the first move.
22. Can you describe the confession scene?
Ye: No, that would be a spoiler.
Yu: Me neither. Let’s keep it a secret!
23. When do you feel your heart race when you’re together?
Ye: When she acts cute.
Yu: When she pats my head.
24. Have you ever argued?
Ye: Yes.
Yu: Yes.
25. What do you argue about?
Ye: I pretended to be her parent, but she wasn’t satisfied, so she got angry.
Yu: She pretended to be my parent without asking me, and she even tried to get revenge on me! I was tricked, so I got angry.
26. Did that create any distance between you?
Ye: No.
Yu: No. After that, Zhiyun seemed to tone it down, and our relationship improved.
27. What’s the one thing you’re most grateful for in this life?
Ye: Spending eighty million to buy her back from Chenghe.
Yu: Meeting Zhiyun.
28. Has anyone ever tried to come between you?
Ye: Yes, but I got rid of them. Nana is mine, and no one can take her away from me!
Bai: Whoa, I’m getting more and more curious. Can you elaborate?
Ye: No, that would be a spoiler.
Yu: Zhiyun already said everything.
29. What are your current occupations?
Ye: I’m a student, but I’m also working. I’m a businesswoman, an investor. And a cosplay photographer.
Yu: I’m a novelist. My new book is coming out soon, so please support it!
30. What’s the most difficult thing you’ve faced?
Ye: Wanting to be with her, but not being able to. I wanted to abandon everything and run away with her, but I couldn’t. During that time, not being able to see her, to hear her voice… I missed her terribly.
Yu: Same here. I liked her so much, but we couldn’t be together. I wanted to see her, but I couldn’t. I could only work hard to improve myself, to climb higher, hoping to be with her again.
31. If there’s an afterlife, do you want to be lovers again?
Ye: Yes, in this life and the next, even a thousand, ten thousand, a hundred thousand years from now, I want to be her lover.
Yu: We’ve overcome so much together. No matter how many times we’re reborn, I’ll always choose to be with her.
32. What would you do for your lover?
Ye: I would give up everything for her, my career, everything, just to love her.
Yu: I would give up everything for her, be with her no matter what.
33. Has your love story been smooth sailing?
Ye: I wish our love story was simple and straightforward. I don’t need grand gestures; I just want a simple, happy life with her. To be with her, I’ve traveled the longest distance imaginable.
Yu: Not at all smooth! I just want a simple love story! The author is so mean!
34. When are you getting married?
Ye: Hmm… we haven’t thought about it yet, but when we do, I’ll invite all our friends and family and throw the biggest wedding ever!
Yu: I haven’t thought about it yet… Don’t rush me…
35. What do you want your partner to do for you?
Ye: I want to eat Nana’s cooking again.
Yu: I want her to buy me a house.
Bai: What?! Little Linna, so direct?!
Yu: No, I mean… I want her to give me a home, so we can be a family.
Ye: Nana… *(touched)*
36. If you had to describe each other as an animal, what would it be?
Ye: A cat.
Yu: A lion.
37. Why?
Ye: Because Nana is like a cat: cute, cuddly, and always hungry. And so adorable when she’s angry. Just a little petting, and she calms down.
Yu: Zhiyun is like a lion: brave and fierce, especially towards those who bully me.
38. Has anyone other than your partner ever liked you?
Ye: … *(looks at Yu Linna)*
Yu: I… I… Next question! *(flustered)*
Ye: Nana, you’re in trouble when we get home.
Yu: No!
39. What’s the one thing your partner has done that you’re unhappy about?
Ye: Moving out.
Yu: Treating me like a rival over two yuan when we first met! I was so innocent!
40. How did you go from rivals to lovers?
Ye: I don’t know. I just fell for her. Li Muqing who? Let that loser stay single forever. I only want Nana!
Yu: I don’t know either. Before I realized it, we were together.
41. What’s the most heartbreaking thing you’ve experienced?
Yu: Being betrayed by Nangong Ying.
Ye: Seeing her cry at the train station.
42. What would your life be like if you hadn’t met each other?
Ye: Don’t ask “what if.” Without Nana, my life would be meaningless!
