Category: On How to Conquer System Fairies and Make Them Your Wives

  • On How to Conquer System Fairies and Make Them Your Wives 167

    Chapter 167: A Night Light For You

    Mount Yu was filled with spiritual energy and the sweet fragrance of Mist Yu flowers.

    “As expected of an immortal’s abode.”

    Nan Xiaoxiang’s eyes widened in awe as they entered Mount Yu. Even as a mortal, she could feel the invigorating effects of the dense spiritual energy.

    “Do immortals live in such a blessed place all the time?”

    “Pretty much.” Chen Yin blinked. “If you want to live here, just bring your dowry.”

    “I don’t have a dowry. But if you’re in need of a coffin, Young Master Chen, I can have the finest one custom-made and delivered to you.” Nan Xiaoxiang retorted with a deadpan expression.

    Thanks, but no thanks. Chen Yin rolled his eyes.

    Luo Luo had been to Mount Yu before, but she had always stayed hidden, so she wasn’t as impressed. Qingying, however, looked around with curiosity.

    “Such a blessed land, comparable to the Mist Spirit Sect’s main branch. To think such a place, capable of supporting an entire sect, is occupied by just your family. How extravagant.”

    She paused, then added, “But only Immortal Yu Ling could afford such luxury.”

    Chen Yin didn’t know how they had come to possess Mount Yu.

    Master had never mentioned it, as if she had always lived there.

    But for many years, this vast mountain had been home to only him, Master, and Xiang’er. Although it was a bit lonely, it was also peaceful.

    A gentle breeze carried the fragrance of flowers as they approached the cave mansion at the foot of the mountain. They entered, but Xiang’er wasn’t there.

    So, Chen Yin led them further up the mountain, towards Master’s cave.


    Master was sitting in the main hall, a wine jar in her lap, her cheeks flushed, her breath reeking of alcohol.

    “Master, I brought some guests!” Chen Yin announced, pushing the door open.

    “Huh…? What…?”

    Master looked up groggily, then blinked, rubbing her eyes, as if she couldn’t believe what she was seeing.

    Then, she clutched the wine jar and shrieked.

    “Waaaaah! Who are you?! Don’t take my wine!”

    Chen Yin: “…”

    Nan Xiaoxiang: “…”

    Qingying: “…”

    This was their first impression of the renowned Immortal Yu Ling.

    Her small form was hidden beneath her large robes, her eyes, like those of a protective puppy guarding its food, glared at them with a drunken intensity.

    There wasn’t a trace of her usual imposing aura, only a childish petulance that was strangely endearing.

    Chen Yin coughed awkwardly and turned to his guests. “Although Master is usually… eccentric…”

    “I assure you, this is just a… special occasion.”

    Nan Xiaoxiang’s eyes widened slightly, but she maintained her composure. “It’s alright. Immortals are often… unusual.”

    “And… well… she’s kind of… cute.”

    Chen Yin: “?”

    Qingying, however, sensed the unfathomable depths of Master’s power, her eyes filled with a newfound respect.

    So this is the strongest cultivator in the world? Even Chen Yin is afraid of her?

    The System asked, “What are you thinking?”

    “I’m wondering if I can become as strong as Immortal Yu Ling and finally get my revenge on that bastard.”

    The System: “?”

    Seeing that Master was still hiccuping drunkenly, clearly beyond saving, Chen Yin sighed and gestured for his guests to take a seat, asking Luo Luo to prepare some tea.

    He walked over to Master, scooped her up, and carried her towards the bedroom.

    “Waaaaah! Brat! What are you doing?! Don’t take my wine!”

    Master’s small body struggled in his arms, her grip on the wine jar tightening as she wailed like a child.

    “Put me down, you brat! I can still drink!”

    …Yeah, right. A few more sips and you’ll be reincarnating.

    After finally managing to deposit her on the bed in the bedroom, Master hiccuped and pouted, clutching the wine jar protectively.

    Her cheeks were flushed, her eyes watery as she looked at him.

    “Wh-why are you back?”

    “We’ll talk when you’re sober.” Chen Yin sighed.

    He hoped she would remember this embarrassing moment when she woke up.

    Master just pouted and stared at him.

    “Why did you drink so much today?”

    “I wanted to! Is that a crime?!”

    “If I’m not here, and Xiang’er isn’t here, who will take care of you if you get drunk?” Chen Yin helped her remove her outer robe and prepared the bed.

    Master continued to complain, “Why can’t I wallow in my misery in peace?! You have other women, and Xiang’er went shopping. I’m all alone on this huge mountain! Can’t I be lonely?!”

    Her voice was filled with a childish petulance, her eyes watery, as if she was about to cry.

    Chen Yin was speechless. She sounded like an abandoned elderly person.

    “Alright, alright, I’m back now.”

    He finally managed to get her into bed, changing her out of her outer robe and tucking her in.

    As he was about to leave, a small hand grabbed his.

    “…Don’t go.” Master said, her head lowered, her voice muffled by the blankets.

    Chen Yin paused.

    He had never seen her like this before.

    This old hag usually just yelled and cursed. She never showed such vulnerability.

    If she wasn’t drunk, he would have suspected she was up to something.

    But this time, he didn’t think so.

    He gently stroked her hair, tucking it behind her ear. “What’s wrong?”

    “…I’m not happy.”

    “Why?”

    “I don’t know. Just not happy.”

    She pouted. “Can’t I be unhappy for no reason?”

    “Of course you can.”

    Chen Yin sat beside her quietly, saying nothing.

    Master’s eyes fluttered closed, her voice soft and slurred. “I had a bad dream.”

    “What kind of dream?”

    “I dreamt that you were all gone.”

    “Gone where?”

    She was silent for a moment, then whispered, “…Dead.”

    Chen Yin didn’t speak.

    “I dreamt that I was alone on Mount Yu, only the Mist Yu flowers for company. The whole world was silent and empty.”

    “I dreamt that you and Xiang’er turned to dust before my very eyes. I couldn’t save you, I could only watch as you disappeared.”

    …Just like many years ago.

    “When I woke up, I was scared.” She burrowed deeper under the blankets.

    Chen Yin lowered his eyes silently.

    “It was just a dream. It won’t come true.”

    “None of us are leaving. I promise.” He gently stroked her forehead.

    Master didn’t resist, just let him caress her head, her eyes downcast.

    “Brat… why haven’t you reached the Grand Clarity Realm yet?”

    “It’s not like I can just snap my fingers and break through.”

    “But I can’t wait any longer.”

    Chen Yin blinked.

    “What’s so good about the Grand Clarity Realm?”

    “Nothing good. It’s just time for you to do what you need to do.”

    She whispered, “It has to be done soon. I’m afraid something will go wrong.”

    Chen Yin thought for a moment. “Maybe I’ll be more motivated if there’s a reward.”

    “…What do you want?” Master’s eyes narrowed suspiciously.

    “The reward I want might be a bit inappropriate for a child like you.”

    Master’s eyes widened in alarm, and she shrank back further into the blankets.

    Chen Yin leaned closer, a mischievous grin on his face.

    She retreated further, and he leaned closer.

    Finally, when she had nowhere left to go, he gently touched her forehead with his finger.

    Master closed her eyes tightly, then opened them cautiously.

    “…I want you to tell me a story.”

    “Wh-what kind of story?”

    “All of them.” Chen Yin lowered his eyes. “All the stories I don’t know.”

    Master bit her lip and looked away. “You don’t need me to tell you. You’ll know eventually.”

    “Then tell me about all the interesting things you’ve encountered over the years.”

    Chen Yin said seriously, “Anything. Tell me until I’m satisfied.”

    Master put a hand to her forehead and grumbled, “What kind of childish reward is that?”

    “Just think of me as a child asking for candy.”

    “In exchange,” Chen Yin added, “I can tell you my stories as well.”

    “…What kind of stories? Are they interesting?”

    “Not really. They might be boring. I won’t tell them if you don’t want to hear them.”

    Master tugged at his sleeve. “I want to hear them.”

    “Then go to sleep now.”

    Chen Yin tucked her in and, as he turned to leave, paused.

    “And, one more thing. I’ll leave this by your bed.”

    Master looked curiously at the small, round orb and the base beneath it.

    “What is this?”

    “A night light,” Chen Yin said.

    He pressed a button, and the orb emitted a soft, milky white glow.

    Master stared at it, mesmerized. “It’s not as good as a night pearl,” she mumbled, her eyes fixed on the light.

    “It has a limited lifespan. I’ll get you a new one when it runs out.”

    “A limited lifespan? What’s it for? Just illumination? Then why can’t I use a night pearl?”

    Chen Yin turned away slightly.

    “…Because it can prevent nightmares.”

    Master fell silent.

    In the dimly lit room, the small night light cast a soft, gentle glow, like moonlight.

    Master suddenly felt calmer, as if the light was a soothing caress.

    She didn’t feel like drinking anymore.

    She wasn’t afraid of nightmares anymore.

    And she wasn’t unhappy anymore.

    She closed her eyes slowly. “…Not bad.”

    Seeing that she liked it, Chen Yin smiled and closed the door as he left.

    “…Goodnight.”

  • On How to Conquer System Fairies and Make Them Your Wives 166

    Chapter 166: You’ll Understand When You’re Older

    After a few more days in Yanxia Province…

    Nan Xiaoxiang was busy settling affairs at the clinic, preparing for their long journey.

    Meanwhile, Chen Yin spent his time doting on Luo Luo.

    He became the perfect boyfriend, always by her side, accompanying her on shopping trips, buying her clothes and treats, and indulging her every whim.

    Qingying, annoyed by their lovey-dovey behavior, had disappeared on some mission.

    Luo Luo, dressed in a blue and green dress, skipped happily along the street, licking a candied hawthorn.

    “Ah! I want that!”

    She pointed at a street vendor selling sugar figurines, her eyes sparkling with excitement.

    Chen Yin bought her two, then said with a playful scolding, “This is your last treat for today. Any more, and you’ll get cavities.”

    Luo Luo giggled, her little fangs showing.

    As they sat by the roadside, watching the bustling crowd, Luo Luo suddenly asked, “Young Master, are you going to take Ling’er to Mount Yu when we go to the Wu Xuan Cave?”

    “Mount Yu is a blessed land,” Chen Yin explained. “It’s a much healthier environment for her than the mortal world, with its heavy energy.”

    “And with Master around, she’ll be safe. Maybe they’ll even become friends.”

    Luo Luo stopped eating her candy, her ears drooping slightly, and kicked a pebble on the ground.

    “Speaking of which… Young Master’s family hasn’t met Luo Luo yet.”

    Chen Yin stopped and turned to her with a smile. “What? Are you nervous?”

    “A little…”

    The little fox looked at him with wide, innocent eyes. “Young Master, what if your Master and Junior Sister don’t like Luo Luo?”

    “Don’t worry about Master.”

    Chen Yin waved his hand dismissively. “She’s good friends with your mother. She won’t mind.”

    “As for Junior Sister… she’ll probably love a cute girl like you.”

