Category: Green Tea Villainess Fails

  • Green Tea Villainess Fails 41

    Chapter 41

    When Zuo Bian and Zuo Yuan arrived home, Du Yundong, just like Zuo Yuan, said she wanted to see Zuo Bian’s arm. Zuo Bian obediently rolled up her sleeve.

    However, Du Yundong’s reaction was completely different from Zuo Yuan’s. Seeing Zuo Bian’s unblemished arm, she looked slightly disappointed.

    “It seems there aren’t any mosquitoes at Xiao Qin’s house, I’m relieved.” Du Yundong’s words expressed relief, but her eyes betrayed her regret.

    Zuo Bian noticed the regret in her mother’s eyes, but she didn’t understand why.

    It had to be said that Du Yundong and Zuo Yuan were indeed mother and son, even the excuses they came up with were identical.

    Zuo Bian lowered her sleeve. “But Brother was bitten by mosquitoes. Brother, do you want to buy some six shen flower dew water?”

    555 had told Zuo Bian about “six shen flower dew water” on their way back. It was so focused on using English that it didn’t realize it was misleading the innocent Zuo Bian. (It was supposed to be “six god,” a brand of mosquito repellent)**

    Du Yundong and Zuo Yuan were confused when they heard “six shen flower dew water,” but they quickly figured out what she meant.

    “Hahahahaha!” Du Yundong burst into laughter, tears streaming down her face. She patted Zuo Yuan’s shoulder forcefully, her tone threatening. “You brat, when are you going to bring your wife home for your father and me to meet?”

    Zuo Yuan smiled wryly. “Tao Zi said she’s too busy.”

    Zuo Yuan’s girlfriend, Tao Zi, was either busy with work or busy chasing after her idol. She spent almost all her free time editing photos, voting, reposting, and collecting data for her idol. She was also organizing some kind of fan event.

    Dating was just an afterthought. Zuo Yuan had to pathetically beg for a sliver of attention from his girlfriend, whose mind was occupied by a celebrity and her work.

    “Useless.” Du Yundong rolled her eyes at Zuo Yuan and then pulled Zuo Bian aside for a chat.

    “Xiao Bian, did anything happen when you went to Xiao Qin’s house yesterday?” she asked with a mischievous smile.

    Zuo Bian thought for a moment. “Qin Ai cooked noodles for me, and she said she’s afraid of the dark.”

    “Come, come, tell me more.” Du Yundong excitedly pulled Zuo Bian to the sofa.

    Zuo Yuan, ignored by everyone, decided to numb himself with work. He would work hard to support his wife, his mother, and his sister, even though they all treated him like he was adopted. But he knew they still loved him.

    ===================

    At noon, Zuo Bian and Zuo Yuan’s father, Zuo Yan, returned from the company. The family gathered for a lively lunch.

    Halfway through the meal, Du Yundong suddenly exclaimed, “Look at my memory, I completely forgot that today is the day the trailer for ‘Ascending to Immortality,’ starring our Xiao Bian, is released. Zuo Yuan, quickly turn on the TV. I want to see how our lovely Xiao Bian looks on TV.”

    Zuo Yuan was also looking forward to it. His sister was the best, how could the trailer not be good?

    He turned on the TV, and Du Yundong flipped through the channels, landing on Circle TV. The trailer for “Ascending to Immortality” was just starting.

    With investments from the Zuo and Qin families, the “Ascending to Immortality” crew had no shortage of funds. The costumes, makeup, and special effects were clearly top-notch. There were too many poorly made dramas these days. “Ascending to Immortality” already stood out with its visuals, not to mention the stunning looks of the main actors.

    On the screen, Zuo Bian appeared in a white robe, her beauty ethereal. She stood on a mountain peak shrouded in mist, her sword pointing towards the sky. The camera panned up, focusing on the vast and seemingly endless sky. A stirring melody played on the flute.

    She asked, “What is immortality?”

    Scenes of Zuo Bian’s journey from entering the sect to seeking immortality flashed across the screen. Her laughter, her tears, her loneliness, and her sorrow unfolded like a painting before the viewers’ eyes.

