Category: On How to Conquer System Fairies and Make Them Your Wives

  • On How to Conquer System Fairies and Make Them Your Wives 190

    Chapter 190: Don’t Tell Me What to Do

    Qingying was fast asleep.

    Suddenly, she opened her eyes, her body moving swiftly and silently in the darkness. She slipped out of bed, put on her clothes, and melted into the shadows behind the door, her presence completely concealed.

    Only the faint glint of her dagger betrayed her position.

    A moment later, the door opened.

    In a flash, her dagger flashed, a blur of deadly intent.

    But it stopped inches from its target.

    She recognized the masked figure.

    Chen Yin was slumped unconscious on his back.

    The masked figure didn’t seem surprised by her presence or the attack.

    He simply said calmly, “Put the dagger down. I’m just returning your friend.”

    Qingying didn’t lower her weapon, her eyes narrowed suspiciously.

    The masked figure placed Chen Yin on the bed. “Your friend is drunk. Consider this a courtesy.”

    “You didn’t do anything to him, did you?” Qingying asked warily.

    “Heh,” the masked figure scoffed. “Even if I did, it’s a little late now, isn’t it?”

    “If anything happens to him, you won’t leave this place alive.” Qingying’s voice was cold and hard.

    The masked figure chuckled, amused by her threat.

    “You?”

    “Don’t underestimate me just because you have a System.”

    Qingying’s eyes narrowed. “I have one too. You can try me. One of us won’t be leaving this place alive.”

    The masked figure looked at her.

    Qingying’s gaze was steady and unwavering.

    The tension in the room thickened.

    But the masked figure just chuckled and turned to leave.

    “…Drunk people are prone to nausea and vomiting. Apply a warm towel to his forehead. It will help with the headache.”

    “Don’t give him any random sobering tea. If he’s thirsty, honey flower tea is the best option. Give him the sobering tea tomorrow morning.”

    “He’ll be unconsciously circulating his energy to ward off the cold, so make sure he’s covered properly. He might catch a cold…”

    The masked figure continued his instructions, leaving Qingying increasingly confused.

    “Are you… telling me how to take care of him?” she asked hesitantly.

    “What else would I be doing?” The masked figure glanced at her sideways. “Did you take good care of him last time after he drank with me?”

    “I-I made him sobering tea—”

    “I just told you not to give drunk people sobering tea immediately.”

    Qingying was speechless. She rarely drank and didn’t know these things. She had just made him the tea out of habit.

    The masked figure, as if anticipating her reaction, snorted and turned to look at Chen Yin, his voice laced with sarcasm:

    “Your own man is drunk, and you, as his woman, don’t even know how to take care of him. Is your mind filled with nothing but how to act cute and please him?”

    “Pathetic.” His voice was cold and indifferent.

    Qingying’s face burned with shame. “It’s none of your business!”

    “It’s not,”

    The masked figure turned to leave. “I’m just disappointed that my drinking buddy has such an incompetent partner.”

    With that, he left the room.

    Qingying was so enraged that she almost chased after him, but the System stopped her.

    “Be careful. His System gives me a bad feeling. You’re no match for him.”

    Qingying gritted her teeth and glared at the empty doorway.

    After he was gone, she went to Chen Yin’s bedside.

    The smell of alcohol was so strong that she almost gagged.

    Looking at his unconscious form, she gently brushed a strand of hair from his face, her gaze lingering on his features.

    She suddenly murmured to herself,

    “…System, did I really not take good care of him last time?”

    “I thought Luo Luo took care of him. What does it have to do with you?”

    “B-but I thought making him sobering tea was a thoughtful gesture.”

    Qingying’s voice was filled with a mixture of regret and frustration. “I was just trying to be nice to him for once… I didn’t know you weren’t supposed to give it to him immediately…”

    “He didn’t die, did he? It’s the thought that counts, right?”

    “You don’t understand! It’s humiliating! I tried to be nice, and I just made things worse…”

    The System was speechless. “Alright, alright, you humans are always right. I don’t understand anything. But you’re right, I don’t understand why you obsess over such trivial details.”

    Qingying stared at Chen Yin’s face, then pinched his cheek lightly.

    “You bastard. Going out drinking and making me take care of you.”

    “After what you did to me…”

    But then, her expression softened, and she gently stroked his hair.

    “Why did you drink so much? Don’t you care about your health?”

    “Seriously. Serves you right for getting a headache.”

    Despite her complaints, she went and fetched some hot water.

    Although annoyed, she instinctively felt that the masked man had been right. His instructions were probably the best way to care for a drunk person.

    So, despite her resentment, she followed his instructions.

    She prepared a warm towel and gently placed it on his forehead, then tucked him in.

    After a moment of hesitation, she slipped into bed beside him.

    That way, if he wakes up in the middle of the night, I can take care of him immediately. She told herself.

    The strong smell of alcohol filled the bed, but she snuggled closer to him.

    It was surprisingly comfortable.

    She wondered if he could even feel her presence in his drunken stupor.


    Chen Yin woke up the next afternoon.

    He had to admit, that was the most he had ever drunk since his rebirth.

    Eighteen jars of potent spirit wine, without a break. Even immortals would struggle with that.

    Fortunately, his blue spiritual energy and the regenerative abilities of the “Forgotten Everlasting Heart Sutra” had prevented any lingering discomfort.

    He opened his eyes and saw a cup of honey flower tea and a cup of sobering tea on the table.

    Qingying sat beside him, watching him.

    “You’re awake?”

    He thought he heard a hint of resentment in her voice.

    “Uh…”

    Chen Yin scratched his head. “How did I get back?”

    “Someone carried you.” Qingying rolled her eyes. “You’re lucky that Shen Li guy didn’t have any malicious intentions. Otherwise, you would be dead.”

    “He brought me back?” Chen Yin asked, a thoughtful expression on his face.

    “Not only that, but he also gave me a lecture on how to take care of a drunk person…”

    Qingying’s voice was filled with annoyance. “It was so infuriating! What does it have to do with him?!”

    Chen Yin didn’t answer, his gaze fixed on the window, lost in thought.

    “…Does your head still hurt?”

    Qingying looked at him cautiously. “Do you want some tea? It’ll make you feel better.”

    Chen Yin looked at the tea and the warm towel on his forehead, evidence of her care, and couldn’t help but chuckle.

    “I’m fine. Thank you for taking care of me.”

    “What?” Qingying pouted. “You think I don’t know how to take care of people?”

    “I’m just not used to you being so gentle.”

    Qingying, annoyed, bit his shoulder hard.

    Chen Yin didn’t resist, just chuckled and ruffled her hair gently.

    After biting him for a while, Qingying finally let go and looked at him, her eyes still slightly red and swollen.

    “Don’t drink so much next time.”

    “Okay.”

    “You better mean it.”

    “I might lie,” Chen Yin thought for a moment, then added, “but I would never lie to my woman.”

    Qingying blushed and turned away. “Who’s your woman?”

    “The one who was crying and begging for mercy under me last night.”

    “Don’t say that!” Qingying threw a pillow at him.

    Chen Yin caught it and pulled her into his arms.

    Qingying hadn’t left the room all day. She was wearing a thin, silk nightgown, its sheer fabric and intricate patterns revealing more than they concealed.

    Her beautiful figure, soft and warm against his, felt like a flickering flame.

    He inhaled her scent and closed his eyes contentedly.

    Qingying, sensing his arousal, blushed and whispered, “You’re thinking about that after drinking so much?”

    “You should blame yourself for being so beautiful.”

    “Y-you think I’ll fall for such cheesy lines?!”

    Although she squirmed slightly, she didn’t try to escape.

    She was afraid she would be the one begging for mercy again.

    But Chen Yin just kissed her forehead softly.

    “Thank you.”

    “You’ve changed your mind?” Qingying couldn’t help but ask.

    “I made a promise. I’ll be abstaining for a few days.”

    “…Or maybe you’re just too exhausted and making excuses?”

    Chen Yin turned to her, his eyes narrowed playfully. “Are you asking for another round?”

    Qingying quickly retreated to the corner of the bed, pulling the blankets around her protectively.

    Chen Yin was used to her defiant nature.

    He checked the time. Lian’er would be here soon. He got up and started getting dressed.

    “On a more serious note, go get Ye Huang. If what he said last night is true, we have a lot to discuss.” Chen Yin’s gaze drifted towards the window, a thoughtful expression on his face.

  • On How to Conquer System Fairies and Make Them Your Wives 189

    Chapter 189: You Remind Me of Someone I Used to Know

    “Why… is Shen Li so determined to recruit the Grand Witch?” Chen Yin asked, his speech slightly slurred, his eyes unfocused.

    The masked man, satisfied with Chen Yin’s apparent intoxication, lowered his guard and said, “Shen Li discovered a powerful Heavenly Dao Fragment in a secret realm, but finding a suitable host is difficult. The Grand Witch is an exceptional talent, perfect for becoming a Chosen One. Recruiting her would be a huge boon for Shen Li.”

    That made sense.

    Which meant he had to prevent her from joining them. Chen Yin started formulating a plan.

    “My turn.”

    The masked man, seeing Chen Yin’s drunken state, became more casual and playful.

    “How strong are you? Do you really think you can stand against the Divine Son?”

    Chen Yin thought for a moment, then said seriously, “I’m very strong. I haven’t seen the Divine Son’s true form, but as long as he’s still within the confines of this world, I’m not afraid of him.”

    “Even if he has the Heavenly Dao Fragment?”

    “Even if he does.” Chen Yin’s tone was firm and unwavering.

    The masked man was curious about the source of his confidence.

    But he seemed relieved by Chen Yin’s words, even teasing him lightly, “Drinking twelve jars without stopping is quite a feat. But I think you’ve reached your limit.”