    “Really?” Luo Luo’s ears perked up.

    “Do you underestimate how adorable you are?”

    Chen Yin gently pinched her cheek. “Who wouldn’t like a cute, obedient little girl like you?”

    “What about Young Master? Do you like Luo Luo?”

    “Of course I do. That’s a silly question.”

    “Luo Luo just wanted to hear you say it again.” She smiled sweetly.

    Chen Yin paused, then ruffled her hair playfully.

    “You little rascal.”

    “Mmm…” Luo Luo pouted, her hair now a mess. “You’re bullying me, Young Master.”

    “You haven’t seen me really bully you yet.”

    Chen Yin glared at her with a mischievous grin. “Just wait till you’re a little older.”

    “Luo Luo is not afraid. Blegh.”

    She stuck her tongue out at him and skipped away.

    Chen Yin sighed. He had spoiled her too much. He had no authority over her anymore.

    …But he didn’t mind.

    As he was about to follow her, he suddenly noticed Qingying walking down the street.

    “Yo, still on a mission?”

    “Do you think I enjoy this?” Qingying rubbed her temples, her face etched with exhaustion. “I’m desperately short on points. I can’t afford to be picky.”

    “And why are all the missions lately just running errands and fetching things? They’re so tedious and boring.”

    Hearing her complaints, Chen Yin asked curiously, “What did you spend all your points on?”

    Qingying just glared at him and didn’t answer.

    …If he knew she had spent all her points on high-level pills to boost her cultivation, just to surpass him, he would never let her live it down.

    She would tell him when she finally succeeded.

    “Mind your own business.” She snorted and turned away.

    Chen Yin shrugged and didn’t press further.

    “By the way, I almost forgot something important.”

    Qingying suddenly said seriously, “There’s something big happening in the cultivation world.”

    “I heard some people talking about it at the Ten Thousand Fragrance Pavilion a few days ago. Several major sects are recalling their disciples. I don’t know what’s going on.”

    Chen Yin’s eyes narrowed slightly.

    …He had a hunch.

    This was related to the meeting Master had held with all those Grand Clarity Realm experts.

    “I heard that many sects have gone into closed-door cultivation, their mountain gates sealed. The Heavenly Net Sect has even stopped receiving visitors.”

    “Everyone’s on edge, like a storm is brewing.”

    Chen Yin was still lost in thought when Qingying called out to him, “Hey, do you know what’s going on?”

    “Why are you asking me?”

    Chen Yin scoffed. “Shouldn’t you ask your sect elders?”

    “You clearly know something.” Qingying said, slightly annoyed.

    “Do I have to tell you everything I know?”

    He suddenly smiled mischievously. “Call me ‘Good Brother,’ and maybe I’ll tell you.”

    “Dream on!” Qingying gritted her teeth, her cheeks flushed.

    Seeing her storm off, Chen Yin’s mood improved considerably.

    Teasing Qingying was always a source of amusement.

    As for the matter she had mentioned, he didn’t want to think about it now.

    Master had said he would understand everything once he reached the Grand Clarity Realm.

    So, he would just focus on finding an opportunity for a breakthrough.

    In the evening, back at the clinic, Luo Luo and Ye Ling’er were sharing a melting sugar figurine.

    Chen Yin sat at the table, reading a book, when Nan Xiaoxiang’s voice came from outside:

    “Young Master Chen.”

    She entered the room and bowed gracefully. “I’ve settled the matters at the clinic. We can depart tomorrow.”

    “Good.”

    Chen Yin closed his book. “We’ll leave early tomorrow morning and take Ling’er to Mount Yu first.”

    Ye Ling’er, hearing this, took a step back timidly.

    “Don’t worry.”

    Luo Luo reassured her gently. “Young Master’s Master and Junior Sister are very nice people. You’ll like them, Ling’er.”

    “This is my first time visiting a true immortal’s abode.”

    Nan Xiaoxiang’s eyes shimmered with anticipation. “I wonder what the proper etiquette is when meeting the renowned Immortal Yu Ling?”

    She seemed excited about visiting Mount Yu.

    But Chen Yin’s next words shattered her illusions.

    “You’re not meeting your mother-in-law, what etiquette do you need?”

    Nan Xiaoxiang took a deep breath, trying to maintain her composure.

    “Young Master Chen, must you always tease me?”

    “I’m not teasing you.” Chen Yin said with a playful grin. “My Master is just a little girl, around Ling’er’s age. There’s no need to be so formal. Don’t believe those stories about her being some invincible immortal. She can’t even pay for her own drinks. I have to clean up her messes all the time.”

    She was truly a useless, perverted, old loli granny.

    Nan Xiaoxiang blinked, her interest in this Yu Ling piqued.

    “What kind of person is your Master, Young Master Chen?”

    “You’re not actually considering her as your future mother-in-law, are you?”

    “…Can we please drop the mother-in-law topic?”

    “Then stop asking.” Chen Yin shrugged. “We’re just visiting her. It doesn’t matter what kind of person she is.”

    “Of course, if you really want to marry into Mount Yu, you should consider bringing some fine wine as a gift.”

    “Maybe she’ll be so happy that she’ll let you become my concubine.” He grinned mischievously.

    Nan Xiaoxiang’s eye twitched.

    She was clearly struggling to maintain her smile.

    “You’re joking, Young Master Chen. I have no intention of getting married.”

    “Eh? Really? But you’re not exactly young anymore, Miss Nan.”

    Chen Yin feigned surprise. “Mortal women usually marry around sixteen, right? You’re already twenty. Aren’t you worried about becoming an old maid?”

    Luo Luo and Ye Ling’er watched as Nan Xiaoxiang’s grip on her teacup tightened, the porcelain almost cracking under the pressure.

    “It’s… none… of… your… business.” She gritted her teeth.

    Seeing that she was about to explode, Chen Yin continued to tease her, “Although I’m the only man on Mount Yu, we have a big bed. If you don’t mind, you can join us.”

    Nan Xiaoxiang finally gave up.

    She stood up, her face pale with exhaustion. “Young Master Chen, we have a long journey ahead of us tomorrow. I’ll retire for the night. You should rest as well.”

    With that, she quickly left the room, practically fleeing.

    Chen Yin chuckled and sipped his tea leisurely.

    “You’re so mean, Young Master.” Luo Luo said, sticking her tongue out playfully.

    “Does Luo Luo hate mean Young Masters?”

    “No. Luo Luo likes Young Master no matter what.”

    As they flirted, Qingying appeared at the doorway, her gaze fixed on the direction Nan Xiaoxiang had left, a thoughtful expression on her face.

    “What is it?” Chen Yin asked curiously. “Did you notice something strange about Nan Xiaoxiang?”

    “No.”

    Qingying said seriously, “I was just thinking, even Nan Xiaoxiang, with her sharp tongue, is no match for you. Who should I learn from to defeat you in a verbal duel?”

    Chen Yin thought for a moment, then replied seriously:

    “I don’t know about verbal duels.”

    “But you can try defeating me with your mouth.”

    Qingying frowned, confused. Then, seeing Luo Luo’s blush and Chen Yin’s mischievous grin, she finally understood.

    “CHEN! YIN!” She looked like a peacock with its feathers ruffled.

    “Hey, I didn’t say anything.” He quickly raised his hands defensively. “Whatever dirty thoughts you’re having, don’t blame them on me.”

    “I’m going to bite you to death!”

    Qingying lunged at him, and Chen Yin, quick as a flash, ran away.

    Ye Ling’er, watching their playful banter, asked curiously, “Sister Luo Luo, what is Brother Chen talking about?”

    “You’ll understand when you’re older.” Luo Luo blushed shyly.

  • On How to Conquer System Fairies and Make Them Your Wives 165

    Chapter 165: Kids Say the Darndest Things

    It was late afternoon when Luo Luo and Qingying finally returned, their arms laden with packages.

    The moment Luo Luo saw Chen Yin sitting at the table with a smile, she froze, then rushed towards him.

    “Young Master!”

    “Whoa! You’ve grown!”

    Chen Yin, almost knocked off his feet by her enthusiastic embrace, chuckled and ruffled her furry ears, his arms around her soft body.

    “Let me see… Hmm, you definitely have.”

    Luo Luo was still growing, and in the past six months, her figure had filled out nicely, her curves becoming more pronounced. Her chest, especially, was now quite impressive.

    And her face, no longer as childish as before, had taken on a hint of her mother’s alluring charm, yet still retained a youthful innocence.

    She was the perfect embodiment of “pure and seductive.”

    Seeing Chen Yin’s appreciative gaze, Luo Luo blushed and lowered her head, fidgeting with her dress.

    “Young Master… Luo Luo is still developing…”

    “Even if I don’t have Sister Qingying’s figure now, I’ll get there eventually.”

    “Hey!” Qingying frowned, annoyed. “You can flirt with your Young Master all you want, but leave me out of it!”

    Luo Luo giggled and stuck her tongue out playfully.

    “Young Master, you finally came to see Luo Luo.”

    She nuzzled against him affectionately. “Luo Luo missed you so much.”

    “Good girl.” Chen Yin gently pinched her nose. “I missed you too.”

    “Is that so?”

    Qingying, leaning against the doorframe, her arms crossed, scoffed. “Some people are too busy enjoying themselves at home to remember their friends in Yanxia Province.”

    “…Why do you sound so jealous?” The System couldn’t help but comment before Chen Yin could even speak.

    “…Shut up.”

    Chen Yin glanced at her sideways. “Don’t stir up trouble. Not everyone is as lazy and unproductive as you.”

    “Take a good look. What realm am I now?”

    Qingying’s eyes widened in surprise. “Supreme Clarity?! Did you… reincarnate?”

    “…You’re the one who reincarnated. Your whole family reincarnated.”

    “Then how did you jump from Cloud Ascending to Supreme Clarity?!”

    Chen Yin grinned proudly. “It’s all thanks to my natural talent and hard work.”

    Qingying’s disdainful look clearly showed that she didn’t believe a word he said.

    “Some people are still stuck at the Boundless Realm, not even close to Supreme Clarity. I won’t name names.”

    “S-so what?” Qingying gritted her teeth. “My cultivation speed is already fast for my age!”

    “From Cloud Ascending to Supreme Clarity in six months? Are you even human?”

    “Jealous? Put on that maid outfit and call me ‘Master’ sweetly. If you do it well, I might teach you my secrets.”

    “Dream on!”

    Qingying spat at him playfully and turned to leave.

    But the moment she stepped out of the room, the System heard her say:

    “System! Find me a way to break through quickly!”

    “Why are you so worked up about it? You couldn’t beat him even when your cultivation was higher than his.”

    The System said curiously, “Why do you suddenly care so much about surpassing him?”

    “You don’t understand!” She said angrily. “Even if I can’t beat him, I can’t accept being weaker than him!”

    …The last time they met, he was just a Cloud Ascending Realm cultivator.

    She had consoled herself with the thought that even with his tricks and hidden abilities, he was still just a junior.

    But now, he had surpassed her in cultivation.

    Qingying couldn’t accept it.