    The final scene returned to the young girl before she embarked on the path of immortality. She smiled and said to her friend, who had yet to become a demon, “I want to become an immortal.”

    “Immortality is not easy to achieve. If it were me, I would become a demon!”

    The image froze, all colors fading, leaving only simple lines. The painting rolled up, and a flame ignited in the darkness. The red flames devoured the painting, leaving only a piece of paper with Zuo Bian’s face on it, fluttering away.

    The previously heroic flute melody turned soft and sorrowful, ending with a gentle piano tune.

    The exquisite visuals, the excellent music, and Zuo Bian’s beauty, just the trailer alone showcased the high quality of the drama, making people eagerly anticipate its release.

    Du Yundong was so captivated that she forgot to eat.

    After a while, she snapped out of her daze and clapped her hands. “As expected of Xiao Bian, Mom knew you were excellent. You’re amazing!”

    “The drama Xiao Bian is acting in is definitely the best. You look so good in ancient costumes.” Zuo Yuan chimed in with his praise.

    Zuo Yan, the wealthy father, said, “Xiao Bian, do you want Dad to invest more in the promotion?”

    Zuo Bian’s eyes curved up in delight. “Yes, please.”

    She wanted more people to see her first drama because it might be her last. She might find something more interesting to do in the future, and then she might not act anymore.

    In the afternoon, Zuo Bian changed into a new outfit, grabbed her bag, and headed out. Little Frog insisted on coming along, claiming to be the Frog Strategist, super useful.

    Little Frog was a master of flattery, saying things Zuo Bian loved to hear, like “You and Qin Ai are a match made in heaven, no one is more compatible than you two, I’ll bring the marriage registration office here, please get married right now.”

    Zuo Bian couldn’t stop smiling. She picked up Little Frog’s round body and said, “I’ll take you with me, but don’t make any noise, it will disturb Qin Ai’s work.”

    “Mm-hmm, ribbit, I’ll be very well-behaved, ribbit.” Little Frog rubbed its soft cheek against Zuo Bian’s palm.

    Zuo Bian kissed Little Frog’s soft cheek and left the house. Little Frog, kissed by a girl for the first time, turned completely red, like a steamed crab.

    【Eww.】

    555 secretly took note: Today, the little wife had a secret meeting with the puppy-like second male lead. Their relationship is heating up rapidly. It seems the puppy has the potential to replace Qin Ai.

    ‘555, I feel like you’re mumbling something, but I can’t hear you clearly.’

    【It’s just your imagination, Host. You must have misheard.】555 laughed awkwardly.

    Although Zuo Bian had filmed a drama, she wasn’t fully aware of her celebrity status and didn’t wear a mask when she went out. If “Ascending to Immortality” had already aired and gained popularity, she would definitely be recognized on the street and asked for autographs and photos.

    Zuo Bian arrived at the Qin Group building. Upon seeing her, the receptionist immediately led her to the CEO’s private elevator.

    After Zuo Bian entered the elevator, the remaining receptionists couldn’t resist gossiping.

    “That was Miss Zuo just now, right? She came to see President Qin last time too. She’s so beautiful. As expected, beautiful people attract other beautiful people.”

    Another woman with long hair said, “Don’t you think Miss Zuo looks familiar? I feel like I’ve seen her somewhere before.”

    “Is it this? The female lead of ‘Ascending to Immortality’?”

    The person took out their phone. Zuo Bian’s back was facing the camera, her face turned to the side. Her aloof and domineering gaze seemed to pierce through the screen.

    “It’s her! Ahhh, this is the first time I’ve been so close to a celebrity!” The long-haired woman’s face was flushed with excitement.

    “Shh, keep your voice down. Don’t you sense something unusual? Could Miss Zuo be President Qin’s secret girlfriend? You know, President Qin has never dated anyone in all these years, and she wouldn’t allow anyone unrelated to work to enter her office.”