    “I enjoyed our drink tonight. I hope to see you drunk again sometime—”

    “You’re mistaken.”

    Chen Yin shook his head, his eyes surprisingly clear despite his drunken demeanor. “I can still ask one more question.”

    The masked man frowned. “You want to drink more?”

    “Of course.”

    “Even I’m not confident I can handle fifteen jars.”

    “Maybe I’m just a better drinker than you.” Chen Yin grinned.

    His words seemed to pique the masked man’s competitive spirit. He narrowed his eyes and gestured towards the wine.

    “Then continue.”

    Chen Yin drank three more jars in quick succession.

    Fifteen jars in total.

    “Why is Shen Li so eager to expand its power? What are you planning?”

    The masked man hesitated, then asked, “Have you heard of the Triennial Day?”

    Chen Yin shook his head.

    “Every twelve years is a cycle. The Triennial Day is a specific point in time that occurs every thirty-six years.”

    “I’m a new member, so I haven’t witnessed it myself. But I’ve heard… it’s a time when the barrier between heaven and earth is at its weakest.”

    He shook his head. “The Divine Son hasn’t revealed much. But he assured us that… although the Triennial Day just passed less than a year ago, there’s been some unusual celestial activity. There will be a second Triennial Day this year. And this time, there will be a ‘Heavenly Tribulation.’ Only those who join Shen Li will receive divine protection and survive.”

    “And this second Triennial Day,” the masked man looked at Chen Yin intently, “is just over two months away.”

    Chen Yin fell into deep thought.

    …This aligned with what Master had said.

    It seemed the masked man was telling the truth. Master’s insistence on him and Xiang’er reaching the Grand Clarity Realm must have been in preparation for this event.

    Just over two months.

    Shen Li was preparing for the Triennial Day. And so was Master.

    It seemed this matter was more serious than he had imagined.

    This Triennial Day felt like a prelude to a final battle.

    “I understand. Your question?”

    “I have no more questions.”

    “Then I’ll continue.”

    Chen Yin reached for another jar of wine.

    This time, even the masked man couldn’t bear to watch. He moved the jar away and frowned.

    “That’s enough. You’re drunk.”

    “But you wanted to see me drunk.”

    Chen Yin’s cheeks were flushed, his breath reeking of alcohol, but he was still smiling.

    “Aren’t you happy now?”

    The masked man was speechless, then finally said, “I… I don’t want you to die here. I’d lose a drinking buddy.”

    “Haha, you worry too much. Cultivators don’t die from drinking.”

    He lifted a jar and drained it in one gulp.

    The masked man wanted to stop him but hesitated, just watching him with a complicated expression.

    He was starting to regret this.

    This guy was crazy, willing to drink himself to death for a few answers.

    Two more jars. Three more jars.

    Eighteen jars of potent spirit wine in total.

    Chen Yin’s body was swaying, his movements unsteady, his face flushed.

    The masked man was thinking of a way to stop him when Chen Yin spoke.

    “This… is my last question.”

    The masked man’s eyes lit up. “Good.”

    “You’re a member of Shen Li.”

    Chen Yin took a deep breath, as if trying to focus his muddled mind.

    “Why… are you willing to tell me all this?”

    The masked man fell silent.

    Chen Yin waited patiently, even in his drunken state, unafraid of the masked figure before him.

    Finally, after a long hesitation, the masked man mumbled,

    “…I don’t want you to die.”

    “Are you afraid I’ll die at the hands of Shen Li?”

    “I know you’re strong. But it’s not about cultivation. You have no idea what Shen Li is truly capable of. The power of the Heavenly Dao Fragment is far beyond your imagination.”

    Chen Yin hiccuped and chuckled.

    “How do you know what I can or cannot imagine?”

    The masked man didn’t answer.

    Chen Yin stood up unsteadily, swaying so much that the masked man thought he might fall and instinctively reached out to steady him.

    But Chen Yin just brushed off his robe and said, his voice surprisingly clear,

    “Do you know, my friend?”

    “You remind me of someone I used to know.”

    The masked figure looked up abruptly.

    “She was a very interesting person. Impulsive, illogical, carefree, and unrestrained.”

    “She loved drinking, the color red, and rainy days.”

    “She was the most unique person I’ve ever met. But I haven’t heard from her in a long time.”

    “Your bold and unrestrained nature reminds me of her.”

    The masked man stared at him intently, saying nothing.

    But Chen Yin just hiccuped, his eyes clouded with a drunken haze.

    After saying those words, he collapsed backward.

    The masked man instinctively caught him and looked at his unconscious form, his expression unreadable.

  • On How to Conquer System Fairies and Make Them Your Wives 188

    Chapter 188: A Question for a Question

    Under the clear moonlight, the two men continued drinking.

    Chen Yin kept probing for information about Shen Li, while the masked man remained mostly silent.

    Finally, as if sensing Chen Yin’s intentions, the masked man said, “Are you that eager to learn about Shen Li?”

    Chen Yin paused, realizing his attempts at subtlety had failed.

    He nodded. “Yes.”

    “You admit it so easily? Aren’t you afraid I’ll just leave?”

    “I don’t think you’re that kind of person.”

    “What kind of person?” the masked man asked.

    Chen Yin thought for a moment. “Not like the other Shen Li members I’ve met.”

    The masked man was silent for a while, then asked, “Do you hate Shen Li?”

    “I need to know more about them before I can decide.” Chen Yin’s tone was carefully neutral, revealing neither hostility nor friendliness.

    The masked man seemed to consider his words, then nodded slowly.

    “I can answer some of your questions about Shen Li.”

    “But I have three conditions.”

    Chen Yin listened intently.

    “First, it can’t be a one-sided conversation. I want to ask you questions in return.” The masked man looked at him intently. “A question for a question.”

    “Agreed.”

    “Second, you have to drink three jars of wine for every question you answer.”

    Chen Yin raised an eyebrow. “That’s harsh. A gentleman enjoys wine in moderation. Why the need to guzzle it down like that?”

    “It’s simple. Remember what I said before? It’s a sad thing when only one person is drunk during a drinking session.”

    The masked man said seriously, “I want to see you drunk.”

    Chen Yin was silent for a moment, then nodded.

    “And the last condition?”

    “My last condition…”

    The masked man hesitated, then said, “Don’t engage in any intimate activities with women while we’re in the Wu Xuan Cave.”

    Chen Yin frowned.

    “Forgive my ignorance, but I understand the first two conditions.”

    “But why can’t I be intimate with women?” He looked at him, puzzled.

    The masked man seemed to hesitate, then finally mumbled, “…My former sweetheart ran off with a womanizer. Seeing you with your women… it’s unpleasant.”

    “But you said you didn’t have a sweetheart.”

    “I used to. Not anymore. Is that a problem?” The masked man’s voice held a hint of annoyance.

    Chen Yin shrugged. “Fine. I agree.”

    “Then I’ll start with my questions. Where is the Divine Son now?”

    “The Divine Son never reveals his true form. He always appears as an avatar or a projection. His true body should be at Shen Li’s headquarters.”

    Chen Yin was about to ask about the location of their headquarters, but seeing the masked man’s expectant gaze, he simply shrugged, picked up a jar of wine, and started drinking.

    One jar. Two jars. Three jars.

    After Chen Yin finished drinking, the masked man asked, “Are you planning to go after the Divine Son?”

    Chen Yin hesitated, then decided to answer truthfully. He looked at the masked man calmly. “Yes.”

    The masked man had expected this. He sighed softly.

    “…The Divine Son is dangerous. I advise you not to go.”

    “Why?” Chen Yin asked.

    “He possesses a powerful Heavenly Dao Fragment that can absorb the abilities of other Fragments.”

    The masked man explained, “Most Shen Li members have willingly given him their abilities, making him incredibly powerful.”

    “And even if you manage to get past him, he has two powerful Divine Messenger guardians, also with powerful Heavenly Dao Fragments. They might not have been absorbed by the Divine Son, but they’re still formidable opponents.”

    He said seriously, “It’s not about cultivation level. The abilities granted by these Heavenly Dao Fragments are deadly to cultivators.”

    Chen Yin nodded thoughtfully.

    “Your turn to drink.”

    Reminded by the masked man, Chen Yin realized he had answered a question.

    But he didn’t mind. The information was worth the price.

    He drank three more jars of wine quickly.

    Six jars in total. Enough to knock out most people.

    Chen Yin swayed slightly and hiccuped, a faint blush appearing on his cheeks.

    “…Giving up?”

    “Continue.” Chen Yin’s eyes, however, remained clear.

    “You can ask your question now.”

    The masked man hesitated, then asked awkwardly, “Which of your women… do you like the most?”

    Chen Yin blinked.

    “Aren’t you going to ask about Shen Li?”

    “I can ask whatever I want.” The masked man snorted.

    Chen Yin thought for a long time. This question was difficult to answer.

    Finally, he sighed. “I like them all equally.”

    “I can’t rank them. If I wasn’t serious about them, I wouldn’t have pursued them in the first place.”

    The masked man frowned and scoffed.

    “Just admit you’re a scumbag. No need to make excuses.”

    Chen Yin shrugged, unfazed. He didn’t mind the masked man’s disapproval of his personal life.

    “Any more questions?”

    “Of course.” Chen Yin drank three more jars of wine, then wiped his mouth and asked, his eyes gleaming, “Where is Shen Li’s headquarters?”

    To his surprise, the masked man answered honestly, “I don’t know.”

    “I have to recruit the Grand Witch before I become an official Divine Messenger and gain access to the headquarters.”

    Chen Yin nodded in understanding.

    This masked man was just a new recruit, still on probation.

    “My turn. How many women do you have?”

    “You seem very interested in my personal life.”

    Chen Yin said with a grin.

    “If you don’t want to answer, we can end this now.” The masked man’s voice was impatient.