    “Find it! Even if it means using up all my points!”

    “I have to reach the Supreme Clarity Realm, and then the Grand Clarity Realm, before he does!”

    The System didn’t dare argue with her and just mumbled, “You humans are so strange. Always competing over the strangest things. And then you take your anger out on me…”

    But it was her host, after all. So, it obediently started searching for ways to help her advance.

    Meanwhile, after some playful flirting with Luo Luo, she took his hand and led him to Ye Ling’er.

    “Ling’er, this is the Young Master I told you about!”

    Ye Ling’er, a lollipop in her mouth, looked at Chen Yin with wide, innocent eyes.

    “Brother Chen…” she said softly after a moment.

    “You’ve already met Ling’er, Young Master!” Luo Luo said cheerfully. “That’s great! I was worried she would be scared of you.”

    “You don’t know how shy she is! A few days ago, I tried to take her to town…”

    Luo Luo started chattering excitedly about Ye Ling’er.

    Chen Yin listened patiently,

    …as if trying to make up for the lost time.

    And Luo Luo was truly fond of this little sister.

    According to Nan Xiaoxiang, Luo Luo had been treating Ye Ling’er like her own sister, taking care of her like an older sibling.

    From being extremely shy and withdrawn to gradually learning to eat, wash, and even communicate with others,

    Luo Luo had played a crucial role in her recovery, especially since Nan Xiaoxiang was busy with the clinic and Qingying wasn’t good with children.

    The energetic little fox, with her infectious smile and cheerful personality, had slowly opened up Ye Ling’er’s closed-off heart.

    Chen Yin was happy that Luo Luo had found a companion.

    “…But Ling’er is so pitiful…”

    Luo Luo’s ears drooped sadly, her voice filled with a quiet sympathy.

    “Her father still hasn’t returned, and her addiction hasn’t been cured.”

    “She’s such a sweet girl. She deserves to be happy and carefree…”

    Seeing her sadness, Chen Yin reassured her, “Don’t worry.”

    “We’ll go find her father soon.”

    Luo Luo’s eyes lit up with hope.

    “Are you going to the Wu Xuan Cave in the Southern Region, Young Master?”

    “I’ve hit a bottleneck in my cultivation. I might as well travel and seek opportunities for a breakthrough.”

    Chen Yin smiled and ruffled her fur. “And we can cure Ling’er’s illness along the way.”

    “Yay!”

    Luo Luo cheered and hugged him tightly, her fluffy tail wagging excitedly.

    “After Ling’er is cured, we can all play together!”

    Ye Ling’er looked at them timidly, a flicker of hope in her eyes, quickly replaced by a quiet resignation.

    “Ling’er, look!”

    Luo Luo pulled a dress from one of the packages. “I got you a new dress! Try it on and see if it fits.”

    It was a light pink dress with ruffled sleeves, youthful and cute.

    “I got myself a matching one too~!” Luo Luo held up a light green dress. “Now we can both wear pretty dresses!”

    “Try it on quickly.”

    Ye Ling’er took the dress and nodded slowly.

    As Luo Luo was about to change, she suddenly remembered something and blushed, gently pushing Chen Yin.

    “Young Master, don’t look.”

    “Hey, why can’t I look?” Chen Yin protested. “I want to see how much Luo Luo has grown.”

    “Besides, what’s there to be shy about? I’ve seen everything.”

    “B-but Ling’er is here too.” Luo Luo whispered, her face flushed. “We’re both changing.”

    “What’s the big deal? I’ll just look at you.”

    “No, Young Master, please go outside.”

    In the end, Luo Luo pushed him out of the room, and Chen Yin sat outside, pouting.

    Soon, they emerged, both wearing their new dresses.

    Luo Luo, of course, looked adorable. The light green dress swirled around her as she moved, like a blooming lotus.

    Ye Ling’er also looked more lively in her new dress. The pink fabric clung to her delicate frame, making her look like a ripening peach.

    “Young Master, do we look good?” Luo Luo asked, her eyes crinkling into crescent moons.

    “You look good, but…” Chen Yin stroked his chin thoughtfully. “The dresses are a bit too loose. I can’t tell how much you’ve grown.”

    “Oh.”

    Luo Luo took his hand and whispered, “If you really want to see, Young Master, I can show you later, when you tell me a story.”

    She blinked at him playfully.

    Chen Yin coughed awkwardly and said with a mock-serious tone, “Then I’ll have to diligently record your measurements.”

    Ye Ling’er, although she didn’t understand their conversation, sat quietly on the bed, happily sucking on the lollipop Chen Yin had given her.

    She loved lollipops. Since he had given her a whole basket of them, she hadn’t stopped eating them.

    It seemed like the sweetness could make her happy.

    “You like lollipops too?”

    Luo Luo sat beside her. “I loved them when Young Master first gave them to me!”

    Ye Ling’er looked at her shyly and offered her a lollipop from the basket.

    “Is this flavor… okay?”

    “They’re all delicious.”

    Luo Luo unwrapped the candy and popped it into her mouth. “Young Master has all sorts of flavors. Strawberry, watermelon, orange, and even a special kind called ‘milk lollipop’—”

    Before she could finish, Chen Yin quickly covered her mouth.

    Then he turned to Ye Ling’er and chuckled awkwardly.

    “Kids say the darndest things. Don’t mind her.”

  • On How to Conquer System Fairies and Make Them Your Wives 164

    Chapter 164: Nan Xiaoxiang’s Wish

    Anyone who emerged from that hellish place had survived by consuming poisonous insects and plants, their resistance to toxins incredibly high.

    Nan Xiaoxiang had spent two years in the Yama’s Valley before escaping.

    She couldn’t remember how she had survived.

    It was all a blur of nightmares.

    But even so, she wasn’t the only one who escaped.

    Another girl, around her age, had also emerged.

    “There had never been a case of two children escaping before,” Nan Xiaoxiang said slowly. “But according to the Wu Xuan Cave’s tradition, there could only be one Sacred Child.”

    “In the end, the sect elders decided to make us fight to the death. The survivor would become the Sacred Child.”

    “…But I knew I would be the one to die.” Her eyes dimmed.

    That girl was far more terrifying than she had imagined.

    If Nan Xiaoxiang had simply been lucky to survive, that girl had practically made the Yama’s Valley her home.

    Chen Yin asked, “Then how did you survive?”

    “I told her I would give her the title of Sacred Child, I just wanted to live.”

    Nan Xiaoxiang’s gaze drifted into the distance. “The elders didn’t agree. They thought that if I lived, I might reveal the secrets of the Sacred Child selection process.”

    …But the girl had agreed.

    Nan Xiaoxiang would never forget her arrogant and condescending expression.

    “You want to leave? Fine.”

    “Destroy your cultivation base, become a mortal, and I’ll let you go.” Her smile was innocent and sweet, but her words were chilling.

    It was the only way to survive.

    If she refused, Nan Xiaoxiang knew her fate would be far worse than death.

    So, she agreed.

    After her cultivation base was destroyed, she was thrown out of the Ten Thousand Mountains. An old physician found her lying in the grass and took her in.

    And so, Nan Xiaoxiang established the Xiaoxiang Medical Clinic in Yanxia Province.

    “I can no longer cultivate,”

    She murmured, “But I’ll never forget what happened in the Wu Xuan Cave. Never.”

    Chen Yin, who had been listening intently, couldn’t help but ask, “So, you’re going back for revenge?”

    Nan Xiaoxiang shook her head.

    “Perhaps… I had those thoughts once.”

    When she had first been rescued, she had been a young girl, lying in bed, unable to move, her mind filled with images of that girl’s sweet yet venomous smile.

    She had wanted to tear that smile from her face.

    But the old man who had taken her in was a kind soul.

    “Little girl, do you know?”

    “Countless people die every day. And countless people are born.”

    “Dying is easy. Living is hard.”

    “If you’re truly filled with resentment, become stronger than her.”

    “But I can’t cultivate. How can I become stronger than her?” The young Nan Xiaoxiang had asked, her eyes wide with confusion.

    The old man chuckled and patted her head gently.

    “She kills. You heal.”

    “You are already stronger than her.”

    Nan Xiaoxiang had never forgotten those words.

    She began studying medicine with the old man, traveling north, healing the sick and saving lives along the way.

    When they reached Guyu Town in Yanxia Province, the old man passed away. She settled down there and opened the Xiaoxiang Medical Clinic.

    “After all these years, I no longer hate her.”

    “On the contrary,” she said softly, “I pity her.”

    Having practiced medicine for so many years, Nan Xiaoxiang had seen countless young girls in their prime.

    Dressed in beautiful clothes, flirting with their sweethearts, enjoying the simple pleasures of life.

    The girl in the Wu Xuan Cave had never experienced any of that.

    During her youth, she had been trapped in a dark and desolate cave, surrounded by poisonous insects and plants.

    It was a tragic fate.

    “I’m not going back for revenge.”

    “She must be the Grand Witch of the Wu Xuan Cave now.” Nan Xiaoxiang said softly. “If I can, I just want to persuade her to change their cruel traditions, to stop selecting the Sacred Child in such a barbaric way.”

    Chen Yin nodded in understanding.

    “I see. Anything else?”

    Nan Xiaoxiang paused.

    “If you’re not going back for revenge, why did you go to the Azure Cicada Ancient Domain to search for the Heavenly Dao Fragment?”

    His question made her fall silent.

    “I’m telling you, it’s better for girls to be less scheming.”

    Chen Yin wasn’t moved by her story. He shrugged casually. “Why don’t you just be honest?”

    “Tell me you want revenge, that you want to use the Heavenly Dao Fragment to reclaim everything you’ve lost.”

    “I might even respect you a little more.” He looked at her with a playful smile.

    Nan Xiaoxiang’s eyes dimmed. She met his gaze for a moment, then looked away.

    “…Is that what you think of me, Young Master Chen?”

    “You’re not that bad, but old habits die hard.” He shrugged.

    Once bitten, twice shy.

    “Perhaps you’re right, Young Master Chen.” Nan Xiaoxiang’s voice was calm. “Perhaps I am a scheming woman.”

    “But I’m not seeking the Heavenly Dao Fragment for revenge.”

    “…It’s because the Wu Xuan Cave is also looking for it.”

    Chen Yin’s expression turned serious.

    “The Sacred Child selection process is a closely guarded secret of the Wu Xuan Cave, recorded in their ancient texts. It’s not just about choosing a Sacred Child.”

    “Or rather, choosing the Sacred Child is only half the process.”

    She said slowly, each word deliberate, “The other half is to fuse the Sacred Child with the Heavenly Dao Fragment.”

    “This will grant the Sacred Child unparalleled power, allowing them to ascend to immortality and bring eternal prosperity to the Wu Xuan Cave.”

    “But the Heavenly Dao Fragment is just a legend. No one has ever seen it.”

    “I only heard rumors that it could be found in the Azure Cicada Ancient Domain, so I wanted to try my luck.”

    “So?” Chen Yin asked curiously. “Even if you find it, what then? You’re no longer the Sacred Child.”