    The long-haired woman nodded in agreement. “Miss Zuo is indeed special. I’m definitely watching ‘Ascending to Immortality’! It’s a pity I didn’t recognize her just now. I must get her autograph next time!”

    ===============

    Zuo Bian arrived at Qin Ai’s floor. Qin Ai had already instructed her secretary, so upon seeing Zuo Bian, the secretary smiled warmly and greeted her. She then called Qin Ai to inform her that Miss Zuo had arrived.

    The secretary nodded and hung up the phone. “Miss Zuo, President Qin is waiting for you inside. You can go in directly.”

    “Mm-hmm, thank you.” Zuo Bian nodded politely.

    She pushed open the office door and saw Qin Ai sitting behind her large desk, reviewing documents.

    “Come in.” Qin Ai looked up and said to Zuo Bian.

    Zuo Bian closed the door behind her. Qin Ai’s office looked mostly the same as the last time she was here. The biggest difference was the addition of two refrigerators, a large one and a small one. The transparent mini-fridge was filled with new drinks from AB.

    “Can I have some of these drinks?” Zuo Bian walked over to the refrigerator. She spotted her new favorite drink, peach soda.

    Qin Ai chuckled. “They were prepared for you.”

    “Thank you, Qin Ai.” Zuo Bian opened the refrigerator and took out a bottle of peach soda.

    Condensation quickly formed on the glass bottle, tiny water droplets gathering and sliding down the sides.

    Zuo Bian opened the bottle and took a gulp. The ice-cold soda, with its refreshing peach flavor, slid down her throat, sending a wave of coolness through her body. She couldn’t help but sigh in satisfaction.

    “Qin Ai, this peach soda is so delicious! It’ll definitely be popular if you release it.”

    Qin Ai closed the file she had just finished signing and took a thin booklet from her drawer. She walked towards Zuo Bian, rounding her desk.

    She placed the colorful booklet on the coffee table and opened it with her long, slender fingers, landing on the page for peach soda.

    “Then let’s decide on this as the first drink our AB brand will release. What do you think?”

    Peach soda was currently Zuo Bian’s favorite, so she naturally nodded happily in agreement.

    “Okay, I’ll have someone prepare everything.”

    “Mm-hmm.” Zuo Bian took another sip of soda. Her originally pale pink lips were now a vibrant red from the cold drink.

    Qin Ai leaned down and gently wiped the water from the corner of Zuo Bian’s lips. “I have a surprise for you.”

    “A surprise?” Zuo Bian’s eyes widened with anticipation. “What is it?”

    Qin Ai said, “If I told you, it wouldn’t be a surprise, would it? But I can give you a hint. You’ll only be able to see this surprise after dark.”

    “Even though you say that, I still really want to know what it is now.” Zuo Bian frowned, trying to figure out what kind of surprise could only be seen after dark.

    ***

    T/N:

    “Six Shen Flower Dew Water(Florida Water)”:  555, the system, attempted to recommend “Six God” (Liushen) mosquito repellent to Zuo Bian, but ended up with a miscommunication. Instead of saying “Six God”, it awkwardly translated it to “Six Shen”.

    “Six God” (六神 – Liushen) is a well-known brand of mosquito repellent in China. However, 555’s attempt to use English resulted in a mispronunciation, replacing “God” with “Shen”, which actually means “god” or “spirit” in Chinese.

    The system actually said “<six shen花露水>” which is a mix of English and Chinese characters.

  • Green Tea Villainess Fails 40

    Chapter 40

    “Go to sleep. If you’re still scared, I can chat with you.”

    Qin Ai suggested, “Tell me about what happened on set. I’m curious.”

    Zuo Bian’s eyes curved into a smile. “That’ll take a long time. So many interesting things happened, we might not finish talking even if we stay up all night.”

    “Then take your time.”

    “Okay.”

    Zuo Bian enjoyed sharing interesting stories, especially since Qin Ai had expressed interest.

    However, Zuo Bian’s intention to talk all night was thwarted by her biological clock. At a certain point, her voice gradually softened until she drifted off to sleep.