    “Technically, four.”

    The masked man fell silent.

    Chen Yin drank three more jars. Almost all the empty jars on the hilltop were his.

    He was drinking at a dangerous pace.

    In the masked man’s eyes, Chen Yin was swaying slightly, his cheeks flushed, clearly intoxicated.

    He suddenly looked very satisfied.

    Seeing Chen Yin drunk seemed to be his greatest accomplishment tonight.

    “Do you want to continue?”

    “I still have three jars worth of questions.”

    Chen Yin hiccuped, his eyes fixed on the masked man.

    The masked man leaned forward, his head propped up with his hand, his voice filled with a playful curiosity.

    “Then you can answer my question first.”

    “Is this your first time being drunk? How does it feel?”

    Chen Yin didn’t know how to answer.

    If they were only talking about this world, then yes, it was his first time.

    Finally, he forced a smile and chuckled.

    “Drinking with a kindred spirit… Exhilarating. Truly exhilarating.”

  • On How to Conquer System Fairies and Make Them Your Wives 187

    Chapter 187: Learning One’s Lesson

    Luo Luo didn’t see Qingying all day and into the evening.

    At dinner, she asked Chen Yin, “Young Master, where’s Sister Qingying? Shouldn’t she be back by now? We didn’t see her at dinner yesterday either.”

    “Who knows,” Chen Yin said casually, picking up some food with his chopsticks. “Maybe she got caught doing something stupid and is being punished.”

    Luo Luo: “…?”

    Seeing her worried expression, Chen Yin reassured her, “Don’t worry about her. She can take care of herself.”

    Luo Luo nodded and continued eating her dumplings quietly.

    Only Chen Yin and Luo Luo were at dinner. Not only was Qingying absent, but Nan Xiaoxiang was also nowhere to be seen.

    However, Chen Yin knew why.

    Nan Xiaoxiang had become obsessed with treating the villagers, her compassion extending to everyone within a radius of several miles.

    Even the Wu Xuan Cave disciples occasionally sought her help.

    Her reputation as a kind and skilled physician was spreading throughout the Ten Thousand Mountains.

    She seemed to genuinely enjoy helping others.

    It wasn’t for any specific reason or reward, just a simple, pure desire to heal.

    And when you’re doing what you love, you’re always happy.

    She didn’t seem to be in a hurry to reveal her connection to the Wu Xuan Cave, and the Grand Witch hadn’t recognized her either. Chen Yin was glad.

    He didn’t want to deal with another conflict between them.

    After dinner, Chen Yin, anticipating the masked figure’s nightly visit, prepared to leave.

    As he stepped outside, he noticed a figure lurking in the shadows.

    The figure quickly retreated, then cautiously peeked out.

    It was Qingying, her eyes filled with a mixture of resentment and apprehension.

    “Don’t hide.”

    Chen Yin glanced at her. “What do you want to eat? I’ll make it for you.”

    Qingying emerged from the shadows, her voice defiant. “I’m not hungry!”

    “Really?”

    “Really.”

    “Then let’s continue where we left off.”

    Chen Yin started walking towards her, and Qingying quickly retreated, yelling, “Are you even human?! I’ve been in bed all day, and you still want to—”

    “One day isn’t enough. You should stay in bed for a week,” Chen Yin said with a deadpan expression.

    His words truly frightened her.

    She knew he was capable of doing it.

    “I’m sorry! You’re very… enduring… okay?!”

    “Why are you so angry? I-I was just joking…” she pouted, her eyes still red and swollen.

    She had spent the entire day in bed, questioning her life choices.

    From afternoon to night, she had only had a sip of water, while Chen Yin had kept her pinned to the bed, her body aching all over.

    She couldn’t understand how he had so much energy.

    He had finally relented after she begged and cried for a long time, and she had slept for an entire day, still feeling sore and exhausted when she finally woke up.

    Chen Yin looked at her, his gaze calm and indifferent.

    He walked towards her, and Qingying, thinking he was going to carry her back to the room, flinched.

    But he just gently touched her forehead and said softly, “Fish-flavored shredded pork with pancakes. Be right back. Can you walk?”

    Qingying bit her lip and didn’t answer.

    Chen Yin glanced at her awkward gait and, without another word, lifted her into his arms.

    He carried her back to the room and said gently, “Stay put. Don’t run around.”

    Qingying obediently burrowed under the blankets, watching him through the gap.

    He returned shortly with a plate of fragrant fish-flavored shredded pork and pancakes.

    “If you had just said you were hungry, you wouldn’t have had to wait until now.”

    Qingying remained under the blankets, her eyes wary.

    Chen Yin sighed and placed the plate on her bedside table. “Are you going to eat, or do I have to feed you?”

    “It’s not like you’re the one who’s sore! You had all the fun! I don’t see why you can’t feed me now.”

    “Fine,” Chen Yin said calmly, “One bite, one extra hour tonight.”

    Qingying immediately sat up and started eating.

    The food was delicious, and she was starving, having not eaten since last night.

    She ate quickly and quietly, afraid to say anything that might provoke him.

    Chen Yin sat beside her, watching her eat.

    “Are you just going to stare at me while I eat?”

    “What else should I do?”

    Qingying didn’t dare retort and quickly finished her meal.

    Chen Yin reached out to her.

    Qingying flinched and backed away, her voice filled with a panicked fear. “C-can’t you wait? I-I just finished eating! That’s not how post-dinner exercise works…”

    Chen Yin frowned, and she immediately fell silent.

    He gently took her wrist and asked softly, “Does it still hurt?”

    His gentle tone surprised her.

    Qingying looked at him cautiously, then pouted slightly.

    “Of course it hurts…”

    “Where does it hurt?”

    “E-everywhere!” Her face flushed crimson.

    Chen Yin took out a pill from his pocket.

    “For the pain. Take it.”

    Qingying blinked, surprised by his sudden kindness.

    It felt like the calm before the storm.

    “Are you… planning another all-nighter?” she asked hesitantly.

    Whether you sleep or not is irrelevant. The problem is, if you don’t sleep, I’ll die.

    But Chen Yin just looked out the window and said softly, “I won’t be sleeping here tonight.”

    Qingying breathed a sigh of relief.

    She suddenly felt a little strange.

    Why wasn’t she happier about him not staying?

    “Are you… going to find Luo Luo? Or Nan Xiaoxiang? Don’t tell me you’re going to find Lian’er.”

    Chen Yin flicked her forehead lightly.

    “Don’t be ridiculous.” He frowned slightly. “I have to deal with that masked figure from Shen Li.”

    “You’re going to drink with him again?”

    “It’s my only way to get information about Shen Li. It’s just a few drinks.”

    “Are you going to come back reeking of alcohol again?” Qingying’s voice was soft, almost a whisper.

    Chen Yin looked at her intently for a long moment, then gently ruffled her hair.

    “Cultivators don’t die from drinking.”

    “Don’t worry, I know what I’m doing.”

    Qingying nodded and burrowed back under the blankets.

    Chen Yin put on his robe and glanced at her before leaving.

    Qingying peeked out from under the blankets, her eyes meeting his.

    “Take your medicine and get some rest. If you’re still awake when I get back, you won’t be sleeping at all.”

    With that, he left.

    Qingying shivered, remembering certain unpleasant events, and grumbled, “Why are you so mean…”

    But then she felt a pang of loneliness.

    She was used to sleeping alone, and she hadn’t spent much time in bed lately.

    Now, lying alone under the blankets, she felt strangely empty.

    As if something was missing.

    She hugged the pillow, burying her face in it, and took a deep breath, then frowned.

    “…What am I doing?”

    It was a strange and slightly indecent gesture.

    But she couldn’t resist.

    His scent was comforting.

    She took another deep breath.

    It was so calming that she felt her eyelids growing heavy, and she drifted off to sleep.


    On the cliff behind the village, the masked figure stood motionless.

    Chen Yin joined him, and without a word, they sat down and started drinking.

    After several such encounters, Chen Yin had realized that this man either didn’t like to talk, or there was some reason he couldn’t.

    Just as he was wondering how to start a conversation, the masked figure spoke first.

    “The girl in your room earlier… wasn’t the same one as last time.”

    Chen Yin paused, then asked, his voice laced with a hint of amusement, “What can you even see from that distance?”

    “I can’t see anything. But I saw you carrying her into your room.”

    Chen Yin didn’t bother explaining and countered, “Do you have a voyeurism fetish?”

    “Would you be angry if I did?” the masked figure asked in return.

    “No one likes having their private life observed.”

    “I… didn’t actually see anything.”

    “But you saw me carrying her into the room,” Chen Yin said innocently, spreading his hands.

    The masked figure was silent for a moment, then raised his cup and drained it in one gulp.

    “I’ll punish myself. If you mind, I won’t watch anymore.”

    “I don’t mind.”

    Chen Yin asked curiously, “If you don’t mind sharing the reason, I’ve been wondering… why are you watching my room?”

    The masked figure was silent for a long time, but he continued drinking.

    Finally, he said quietly, “Just consider it me… living vicariously through you. I’ve never seen someone so… carefree and surrounded by women.”

    His tone was strange, a mixture of mockery and envy.

    Chen Yin seemed to understand something but just smiled and said, “You flatter me.”

    “Are you married?”

    “…No.”

    “Do you even have a sweetheart?”

    The masked figure didn’t answer, just stared at him, his silence conveying his displeasure.

    Chen Yin shrugged and raised his cup. “My bad. I shouldn’t have asked. I’ll punish myself.”

    He covered his face with his cup, his eyes narrowed thoughtfully.

  • On How to Conquer System Fairies and Make Them Your Wives 186

    Chapter 186: Consequences of Being a Tease

    After calming himself down, Chen Yin looked at Lian’er lying motionless on the bed and rubbed his hands nervously.