    “But she is.”

    Nan Xiaoxiang said seriously, “I want to save her.”

    “You don’t understand, Young Master Chen. Once the Sacred Child is chosen, they become the host for the mother Gu, the source of all the poisonous insects in the Wu Xuan Cave. Their body is infused with countless toxins.”

    “If they don’t achieve immortality, their lifespan is only a decade or so.”

    “That’s why the Sacred Child always gives it their all, either achieving immortality or perishing in the attempt.”

    “Unless they have the Heavenly Dao Fragment to extend their lifespan, allowing them to master the Dao of Poison.”

    “I’ve saved many lives,” she said, her eyes filled with a complex emotion, “but I’ve never forgotten the old man’s words.”

    “The person I want to save the most… is her.”

    Chen Yin stroked his chin thoughtfully.

    …She was probably telling the truth.

    Nan Xiaoxiang had always given him a contradictory impression.

    She was beautiful, elegant, and kind, a renowned physician with a compassionate heart.

    But Chen Yin, having seen her other side, knew that beneath her gentle exterior was a sharp and calculating mind. Even he had been fooled by her innocent facade.

    That was why he had always been wary of her.

    But despite her scheming nature, she had never harmed anyone.

    Even Ju Shaohé, who had relentlessly pursued her, had only been drugged and robbed of his token.

    Chen Yin still remembered her words.

    “I only heal. I don’t kill.”

    And she had stayed true to her words.

    Putting aside his prejudice, he had to admire her dedication as a physician. Healing and saving lives was truly her priority.

    Although he didn’t want to get involved in her personal affairs, it seemed a trip to the Wu Xuan Cave was inevitable.

    In that case…

    After a long silence, Chen Yin nodded slowly. “Alright. I’ll go with you to the Wu Xuan Cave.”

    Nan Xiaoxiang’s eyes lit up.

    “But let me make this clear.”

    Chen Yin’s tone turned serious. “I’m going there to find Ye Huang and find a cure for Ye Ling’er.”

    “Your personal grudge against the Wu Xuan Cave is none of my business. Don’t drag me into it.”

    Nan Xiaoxiang nodded slowly. “Of course.”

    “The Southern Region is a long and dangerous journey. I’m grateful for your protection, Young Master Chen.”

    “You trust me that much?” Chen Yin looked at her with a playful smile.

    Nan Xiaoxiang’s expression remained unchanged. “You’re a righteous and compassionate man, Young Master Chen. I’ve seen it with my own eyes.”

    “I believe I can trust you.”

    A righteous and compassionate man?

    You’re really laying it on thick just to get my help.

    Chen Yin chuckled. “Thank you for the compliment, Miss Nan.”

    “It will take me a few days to settle some matters at the clinic.”

    Nan Xiaoxiang bowed gracefully. “I’ll come find you when I’m ready.”

    Perfect.

    He could spend some time with Luo Luo and Qingying.

    “And,”

    Nan Xiaoxiang asked, “should I bring Luo Luo and Miss Qingying with us to the Southern Region?”

    Chen Yin frowned.

    If he took them, the Wu Xuan Cave wasn’t a safe place for them. And if they left, there would be no one to take care of Ye Ling’er.

    If he didn’t take them, they would definitely throw a tantrum and insist on going.

    After pondering for a moment, he suddenly had an idea.

    “Right. An eight or nine-year-old girl would probably get along better with someone her own age.”

    Nan Xiaoxiang blinked, confused.

    “But… Luo Luo is the youngest among us, and she’s still much older than Ye Ling’er.”

    “It’s fine, I know a girl around Ling’er’s age.”

    …Although it was only her physical age.

    A mischievous grin appeared on Chen Yin’s face.

    “I’m sure they’ll get along.”

  • On How to Conquer System Fairies and Make Them Your Wives 163

    Chapter 163: Wu Xuan

    Yanxia Province.

    The Xiaoxiang Medical Clinic seemed even more bustling than before.

    A long line of mortal patients snaked out the door.

    Chen Yin glanced at the crowd. Nan Xiaoxiang was probably busy, so he didn’t bother greeting her and headed straight for the backyard.

    He walked along the familiar path and arrived at the secluded side house.

    “Luo Luo~ Qingying~”

    “I’m here to see you~!”

    Chen Yin pushed open the door with a smile, but the room was eerily silent.

    Neither Luo Luo nor Qingying was there.

    Only one person remained.

    …Ye Ling’er.

    She was huddled in a corner of the bed, her knees drawn up to her chest.

    Compared to when they had rescued her from the Kunpeng Sect, her complexion had improved significantly.

    Her pale yellow and white embroidered dress clung to her thin frame, her delicate features still carrying a hint of her former beauty.

    But her face was still unnaturally pale, and her eyes were dull and lifeless.

    She didn’t react to Chen Yin’s arrival.

    This made him feel awkward.

    “Um…”

    He cautiously approached her and waved his hand. “Hi, hello?”

    “Do you… remember me?”

    Ye Ling’er remained motionless, like a deactivated robot.

    Chen Yin frowned slightly.

    Was her condition that bad? Had the poison flared up again?

    He reached out to check her pulse.

    But the moment his fingers touched her wrist, Ye Ling’er flinched and scrambled away, her eyes wide with terror.

    “…!”

    She hugged her head, her body trembling.

    Chen Yin’s hand froze mid-air.

    His gaze softened.

    “…Don’t be afraid.” He said gently.

    “Let me check your pulse. I need to make sure the poison hasn’t returned.”

    Ye Ling’er’s large, bright eyes shimmered with tears. After a moment of hesitation, she slowly extended her hand.

    Chen Yin gently placed his fingers on her wrist.

    …There was no problem.

    She was just scared.

    He asked tentatively, “Do you remember me?”

    Ye Ling’er hesitated for a long time, then nodded slowly.

    “Brother… Chen…”

    So she did remember him. Luo Luo and Qingying must have told her about him.

    “You seem to be recovering well. Are you feeling any discomfort?”

    Ye Ling’er lowered her head and, after a long silence, shook her head slightly.

    What a quiet child. Chen Yin sighed softly.

    At that moment, a gentle voice came from behind him:

    “She’s much better than when she first arrived.”

    “Initially, she didn’t react to anything, no matter who spoke to her.”

    “Even now, she’s still wary of strangers. It’s rare for her to speak to you.”

    Chen Yin turned around and saw Nan Xiaoxiang, dressed in white, leaning against the doorframe, her arms crossed.

    “I thought you were busy in the front hall, Miss Nan.”

    “I wouldn’t dare neglect a guest from afar, especially Young Master Chen.” She said nonchalantly.

    So she had seen him.

    Chen Yin turned to her and asked, “How is she doing now?”

    “As you can see.”

    Nan Xiaoxiang’s eyes softened with pity as she spoke about Ye Ling’er. “Although her physical condition has improved, the addiction remains. She needs to take the medicine every three or four days.”

    “What’s even more difficult to treat… is the psychological trauma.”

    This was something even Nan Xiaoxiang couldn’t cure.

    She had been trying to help Ye Ling’er recover, but mental illnesses were difficult to treat.

    She couldn’t imagine how she would cope if she had been through the same ordeal.

    Chen Yin was silent for a moment, then turned to look at Ye Ling’er.

    She looked like a small, frightened animal caught in a storm, her eyes filled with fear and vulnerability, devoid of a child’s usual energy and playfulness.

    He rummaged through his pockets and pulled out a lollipop.

    “Here, have this.”

    Ye Ling’er blinked at him timidly but didn’t reach out to take it.

    Chen Yin suddenly remembered that day, when a strange man, his face a mask of kindness, had offered her a similar candy.

    He had said it was delicious.

    But after she ate it, her world had turned dark.

    So, Chen Yin unwrapped the lollipop and took a bite, then offered another one to Nan Xiaoxiang.

    “See? We both like it.”

    Ye Ling’er bit her lip, then slowly reached out and took the candy.

    She peeled off the wrapper, revealing the rose-colored lollipop.

    She tentatively licked it with her small, pink tongue.

    Then her eyes widened slightly.

    …It was sweet.

    It really was candy.

    She took another lick.

    Then finally put it in her mouth.

    Nan Xiaoxiang watched in surprise as the girl, who had been like a lifeless doll, suddenly lit up with a childlike joy.

    “It’s called a lollipop. Did Luo Luo tell you about it?”

    Chen Yin said gently, “If you like it, I have more.”

    Ye Ling’er, her head lowered, savored the candy for a long time before finally taking it out of her mouth and whispering,

    “Thank you, Brother Chen…”

    Her soft, slightly embarrassed tone made Chen Yin’s heart melt.

    He pulled out a pile of candy from the System Shop, hard candy, soft candy, even ice cream and chocolate.

    He placed them before Ye Ling’er, letting her choose whatever she wanted.

    As she happily examined the treats, her eyes wide with childlike curiosity, Chen Yin turned to Nan Xiaoxiang.

    “Where are Qingying and Luo Luo?”

    “They went to the south side of the city to pick up some clothes they ordered for Ling’er.”

    Chen Yin nodded, then, seeing that Ye Ling’er was still happily enjoying her snacks, he stepped outside and closed the door.

    “Now, let’s talk about that letter.”

    “Since you’re here, Young Master Chen, I assume you’ve agreed to my request?” Nan Xiaoxiang smiled faintly.

    Chen Yin shrugged. “Who knows? Maybe I just came to visit Luo Luo and Qingying.”

    “Would you really let such an adorable little girl like Ye Ling’er suffer from this poison forever?”

    “I wouldn’t mind traveling to the Ten Thousand Mountains for her.”

    Chen Yin said seriously, “But I do mind you not being honest with me.”

    Nan Xiaoxiang’s expression stiffened slightly.

    “A mortal physician, skilled in Gu techniques that even low-level cultivators fear; willing to risk your life to enter the Azure Cicada Ancient Domain in search of the Heavenly Dao Fragment.”

    “Do you really expect me to believe you’re not hiding something?” Chen Yin scoffed.

    Nan Xiaoxiang’s beautiful face darkened.

    After a long silence, she said softly, “Is this… really that important to you, Young Master Chen?”

    “Not really. Your personal matters are none of my business.”

    He shrugged casually. “But I don’t like being used as a pawn.”

    “Tell me why you really want me to go to the Wu Xuan Cave with you. Depending on your answer, I might consider helping you.”

    Hearing his blunt words, Nan Xiaoxiang hesitated.

    After a long pause, she sighed and, for the first time, a flicker of vulnerability crossed her face.

    “As you suspected, Young Master Chen… I have a history with the Wu Xuan Cave.”

    Chen Yin leaned against the doorframe, ready to hear her story.

    “The Wu Xuan Cave is the most mysterious and feared sect in the Southern Region. Not only are their Gu techniques terrifying, but their knowledge of poisons is also unmatched.”

    “The core teachings of the Wu Xuan Cave, their most powerful Gu techniques and poison manuals, can only be inherited by the Sacred Child, a child with a unique physique.”