    Qin Ai propped herself up, gazing at Zuo Bian’s sleeping face in the faint light coming through the window.

    “Good night.” Even though Zuo Bian was already asleep.

    Qin Ai didn’t lie back down immediately. She leaned down and gently kissed Zuo Bian’s lips.

    Zuo Bian, lost in her dreams, seemed to be having a pleasant one, a small smile gracing her lips.

    555 sighed, exasperated by its host who could fall asleep in seconds. It had hoped for a chance to redeem itself after the last time, but once again, Zuo Bian had talked herself to sleep.

    Not wanting to hibernate yet, 555 tried to chat with Little Frog, but there was no response. It suddenly realized that Little Frog hadn’t said a word since they arrived at Qin Ai’s house. Panicking, 555 scanned the bedroom and finally detected Little Frog’s presence inside Zuo Bian’s bag.

    Little Frog was nestled inside the bag, fast asleep.

    555 sighed dramatically. 【Like owner, like pet. Why are they both sleeping so soundly? Don’t they have any sense of urgency or crisis?】

    Unfortunately, Zuo Bian and Little Frog, both sound asleep, couldn’t hear 555’s complaints. 555 could only lament, 【I’ve sacrificed so much for this family. No, I need to contact the higher-ups for a rival. This can’t go on.】

    While Zuo Bian slept, 555 contacted the higher-ups and spent 10 points to order a rival package.

    Mall notification: Attention System 555, the rival package you ordered [Difficulty: 100] will be delivered in ten days. Please be ready to receive it.

    【Hmph, once the rival appears, let’s see if they still feel complacent.】555 smirked, imitating the CEO from a cheesy romance novel.

    It wasn’t worried about the difficulty level of 100. Qin Ai and Zuo Bian were destined to be together, even a difficulty level of 100000000 wouldn’t be a problem.

    What 555 didn’t know was that the maximum difficulty level for the rival package was indeed 100000000. A difficulty level of 100 was just an appetizer.

    After all, you couldn’t expect too much from something that only cost 10 points. It was just a basic model. You get what you pay for.

    ================

    A ray of sunlight fell on Zuo Bian’s eyelids, then it was suddenly blocked by something. Her furrowed brow relaxed.

    “45, 46, 47, 48, 49… 61, 62, 63, 64…”

    Zuo Bian heard Little Frog’s voice. She slowly opened her eyes, the memories of yesterday returning.

    Qin Ai, seeing that Zuo Bian had woken up, opened the curtains again. She stood with her back to the window, her face obscured by the backlight. “You’re awake. Good morning.”

    “Good morning.” Zuo Bian greeted Qin Ai with a sleepy smile.

    The rain had stopped during the night. Summer showers were always fleeting. The sky outside was clear and blue, dotted with a few white clouds. There was no trace of the heavy clouds from yesterday.

    “Breakfast is ready. You can go downstairs after washing up. Do you want me to drive you home?”

    Zuo Bian threw off the covers, revealing her long, slender legs. She stretched her toes and placed her feet on the ground. Her legs were well-proportioned, her skin smooth and fair, almost dazzlingly white in the sunlight streaming through the window.

    She yawned, got out of bed, and headed for the bathroom, completely oblivious to the change in Qin Ai’s gaze.

    “You’re so busy with work, you don’t have to drive me home. I can call my driver to pick me up.” Zuo Bian said as she entered the bathroom.

    Qin Ai asked, “Are you sure you don’t want me to take you home?”

    Zuo Bian, who was already brushing her teeth, mumbled, “I wan to, but I wan you to finifh work quiwky and tawk me to the amufement park.” (I want to, but I want you to finish work quickly and take me to the amusement park.)

    Qin Ai understood. “I’ll try to finish everything as soon as possible.”

    “Mm-hmm.” Zuo Bian nodded, her toothbrush still in her mouth.

    After washing up, Zuo Bian went downstairs with Qin Ai for breakfast. The spread was quite impressive, and Zuo Bian loved it.

