Chapter 56: Torturing Chen Yin
Back at the inn that evening, Luo Luo sat on the edge of the bed, a pastry dangling from her mouth, her tail wagging expectantly.
Chen Yin stared at the book Luo Luo had brought him, a long silence stretching between them before he finally managed to speak, his voice strained:
“…This is the story you want me to read to you?”
“Yes!”
Luo Luo’s ears twitched excitedly. “This book is so interesting! The stories inside are amazing! I just glanced at it for a bit, and I already love it!”
“But reading alone is boring. I still prefer Young Master reading to me!”
Chen Yin sighed, his expression a mixture of awkwardness and distress.
…Reading a story was simple enough.
The problem was…
It was an erotic novel.
The book was titled “Tales of the Powdered Rouge Pavilion,” and the Powdered Rouge Pavilion was a brothel in Fragrance City.
As the name suggested, it chronicled the encounters between prostitutes and their clients.
The language wasn’t explicitly vulgar, instead opting for a more elegant and subtle approach. However, any experienced reader could easily decipher the true nature of the stories.
And Chen Yin was no stranger to such literature. In his previous life, he had even dabbled in writing erotic stories himself.
But after skimming through a few pages, he already felt uncomfortable. He couldn’t believe Luo Luo was so engrossed in this kind of book.
Did she even understand what she was reading?
Luo Luo, seemingly impatient, tugged at Chen Yin’s shoulder. “Young Master~ Are you ready yet?”
“Uh… ahem.”
Chen Yin cleared his throat and said with a serious expression, “Luo Luo, be honest with me. Who gave you this book?”
“Why do you ask, Young Master?”
“…It will determine whether I need to eliminate a few more scumbags for the police.”
“No one gave it to me. I found it in the west of the city.”
Luo Luo grinned, revealing her little fangs. “I was wandering around the streets at night and saw this book lying by the road near the brightest restaurant. It was quite new, so I took it.”
“I had nothing to do while waiting for Young Master to return, so I started reading it. It’s so interesting!”
Chen Yin covered his face in mock despair.
…Seriously, even if you’re broke, you don’t have to pick up trash from the streets, do you? I’m raising a servant, not a beggar!
“Uh, Luo Luo, listen to me.”
Chen Yin said patiently, “This book… it’s not interesting at all. The stories inside are not fun at all.”
“How about this, tomorrow I’ll go to the bookstore and pick out some interesting historical records or tales of the supernatural for you. I’ll read them to you when I get back tonight, okay?”
Hearing this, Luo Luo’s ears, which had been perked up with excitement, drooped dejectedly. Her cute little face was filled with disappointment.
“But… Young Master broke his promise.” She pouted, her eyes welling up with tears.
Chen Yin couldn’t resist her pitiful expression. His heart softened, and he said, “Alright, alright, I’ll read it, I’ll read it. Just don’t cry.”
He picked up the erotic novel with a stiff and awkward expression, his face contorting as he flipped to the first story.
“Ahem. This one… tells the story of a traveling merchant from the Southern Kingdom who arrived here, exhausted from his journey. He stayed at the Powdered Rouge Pavilion, seeking a night of pleasure to relieve his fatigue.”
“The Southern Kingdom had many exotic goods. That night, while enjoying tea, the merchant took out a bean-shaped pellet and put it in the tea… tea…”
“In the tea…” Chen Yin’s expression was pained, as if he was trying to hold back a scream.
Luo Luo, confused by his sudden change in demeanor, asked curiously, “Young Master, why did you stop reading? Isn’t the fun part coming up?”
Chen Yin took a deep breath and continued reading, his voice strained, “Suddenly, the tea boiled like a raging tide, its color deepening to red, its texture becoming moist and soft. The whistling sound of the boiling teapot echoed throughout the night, lingering in the air.”
“A pot of tea, enjoyed for an entire night. The next morning, the tea was finished, and the people dispersed. The merchant gifted the bean-shaped pellet to the courtesan… as a memento…”
After struggling to finish the first story, Chen Yin felt completely drained, as if he had just fought a Grand Clarity Realm expert.
“See, Young Master, how interesting!”
Luo Luo’s face was flushed with excitement, her eyes sparkling with wonder. “There are such interesting things in the mortal world! It can make tea boil instantly and enhance its flavor!”
“That merchant was so generous, leaving such a wondrous object at the brothel as a memento. I wonder if the owner will give it to the next guest as a surprise.”
Hearing this, Chen Yin couldn’t hold back any longer.
“…Luo Luo, how about this, I’ll buy you some late-night snacks.”
“Huh?” Luo Luo fiddled with her fingers, confused. “But I’m not hungry. I want to hear more stories.”
“But I’m afraid if I continue reading, I’ll end up destroying that Powdered Rouge Pavilion.” Chen Yin said seriously.
Luo Luo: “…?”
Looking at Luo Luo’s confused expression, Chen Yin didn’t know how to explain the story to this innocent little fox.
“Ahem, Luo Luo, listen carefully. This story isn’t actually about what you think it is.”
Gritting his teeth, Chen Yin decided to educate the clueless little fox. “Enjoying tea… doesn’t actually mean drinking tea.”
“The tea refers to…”
Luo Luo listened as Chen Yin struggled to find the right words. After a while, she finally understood, her face turning as red as a furnace.
“E-enjoying tea actually means… that kind of thing?”
Chen Yin nodded seriously.
“Then, that little thing the merchant took out…” Luo Luo’s voice was barely audible, like a mosquito buzzing.
Chen Yin’s expression changed several times. He couldn’t bring himself to say the word “vibrator.”
Luo Luo seemed to understand as well. No wonder she had found the book a bit strange. Why were these people always drinking tea at night, and for the entire night?
Sometimes, several people would drink tea together, or one person would drink several pots.
Now that she understood the true meaning, she wanted to crawl into a hole and disappear.
They sat there awkwardly, neither daring to speak.
The candlelight flickered, their faces flushed with embarrassment. The atmosphere became incredibly awkward.
Chen Yin coughed lightly and said softly, “Well—”
Before he could finish, he met Luo Luo’s teary eyes.
“I… what kind of book did I bring you, Young Master…”
“I’m doomed, doomed. Now Young Master must think Luo Luo is a shameless, bad woman.”
“Uh, not really—” Chen Yin was about to explain when the little fox screamed, “I’m so embarrassed, I want to die!” Then she vanished into the void, leaving him alone.
Chen Yin looked at the “Tales of the Powdered Rouge Pavilion” in his hand and sighed heavily.
…It seemed that sex education was urgently needed in this world as well.