    …This sounds familiar. Chen Yin stroked his chin. “So, you’re the Sacred Child?”

    Nan Xiaoxiang shook her head.

    “The Sacred Child isn’t chosen at birth.”

    “The Wu Xuan Cave gathers a large number of talented children from the Southern Region and, once they’re weaned, throws them into a dangerous place called the Yama’s Valley.”

    “It’s a place filled with poisonous insects and plants, where even adults can barely survive for a month.”

    “And those helpless children are left there to fend for themselves.”

    “…Until someone manages to escape.”

    Chen Yin frowned slightly.

    “That’s inhumane.”

    Nan Xiaoxiang closed her eyes slowly.

    Her chest rose and fell, her emotions turbulent.

    “It sounds cruel and unjust.”

    “But cultivators don’t care.”

    Mortal children were expendable.

    If one of them became the Sacred Child, it was considered a miracle.

    “Isn’t that practically the same as the demonic path?” Chen Yin asked skeptically. “Does the Wu Xuan Cave really dare to defy the entire cultivation world?”

    “You’ll understand if you visit the Ten Thousand Mountains, Young Master Chen.”

    Nan Xiaoxiang’s voice was cold and calm. “The Wu Xuan Cave is the absolute authority in the Ten Thousand Mountains. All the mortals there worship them like gods, never daring to disobey.”

    “And they’re incredibly secretive and isolated. Few cultivation sects have any dealings with them.”

    “They don’t care about quantity, only quality. They need fifty talented children before they open the Yama’s Valley.”

    “If they don’t have enough, they won’t open it, even if all the children die. The last time they opened the valley was hundreds of years ago.”

    Chen Yin, after listening to her story, was still confused. “Wait, if you’re not the Sacred Child, why do you know so much?”

    Nan Xiaoxiang bit her lip, her eyes downcast.

    “…I’m not the Sacred Child.”

    “But I was one of those fifty children.”

    “I just… escaped from that hell.”

    “But according to you, the one who escapes is the Sacred Child, right?” Chen Yin was even more confused.

    “It’s simple.”

    Nan Xiaoxiang looked at him intently.

    “Besides me, there was another person, even more talented than I am…”

    “…who also escaped.”

  • On How to Conquer System Fairies and Make Them Your Wives 162

    Chapter 162: A Detailed Discussion of Tactile Sensations

    “To Young Master Chen,” the letter began. “It has been over half a year since we last met. Luo Luo, Miss Qingying, and I are all well. Ye Ling’er’s health has also improved, though she remains quiet. Ye Huang has not returned since he left for the Wu Xuan Cave six months ago. This delay is concerning, and Ling’er’s condition remains precarious as long as the poison isn’t cured. I implore you to consider a trip to the Wu Xuan Cave. I am willing to accompany you to investigate and resolve this matter. If you’re interested, please come to Yanxia Province to discuss this further. I await your arrival.”

    Chen Yin pondered the letter.

    …Although Nan Xiaoxiang’s words made sense, he couldn’t quite trust her motives.

    Was she truly going to the Wu Xuan Cave for Ye Ling’er’s sake?

    But delaying Ye Huang and Ling’er’s matter wasn’t a good idea either.

    If Master was right about the impending crisis, he needed to resolve these minor issues before it arrived.

    Ye Huang’s situation. And Shen Li.

    …That group had gone completely silent since he had killed several of their members.

    For six months, he hadn’t received any news about them.

    Perhaps they were afraid to act while he was on Mount Yu. Or maybe they were waiting for the right opportunity.

    Either way, staying on the mountain wouldn’t give him any answers.

    And being cooped up cultivating might not lead to a breakthrough. Perhaps traveling the world would provide the necessary insights.

    After much deliberation, Chen Yin decided to go to Yanxia Province.

    Even if that woman had some ulterior motive, he could at least visit Luo Luo and Qingying.

    But how was he going to tell Xiang’er? That was the problem.

    That little vinegar jar would definitely throw a tantrum if she heard he was leaving again.

    Lost in thought, Chen Yin didn’t notice the sun setting.

    In the evening, as Xiang’er returned from her cultivation, a delicious aroma wafted from the kitchen.

    “Wow, what smells so good?”

    She entered the room and was surprised to see a table laden with food.

    Kung Pao Chicken, stir-fried pork with peppers, teriyaki chicken, mapo tofu… a feast fit for a king, and two jars of fruit wine beside them.

    Yu Xiang wondered if they were expecting guests.

    Then, Chen Yin’s arms wrapped around her from behind, his voice soft.

    “Little glutton~ Look what I prepared for you~”

    “This… why is it so extravagant today?” Xiang’er asked hesitantly. “There’s too much food for just the two of us.”

    “I just wanted to spoil you, Xiang’er.”

    Chen Yin grinned and pushed her gently towards the table, then started piling food onto her plate.

    “Come, come, try this, it’s Senior Brother’s specialty…”

    Xiang’er took a few bites, but something felt off. She put down her chopsticks and looked at him suspiciously.

    “Be honest, what are you hiding from me?”

    “Nothing, I just wanted to reward my hardworking Xiang’er.”

    Xiang’er pouted and glared at him playfully.

    Chen Yin hesitated for a moment, then chuckled awkwardly.

    “Well… there’s a small matter I need to take care of. I have to leave the mountain for a bit…”

    Xiang’er stared at him intently.

    Chen Yin was a little nervous. If she got jealous and forbade him from leaving, he would be in a difficult position.

    But to his surprise, Xiang’er simply said, “Be back soon, and stay safe.”

    “Huh?”

    Chen Yin was taken aback. “Why aren’t you jealous today?”

    “Would you stay even if I was?” she countered.

    Chen Yin was speechless.

    “Since you’re going anyway, why should I stop you and make you unhappy?”

    Xiang’er picked up her chopsticks. “I’m not that unreasonable.”

    “As long as you don’t replace me, I won’t hate them.”

    Chen Yin held his chopsticks, but he didn’t eat.

    “…Are you mad at me, Xiang’er?”

    “No.” She blinked. “I was just wondering… are they pretty?”

    “Well… yes, they are.”

    “Prettier than me?”

    “…”

    Chen Yin didn’t know how to answer this loaded question. After a long hesitation, he finally said, “They’re pretty in different ways.”

    “But I haven’t even met them yet.”

    Xiang’er said softly, “Invite them to Mount Yu sometime. I’ll personally cook a feast for them.”

    Chen Yin couldn’t help but glance at her.

    …Was this a declaration of her position as the main wife?

    Was Xiang’er already thinking so far ahead?

    Although her tone was light and casual, he still sensed a hint of sadness in her eyes.

    “Are you sure you won’t be sad, Xiang’er?”

    “I will.” She looked at him with clear eyes. “But I want Senior Brother to be happy.”

    “I don’t need to be your whole world. It’s enough that you’re mine.”

    “I’ll learn a few more dishes while you’re gone. I’ll cook them for you when you get back.” She smiled faintly.

    Chen Yin leaned down and kissed her forehead softly.

    …Xiang’er wasn’t as fragile as he had imagined.

    Her jealousy was just a way to get his attention, not a true tantrum.

    “Let’s eat. I can’t finish all this food by myself.”

    “You have to finish everything before you can leave.” Xiang’er said with a smile.

    Chen Yin immediately started eating, devouring the food with gusto.

    Ever since his near-death experience, his appetite had become insatiable.

    Xiang’er, as usual, sat beside him, watching him eat with a smile.

    “By the way, are they… well-endowed?”

    Chen Yin looked at her, his cheeks bulging with food.

    “Did you…” Xiang’er blushed slightly. “Did you… do that with them…?”

    Chen Yin’s lips twitched nervously.

    “Well, no, not really.”

    “I see.” Xiang’er seemed relieved, her long eyelashes fluttering slightly.

    “Then… Xiang’er’s body is the most comfortable, right?”

    Chen Yin: “…?”

    Did I just hear something strange?

    “I-I’m quite confident in my figure.”

    Xiang’er lowered her head shyly and whispered, “I don’t think they could be better than me, right?”

    Chen Yin thought about it seriously.

    Luo Luo was still a child, so there was no comparison.

    But Qingying’s figure was undeniably top-tier.

    Tall and slender, with long, shapely legs that could make any man’s head turn, her curves were accentuated by tight-fitting clothes.

    As for Nan Xiaoxiang, although her beauty was breathtaking, her figure was just average…

    Wait, why was he even thinking about her?

    He shook his head, dispelling those inappropriate thoughts, and ruffled Xiang’er’s hair. “Don’t worry.”

    “Our Xiang’er is the most beautiful. There’s no need to compare yourself to others.”

    “That’s good…”

    Xiang’er seemed relieved, her gaze lingering on her own chest.

    After a moment, she puffed out her chest and patted her cheeks.

    “Still room for improvement. I have to work harder!”

    Girls are so harsh on themselves when it comes to their figures. Chen Yin couldn’t help but marvel.

    Not just Xiang’er, but Senior Sister as well.

    He had often seen Shen Shuanglian sneaking in some exercise amidst her busy schedule.

    And whenever he caught her, she would blush and try to hide it.

    In the end, he would always end up carrying her to bed, “inspecting” the results of her training.

    She was indeed well-maintained, her body soft and supple.

    “Xiang’er, your figure is already perfect. There’s no need to be so hard on yourself.”

    “No way!” She pouted. “If I slack off, my figure will get worse. My legs will get thicker, I’ll get a belly, my skin will get rough, and my breasts will sag…”

    As she spoke, she suddenly panicked and grabbed her head. “Ah! No! I have to do more exercises tomorrow! I can’t let myself become ugly!”

    “…Why are you so obsessed with this?”

    Chen Yin was speechless. He couldn’t understand a girl’s mind.

    “If I become ugly, Senior Brother will dislike me…”

    Xiang’er’s eyes filled with tears, as if she was about to cry.

    “That won’t happen! Do I look like such a shallow person?”

    “No, it’s not okay!”

    She said stubbornly, “Every girl wants to be the most beautiful in the eyes of the person they love.”

    …At least, she didn’t want to lose to other women. She didn’t say that out loud.

    But she had made up her mind.

    Chen Yin felt a mixture of emotions. Touched, amused, and slightly exasperated.

    He quickly finished his meal, then looked up at her seriously.

    “Speaking of exercise, I know a way to make Xiang’er’s breasts even bigger.”

    “Eh? Really?”

    “Of course. I have a secret technique. Guaranteed to work.”

    Xiang’er blushed. She knew he was up to no good.

    “Bad Senior Brother… they can’t get any bigger. It’ll be hard to find clothes that fit…” She fidgeted with her fingers.

    “And… didn’t Senior Brother say…”

    “That Xiang’er’s… feel very good…”

    She unconsciously touched her chest, as if trying to draw his attention.

    Her ample bosom rose and fell with each breath, a sight that was hard for Chen Yin to ignore.

    And with her flushed cheeks and shy, expectant gaze…

    Chen Yin took a deep breath.

    He couldn’t resist.

    “That won’t do.”