    “Qin Ai, why are you eating so little? Is it not good? I think it tastes pretty good.” Zuo Bian took a bite of a thin, crispy cracker.

    The cracker was fragrant and sprinkled with toasted sesame seeds. The aroma filled her nostrils.

    Qin Ai poured herself another bowl of porridge. “Then I’ll have another bowl.”

    Actually, Qin Ai often forgot to eat breakfast when she was busy. Even when she remembered, she only ate a little, just enough to settle her stomach.

    Wanting Qin Ai to eat more, Zuo Bian deliberately ate slowly. She kept glancing at Qin Ai and reminded her whenever she stopped eating.

    “I’m full, burp.” Zuo Bian was actually stuffed, but she had forced herself to eat more just to make sure Qin Ai ate enough.

    Qin Ai could see through Zuo Bian’s intentions. She chuckled helplessly. “Are you full?”

    Zuo Bian shook her head resolutely. “No, I should go home. Qin Ai, can I come to your office this afternoon? I’ll just sit quietly and read or play games. I’ll be very quiet.”

    “Of course, it’s okay if you make some noise.” Qin Ai said with a smile.

    Zuo Bian instinctively reached for her bag. “Qin Ai, have you seen my bag? I want to call someone to pick me up.”

    “Your bag is here.” Qin Ai picked up the heavy bag from a nearby chair. She had brought it down with her when they came downstairs, but Zuo Bian hadn’t noticed.

    “Ah, it’s here. Thank you, Qin Ai.” Zuo Bian took the bag. Just as she was about to take out her phone, she heard Qin Ai say, “No need to call, your brother arrived at 5 a.m. to pick you up. He’s still waiting outside.”

    “Huh?” Zuo Bian blinked. “My brother is here? What time is it?”

    Qin Ai glanced at her watch. “It’s 7:45 a.m.”

    Zuo Bian quickly slung her bag over her shoulder and said, “Qin Ai, I have to go now. See you this afternoon, bye.”

    “See you this afternoon.”

    Zuo Bian hurried towards the door, feeling guilty that her brother had been waiting for her for over two hours.

    As for why Zuo Yuan had been waiting outside and hadn’t come in, it wasn’t because Qin Ai wouldn’t let him in, but because he insisted on waiting outside.

    Qin Ai had invited him in, but he refused, as if even the slightest softening towards her would mean accepting that she had taken his sister away.

    Zuo Yuan, whose butt was numb from sitting in the car for so long, thought he would have to continue waiting. But then, he caught a glimpse of Zuo Bian.

    “Xiao Bian!” He immediately got out of the car.

    Zuo Bian stopped in front of him, her brows furrowed. “Sorry, Brother, you’ve been waiting for a long time, haven’t you? You could have called me, then I would have known you were waiting outside.”

    Zuo Yuan said, “Brother didn’t want to disturb your sleep. Let’s not stand here talking, get in the car.”

    “Mm.” Zuo Bian bent down and got into the back seat. Zuo Yuan followed her.

    Actually, there was another reason why Zuo Yuan didn’t call. He was afraid that if he called Zuo Bian, Qin Ai would answer the phone. That would drive him crazy. Knowing Qin Ai’s personality, she would probably deliver the classic three lines if he called:

    She’s not here, she’s taking a shower, I’m in her bed.

    Just thinking about it made Zuo Yuan’s scalp tingle. He would rather not know and continue to live in blissful ignorance.

    However, what Zuo Yuan didn’t know was that the person who had actually uttered those classic lines twice was his sister, Zuo Bian. Of course, he wouldn’t believe that his sister could be so “Green Tea.”

    “Xiao Bian, let Brother see your arm.”

    Zuo Bian rolled up her sleeve and asked, “What’s wrong, Brother?”

    Seeing Zuo Bian’s flawless arm, Zuo Yuan secretly sighed in relief. He came up with an excuse. “Brother was worried that you might have been bitten by mosquitoes at Qin Ai’s house.”

    Zuo Bian, with her sharp eyes, noticed a small red mark near the gold chain on Zuo Yuan’s neck. “Brother, are there mosquitoes at home? You were bitten.”

