Chapter 137: This System Shop is Useless
The wind and snow seemed to intensify.
The increasing cold made all three of them uneasy.
“Strange, there’s really nothing here.”
Qingying said anxiously, “Is this formation really just a trap meant to kill cultivators?”
Chen Yin was also deep in thought.
He still had no idea how vast this place was. He hadn’t seen any sign of the swordsman, Ye Huang, who had been transported here with them.
They were completely trapped.
Nan Xiaoxiang, as a mortal, was more vulnerable to the cold than the cultivators. Her face was pale, and her body trembled uncontrollably.
Chen Yin took off his robe. “Here, take this.”
Nan Xiaoxiang didn’t refuse and gratefully wrapped herself in his warm robe.
…It did help a little.
The icy wind seemed to target cultivators specifically. As a mortal, she only felt a normal chill.
“It’s dangerous to stay here like this.” Qingying said, turning to Chen Yin with a worried expression.
Chen Yin pondered for a moment, his head lowered.
Then, he leaned down and pressed his ear against the ice.
“What are you doing?” Qingying asked, moving closer.
“If this icy plain is endless, perhaps the key to the formation is beneath the ice.”
He brushed away the snow and examined the surface of the ice, then pressed his ear against it again.
“Hmm… the ice here feels different.”
“And there’s a faint cracking sound, as if…”
Before Chen Yin could finish his thought, Qingying’s urgent voice rang out:
“Look out!”
Chen Yin finally realized what the sound was.
Oh.
It was the sound of cracking ice.
“…Crap.”
But it was too late.
A massive crack, stretching across the icy plain, suddenly appeared beneath their feet.
With a scream, both Chen Yin and Qingying plummeted into the darkness.
Chen Yin, realizing he couldn’t dodge in time, instinctively thrust his Eternal Light sword into the ice, using it as a handhold.
He caught Qingying as she fell, his arm wrapping around her waist, pulling her close.
The crack stopped spreading, about one person wide.
Chen Yin held onto his sword, the ice pressing against them on both sides, trapping them in the narrow crevice.
“Whew… that was close.”
He looked down at the bottomless darkness below and breathed a sigh of relief. “With our spiritual energy frozen, if we had fallen, we would have been in serious trouble.”
Nan Xiaoxiang’s voice came from above. “Young Master Chen! Miss Qingying! Are you alright?!”
“We’re fine,” Chen Yin replied casually.
Then, he turned to look at Qingying, who was pressed against him.
Their eyes met.
After a long moment, Chen Yin blushed and coughed awkwardly. “Well,”
“I did just save your life. Even if you don’t want to thank me, you don’t have to glare at me like that.”
Qingying couldn’t speak. The narrow crevice trapped them tightly together, her body pressed against his.
She was tall and slender, and with Chen Yin’s arm around her waist, her soft body was flush against his, her breasts slightly squished.
To make matters worse, he was subtly shifting his weight, pressing even closer.
“Hey, don’t push it!”
“I’m not doing anything.” Chen Yin said innocently. “I’m just trying to find a way out.”
“Th-then don’t press so close!”
“Sister, we’re stuck here. If I had any room to move, I wouldn’t be squishing you.”
“Besides,” Chen Yin’s gaze lingered on her chest, and he teased, “If there’s ninety-nine percent chance it’s my fault, isn’t there a one percent chance it’s because your breasts are too big?”
Qingying glared at him.
“Stop looking!”
“I’ll look, I’ll look, I’ll look.”
Qingying tried to push him away, but the crevice was too narrow. No matter how hard she tried, she couldn’t move. Finally, she bit her lip in frustration.
…Fine.
She would let this bastard take advantage of her this time.
“So how do we get out of here?”
Chen Yin examined the ice that trapped them and said thoughtfully, “This doesn’t seem like naturally formed ice, but rather created by the formation.”
“It should melt quickly. If we warm it up a bit, we should be able to climb out.”
“You’re suggesting we melt the ice with our body heat?” Qingying frowned. “That’s ridiculous.”
“Then what do you suggest?”
Chen Yin shrugged. “Why don’t you ask your System if it has anything that can generate heat?”
Qingying quickly consulted the System, which said, “Let me see… There are so many things in the System Shop, I’m not sure which one will work. I’ll search for items with ‘heat’ or ‘warmth’ in their descriptions.”
Qingying nodded eagerly.
She couldn’t endure being pressed against Chen Yin like this for another second.
Anything would be better than this. She just wanted to get out.
“Try this.”
A book appeared in Qingying’s hand.
Qingying: “…”
“The description says: ‘Reading this will make your body warm.’” The System said, “Try it and see if it works.”
“No, next.” Qingying tossed the pornographic novel into the abyss without a second glance.
The System: “?”
“Then try this.” A small, round orb appeared in her hand. “This one says, ‘Inserting this into a woman’s—’”
Crack. Qingying crushed the orb before the System could finish its sentence.
“Next.” She said through gritted teeth.
The System: “???”
“But you asked for something that generates heat! You humans are so confusing.”
Qingying ignored it and glared at Chen Yin, who was struggling to contain his laughter.
“Ahem, not my fault.” Chen Yin quickly looked away.
“If you don’t forget what you just saw, I’ll castrate you.”
“…I didn’t see anything.”
After a few more tries, a seemingly normal small orb appeared in Qingying’s hand.
“This one should work, right?” The System said proudly. “The description says it contains immense heat and can melt anything. This has to work.”
Qingying nodded slowly. The orb’s shape was strange and unfamiliar, unlike anything she had seen in this world.
Chen Yin hadn’t seen it either.
“How do we use it?”
“Press that button.”
Qingying pressed the button, and a clear, cheerful voice came from the orb:
“Hengyu Particle Bomb activated. Detonation in ten seconds.”
Chen Yin: “…”
Qingying: “…What the hell?”
“I don’t know. But I suggest you throw it away. Now.” Chen Yin said seriously.
Qingying quickly tossed the orb into the abyss.
Nan Xiaoxiang sat at the edge of the crevice, pondering how to rescue them.
Suddenly, she heard the sound of cracking ice again.
Nan Xiaoxiang: “…”
This time, the ice beneath her feet, for almost a mile around, shattered completely.