    “Senior Brother has a bad memory. I’ve already forgotten how they feel.”

    He lifted her into his arms and carried her towards the bedroom.

    “Tonight, you’ll have to remind me.”

  • On How to Conquer System Fairies and Make Them Your Wives 161

    Chapter 161: Nan Xiaoxiang’s Letter

    Life settled into a peaceful rhythm.

    After spending half a week recovering from his injuries, Chen Yin resumed his usual routine of cultivation and shameless activities with Xiang’er.

    With the upgraded System Shop, he could now freely consume higher-level pills, enough to reach the next realm.

    Master, however, had become elusive, disappearing for days at a time without telling him where she was going.

    Whenever Chen Yin asked, she would just retort, “Mind your own business, little boy.”

    He didn’t bother pressing her. With her strength and connections, she could practically do whatever she wanted in the cultivation world.

    …Six months passed.

    During those six months, Chen Yin broke through to the Boundless Realm and then, with the help of pills, reached the peak of Supreme Clarity.

    He was now just a step away from the Grand Clarity Realm. Even he was surprised by his rapid progress.

    But the Grand Clarity Realm wasn’t so easily attained.

    According to Master, it was a threshold. Only by reaching this realm could one truly transcend mortality and embark on the path of immortality.

    They would become nascent immortals.

    Because of this, this step was far more difficult than any of the previous realms.

    In the cultivation world, there were countless sects with Supreme Clarity Realm elders, guest elders, and sect masters.

    But only those with Grand Clarity Realm experts could be considered major sects.

    And the gap between Grand Clarity and ascension was even greater. Chen Yin had only heard of it in legends.

    Although he had forcefully boosted his spiritual energy to the peak of Supreme Clarity with pills, he still couldn’t figure out how to take that final step.

    During these six months, he would often visit Shen Shuanglian at the Mist Spirit Sect.

    She was also working hard, managing the sect’s affairs, rebuilding its strength, and diligently cultivating, hoping to reach the Grand Clarity Realm and restore the Mist Spirit Sect’s former glory.

    But Shen Shuanglian wasn’t one to complain. No matter how tired she was, she would never mention it unless Chen Yin asked.

    She would silently handle everything, waiting for his praise.

    So, to reward his obedient and hardworking Senior Sister, Chen Yin would visit her every few days, a fact that was now well-known throughout the Mist Spirit Sect.

    The younger disciples no longer held any resentment towards him. Out of respect for Shen Shuanglian, they would greet him politely:

    “Senior Brother Chen.”

    Chen Yin enjoyed this newfound respect. In his previous life, he had been looked down upon as a waste with a useless spiritual root. He had never experienced such deference.

    …Although it was only because of his woman.

    But being able to live off his wife’s success was also a skill.

    During these six months, he had also maintained contact with those in Yanxia Province.

    Luo Luo would write him long letters every month, sharing her daily life and experiences.

    They were like a young girl’s diary, the letters piling up into a thick stack.

    Qingying, although not one for words, would occasionally send him brief messages through Luo Luo.

    As for Nan Xiaoxiang, after a few formal greetings, they had no further contact.

    He heard that Ye Huang’s daughter, Ye Ling’er, was almost fully recovered. As long as she continued taking the medicine, she could live a normal life.

    But the poison of the Life Returning Herb hadn’t been completely cured. If she stopped taking the medicine, the consequences would be dire.

    Luo Luo said that at first, Ling’er had been withdrawn and pitiful, spending all day huddled in a corner of her room, her knees drawn up to her chest, her eyes dull and lifeless.

    Like a doll with no soul.

    Now, thanks to Luo Luo’s cheerful and energetic companionship, she was able to take care of herself.

    Eating, washing, sleeping, taking her medicine. Besides her quiet demeanor, she was like any other normal girl.

    As for Ye Huang…

    He had disappeared after going to the Wu Xuan Cave in the Southern Region. There had been no news from him for months.

    Although the Southern Region was far from Yanxia Province, it shouldn’t have taken him six months to make a round trip.

    His silence suggested that his trip to the Wu Xuan Cave hadn’t been successful.

    Chen Yin had considered going to the Southern Region to check on him, but the Ten Thousand Mountains were a dangerous place, almost as perilous as the Heavenly Path Perilous Domain. A round trip would take a considerable amount of time.

    And Master had ordered him to reach the Grand Clarity Realm within a year. He couldn’t afford to waste time.

    Besides, Ye Huang was a Supreme Clarity Realm swordsman himself. He was just seeking medicine, not causing trouble. Even the Wu Xuan Cave wouldn’t have any reason to harm him.

    So, Chen Yin wasn’t too worried. He assumed Ye Huang was still negotiating with the Wu Xuan Cave, or perhaps he was already on his way back.

    He should focus on his own cultivation.


    Early in the morning, Chen Yin sat cross-legged in his cultivation cave, meditating.

    His blue spiritual energy had formed a vast ocean within his dantian. His meridians were overflowing with a warm and potent energy, a sensation that filled him with a sense of power and vitality.

    He looked at his overflowing dantian and sighed.

    …It wasn’t working.

    Reaching the Grand Clarity Realm was more difficult than he had imagined.

    His rapid progress from Cloud Ascending to the peak of Supreme Clarity within a year was already unbelievable, a feat that would shock the entire cultivation world.

    But he wasn’t discouraged. He knew that transcending mortality and becoming an immortal wasn’t easy.

    It required not only sufficient cultivation and resources but also breakthroughs in one’s understanding of the Dao and mental state.

    Although Chen Yin was confident in his mastery of the sword, he still hadn’t figured out how to apply his understanding of the sword to the broader concept of the Dao.

    As he pondered this, Xiang’er’s voice came from outside the cave. “Senior Brother! Breakfast is ready~!”

    Lately, she had been taking the initiative to cook for him more often.

    Under his guidance, her cooking skills had improved significantly. Her dishes were now delicious and flavorful.

    And Chen Yin could finally enjoy being pampered, sitting back and waiting for his meals.

    Today’s breakfast was preserved egg and lean meat congee, savory and flavorful. Chen Yin ate a large bowl, accompanied by crispy fried dough sticks.

    Xiang’er sat beside him, watching him eat with a happy smile.

    “How was your cultivation today?”

    “…Not good at all.” Chen Yin sighed. “You know how difficult it is to break through from Supreme Clarity to Grand Clarity, Xiang’er.”

    “I’m standing right at the doorstep, but I can’t seem to take that final step. I’m getting frustrated.”

    Xiang’er giggled. “Don’t worry, Senior Brother. You’ve already reached the peak of Supreme Clarity in less than a year. That’s amazing.”

    “There’s no need to rush to Grand Clarity. Just take your time, and you’ll break through eventually.”

    If only it were that easy. Chen Yin sighed.

    Xiang’er was different.

    She had told him later that cultivators of the “Quenching Nether Mantra” didn’t experience bottlenecks.

    As long as their cultivation was sufficient, they would naturally break through, even to the Grand Clarity Realm.

    No wonder the demonic path considered it a supreme treasure. A cultivation technique without bottlenecks was incredibly powerful.

    However, the “Quenching Nether Mantra” required a specific physique to cultivate, so this cheat was only available to Xiang’er.

    Now that she was also nearing the Grand Clarity Realm, Chen Yin sighed again.

    “It seems I’m destined to be a kept man forever, with no chance of turning the tables.”

    “So what if you are?”

    Xiang’er said nonchalantly, “I can support you for the rest of your life.”

    “…But what if I want to keep other women too?” Chen Yin asked cautiously.

    “Then I’ll castrate you first, then keep you for the rest of your life.” Xiang’er smiled sweetly, her eyes narrowed dangerously.

    Chen Yin quickly crossed his legs and shuddered.

    That was harsh.

    Although she didn’t say it out loud, her jealous tone made him ask, “Did you receive another letter from me?”

    “Hmph.”

    Xiang’er snorted and tossed a letter at him.

    “Another one from your ‘friends’ in Yanxia Province. It arrived this morning. Read it yourself.”

    Chen Yin caught the letter and said awkwardly, “Th-they’re not really my ‘friends’…”

    Xiang’er pouted, her eyes fixed on him.

    Knowing that the more he said, the angrier she would get, Chen Yin wisely kept quiet.

    “Hmph. I’m going to cultivate.”

    With that, she turned and left, her green dress swirling around her.

    …Judging by her expression, he would have to work hard tonight to appease her.

    Chen Yin sighed.

    He opened the letter. It was Luo Luo’s neat but slightly childish handwriting.

    “Young Master! Ling’er and I went to eat steamed buns today! Ling’er didn’t say anything, but she ate a whole steamer full!”

    Reading Luo Luo’s account of her day, Chen Yin could almost see the energetic little fox grinning at him, her fangs showing.

    She was really trying her best to be a good older sister and take care of Ye Ling’er.

    He finished reading the letter. At the end, Luo Luo had written with a sweet and affectionate tone:

    “Young Master, Luo Luo misses you. When are you coming to visit?”

    Chen Yin’s heart softened. He should go to Yanxia Province and visit them.

    But his mission to reach the Grand Clarity Realm…

    As he pondered this, he noticed another letter inside the envelope.

    Huh? Who was this from? It couldn’t be Qingying.

    That tsundere wouldn’t write him a letter.

    He opened the letter and narrowed his eyes slightly.

    …It was from Nan Xiaoxiang.

  • On How to Conquer System Fairies and Make Them Your Wives 160

    Chapter 160: Winner Takes All

    The second pot of braised chicken Xiang’er brought was also quickly devoured by Chen Yin.

    He finally felt a sense of fullness.

    Chen Yin leaned back against the edge of the pond, a contented sigh escaping his lips.

    “I’m so bored.”

    Unable to move, all he could do was lie there and wallow in his misery.

    Usually, this would be the time for their enjoyable post-dinner activities.

    But now, he could only stare at Xiang’er longingly, frustrated by his immobility.

    …It was truly agonizing.

    “Heehee, serves you right, Stinky Senior Brother.”

    Xiang’er was wearing a short skirt, the emerald green ribbons and embroidered fabric barely covering her ample bosom, a cute ribbon tied at her neckline.

    Chen Yin stared at her, his desire growing with each passing moment.

    He had to find a way to make her take care of him.

    “Say, Xiang’er.”

    “Hmm?”

    “How’s your cultivation going?”

    “It’s going great!” Xiang’er puffed out her chest proudly. “I’ve almost reached the second to last level of the ‘Quenching Nether Mantra’.”

    “I’m confident I can even fight someone at the early Grand Clarity Realm now.”

    “So powerful.” Chen Yin feigned surprise, then suddenly turned to her. “I don’t believe you. You’re just bragging.”

    “N-no, I’m not!”

    Xiang’er stomped her foot playfully. “Bad Senior Brother, Xiang’er really is strong now.”

    “Since you’re so confident,”

    Chen Yin said with a mischievous grin, “want to spar with Senior Brother?”

    “Spar? But you can’t even move.”

    “My body might be immobile, but my hands still work.”