    Zuo Yuan awkwardly covered his neck and chuckled. “Yeah, the mosquitoes are really ferocious lately. You should be careful too, Xiao Bian.”

    Seeing more mosquito bites as Zuo Yuan moved, Zuo Bian nodded earnestly. “Mm-hmm, I understand, Brother, I’ll be careful.”

    Zuo Yuan secretly rejoiced that his sister was too innocent and didn’t know that those weren’t mosquito bites, but love bites.

    But at the same time, he felt a deep sense of melancholy. His sister was completely smitten with Qin Ai, a woman, and his girlfriend was obsessed with a celebrity, having even woken up at midnight to check in and vote for her on Weibo, kicking him out of bed in the process.

    Apparently, his girlfriend was a fan of a rookie actress who had only filmed one drama that hadn’t even aired yet. Her fan group was called something like “Love in the Left Atrium,” sounding incredibly chuunibyou and melodramatic.

    Zuo Yuan felt like he was missing something, but he couldn’t figure out what it was.

    Today was the day the trailer for “Ascending to Immortality,” starring Zuo Bian, was officially released. Zuo Yuan’s girlfriend, Tao Zi, immediately reposted it after watching it, excitedly sharing it on Weibo, WeChat fan groups, and QQ fan groups.

    She even used eight alternate accounts to like and repost the trailer, trying to boost the popularity of Zuo Bian’s first drama.

    That’s right, the celebrity Zuo Yuan’s girlfriend was a fan of was Zuo Bian, his own sister.

    However, Zuo Yuan was completely oblivious to this fact, still resenting the woman who had stolen his girlfriend’s attention and love.

  • Green Tea Villainess Fails 39

    Chapter 39

    Unfortunately, 555’s warning came a little too late. Zuo Bian was already in the shower.

    The sound of running water stopped, and Qin Ai knocked on the frosted glass door, holding a set of clothes. “Here are some clothes.”

    Zuo Bian opened the door a crack, extending a slender arm. “Thank you.”

    She took the clothes and changed. To her surprise, they fit perfectly.

    Zuo Bian recalled Qin Tian mentioning that Qin Ai had bought a lot of clothes that weren’t her size and couldn’t help but smile.

    When she stepped out of the bathroom, the rain was still pouring. She saw Qin Ai standing by the window, gazing at something outside.

    “Qin Ai, did you buy these clothes specifically for me?”

    Qin Ai turned around. “I bought the wrong size and was too lazy to return them.”

    “Really?” Zuo Bian’s eyes sparkled with amusement. She was clearly lying, trying to come up with an excuse.

    【Why is the demon king being so coy?】

    ‘She’s so cute.’

    Two completely different evaluations. 555’s was objective, while Zuo Bian’s was filtered through a hundred layers of rose-tinted glasses.

    “Have you had dinner? If not, I’ll cook something for you.” Qin Ai walked towards Zuo Bian.

    Zuo Bian shook her head. “I’m not very hungry, but I want to try your cooking. You can cook, Qin Ai? I didn’t know that.”

    “I just learned a little, my cooking is average.”

    “I don’t believe you, unless you let me try it.”

    Qin Ai chuckled. “Then let you try it. How about noodles? It’s quick and easy to make.”

    Zuo Bian nodded happily. “Okay, cook noodles for me.”

    Qin Ai facepalmed. “Don’t say that to anyone else, only to me.”

    Zuo Bian, oblivious to the suggestive nature of her words, nodded despite her confusion. “Okay, I’ll only say that to you and only eat the noodles you cook.”

    She followed Qin Ai downstairs. Qin Ai put on an apron and entered the semi-open kitchen, skillfully turning on the stove, boiling water, and washing vegetables.

    Zuo Bian, who had never cooked before, pulled up a chair and watched Qin Ai cook. She sat with her feet together, her hands resting neatly on her lap, looking as well-behaved as a primary school student in class.

    Soon, a tantalizing aroma filled the kitchen. Zuo Bian sniffed the air, her mouth watering.