Yu: Zhiyun… *(blushes)*
43. Do you have any dreams?
Ye: My dream is to marry Nana.
Yu: W-what are you saying?! Marriage… we…
Ye: It’s only a matter of time. You can’t escape my grasp. *(chuckles)*
Bai: I’m full from all this dog food…
44. Are you two tsundere?
Ye: What kind of question is that? Have I ever been tsundere?
Yu: I’m not tsundere! Your whole family is tsundere!
Bai: I think I understand…
45. What do you want to say to the author?
Ye: Author, if you don’t give us more screentime, I’ll cut you!
Yu: Author, please, be a decent human being! Stop separating us!
Bai: Author, look what you’ve done.
*(Author: Don’t worry, there will be more sweet moments.)*
46. What are your family backgrounds?
Ye: My family is wealthy. My father is a successful entrepreneur, earning billions. I have an older brother who studied in America and speaks eighteen languages. And I’m a rising star in the business world, a future CEO.
Yu: I’m an orphan. I have no family.
Ye: Nana, after we get married, my family will be your family.
Yu: … *(blushes and hits her)*
47. What’s the one thing your partner says that makes you speechless?
Ye: “I have to write. Go to bed.”
Yu: “I have a business trip. Look after the house.”
Bai: You two are doing this on purpose!
48. What’s the one thing you don’t want to see your partner do?
Ye: I don’t want to see her cry. After seeing her cry so desperately at the train station, I never want to see her cry again. I want to protect her.
Yu: I don’t want to see her so busy all the time. I want her to spend more time with me.
Bai: Do you even have the right to say that?!
49. What would you do if your partner was an hour late for a date?
Ye: Punish her when we get home.
Yu: I wouldn’t dare be late!
50. Are you good at lying?
Ye: Yes.
Yu: No.
Ye: That’s obviously a lie. Even saying you’re not good at lying is a lie.
Yu: I’m not!
Ye: Do you not love me?
Yu: I love you!
Ye: See? She’s terrible at lying.
Yu: Zhiyun, you’re so mean!
51. Who flirts more?
Ye: Me, obviously.
Yu: Her.
52. Let’s see you flirt with each other right now.
Yu: Do you not love me?
Ye: *(Thinks, isn’t that what I just did? So amateur.)* Do *you* love me?
Yu: No.
Ye: Then give me a gift.
Yu: What kind of gift?
Ye: Kiss me. Right here, right now.
Yu: Mmm… I was wrong! I love you! So much!
Ye: See? I’m clearly the better flirt.
53. How do you express your love?
Ye: By putting aside my work and spending time with her.
Yu: By cooking her dinner.
Ye: So, you express your love every day?
Yu: Whoa, whoa, whoa! You’re playing tricks again!
54. Is your relationship public or secret?
Ye and Yu: It’s always been public!
55. Who’s the top?
Yu: Is that even a question? Me, obviously…
Ye: No, it’s me.
Yu: Me!
Ye: Who’s always on the bottom?
Yu: *(Blushing)* Being on the bottom doesn’t mean I’m the bottom! Girls can be tops even when they’re on the bottom!
Ye: Then explain how.
Yu: When they’re on top… during… you know…
Ye: … *(facepalms)* Ugh, my girlfriend is so cute. I love it.
56. Who’s the bottom?
Yu: Is this question any different from the last one? It’s obviously…
Ye: Her.
Yu: Not me!
Ye: When have you ever taken the initiative? You wouldn’t even dare, even if I gave you the chance. You just lie there obediently.
Yu: That’s not true! *(blushes furiously)* I didn’t! I’m not!
Bai: Ouch, my single heart…
57. Have you… done it?
Yu: I refuse to answer that question!
Ye: Oh, are you shy?
Yu: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Don’t ask me! And don’t look at me! Turn around!
Ye: You’re so cute when you blush.
Fang: Wow, as a member of the live audience, this is so entertaining! Keep going, you two!
58. Where did you first… do it?
Yu: Why are you asking this again?! Are you demons?! I refuse to answer!
Ye: At my place.