    Chen Yin casually plucked a twig from a nearby tree with his spiritual energy and looked at Xiang’er with a challenging smile.

    “I’ll use only one hand, and we’ll just tap each other lightly. We both have to use twigs, and we can’t break them.”

    “Fine, let’s do it.”

    Xiang’er’s competitive spirit flared up. She also plucked a twig and snorted. “What if Senior Brother loses?”

    “Whatever Xiang’er wants.”

    “Then you have to run down to the town naked and shout that you’re an idiot!”

    Whoa, that’s harsh. Chen Yin raised an eyebrow. “What if Xiang’er loses?”

    “Whatever Senior Brother wants.”

    That’s what I wanted to hear. Chen Yin nodded with satisfaction. “Let’s begin.”

    Yu Xiang glared at him, the “Quenching Nether Mantra” circulating through her body, her aura turning cold and menacing.

    She gripped the twig tightly, a faint black aura enveloping it.

    Chen Yin casually held his twig, as if he wasn’t using any spiritual energy at all.

    The twigs were just ordinary branches. Without infusing them with spiritual energy, they wouldn’t be able to withstand a cultivator’s attacks.

    And the amount of spiritual energy had to be precise. Too little, and the twig would break. Too much, and it would explode.

    Controlling the flow of spiritual energy was also a test of one’s skill.

    Seeing that Chen Yin didn’t seem to be using any spiritual energy, Xiang’er’s annoyance grew.

    “You underestimate me, Stinky Senior Brother! Prepare to run naked through the town!”

    She lunged, her twig transforming into a blur of black light, striking towards Chen Yin from a tricky angle.

    Chen Yin casually raised his hand.

    His twig, moving faster than the eye could follow, tapped the side of Xiang’er’s twig.

    The black aura around her twig dissipated instantly, her spiritual energy scattered, and the twig snapped.

    “Huh?”

    Xiang’er stared at the broken twig in her hand and pouted. “Stinky Senior Brother, did you cheat?”

    “I didn’t.” Chen Yin said innocently.

    He hadn’t cheated.

    He had simply found the point where her spiritual energy flowed and disrupted it with a precise strike.

    With her spiritual energy flow disrupted, the fragile twig couldn’t withstand the force and shattered.

    Xiang’er, unwilling to accept defeat, grabbed another twig. “Again!”

    Two moves later, the twig broke again.

    She tried again and again, but the result was always the same. Finally, surrounded by a pile of broken twigs, she lowered her head dejectedly.

    “How… Senior Brother can’t even move…”

    Seeing her disappointment, Chen Yin said softly, “But you’re very strong, Xiang’er.”

    “I was worried that your rapid cultivation might have weakened your foundation. But seeing how skillfully you control your spiritual energy, it seems I was wrong.”

    “If we weren’t using twigs, if we were fighting with real swords, I wouldn’t have won so easily.”

    Xiang’er looked up at him, her eyes glistening with tears.

    “…Stinky Senior Brother. Always trying to make me feel better.” Her voice was still slightly whiny, but it sounded more like a playful complaint.

    Seeing that she wasn’t upset anymore, Chen Yin cleared his throat and said seriously:

    “But a bet’s a bet. Since Xiang’er lost, I get to make a demand~”

    Xiang’er looked at him suspiciously. “Senior Brother, you’re not planning anything mischievous, are you?”

    “Of course not.”

    Chen Yin smiled innocently.

    “Since Senior Brother can’t move, I just want Xiang’er to be a little more… proactive.”

    Xiang’er’s face turned crimson.

    “Th-that’s… not appropriate…”

    She lowered her head shyly and whispered, “Senior Brother is still injured, shouldn’t you focus on recovering?”

    “But dual cultivation is the best way to recover from injuries and improve cultivation, isn’t it? Xiang’er should know that.”

    “Well…”

    Xiang’er lowered her eyes, her voice barely a whisper. “If it can help Senior Brother recover…”

    “It’s… not impossible…”

    Although she said that, the anticipation and shyness in her eyes were hard for Chen Yin to resist.

    Then…

    Senior Brother won’t hold back.


    As it turned out, dual cultivation was indeed beneficial for recovery.

    Afterward, Xiang’er was exhausted and drenched in sweat, while Chen Yin, having thoroughly enjoyed her “service,” felt his meridians healing rapidly.

    …It seemed he would have to rely on Xiang’er’s “assistance” for his recovery.

    As Xiang’er lay in his arms, her face flushed and her breathing even, Chen Yin picked up the twig they had used earlier.

    He had just discovered something.

    During their spar, he had infused the twig with his spiritual energy.

    But after his blue spiritual energy entered the twig, nothing happened.

    …Well, not exactly nothing.

    It had sprouted.

    The broken twig, instead of withering, had become vibrant and full of life, a small green bud emerging from its tip.

    Chen Yin didn’t know why. He had just channeled his spiritual energy into it, like he always did.

    Perhaps it was a unique effect of his blue spiritual energy.

    It was unheard of.

    Spiritual energy was refined from the essence of heaven and earth, but it wasn’t supposed to have life-giving properties.

    He plucked a blade of grass, watched it wither, then infused it with his spiritual energy.

    As expected, the grass turned green again, swaying gently in the breeze.

    Even after he planted it back in the soil, it didn’t die.

    Wow, this is amazing. Chen Yin stroked his chin thoughtfully.

    He wondered if it worked on things other than plants.

    He looked down at Xiang’er, who was sleeping peacefully in his arms, her eyes closed.

    Her face, already fair and rosy, looked even more delicate and alluring, perhaps because of the lingering moisture on her skin.

    He leaned down and kissed her forehead softly. “Xiang’er, look up.”

    Xiang’er looked up at him, her eyes filled with a sleepy confusion and a hint of shyness.

    …It wasn’t his imagination.

    “Xiang’er, have you noticed that you’ve become even more beautiful?”

    Yu Xiang tilted her head, puzzled, and looked at her reflection in the water.

    “Hmm… my skin does look better. What happened?”

    She touched her face in surprise, a delighted smile appearing on her lips.

    Chen Yin said proudly, “It’s all thanks to Senior Brother’s ‘nourishment’.”

    “Stinky Senior Brother, always saying such strange things.”

    She blushed and stuck her tongue out at him playfully.

    …But if it was true, if his spiritual energy had the power to preserve youth and beauty…

    Could he open a beauty salon and offer rejuvenation treatments to all the beautiful girls in the world?

    Then countless beauties would flock to him, begging him to…

    Chen Yin’s mouth started to water at the thought.

    “Bad Senior Brother, what are you thinking about?”

    “Nothing.”

    “Liar, you’re drooling.”

    Chen Yin wiped his mouth and said seriously, “I was just thinking about what other positions we haven’t tried yet.”

    “Huh?”

    Xiang’er blinked and snuggled closer to him. “W-we’re not done yet?”

    “Of course not.”

    Chen Yin cupped her face in his hands and grinned mischievously. “Now that I’ve won, I’m not letting you off so easily.”

    “Besides, dual cultivation with Xiang’er is so beneficial for my recovery and cultivation. You can feel it too, right?”

    “Well…”

    Xiang’er lowered her eyes and mumbled softly, “If it can help Senior Brother recover…”

    “It’s… not impossible…”

    Although she said that, the anticipation and shyness in her eyes were hard for Chen Yin to resist.

    Then…

    Senior Brother won’t hold back.

  • On How to Conquer System Fairies and Make Them Your Wives 159

    Chapter 159: System Shop Upgrade

    As promised, Master left Chen Yin in the pond to recover, saying, “Xiang’er will take care of you later,” before skipping away.

    Chen Yin lay there, floating in the water, feeling like a corpse.

    After about half an hour, a fragrant breeze brushed against his face.

    “Waaaaah… Senior Brother, wh-what happened to you?!”

    Xiang’er’s hand reached out to his neck, her eyes wide with panic. “Master said you just overexerted yourself during cultivation!”

    “…That’s… essentially correct.”

    Chen Yin sighed.

    Overexertion. That was the closest he could get to the truth.

    Seeing Xiang’er on the verge of tears, he couldn’t resist playing along.

    “Xiang’er, I’m sorry… I suffered a Qi deviation during cultivation… I’m… dying…”

    “Take… take care…”

    “Senior Brother!” Xiang’er’s eyes filled with tears. Chen Yin’s injuries looked severe.

    She wasn’t even sure if the “Forgotten Everlasting Heart Sutra” could heal him.

    She held his head in her arms, her voice trembling. “D-don’t scare me! You’ll be alright, right?”

    “I’m sorry…”

    Chen Yin weakly grasped her hand, his eyes filled with a peaceful resignation. “I… have one last… request…”

    Xiang’er nodded, her eyes red and swollen.

    “Before I die, I want to see…”

    “See what?”

    “…You in black silk fishnet stockings, a bikini, and a naked apron.”

    Yu Xiang: “?”

    “Or cosplaying as a white-haired loli maid,” Chen Yin quickly added, “or a busty blonde elf, or—”

    Xiang’er pushed his face away in disgust.

    “Bad Senior Brother. Always teasing me.”

    She snorted, her nose twitching, her eyes downcast.

    “But… don’t joke about your health anymore… Xiang’er was really worried.”

    Chen Yin gently stroked her hair. “I’m sorry. It’s my fault.”

    “What did you do wrong?”

    “I shouldn’t have lied to you.” He said seriously. “I should have just told you I wanted to see you in a naked apron.”

    And then he was kicked back into the pond.

    Yu Xiang smoothed her dress and, seeing that he was just messing with her, felt relieved. “Rest for a while. I’ll go get you some food.”

    Chen Yin’s eyes lit up. “Did you make it yourself?”

    “I’m not telling you.” Xiang’er said playfully, her eyes twinkling.

    Chen Yin had taught her how to cook, but she usually just acted spoiled and asked him to make food for her.

    She said his cooking had a happy, energetic aura.

    Now that it was her turn to take care of him, he was curious about what she would make.

    …Hopefully, it wasn’t poisonous.


    After about half an hour, Xiang’er returned with a pot of fragrant braised chicken.

    “Want to try some?” She looked at him expectantly.

    Chen Yin hesitantly took a bite.

    …It was actually quite good.

    The chicken was tender and flavorful, the sauce rich and savory, with just the right amount of spice.

    Paired with rice, it was a delicious and satisfying meal.

    “How is it?” Xiang’er blinked.

    Chen Yin sighed dramatically.

    “If I had known you were such a good cook, I wouldn’t have bothered cooking myself all this time. Wouldn’t it be nice to just laze around and have Xiang’er cook for me every day?”

    “No way.”

    Xiang’er giggled. “Senior Brother’s cooking is much better. I want to eat what you make.”

    “Aren’t you afraid I’ll slip an aphrodisiac into your food next time?”

    Chen Yin grinned mischievously. “Then you’ll become all dazed and confused, and you’ll obey everything I say, and I can do whatever I want with you—”

    “I’m not afraid.”

    Xiang’er puffed out her chest confidently. “I won’t lose to Senior Brother.”

    “We’ll see who gives up first.”