    “Alright, come try it.” Qin Ai brought a bowl of noodles garnished with chopped green onions to the dining table.

    Zuo Bian sat down and picked up her chopsticks, blowing on the steaming noodles before taking a bite.

    The noodles were chewy and flavorful, having absorbed the savory broth. Each bite was a burst of deliciousness, with the fragrant green onions adding another layer of flavor. Underneath the noodles was a perfectly cooked soft-boiled egg.

    “Wow, a soft-boiled egg! I love it.” Zuo Bian took a big bite of the egg. At that moment, another flash of lightning illuminated the dark clouds outside, followed by a clap of thunder. The rain, which had subsided a little, suddenly intensified, large raindrops pounding against the ground.

    Zuo Bian had completely forgotten about her supposed small appetite or her fear of thunder. This innocent, gullible, and carefree Zuo Bian was the real her.

    Qin Ai rested her chin on her hand, a soft smile on her lips as she watched Zuo Bian eat with a gentle gaze.

    Halfway through the bowl, Zuo Bian burped. She looked at Qin Ai apologetically, her beautiful eyebrows furrowed, her eyes filled with guilt and embarrassment.

    “Qin Ai, I can’t eat anymore. It’s definitely not because your cooking isn’t good, I just ate too much before I came.”

    【Host, by deliberately mentioning that, you’re making it sound like Qin Ai’s cooking is bad.】

    Zuo Bian’s frown deepened. She gritted her teeth and said resolutely, “Your cooking is really good, so I’ve decided to finish it even if I’m full.”

    【Ah! The more you explain, the worse it gets. You should just stop talking.】

    Zuo Bian almost cried, afraid that Qin Ai would misunderstand and think she didn’t like the noodles. She decided to stop talking and just focus on eating.

    A hand stopped her chopsticks. Zuo Bian heard Qin Ai’s voice.

    “I’m also a bit hungry. I’ll finish the rest. You wouldn’t begrudge the person who cooked the noodles a bite, would you?”

    Zuo Bian slowly looked up, her eyes filled with gratitude. “Then you can have it. I won’t fight you for it.”

    The cold white light shone down, but the aroma and steam from the noodles filled the living room with warmth and a sense of intimacy.

    They finished the bowl of noodles together, leaving only the broth and chopped green onions.

    “Qin Ai, it’s raining so heavily outside. Can I stay here tonight?” Zuo Bian looked at Qin Ai, waiting for her answer.

    Qin Ai said, “Of course, but your parents will be worried if you don’t go home tonight.”

    Zuo Bian seemed to have anticipated this question. She smiled confidently. “Don’t worry about that, I already called my parents.”

    Qin Ai shook her head with a smile, saying nothing.

    Zuo Bian’s intentions were too obvious. She had appeared not long after Qin Ai got home, as if she had known that no one else would be there, and she even claimed to have already informed her parents.

    Qin Ai had suspected that there was a mastermind behind Zuo Bian, but she didn’t know who it was.

    “Did someone tell you something today?” Qin Ai asked.

    Of course, someone had tipped Zuo Bian off, and that person was Qin Tian. Zuo Bian remembered Qin Tian asking her to put in a good word for him with Qin Ai.

    “Xiao Tian said that you’re afraid of being alone, so he asked me to come over and keep you company. He’s such a good boy, always caring about his sister.”

    Qin Ai raised an eyebrow. She didn’t even know she was afraid of being alone.

    “But I’m sure Xiao Tian told you something else.”

    “He also said that whether his allowance can be saved depends on me.” Zuo Bian answered truthfully.

    Qin Ai suddenly chuckled. “As expected. Then tell him he did a good job. I’ll double his allowance.”

    “That’s great! Xiao Tian will be so happy to hear that.”

    “I have a question.”

    “Hmm? What question?” Zuo Bian tilted her head, looking at Qin Ai.

    Qin Ai smiled slightly, her sharp eyes sparkling with mischief. “Did you learn these techniques from someone?”