    “Lian’er, I’m going to start now.”

    Lian’er’s face was buried in the pillow.

    Chen Yin took a deep breath and gently placed his hands on her back.

    Her clothes were thin, and he could feel the warmth of her skin beneath his fingertips.

    It was so soft and smooth, he wanted to pinch it lightly.

    Lian’er didn’t seem to react, so Chen Yin didn’t waste any time and began channeling his spiritual energy through her meridians.

    The surrounding spiritual energy swirled around his hands, forming an invisible vortex. With a gentle push, he opened her first meridian.

    But at that moment, a soft moan escaped Lian’er’s lips.

    Chen Yin froze and quickly asked, “What’s wrong? Are you uncomfortable?”

    “N-no…”

    Lian’er’s face flushed crimson as she mumbled, her voice muffled by the pillow, “It just tickles… I couldn’t help it…”

    “But it doesn’t hurt! It feels nice! You can ignore me, Big Brother.”

    I don’t mind you moaning.

    But could you at least try to sound normal?

    Chen Yin sighed and continued, opening her next meridian.

    As expected, another soft, slightly seductive moan escaped her lips.

    “Ah~”

    Chen Yin took a deep breath.

    Little sister, if you keep making those sounds, I’m not going to be responsible for the consequences.

    Lian’er seemed to realize this and blinked at him with a slightly apologetic expression.

    “S-sorry… Big Brother, I won’t do it again.”

    “I’ll try to be quiet.”

    That just makes it weirder!

    Her pitiful expression made Chen Yin feel like a villain, forcing himself on an innocent young girl.

    Since she couldn’t help but moan, he might as well finish this quickly.

    “Lian’er, get ready, I’m going to speed things up.”

    “Huh?”

    Before she could react, a series of high-pitched moans and gasps filled the room.

    “Ah! Ah! Big Brother… wait… slow down… Lian’er can’t take it anymore…”

    The air crackled with a strange, erotic tension.

    Chen Yin forced himself to focus, ignoring her seductive moans, and continued channeling his spiritual energy through her meridians.

    These few minutes felt like an eternity.

    Finally, he opened her last meridian, and Chen Yin let out a long sigh, wiping the sweat from his brow.

    Lian’er’s face was flushed, her body covered in a sheen of sweat, her breath coming in soft gasps.

    “Big Brother… that felt so good~”

    “Can you please say something normal?!”

    “But it really did feel good,” Lian’er blinked her watery eyes. “Your hands are so big and warm, they made Lian’er’s whole body tingle.”

    Chen Yin couldn’t take it anymore.

    This girl was a walking, talking innuendo.

    Was her mind filled with nothing but lewd thoughts?

    Although he knew she was probably just being innocent, her words were incredibly seductive, especially coming from such a sweet and pure girl. The contrast was too much for him to handle.

    “That’s enough. I can’t continue, or I’ll lose control.”

    Chen Yin waved his hand dismissively. “We’ll stop here for today. You can go back now. Come again tomorrow.”

    “Will Big Brother do more pleasurable things with Lian’er tomorrow?”

    Lian’er looked up at him with wide, expectant eyes.

    Chen Yin: “…”

    Those “pleasurable things” are probably illegal. Stop dreaming.

    He gave her a few more cakes to keep her quiet and practically shoved her out the door.

    But as he opened the door, he saw Qingying standing there.

    Chen Yin: “…”

    Qingying: “…”

    “…When did you get here?”

    “…When Lian’er’s moans were the loudest.”

    Chen Yin looked at her and asked seriously, “Is it too late to reincarnate?”

    “I don’t know.”

    Qingying replied seriously, “But I can help you.”

    She pulled out her dagger.

    “Whoa, wait, are you serious?! Let me explain! I didn’t do anything to Lian’er…”

    As Chen Yin backed away nervously, Lian’er peeked out from behind him.

    “Are you busy, Big Brother? Then Lian’er will leave now.”

    “Do more pleasurable things with Lian’er tomorrow, okay~?”

    She winked at him, waved goodbye sweetly, and skipped away.

    Chen Yin: “…”

    Qingying: “…Anything you want to explain?”

    “…I’d like to die with some dignity.”

    “As you wish.”


    In the end, it took Chen Yin a lot of effort to explain everything.

    “You’re saying this was the Grand Witch’s condition?”

    Chen Yin nodded seriously. “Now do you believe me?”

    “Not at all.” Qingying said with a straight face.

    “I just wasted my breath!”

    “You’re such a lecherous pervert, who knows what you’re capable of? Lian’er is just a child! It would be so easy for an experienced scoundrel like you to take advantage of her.”

    “I didn’t—”

    “It doesn’t matter. I can’t stop you even if you did. Just don’t force her into anything.”

    Qingying crossed her arms, then suddenly said, “And… there’s something else… I don’t know if I should say it.”

    Chen Yin looked at her curiously.

    Qingying hesitated, then coughed lightly and said softly,

    “I was only standing outside for… less than fifteen minutes.”

    She glanced at him quickly.

    Chen Yin paused, then understood what she meant.

    “Ahem, there’s nothing to be ashamed of having a short time. It’s probably because you’re overindulging. You should take a break and let the girls take the lead for a while…”

    Chen Yin’s expression turned cold as he stared at her intently.

    Qingying shivered under his gaze. “H-hey, I was just trying to help! Don’t get mad!”

    Chen Yin took a deep breath and said slowly,

    “Do you know what it means to say such things to a man?”

    Qingying took a step back, her eyes wary.

    “Wh-what are you going to do?”

    “You started it.” Chen Yin took a step towards her, his eyes narrowed dangerously.

    “Why don’t you try it yourself and see how long I last?”

    “D-don’t do anything stupid! I’ll scream! Aren’t you afraid Luo Luo and Nan Xiaoxiang will hear us?”

    “So what if they do?”

    “I… I have a System! I’ll call it out and have it attack you!”

    “Don’t worry, I specialize in dealing with Systems. Let’s see if it dares to show itself.”

    “St-stay away from me…”

    Qingying’s back hit the wall, and Chen Yin lifted her onto his shoulder, making her squeal and struggle.

    “Hey! Pervert! Put me down, or I’ll—ah!”

    A sharp smack landed on her bottom.

    Qingying’s face turned crimson, and she shrieked, “CHEN! YIN! I’M GOING TO KILL YOU! I—ah!”

    Another smack.

    “Feels nice, doesn’t it?” Chen Yin said calmly. “You can scream louder.”

    He kicked open the bedroom door and carried her towards the bed. Qingying’s heart pounded with fear.

    “W-wait! Chen Yin, let’s talk, okay?”

    As they reached the bed, her voice was filled with a desperate plea, her usual cold demeanor gone, replaced by a teary-eyed vulnerability.

    “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, please calm down…”

    “I’m sorry,”

    Chen Yin tossed her onto the bed, his expression calm and indifferent, “but you played with fire, and now you’re going to get burned.”

    “Did you really think I wouldn’t retaliate after you teased me like that?”

    “I-I didn’t know you were such a monster—ah!”

    Qingying’s bottom jiggled slightly, and Chen Yin thought it felt quite nice.

    He almost wished she would scream louder, so he would have an excuse to continue.

    But this time, Qingying had learned her lesson. She scrambled to the other side of the bed, her back against the wall, and glared at him, her eyes red-rimmed.

    “D-don’t come any closer!” she whispered, biting her lip.

    “Don’t you know what it means when the arrow is already on the bowstring?”

    “I don’t care! Put the arrow down! Don’t shoot!”

    “Shoot where?” Chen Yin asked with a grin.

    “Shoot…” Qingying stopped mid-sentence, her face turning even redder.

    “Don’t shoot anywhere! You pervert!”

    Seeing him undressing even faster, she waved her hands frantically.

    “No! Stop! I’m sorry! I didn’t mean it! I’m sorry!”

    She was on the verge of tears.

    Qingying was regretting her words. Why did she have to provoke him?

    Now her carefully guarded chastity was about to be lost.

    And it would be non-consensual… Couldn’t he at least be a little romantic? Light some candles or something?

    She couldn’t bring herself to say those words.

    She could only watch helplessly as his hands reached for her, her eyes closing tightly in fear.

    “Please, don’t…”

    “No.”

    “Then at least light a candle…”

    “No.”

    “Th-then at least be gentle…” Qingying whispered, her voice choked with tears.

    Chen Yin just glanced at her and said calmly,

    “…No.”

  • On How to Conquer System Fairies and Make Them Your Wives 185

    Chapter 185: Is Cultivation Really That Lewd?

    When Chen Yin woke up, it was already afternoon.

    He felt unusually warm under the blankets, but when he looked, the bed was empty.

    Strange. Did I have a spring dream? He scratched his head, puzzled.

    Then, seeing how late it was, he cursed. He was almost late for his appointment with Lian’er.

    He quickly got dressed and tidied up the room.

    Just as he finished, a knock came at the door.

    “Big Brother, Lian’er is here!”

    He opened the door, and there she stood, dressed in a light gray dress, her silver jewelry jingling.

    “You’re on time.”

    Chen Yin coughed, trying to sound like a stern teacher. “Come in.”

    Lian’er entered, looked around curiously, and sat down at the table.

    Chen Yin served her tea and pastries, then cleared his throat and began his lecture.

    “The first step in cultivation is Gathering Qi. It’s about condensing your dantian and opening your meridians to the spiritual energy of heaven and earth…”

    He explained the basics of cultivation.

    Lian’er munched on a pastry, her eyes wide with attention, nodding seriously.

    Chen Yin had been worried she wouldn’t understand, but seeing her focus, he continued.

    “…That’s it for the basics. Do you understand now?”

    Lian’er nodded seriously. “Not at all.”

    Chen Yin choked on his tea.