    Chen Yin was speechless. The shy and innocent girl he knew was gone.

    She had become a fearless veteran.

    “If I could move, I would teach you a lesson.”

    Chen Yin glared at her playfully and started devouring the food.

    Yu Xiang sat beside him, watching him eat with a loving smile.

    “Why are you staring at me?” Chen Yin asked, his mouth full.

    “I like watching you eat.”

    Xiang’er stretched contentedly and lay down on the grass by the pond.

    Since their trip to the Mist Spirit Sect, she had grown accustomed to this peaceful life.

    It seemed that all her dreams had come true.

    She was no longer haunted by nightmares.

    She could cook delicious meals for the person she loved.

    And watch him eat with gusto.

    It was like a wife welcoming her husband home after a long day of work, a simple yet fulfilling domestic bliss.

    “Eat slowly, there’s more.”

    Chen Yin finished three bowls of rice and the entire pot of braised chicken.

    He licked his lips contentedly.

    …Was it truly that delicious, or was he just starving?

    He had eaten so much, yet he still felt hungry.

    “That was amazing, Xiang’er. Do you have more?”

    “Wait, I’ll make some more.” Xiang’er hummed cheerfully as she returned to the kitchen.

    Chen Yin, still feeling hungry, waited patiently by the pond.

    Suddenly, he noticed his spiritual energy circulating through his meridians in an unusual pattern.

    It wasn’t the “Forgotten Everlasting Heart Sutra.”

    …It was the scroll.

    A faint pulling sensation emanated from the scroll, guiding the flow of his spiritual energy.

    The scroll itself was the source.

    Chen Yin entered the scroll’s space. The ancient and imposing statue still floated there, the three Heavenly Dao Fragments and a few small, black pebbles beneath it.

    He opened the System Shop and was surprised to find that his access level had increased again.

    Although it wasn’t a significant upgrade, he could now access Supreme Clarity Realm level pills, techniques, and weapons.

    …Jackpot!

    Chen Yin had been worried about running out of pills after his recent breakthrough. This upgrade came at the perfect time.

    If he could freely access Supreme Clarity Realm level pills…

    Then perhaps reaching the Grand Clarity Realm within a year wasn’t impossible after all.

    Of course, that was something to worry about after he recovered.

    For now, he just wanted to relax and enjoy his shameless and passionate life with his adorable Junior Sister.

  • On How to Conquer System Fairies and Make Them Your Wives 158

    Chapter 158: Back to the Furnace, You’re Beyond Saving

    The next day, Chen Yin woke up in the pond.

    His head was pounding, his mind foggy, his body wrinkled from soaking in the water.

    He sat up and tried to recall what had happened the previous night, but his memory was blank.

    He could only remember taking the pill and the explosive surge of energy in his meridians and dantian.

    He quickly checked his internal state.

    …As expected.

    His dantian was shattered, his meridians in ruins. He was practically crippled.

    If it weren’t for the “Forgotten Everlasting Heart Sutra” still functioning, he would have thought he was done for.

    But even with its regenerative abilities, such severe injuries would take at least two or three days to heal.

    It was almost as bad as the time he had fallen from the Heavenly Path Perilous Domain.

    However, every cloud has a silver lining. To his surprise, he had broken through not one, but two realms, reaching the peak of the Boundless Realm, just a step away from the Supreme Clarity Realm.

    His dantian was overflowing with spiritual energy.

    He had gone from the early Entering Gate Realm to the peak of Boundless Realm in just a few days.

    A meteoric rise in cultivation.

    There was another change. His spiritual energy, which had turned blue due to the scroll’s intervention, was now even purer, radiating a vibrant life force and an indescribable beauty.

    Even if you gave a dog a mohawk, it was still a dog. But at least the blue spiritual energy looked nice, right?

    Actually, Chen Yin couldn’t tell the difference.

    Unlike the System Shop, which had descriptions for its items, he couldn’t sense any practical changes in his spiritual energy.

    All he felt was an excruciating pain throughout his body.

    It felt like a C4 had exploded inside him.

    He tried to move, but his body refused to obey.

    So, he simply lay there, giving up.

    …Giving up was truly the most comfortable thing in the world.

    As he stared at the clouds drifting lazily across the sky, enjoying his moment of blissful surrender, a voice suddenly rang out beside him.

    “Brat, you’re not dead yet?”

    “…Even a human centipede’s blessing would be more auspicious than yours.”

    A pair of small, delicate feet in embroidered shoes, the hem of a flowing robe trailing behind them, appeared before him.

    Master sat down beside him and said casually, “You know, just being alive is already a miracle.”

    “Any other cultivator would have been obliterated by that much energy.”

    Chen Yin couldn’t argue with that and just pouted.

    “It’s your fault for rushing me. I couldn’t find any better solutions, so I had to try those pills.”

    “And you, as my Master,” he complained, “don’t even know how to comfort your disciple.”

    “Comfort you? Are you a three-year-old?” Master scoffed, rolling her eyes.

    “Even if you don’t comfort me, there’s no need to insult me!”

    Master continued to bicker with him, her eyes twinkling with amusement.

    Finally, as Chen Yin sulked and turned his head away, a small hand gently touched his forehead.

    Chen Yin blinked.

    Master’s hand was soft and slightly cool, like a summer pudding.

    Her hand was so small that it could barely cover his forehead.

    He looked up and saw her cheerful smile, blocking the sunlight, as she said softly:

    “You’ve worked hard, brat.”

    Chen Yin stared at her for a long time, several minutes passing in silence.

    Finally, he closed his eyes and chuckled. “You’re being so gentle, it’s making me uncomfortable.”

    “What? Are you a masochist? Do you need to be insulted to feel good?”

    “…Can’t you just be nice for a little longer?”

    Before he could finish his sentence, a pair of small hands cupped his face.

    Master knelt beside the pond, her robes spread out around her, and gently placed his head on her lap.

    “Just for today, consider this Master being merciful and taking care of her injured disciple.” Her sweet voice echoed in his ears.

    He paused, then asked hesitantly:

    “Are you feeling alright? Did you take the wrong medicine or something?”

    “…If you don’t want to lie here, then get off.”

    “…I’m sorry.”

    But he had to admit, Master’s lap was incredibly comfortable.

    His mind, which had been foggy and sluggish, suddenly felt clear and refreshed.

    Even through her robes, he could feel the soft, smooth texture of her thighs against his neck.

    His head rested against her stomach, soft and fragrant.

    Chen Yin suddenly thought that maybe staying like this forever wouldn’t be so bad.

    “By the way, why am I in the pond?”

    “I kicked you in. To cool you down.”

    “Why?”

    “You took an aphrodisiac last night and went on a rampage down the mountain, deflowering over a dozen women, even grandmas weren’t safe. To prevent the authorities from arresting you, I beat you up and threw you into the pond to extinguish your flames.”

    Chen Yin’s eyes widened in horror. “Holy shit, is that true?”

    “No.”

    Master lowered her eyes casually. “But learn your lesson. Don’t just swallow any pill you find. If something happens, you’ll regret it for the rest of your life.”

    Chen Yin shrank back, slightly intimidated by her words.

    If he had really done such a thing, even reincarnation wouldn’t be enough to atone for his sins.

    “But reaching the Grand Clarity Realm is so difficult.”

    He complained, enjoying the comfort of her lap, “Even with all these pills, it’ll still take me a year or two. How am I supposed to do it in one year?”

    Master hesitated.

    “If you feel too much pressure, you don’t have to push yourself.”

    “I can ask Qingmei Niang to find a hidden realm for you to hide in.”

    Chen Yin didn’t know what she meant by “that time.”

    But he shook his head. “No.”

    “I don’t like hiding.”

    Master lowered her head, her hair brushing against his cheek, the faint fragrance of Mist Yu flowers tickling his skin.

    “It will be very dangerous.”

    “Then we’ll die together. I can brag about dying with the Number One Immortal of the cultivation world, Yu Ling. Worth it.”

    “You don’t actually think that’s romantic, do you?”

    “So you’re not denying the dying together part?” Chen Yin asked with a playful smile.

    Master froze, then, amused and slightly annoyed, she pinched his ear.

    “You brat, trying to take advantage of your Master now, are you?”

    Chen Yin winced, then said with a pitiful expression, “I was just trying to cheer you up, seeing you so down.”

    Master paused. After a long silence, she lowered her head.

    “Is it… that obvious?”

    “Not really.” Chen Yin hesitated, then said calmly, “But I’m your disciple.”

    Ten years had passed since she had taken him in.

    Twenty years, counting both his lives.

    …Perhaps no one knew her better than he did.

    It wasn’t that she didn’t feel sadness.

    It was just that only he noticed when she was unhappy.

    Master’s lips parted slightly, then she closed them again.

    “Where did you learn these cheesy pick-up lines, you brat?”

    “I invented them myself.” Chen Yin puffed out his chest proudly.

    “No wonder you can’t find a wife. You’re hopeless. Just reincarnate.”

    Chen Yin slumped back dejectedly.

    The wind was gentle, the clouds drifted lazily across the sky, and the goldfish in the pond swam around them, their movements carefree and unhurried.

    After lying there for a while, Chen Yin suddenly asked, “What happened last night?”

    “What do you remember?”

    “Nothing.”

    “Then nothing happened.” Master’s expression was calm.

    Chen Yin chuckled wryly. Seriously?

    “If nothing happened, why are you acting so strange today? Why are you being so nice and letting me rest on your lap?”

    “If you don’t want to lie here, then get off.” Master frowned.

    “…Why are you being so mean?”

    Chen Yin sighed. “I really don’t remember anything. Did I… hurt you?” he asked cautiously.

    He was truly afraid.

    If he had hurt Master or Xiang’er in his delirium, he would never forgive himself.

    Master looked at him, her usually fearless disciple now looking at her timidly, and couldn’t help but giggle.

    “You brat, you think you can hurt me? You really think I’m that weak?”

    “Then why…”

    Before Chen Yin could finish his sentence, she interrupted him.

    “If you don’t remember anything, then nothing happened.”

    Master gently covered his eyes with her hand.

    “Don’t think about it, okay?”

    Chen Yin nodded reluctantly.

    …Crap.

    Now he was really curious. It seemed he had done something significant.

    Did he really do something bad?

    The next moment, her hand pinched his ear.

    “Didn’t I tell you not to think about it?”

    “Ouch, ouch, ouch… How did you know I was thinking about it?”

    “I have superpowers.” Master snorted.

    Chen Yin narrowed his eyes suspiciously. “Then do you know what I’m thinking about right now?”

    Master thought for a moment, then frowned in disgust.

    “…I hope it’s not something indecent.”

    “Oops, you guessed it.”

    Chen Yin grinned lewdly. “I was thinking about how soft and fragrant Master’s thighs are, heehee… Master, my dear Master, heehee…”

    Before he could finish his sentence, he was kicked into the pond.

    Master stood up, brushed the dust off her dress, and glared at him, her voice cold and indifferent.

    “Back to the furnace, you’re beyond saving.”