59. What did your partner look like at the time?
Ye: Her eyes were unfocused, her face flushed, tears welling up, her hands gripping my clothes. When I got closer, she covered her face, her clothes already gone.
Yu: … *(glares daggers)*
60. Please briefly describe what happened that night.
Ye: She kept crying, kept struggling, but eventually fell asleep.
Yu: That’s not true! I didn’t cry!
Ye: Okay, okay, you didn’t cry. *(pats her head)*
61. What was the first thing you said the next morning?
Ye: Morning, Nana.
Yu: You liar! You said it would just be kissing! And then you… took me!
62. How many times a week?
Ye: Normally, three times a week.
Yu: When things aren’t normal, every night.
Bai: Suddenly curious about what constitutes “not normal”…
63. Describe your partner during… that… in one word.
Ye: Ripe for the picking.
Yu: Demon.
64. What’s your partner’s most sensitive spot?
Ye: Her earlobes and neck.
Yu: Her chest.
65. Do you enjoy… that…?
Yu: … *(silence)*
Ye: I do.
Yu: Can we please stop with these questions?!
66. Where do you usually… do it?
Ye: Hotels.
Yu: …I refuse to answer.
67. Where do you want to try… doing it?
Yu: Enough! Why are you all so obsessed with this?! Next question!
Ye: Nana, calm down.
Yu: No! You’re all perverts! Always wanting to know where we… do it!
Ye: They’re just curious, but I’m different. I don’t *want* to know where we do it. My bed, the kitchen, the balcony, the courtyard, the living room, the bathroom… anywhere is fine.
Yu: Waaaaah! *(bursts into tears)*
Ye: Don’t cry, Nana!
Yu: You’re all bullying me!
68. Why are you so reluctant to answer these questions?
Yu: None of your business!
Ye: Because she’s embarrassed about not being the top… *(mutters)*
69. Have you ever been with anyone other than your partner?
Ye & Yu: What kind of stupid question is that?!
70. If your partner said, “I’m lonely tonight,” what would you do?
Ye: I would drag her to my new king-sized bed without hesitation!
Yu: I suspect this question is targeted at me!
71. Are you shy during… that…?
Yu: Yes.
Ye: Yes.
Bai: No, you’re not.
72. When did it first happen?
Yu: Don’t answer that!
Ye: Would that be a spoiler?
Yu: Don’t answer!
73. Where do you like to kiss?
Ye: Her neck.
Yu: I hate you! You always give me hickeys!
74. Has your partner ever resisted?
Ye: Yes, quite fiercely. She put up a good fight, but I won in the end. *(licks lips)*
Yu: Waaaaah! *(cries, covering her face)*
75. Do you undress yourselves, or do you help each other?
Yu: …
Ye: I’ll answer for her. I undressed her.
76. What does… that… mean to you?
Ye: The most intimate moment between lovers.
77. Who’s more feminine?
Ye: What’s the point of this question? I *am* a woman.
Yu: Me too.
78. Did your parents ever object to your relationship?
Ye: Though they didn’t exactly approve, they… helped in a way.
Yu: I don’t have parents.
Ye: You have me. *(hugs her)*
79. When did you realize your partner was the one?
Yu: *(Thinks, finally a normal question.)* When she risked everything for me. That’s when I finally let down my guard.
Ye: Mmm. *(smiles)*
80. What do you want to say to your former friend?
Yu: Nangong Ying, though you betrayed me, I considered you a good friend. You have your dreams, and I have my happiness. I just hope you don’t regret abandoning me.
Ye: I have nothing to say. I just want to be with Nana forever.
81. Do you want to find your family?
Yu: That question is for me, right? Honestly, I do, but… I feel the author’s malice. I’ll probably never find them.
Ye: I don’t care. As long as you’re with me, that’s enough.
82. If you have children in the future, what would you name them?
Ye: Ye Linbao, meaning Ye Zhiyun and Yu Linna’s little treasure!
Yu: That’s a terrible name! It should be Yu Zhitong, meaning Yu Linna and Ye Zhiyun’s little parasol tree!
Ye: If you marry me, you’ll take my last name!
Yu: But your name is terrible!