    He sighed. “Ask me if there’s anything you don’t understand.”

    “I don’t understand anything.”

    “…You could have at least pretended!”

    Chen Yin facepalmed. Teaching Lian’er would be harder than he thought.

    “Fine, if you don’t understand the theory, we’ll skip it. I’ll teach you the basic mantra. Try to sense the spiritual energy and guide it into your body.”

    Lian’er listened attentively and repeated the mantra several times.

    “Alright, now that you’ve memorized it—”

    “I forgot it again.” Lian’er said with a blank stare.

    Chen Yin’s fists clenched. He was getting angry. The mantra was only four sentences!

    He recited it with her two more times, but she couldn’t remember it.

    Finally, Chen Yin gave up. “…Fine. Close your eyes and follow my instructions.”

    Lian’er closed her eyes and sat down cross-legged.

    Chen Yin gathered a dense concentration of spiritual energy around her. It was so thick, even a child could sense it.

    Lian’er’s brow furrowed in concentration.

    She’s getting it!

    Chen Yin cheered her on silently.

    Almost there…

    “Grumble.”

    Lian’er opened her eyes and looked at him with a pitiful expression. “I’m hungry…”

    Chen Yin: “…” He was losing his mind. This was more stressful than fighting a horde of demons.

    He pulled out some cakes. “Forget it. Just eat.”

    Lian’er’s face crumpled. “No, Big Brother! If I can’t cultivate, the Grand Witch will be angry! Please don’t give up on me…”

    I don’t want to give up on you, but I’m not a teacher. He sighed and patted her head. “Just eat. I’ll think of something.”

    Lian’er’s face lit up, and she happily ate the cake.

    Chen Yin sat beside her, deep in thought. Lian’er had good aptitude, but her simplemindedness was a problem. He had only a week. He couldn’t use conventional methods.

    He looked at her. She was wearing a short, gray dress, a Wu Xuan Cave style that revealed her slender legs. The numerous pleats and folds gave it a skirt-like appearance. She was at the cusp of womanhood, radiating a natural, innocent beauty. Her cheeks were puffed out with cake, making her look even more adorable. She sensed his gaze and tilted her head curiously.

    Chen Yin blushed and looked away.

    …He had an idea. It was a bit inappropriate, but not quite dual cultivation. If Lian’er couldn’t guide the spiritual energy herself, he could do it for her. But that meant touching her, everywhere. It was too much for a sixteen-year-old girl.

    After a long silence, he asked tentatively, “Lian’er, do you really want to learn how to cultivate?”

    “Of course! I can’t disappoint the Grand Witch.”

    “No matter the cost?” He glanced at her cautiously.

    “What cost?” Lian’er blinked, confused.

    “Well, for example, if there was a method that could open your meridians, but it required us to… kiss… would you still do it?”

    Before he could finish, Lian’er kissed him, her movements swift and natural.

    “What’s the big deal?” she said with a blank expression. “If the cost was not eating stir-fried pork for a month, then I would be hesitant…”

    Chen Yin touched his lips, a mix of emotions swirling within him. “…Why are you so experienced? Have you done this before?”

    “No, but it’s just a kiss. It’s not like it’ll hurt.”

    “But…”

    “I’ve heard you outsiders consider kissing a sign of affection, but we don’t have such customs here. Mouths are for eating. I don’t understand why you care so much about it.” She looked at him with a slightly disgusted expression.

    Chen Yin’s worldview crumbled. She was right. Kissing had no practical purpose, only symbolic meaning. Mouths were for eating. Damn, she has a point.

    He realized his common sense didn’t apply to this innocent mountain girl. In that case, he didn’t have to feel guilty.

    “Alright, follow my instructions, and I’ll open your meridians.”

    “Really?” Lian’er’s face lit up, and she lay down on the bed obediently. “Let’s do it, Big Brother!”

    Seeing her lying there so trustingly, Chen Yin felt a pang of guilt. She’s too pure for this world.

    He took a deep breath and rubbed his hands together. …Alright, you all heard her. I’m not taking advantage of her. She agreed to this. I’m a righteous gentleman. This is just a Master teaching his disciple. Is cultivation really that lewd?

  • On How to Conquer System Fairies and Make Them Your Wives 184

    Chapter 184: What Young Master Likes

    That night, Chen Yin returned to the hut and made mapo tofu for Nan Xiaoxiang as promised.

    Not only that, but Qingying requested hot and sour noodles, Luo Luo wanted spicy snails noodles, and Ye Huang, who hadn’t had a decent meal in months, asked for a whole beggar’s chicken.

    Chen Yin spent the evening playing chef, preparing a feast for everyone.

    After dinner, everyone returned to their rooms to rest, except for Chen Yin, who once again made his way to the secluded cliff behind the village.

    As expected,

    The masked figure was there, leaning against a rock, his gaze fixed on Chen Yin’s room.

    “Enjoying the night view again, my friend?”

    The masked figure turned around silently, his expression hidden behind the mask.

    …This guy was really quiet. Chen Yin wondered what was going on.

    “I brought some good wine, knowing how much you enjoy it.”

    He placed several jars of wine on a small wooden table and sat down.

    As he had expected,

    The masked figure hesitated for a moment, then joined him, and they began drinking in silence.

    Chen Yin watched him drink, then took a sip himself, a cheerful smile on his face.

    The night was cool and clear, the stars shining brightly, the miasma thinned by the gentle breeze. They sat there, like carefree hermits, enjoying the peace and quiet.

    After a few cups, Chen Yin looked at the empty wine jars and chuckled.

    “You have quite the tolerance. I haven’t met anyone who could drink like this in years.”

    The masked figure remained silent.

    “Have you ever been drunk?”

    “…Once.”

    “When was the last time?”

    The masked figure was silent for a moment, then shook his head slowly. “…A few years ago.”

    “I also met someone with an extraordinary tolerance for alcohol.”

    Chen Yin blinked.

    “I imagine you enjoyed that drinking session immensely.”

    To his surprise, the masked figure suddenly smiled.

    It was a faint, almost wistful smile, as if he was recalling a pleasant memory.

    “Quite the opposite.”

    “It was the most boring drinking session of my life.” He looked down at the village below.

    “Why?”

    “Because one of us was drunk. And the other wasn’t.”

    Chen Yin understood that feeling.

    A drunk person always felt out of sync with a sober one.

    It was like a one-sided conversation…

    …a pointless pursuit.

    The masked figure raised his cup. “Can you get drunk tonight?”

    “That depends on your tolerance.”

    They clinked their cups and drank.

    The wind howled through the mountains, and the cries of night ravens echoed in the distance.

    Chen Yin couldn’t remember how much they drank.

    After finishing the jars he had brought, he pulled out more from the System Shop.

    One jar, two jars, ten jars, twenty jars… the empty jars piled up around them.

    Thanks to his blue spiritual energy, Chen Yin’s mind remained clear.

    But to his surprise, the masked figure only swayed slightly, showing no signs of severe intoxication.

    They had drunk enough to kill a normal person.

    “Are you drunk yet?”

    The masked figure lowered his head, his face still hidden behind the mask.

    “More.” He said softly.

    He reached for a jar of wine.

    Chen Yin also reached for the same jar.

    Their hands brushed against each other.

    The masked figure flinched as if he had been electrocuted, and he quickly pulled his hand away, knocking over the wine jar. The alcohol spilled onto his robe.

    “Don’t touch me!” His voice was filled with a sudden tension.

    Chen Yin was startled by his reaction.

    “Um… are you alright?”

    The masked figure seemed to realize he had overreacted. After a moment of silence, he said softly,

    “…I’m fine.”

    “I-I’m not used to being touched.”

    Chen Yin looked at him curiously.

    “Do you need something to wipe—”

    “No.”

    The masked figure pulled out a handkerchief and wiped the spilled wine from his robe, his voice cold and indifferent.

    Then he noticed Chen Yin staring at his hand.

    “What?” he asked, his voice sharp.

    “Ah, nothing.”

    Chen Yin smiled warmly.

    “If you’re not drunk yet, let’s continue. Let’s drink till we drop!”

    They clinked their cups again, and the masked figure drained his in one gulp.

    Chen Yin slowly sipped his wine, his eyes narrowed slightly as he glanced at the masked figure.

    His gaze was thoughtful and calculating.

    …No one knew what he was thinking.

    They continued drinking until dawn, the sky painted with the colors of sunrise, neither of them willing to concede defeat.

    The masked figure stood up and turned to leave.

    “Wait.”

    He turned and looked at Chen Yin silently.

    “I enjoyed drinking with you tonight. If you’re ever in the mood for a drink, come find me here.”

    Chen Yin smiled and bowed slightly.

    The masked figure simply nodded and said, without turning back,

    “Likewise.”


    Back in his room, Chen Yin ran into Luo Luo, who had just woken up.

    “Ah, Young Master!”

    She wrinkled her nose at the strong smell of alcohol on him and said with concern, “Did you drink so much again?”

    “I had to pay a price for information.”

    Chen Yin ruffled her hair gently. “Don’t worry, your Young Master has a high tolerance.”

    …But even he felt a little tired after drinking all night.

    He still had to teach Lian’er how to cultivate. He needed a nap.

    “Luo Luo will make your bed, Young Master!”

    Luo Luo prepared his bed and poured him a cup of sobering tea.

    Chen Yin took a sip and collapsed onto the bed,

    His snores echoing through the room.

    Luo Luo carefully removed his shoes and outer robe, then tucked him in.

    She sat by the bedside, her bright eyes watching his sleeping face.

    “Young Master~ Young Master~ Are you asleep?”

    He didn’t respond.

    “You’re sleeping like a log.”

    She poked his cheek gently with her finger.

    Chen Yin continued to snore, completely oblivious.

    Luo Luo, like a child with a new toy, poked his forehead, his nose, his throat.

    As if he were a large, plush doll.

    Finding this amusing, she leaned closer, her nose touching his.

    His nose was straight and defined, and she felt a ticklish sensation on her own nose.

    She giggled, covering her mouth with her hand.

    She gently nibbled on his nose, leaving a small, wet mark with her tiny fangs.

    Then she snuggled into his arms, her tail wagging excitedly, her eyes wide open as she watched his chest rise and fall rhythmically.

    She found this strangely entertaining.

    She could watch him sleep forever.

    Holding his arm close, she murmured,

    “When are you going to claim Luo Luo, Young Master?”

    “Luo Luo is not small anymore. I’m a grown-up now.”

    But then she looked down at her chest and pouted.

    “They’re not as big as Mother’s yet… but they’ll grow.”

    “You have to wait for Luo Luo, okay, Young Master?”

    She propped her head up with her hand and stared at his face, a soft smile on her lips.

    “Luo Luo is your servant, but I haven’t done anything servant-like yet. It’s always Young Master taking care of Luo Luo. Today, I finally have a chance to take care of you!”

    She closed her eyes contentedly, her fluffy tail wrapping around his hand.

    “Luo Luo has been learning how to be a good woman. When I grow up, I’ll learn many things. I’ll learn how to cook like you, so I can make you anything you want. You like tea, so I’ll learn how to brew it. You like seeing Luo Luo in pretty dresses, so I’ll wear them for you.”

    Her cheek rested against his arm, his heartbeat a steady rhythm beside her ear.

    Listening to his heartbeat made her feel safe and secure.

    After a while, a slightly scandalous thought crossed her mind.

    She looked around, making sure she was alone, then blushed and reached out towards his chest.

    Her small, cool hand slid beneath his robe and touched his skin.

    …So warm.

    Warm and comforting, so pleasant to the touch.

    The warmth radiating from his chest made her cheeks flush.

    She felt like a lovesick teenager.

    “Good thing he’s asleep… This would be so embarrassing…”

    She looked at his face and swallowed nervously.

    “Will Young Master be angry if I secretly touch him like this?”

    “Even if you are, you have to forgive Luo Luo.”

    She closed her eyes, savoring the feel of his skin, the warmth of his chest beneath her fingertips.

    Like caressing a precious work of art.

    Suddenly, Chen Yin’s snoring stopped, and he shifted slightly.

    Luo Luo’s eyes snapped open, her fur standing on end.

    But he just rolled over, facing her, his other arm instinctively wrapping around her,

    As if he was hugging a pillow.

    Luo Luo’s face burned with embarrassment.

    But listening to his steady breathing, she peeked at him shyly,

    Then gently nuzzled his cheek and whispered,

    “Goodnight, Young Master.”

  • On How to Conquer System Fairies and Make Them Your Wives 183

    Chapter 183: I’ll Cry If I Can’t Help It

    After settling Ye Huang and the others, Chen Yin returned to the main hall to speak with the Grand Witch. She had just finished organizing the massive piles of spirit stones and pills and was wiping the sweat from her brow when she heard his cheerful voice.

    “Grand Witch, you kept your word and didn’t harm my friend. A pleasure doing business with you.”

    The Grand Witch smoothed her dark green hair and sat back on her throne.

    “That was just the ransom. I haven’t agreed to help you yet.”

    “Let’s be straightforward, Grand Witch. Name your price.” Chen Yin gestured generously.

    The Grand Witch thought for a moment. “Young Master Chen, you seem quite wealthy. Are you the chief disciple of some prestigious sect? Or perhaps the young master of a powerful clan?”

    Chen Yin considered this. Although being Immortal Yu Ling’s disciple sounded impressive, it wasn’t quite the same as being a wealthy young master. Mount Yu was hardly a place of opulence.

    “My sect prefers to keep a low profile. You probably haven’t heard of us.”

    The Grand Witch’s eyes narrowed thoughtfully.

    Seeing her hesitation, Chen Yin decided to goad her a bit. “Grand Witch, although we’re wealthy, we’re not made of money. What if you can’t cure her after all this? And seeing your hesitation, I’m starting to doubt your ability to handle this Life Returning Herb poison.”

    The Grand Witch’s eyes flashed with anger, and she put her hands on her hips.

    “Are you questioning the Wu Xuan Cave’s mastery of poisons?! Let me tell you, we’re the only ones in the world who know how to cure neurotoxins!”

    “I need proof.” Chen Yin spread his hands. “How can I trust your words?”

    “Don’t try to provoke me.”

    The Grand Witch snorted and crossed her legs, her smooth, alluring curves on full display. “I, Bi Luo, am not one to take advantage of others. Since I’ve agreed to help, I’ll prove my sincerity.”

    She said softly, “Do you know what a neurotoxin is?”

    Chen Yin blinked, feigning ignorance.

    “A neurotoxin is a poison that invades the brain, altering its structure. It’s the most dangerous type of poison. The brain is connected to the sea of consciousness, the most delicate and vulnerable part of the human body. Even for cultivators, damage to the sea of consciousness is incredibly difficult to heal. The Life Returning Herb, by creating addiction, subtly alters the brain’s structure, creating a deficiency that cannot be cured by ordinary methods.”

    Chen Yin understood this. Even in his previous life on Earth, he knew that drug addiction could cause changes in the brain’s structure.

    “So it’s incurable?”

    “Not necessarily.” The Grand Witch shook her head. “It’s simple. Whatever changes the Life Returning Herb has caused in the brain, you just need to reverse them with another poison. It’s called ‘fighting poison with poison’.”

    Chen Yin looked skeptical. “Is that safe? It sounds dangerous.”

    “It’s simple, really.”

    She said casually, “Just find a poison with the opposite properties of the Life Returning Herb. After a period of treatment, the brain will return to its normal state.”

    “However, I’ve never heard of this ‘Life Returning Herb’ in this world before.”

    “There’s only one way to find a poison with the opposite properties.”

    “…The Phantasmal Harmony Ganoderma.”

    Chen Yin listened intently.

    “The Phantasmal Harmony Ganoderma is a mystical herb found deep within the Ten Thousand Mountains. It can perfectly mimic the effects of any other herb. It’s known as the ‘One Herb, Ten Thousand Forms’.”

    “With it, creating an antidote to the Life Returning Herb would be a simple matter.”

    “However,” the Grand Witch’s tone changed, “the Phantasmal Harmony Ganoderma is one of our most precious treasures. It takes centuries to mature.”

    “No one knows when the last one matured.”

    Chen Yin thought for a moment. “So, if I can obtain the Phantasmal Harmony Ganoderma, you’ll help us cure her?”

    “Not so fast.”

    A mischievous grin appeared on the Grand Witch’s face.

    “I have three conditions for you~ Obtaining the Ganoderma is just one of them.”

    Chen Yin’s lips twitched.

    …She was truly a master negotiator.

    “First, double the amount of spirit stones and pills you offered earlier.”

    Chen Yin nodded calmly. “No problem.”

    “Second, the Phantasmal Harmony Ganoderma is located in a dangerous secret realm deep within the Ten Thousand Mountains. Even past Grand Witches haven’t dared to enter it. I want you to accompany me. You’ll be responsible for my safety.”

    “That’s fine.” Chen Yin had expected this.

    “Third…”

    The Grand Witch hesitated.

    Chen Yin’s heart sank.

    Even this miser was hesitant to ask. It must be something outrageous.

    But to his surprise, she just frowned slightly and said softly,

    “I want you… to take Lian’er as your disciple and teach her how to cultivate.”

    “Using your best cultivation techniques.”

    Chen Yin was stunned.

    He hadn’t expected this.

    Take Lian’er as his disciple?

    “Why? Isn’t she your servant?”

    Chen Yin asked, puzzled, “The Wu Xuan Cave is an ancient sect with a rich heritage. Why would she need to learn other techniques?”

    “Don’t ask so many questions.”

    The Grand Witch waved her hand dismissively. “Just do it.”

    “If she doesn’t reach the Gathering Qi Realm within a week, I won’t help you.”

    Although surprised, teaching a beginner wasn’t difficult.

    And despite her naivete, Lian’er had excellent aptitude and a pure heart, perfect for cultivation.

    Reaching the Gathering Qi Realm within a week shouldn’t be a problem.

    He bowed slightly. “Very well. As you wish, Grand Witch.”

    “After I’ve taught Lian’er, we’ll depart for the secret realm and find the Phantasmal Harmony Ganoderma.”

    The Grand Witch waved her hand. “Go on. That annoying little girl is your responsibility now.”

    Chen Yin nodded and left the hall.

    The Grand Witch sat alone on her throne, her long eyelashes fluttering slightly, a hint of sadness in her eyes.

    She stretched lazily.

    “System.”

    “Grand Witch.” A respectful, mechanical voice echoed in her mind.

    “Do you have human emotions?”

    “Our sole purpose is to assist our host in completing the plot records. Human emotions are irrelevant to us.”

    “…Heartless and emotionless, just like beasts.” The Grand Witch scoffed.

    “You’ve only fused with the Fragment for three days. There’s still much you don’t understand about me.”

    The System’s tone was respectful, but its words were cold and unfeeling.

    “Forget it, I’m not interested in understanding something like you.”

    The Grand Witch pouted, a flicker of worry in her eyes.

    …If those Shen Li fanatics were telling the truth…

    When the Triennial Day arrives, will I be able to protect myself?

    And that foolish girl… will she survive?


    After leaving the main hall, Chen Yin was still puzzled by the Grand Witch’s request.

    Why did she want him to take Lian’er as his disciple?

    He pondered this for a long time, then looked up at Lian’er, who was standing by the door.

    She was munching on the soft candy he had given her, her clear, bright eyes blinking at him curiously, her head tilted slightly.