Fang: Haha, Linna, you’re not even denying that you’ll marry her.
Yu: That’s not true! Who said I’m marrying her?! She’s marrying me!
Fang: A bit late for that, don’t you think?
83. Have you met each other’s parents?
Ye: Isn’t that obvious?
Yu: Exactly!
84. How did you overcome the obstacles in your relationship?
Ye: We faced many challenges, even separated for a while, but we found our way back to each other.
Yu: I don’t want to be separated from her again.
85. It’s the New Year. Do you have anything to say to each other?
Yu: Zhiyun, thank you for being with me this past year. I want to continue our journey together in the new year.
Ye: I’m lucky to have you by my side. I hope every year will be spent with you.
86. What does the New Year mean to you?
Ye: Another year with Nana.
Yu: Another year with Zhiyun.
87. What if you had been childhood sweethearts?
Ye: If she had been my childhood sweetheart, I would have chased her, not Li Muqing.
Yu: If she had been my childhood sweetheart, I would probably be a spoiled rich girl now.
88. What if Yu Linna were a rich girl?
Ye: Nana as a rich girl? I haven’t thought about it, but she would be quite suitable.
Yu: How could a poor girl like me be a rich girl?
Ye: You have blonde hair; blonde girls have a high probability of being rich girls.
Yu: Apologize to all the blonde girls in the world!
89. What if Ye Zhiyun and Yu Linna switched lives?
Ye: Switch lives? You mean I would have grown up poor and almost been exploited?
Yu: Live a life of luxury like Zhiyun? I can’t even imagine.
Ye: If I were Nana, Chenghe wouldn’t have dared to touch me. Anyone who tried would be dead.
90. What do you want to do for your lover in the future?
Yu: I want to write a book for Zhiyun.
Ye: I want to teach everyone who has ever bullied Nana a lesson, especially Chenghe. I won’t let them get away with it.
Yu: It’s okay, Zhiyun. As long as you’re by my side, revenge doesn’t matter.
Ye: I love you, Nana!
91. Do you think your love will last?
Ye: Yes.
Yu: If Zhiyun says so, then it will.
92. Do you have any travel plans?
Ye: Yes! I want to go to France for our honeymoon! To the Eiffel Tower, with Nana!
Yu: I’ve never been abroad, but I’ll go wherever Zhiyun takes me.
93. Who’s marrying into whose family?
Ye: Is that even a question? I’m marrying her; she’s marrying into my family.
Yu: That’s not true! You’re marrying into *my* family!
Ye: Oh? Want to settle this tonight?
Yu: You always cheat!
94. Who’s the husband and who’s the wife?
Ye: I’m the husband.
Yu: I’m not…
Ye: Yes, you are. You’re my wife.
95. Did anyone object to your relationship?
Ye: Yes, but we stayed together anyway.
Yu: She was so cool back then.
96. What is happiness?
Ye: Happiness is growing old with the person you love.
Yu: Mmm-hmm!
97. What’s the luckiest thing that has ever happened to you?
Ye: Getting on that bus and meeting the most important person in my life.
Yu: Same here. Because of that bus, I met the person I was meant to meet.
98. There’s a saying, “Rivals become lovers.” Do you agree?
Ye: It’s certainly true for us. From being the most incompatible pair to now being the perfect couple, I feel incredibly lucky. Though I initially hated her, wanted revenge, wanted to play pranks on her, she eventually became the person I wanted to protect most.
Yu: I never thought we would become friends, let alone lovers. She’s become the most important person in my life. I don’t care about our past; all that matters is that I’m hers now.
Bai: Alright, we’re almost out of time, so let’s end with the last two questions.
99. Have you ever thought about traveling the world together?
Ye: As long as I’m with her, I would travel to the ends of the universe.
Yu: I want to go everywhere with Zhiyun, to the ends of the earth.
100. Finally, please say one thing to your lover.
Ye: Nana, I’m so glad I met you. Please… spend the rest of your life with me.
Yu: Yes. Zhiyun, I’m so lucky to have met you. From now on, we’ll never be apart. Let’s go, together.
*Applause*
*(End of program)*