    Her expression seemed to be asking, Why does Big Brother look so troubled?

    “You’re always so carefree and happy,”

    Chen Yin sighed, “do you even know that your Grand Witch wants to throw you at me as a disciple?”

    “What?”

    Lian’er’s eyes widened in surprise, and she covered her mouth with her hand, her eyes welling up with tears. “Does the Grand Witch… not want Lian’er anymore?”

    But then, her expression changed, and she shook her head vigorously.

    “No, that’s not it. She wouldn’t abandon me.”

    “She must think Lian’er is useless and wants me to learn some skills before returning to serve her.” She said, her voice filled with childish determination, waving her small fist.

    Although Chen Yin didn’t understand her logic, it was a plausible explanation.

    “Anyway, I’m your Master now.”

    Chen Yin said seriously, “The Grand Witch said I have to teach you how to cultivate and reach the Gathering Qi Realm within a week.”

    “I’m a strict teacher, so don’t cry.”

    Lian’er blinked at him, her expression serious. “Don’t worry, Master. Lian’er doesn’t cry.”

    Then, she hesitated and lowered her head slightly.

    “Unless… I can’t help it…”

    …That’s not very reassuring.

    Chen Yin facepalmed. He suddenly realized that teaching this naive and slightly airheaded girl might be more difficult than he had imagined.

    “We’ll start tomorrow. Go back and get some rest. Come to my room in the morning, and I’ll teach you how to cultivate.”

    Lian’er nodded obediently, then bit her finger and asked in a childish voice, “But what if Lian’er can’t wake up in the morning?”

    Chen Yin: “…”

    “Will Master punish Lian’er if I’m late? Will you make me skip breakfast, or stand outside in the sun? Lian’er will be hungry if she doesn’t eat breakfast. Can you just punish me by not giving me radishes? I don’t like radishes. How will Master teach me? Lian’er can’t read. Please don’t make me memorize anything. And also…”

    Chen Yin suddenly understood.

    This must be why the Grand Witch didn’t want to teach her herself.

  • On How to Conquer System Fairies and Make Them Your Wives 182

    Chapter 182: Classic Double-Threading

    The moment Chen Yin and the others left the main hall, the Grand Witch’s composure crumbled.

    “My heavens… so many spirit stones and pills? And they’re all real!”

    Her eyes sparkled as she dove into the piles of treasures, grabbing handfuls of spirit stones and pills like a child in a candy store.

    The masked figure watched her silently.

    “Grand Witch, have you made a decision about our offer?”

    “Ah, what offer?”

    The Grand Witch, still reveling in her newfound wealth, finally remembered his presence.

    “Oh, you mean the Heavenly Dao Fragment?”

    “I’ve already fused with it.” She said casually, without even looking up.

    The masked figure was speechless, then nodded slowly. “Congratulations, Grand Witch. You can now become one of us—”

    “I fused with it, yes,”

    The Grand Witch suddenly changed her tone. “But I never said I would join Shen Li.”

    The masked figure fell silent.

    “I’ve checked the scriptures. They’re correct. The Heavenly Dao Fragment is essential for completing the Sacred Child’s physique.”

    “But that’s our Wu Xuan Cave’s business.” The Grand Witch’s eyes turned cold. “You people from Shen Li simply provided a clue. I’m the one who risked my life to retrieve it from the secret realm.”

    “So it belongs to me.”

    “As for joining Shen Li…”

    She looked at him appraisingly.

    The masked figure sighed softly after a long silence.

    …This Grand Witch was the embodiment of greed.

    Even now, she was still trying to haggle.

    “You might not fully understand Shen Li, Grand Witch.”

    “Let’s just say that if the Divine Son can tell you where to find the Heavenly Dao Fragment…”

    “He can also take it back.”

    The Grand Witch’s hand froze as she counted the spirit stones. Her expression turned serious.

    “Are you threatening me?” Her voice was cold.

    “I wouldn’t dare. I’m simply relaying the Divine Son’s message.”

    “And a word of advice,”

    “Don’t anger him.” He said slowly.

    “He can take the Heavenly Dao Fragment from you.”

    The Grand Witch stared at the masked figure intently.

    He remained motionless, like a statue.

    She scoffed. “I’m not easily intimidated. Don’t try to scare me with empty threats.”

    “If this ‘Triennial Day’ is so important, I’ll give you my answer after I’ve seen it for myself.”

    The masked figure said softly, “By then, it might be too late.”

    “Then give me a few more days.”

    The Grand Witch waved her hand dismissively. “I need to… process all this wealth first. This guy casually gave me one hundred thousand spirit stones and ten thousand pills. What can Shen Li offer?”

    The masked figure didn’t answer, falling silent at the mention of Chen Yin.

    Finally, he bowed slightly. “I’ll return in two days for your answer.”

    As he left, the Grand Witch snorted and turned back to her treasures, humming a cheerful tune.

    Outside the hall, the masked figure stared at the direction Chen Yin had left, a troubled expression on his face.

    “What should we do?” The System asked softly. “Should we tell the Divine Son about this?”

    “…No. It would put him in danger.”

    A flicker of worry crossed the masked figure’s eyes.

    “But if we can’t recruit the Grand Witch, we won’t gain the Divine Son’s trust.”

    “Let’s wait a little longer.”

    The masked figure murmured, “At least until he leaves.”

    “The Triennial Day is fast approaching.”

    “Just wait.”

    “Didn’t you say you had no attachments left?”

    “He’s not an attachment.” The masked figure said seriously.

    The System sighed helplessly.


    Led by Lian’er, Chen Yin and his companions finally arrived at a secluded hut in a remote valley.

    “Here we are!”

    Lian’er waved her hand, dispelling a faint, shimmering barrier around the hut.

    “What are you doing?”

    “There are Gu worms around the house,” Lian’er explained, “to prevent that man from escaping.”

    Chen Yin’s lips twitched.

    This Wu Xuan Cave was a minefield.

    Although the hut looked dilapidated, considering the state of most dwellings in the Wu Xuan Cave, it was still decent.

    As they approached, they could hear loud snoring coming from inside.

    “That’s him.”

    Lian’er said, her voice filled with a mixture of annoyance and resentment, “He just barged in and refused to leave. Lian’er has to find food for him every day. It’s more tiring than feeding a wild boar! Lian’er hasn’t had any meat in ages…”

    Chen Yin: “…”

    He gave her a loaf of bread to appease her and then pushed open the door.

    Ye Huang was sprawled on the bed, snoring loudly. He seemed unharmed, just a little…

    …Fatter.

    “You seem to be enjoying yourself.”

    Chen Yin didn’t bother being polite and shook him awake. Ye Huang’s eyes widened in surprise as he recognized him.

    “Brother Chen?! How did you get captured?!”

    “Do I look like I was captured?” Chen Yin said, exasperated.

    “You’ve been sleeping soundly while your daughter is worried sick! It’s been over six months!”

    Ye Huang’s eyes dimmed for a moment, then he chuckled sheepishly.

    “Well, the Grand Witch is more unreasonable than I expected. She wouldn’t even listen to my pleas and locked me up here. I couldn’t send any messages.”

    “Besides… I knew Brother Chen would take care of Ling’er.”

    “You can’t seriously be treating us like a daycare, can you?” Chen Yin rolled his eyes.

    “Tell me what happened.”

    Ye Huang recounted his experiences.

    After leaving the Azure Cicada Ancient Domain, he had arrived at the Wu Xuan Cave within a month.

    However, when he asked the Grand Witch for help, she had been evasive and demanded an exorbitant price for her services.

    Knowing he couldn’t afford it, he had tried to reason with her.

    But in the end, she had grown tired of his persistence and locked him up.

    Fortunately, she hadn’t killed him. And her servant, Lian’er, was naive and easily fooled.

    So, he had been living quite comfortably in the Wu Xuan Cave for the past six months.

    Eating, sleeping, and getting fat.

    “I was worried about Ling’er,”

    Ye Huang sighed deeply, “but I was trapped here, powerless. I’m so grateful you came looking for me, Brother Chen!”

    …If I didn’t come looking for you, I’d be stuck raising your daughter! Chen Yin’s lips twitched.

    Did this guy seriously intend to abandon his daughter?

    “The Grand Witch is quite different from what I imagined. She’s incredibly greedy.”

    Chen Yin stroked his chin. “But as long as she’s motivated by money, we can negotiate.”

    “As long as… she can cure Ling’er.”

    Ye Huang nodded seriously. “I’ll leave it to you, Brother Chen.”

    “We’ll discuss that later.”

    Chen Yin turned to him, his voice turning serious. “Shen Li is also here.”

    Ye Huang’s eyes narrowed dangerously.

    “Who is it?”

    “I don’t know. Seems like a new recruit.”

    Chen Yin said slowly, “He’s trying to convince the Grand Witch to join Shen Li… but I thought they only accepted Chosen Ones.”

    “I’ve heard that Shen Li has some clues about the Heavenly Dao Fragment.”

    Ye Huang explained, “Many secret realms contain clues about the Fragment, but not everyone is qualified to become a Chosen One. The Heavenly Dao Fragment is selective. Shen Li has plenty of clues, but they rarely find suitable hosts.”

    “These people have to be exceptionally talented or possess some unique ability.”

    Like Yao Zhuang, the man Ye Huang had been protecting. Although just an ordinary mortal, he was incredibly skilled in calculations, far surpassing ordinary people, and had been chosen by the Heavenly Dao Fragment.

    “If they’re trying to recruit the Grand Witch, it probably means she has the potential to become a Chosen One.”

    Chen Yin nodded thoughtfully.

    “So… the Grand Witch might already have information about the Heavenly Dao Fragment, or even become a Chosen One herself?”

    Ye Huang nodded seriously.

    …That’s a problem.

    If that was the case, the Grand Witch might have already accepted Shen Li’s offer.

    But Chen Yin believed that with her greedy and calculating nature, she was probably just trying to extort more benefits from them.

    “We still have a chance.” He thought to himself.

    Since she was so greedy, and he happened to be incredibly wealthy…

    There was still room for negotiation.

    He already had a plan forming in his mind.

    “But if that masked figure from Shen Li finds out, he’ll definitely try to interfere.”

    “But I don’t want to lose this opportunity to follow the trail…” He rubbed his temples, a headache forming.

    Ye Huang looked at him blankly, clearly out of his depth.

    Luo Luo and Lian’er were sharing bread.

    Qingying leaned against the doorframe, watching them silently.

    Nan Xiaoxiang stared towards the main hall, lost in thought.

    No one could help him… Chen Yin sighed.

    He finalized his plan.

    It seemed he would have to multitask.

  • On How to Conquer System Fairies and Make Them Your Wives 181

    Chapter 181: The Joys of Being Rich

    Lian’er left to prepare for the Grand Witch’s emergence from seclusion.

    Chen Yin returned to inform Luo Luo, Qingying, and Nan Xiaoxiang to be ready to meet the Grand Witch as soon as Lian’er notified them.

    It wasn’t long before Lian’er came running back.

    “Brother, the Grand Witch is calling for you.”

    Chen Yin nodded and glanced at Nan Xiaoxiang.

    Her expression was calm, but her eyes held a hint of unease.


    Inside the Wu Xuan Cave’s main hall, Chen Yin and his companions followed Lian’er.

    Upon entering, Chen Yin immediately noticed someone already standing there.

    …The masked figure from Shen Li.

    He seemed to have arrived before them.

    He glanced at them briefly, his expression hidden behind the mask.

    Qingying, sensing the presence of a Chosen One, narrowed her eyes.

    Lian’er ran to the Grand Witch’s side and stood there obediently.

    Chen Yin finally saw the mysterious Grand Witch.

    A young woman with delicate features sat on the throne, dressed in exotic Southern Region attire, her wrists and ankles adorned with silver rings that chimed softly as she moved. Her hair and eyes were an unusual shade of dark green, and her skin, as if it had rarely seen sunlight, was startlingly pale.

    “Well, well, what brings so many guests to our humble Wu Xuan Cave?”

    Her voice was clear and melodious, like a songbird’s, but her tone was playful and condescending. “I was just in seclusion for a bit, and now we have another group of visitors?”

    “I am Chen Yin. I have a request for you, Grand Witch.”

    “A request?”

    The Grand Witch chuckled, her tone arrogant. “Do you think the Wu Xuan Cave is a charity? Do we work for free?”

    “Of course not.” Chen Yin remained polite. “We’re willing to offer compensation. Just name your price.”

    A glint of satisfaction flashed in the Grand Witch’s eyes, and her tone became even more casual.

    “Tell me about it.”

    “A friend’s daughter has been poisoned. It’s a potent neurotoxin, highly addictive. Although her condition is stable for now, the poison hasn’t been completely eradicated.”

    Chen Yin explained, “I’ve heard that the Wu Xuan Cave is renowned for its knowledge of Gu techniques and poisons. Perhaps you know something about this poison.”

    The Grand Witch’s eyes flickered with impatience.

    “If you can’t cure the poison, then let her die. Why bother saving her?”

    Chen Yin was speechless.

    …Did this Grand Witch have a few screws loose?

    Well, her servant wasn’t exactly the sharpest tool in the shed either. Like master, like servant, he supposed.

    Despite her callous words, Chen Yin maintained his polite demeanor. “Please, Grand Witch, at least try.”

    The Grand Witch was silent for a moment, then said lazily, “Tell me more.”

    “It’s a poisonous herb called the Life Returning Herb. It causes hallucinations and euphoria, but it’s highly addictive, and the withdrawal symptoms are agonizing. There’s no known cure.”

    The Grand Witch’s eyes narrowed slightly. “The Life Returning Herb again?”

    “Are you with that man from a few months ago?”

    Chen Yin paused. “Do you know his whereabouts, Grand Witch?”

    “Heh.”

    The Grand Witch giggled, her smile unsettling.

    “That guy? He’s dead. I fed his corpse to the poisonous insects.”

    Chen Yin’s smile faded.

    “Those Central Plains people are so annoying. He dared to shout and scream before the statue of Wu Zu, begging me to save his daughter.”

    The Grand Witch’s voice was cold and indifferent, as if she were talking about crushing an ant. “I couldn’t save his daughter, but I could send them both on their way.”

    Chen Yin’s expression turned icy cold.

    “Are you telling the truth?” he asked, his eyes narrowed.

    “Just killed an impolite barbarian. Why would I lie to you?” The Grand Witch pouted nonchalantly.

    Chen Yin took a deep breath, his hand reaching for his sword, when a young, clear voice suddenly rang out beside the Grand Witch:

    “Huh? Didn’t you tell Lian’er to lock him up, Grand Witch? Why are you lying to them?”

    Chen Yin froze. The Grand Witch also froze, then glared at the girl beside her.

    “You fool! What are you talking about?! That man is dead!”

    “But you told Lian’er to keep him locked up.”

    Lian’er blinked her large, innocent eyes, her head tilted in confusion. “Lian’er wasn’t lazy. I brought him food every day.”

    “You—”

    The Grand Witch’s hand trembled with anger, but she forced herself to calm down.

    …She was regretting her choice of servant. How could she have picked such an idiot?

    She had wanted to intimidate these newcomers, but now she had no chance.

    She pouted and said, “Even if he’s not dead, he must be half-dead from the poisonous insects. If you want to save him, it will cost you—”

    “He’s fine. He’s eating all the meat in the village. He’s getting quite fat.”

    Lian’er’s innocent words interrupted her again.

    Crack. A fissure appeared on the armrest of the Grand Witch’s throne.

    Her eye twitched, and her lips trembled slightly.

    Lian’er looked at her with wide, innocent eyes, her voice filled with a childish complaint. “But you told me not to let him starve! He said he would die if he didn’t eat five pounds of meat every day, so Lian’er had to find food for him. There’s not much food in the village, so Lian’er even gave him her own share. Look, Lian’er has gotten thinner.”

    She rubbed her stomach with a pitiful expression.

    The Grand Witch took a deep breath.

    …Don’t be angry. Don’t be angry.

    There were guests present. She had to maintain her image. She couldn’t get angry.

    After a long silence, she said through gritted teeth, “…That man is our prisoner.”

    “If you want to save him, show me your sincerity.”

    Chen Yin, who had been about to draw his sword after Lian’er’s first interruption, sheathed it again.

    He finally understood.

    This Grand Witch was just a socially awkward girl with a fear of crowds.

    Faced with so many visitors, she had tried to project an aura of authority and power, hoping to intimidate them and extort some benefits.

    …And her foolish servant had completely ruined her plan.

    But as long as Ye Huang was alive, Chen Yin didn’t mind negotiating.

    “What do you need, Grand Witch?”

    He asked tentatively, “Spirit stones? Pills? Cultivation techniques?”

    “What good are those things to me?”

    The Grand Witch frowned. “We live in seclusion. We have no use for spirit stones.”

    “But since you Central Plains people only have spirit stones to offer, I suppose I can reluctantly accept them… if the quantity is sufficient.”

    The Grand Witch’s intentions were clear.

    Start with a high price and then negotiate down.

    How much she could get depended on her bargaining skills.

    So, when Chen Yin asked, “How much do you need, Grand Witch?” she said casually,

    “Let’s start with one hundred thousand spirit stones for his release. As for curing that girl, we’ll discuss that—”

    Before she could finish her sentence,

    A surge of spiritual energy filled the hall.

    The Grand Witch stared in disbelief at the sacks of spirit stones piled up before her, her expression a mixture of shock and confusion.

    “One hundred thousand it is. Consider it a friend’s discount.” Chen Yin said casually.

    …Wait.

    One hundred thousand spirit stones?

    Had she been in seclusion for so long that she was unaware of the current market prices?

    Or were these people truly that wealthy, casually throwing around such a large sum?

    For a moment, she wondered if she had asked for too little.

    But one hundred thousand was a significant amount, enough to cover a major sect’s annual expenses.

    Were there counterfeit spirit stones now?

    She quickly said, “W-wait, I’ve changed my mind. We live in seclusion, we have no use for so many spirit stones. It’s a loss for us. How about some high-quality cultivation or healing pills? I might con—”

    “Con… consider it…” Her voice trailed off.

    Beside the mountain of spirit stones, another mountain appeared.

    A rich, medicinal fragrance filled the air, invigorating and refreshing.

    “Five thousand cultivation pills, and five thousand healing pills, all top-grade quality.”

    Chen Yin’s expression remained calm and indifferent. “Anything else, Grand Witch?”

    “Ah…”

    The Grand Witch’s mouth opened and closed, then she finally said,

    “…That’s… enough for now.”

    She was afraid that if she mentioned weapons or techniques, he would produce even more mountains of treasures.

    The hall would be completely blocked.

    Chen Yin was feeling incredibly smug.

    He had never fought such a wealthy battle before.

    Spirit stones? Pills?

    Just name it, he had it all.

    The System Shop had an endless supply.

    He, a poor boy used to scraping by, was finally experiencing the joys of being rich.

    …It was a truly exhilarating feeling.

    “Since you’re satisfied, Grand Witch, would you mind telling me where my friend is?”

    The Grand Witch, her eyes still glazed over with disbelief, quickly composed herself and coughed lightly.

    “Ahem, Lian’er, take them there.”

    Lian’er nodded obediently and led them out of the hall.

    As they passed by the masked figure, their eyes met.

    The masked figure stared at Chen Yin silently.

    Chen Yin simply glanced at him sideways and walked past.