    Zuo Bian hesitated, her expression troubled. Qin Ai had asked a similar question before, but 555 had stopped her from answering.

    【Ahem, ahem, I’ve been thinking, it’s strange to keep it a secret from her. Let’s just tell Qin Ai that I’m the mastermind behind you. Host, just say you consulted a love guru with rich theoretical knowledge and a lot of experience.】

    ‘Okay, I’ll tell her that.’

    Zuo Bian memorized 555’s words and said, “I consulted a love guru with rich theoretical knowledge and a lot of experience. They’ve helped me a lot, I’m very grateful to them.”

    “A lot of experience?”

    “Mm.” Zuo Bian nodded.

    “Rich theoretical knowledge?”

    Its theoretical knowledge was indeed rich, it even gave her a Green Tea Handbook to study. Zuo Bian nodded again.

    “Love guru?”

    “That’s right!”

    Qin Ai covered her mouth with her fist, hiding her laughter. “That’s quite…. a Husky-type guru. Very impressive.”

    “Husky?” Zuo Bian was confused.

    Qin Ai composed herself. “Huskies often have imaginative logic that can make people—” She paused. “See the world in a new light.”

    【Hmph, she has good taste. Hmm? Wait, isn’t a husky a dog? Shameless Qin Ai, how dare you call me a dog! I might not be human, but you’re the real dog here, deceiving an innocent girl without even blinking!】

    ‘555, don’t get so excited, Qin Ai is praising you.’

    【Wuwuwu… A married daughter is like spilled water. Look at you, you’re not even married yet, and you’re already siding with Qin Ai and abandoning me, the poor little thing who’s worked so hard for you! Gu Zuo Bian, you’re so heartless!】(Note: ‘Gu Beicheng, you’re so heartless!’ is a famous line from a dog-blood (melodramatic) romance novel)

    Zuo Bian panicked, not knowing how to comfort 555’s fragile heart.

    Suddenly, an idea struck her. ‘I’ll let you play with the tablet all day tomorrow.’

    【Xiao Bian is the best, I love Xiao Bian! You’re the most beautiful woman in the world!】

    ‘Qin Ai is also beautiful.’ Zuo Bian corrected.

    【Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful! You’re both beautiful!】

    After finishing the noodles, they both brushed their teeth. Qin Ai led Zuo Bian to her bedroom. “I don’t have any spare rooms for you to sleep in tonight. You’ll have to make do with sharing a room with me.”

    Zuo Bian was ecstatic. “Not at all!” she said with a bright smile.

    Seeing Zuo Bian’s happy expression, it was more than just “not at all,” she was thrilled. She couldn’t wait to get into bed.

    “Last time at the hotel, you fell asleep before I could say good night.”

    Zuo Bian felt a bit embarrassed hearing Qin Ai’s words. “I’m a heavy sleeper, I fall asleep easily. I’ll wait for you to say good night before I sleep tonight.”

    Qin Ai smiled and got into bed.

    Zuo Bian followed and lay down beside her, obediently covering herself with the blanket. She stared at the ceiling.

    “I’m ready, Qin Ai, you can say good night now.”

    Qin Ai turned off the bedside lamp, plunging the room into darkness.

    The curtains were open, the window blocking the wind and rain outside. Only the occasional flashes of lightning illuminated the room momentarily.

    Qin Ai turned on her side, facing Zuo Bian. She whispered, “Zuo Bian, I’m afraid of the dark.”

    A flash of lightning illuminated Qin Ai’s face, revealing no fear whatsoever. Unfortunately, Zuo Bian was lying flat on her back, her gaze not on Qin Ai’s face, so she didn’t see Qin Ai’s fake “fear of the dark.”

    Zuo Bian hugged Qin Ai’s head in the darkness and gently patted her back, soothing her like a child. “Don’t be afraid, I’m here.”

    Qin Ai’s face buried in Zuo Bian’s soft and fragrant embrace, the gentle touch and voice carrying a calming power.

    Of course, Qin Ai wasn’t afraid of the dark, she just wanted to be closer to Zuo Bian.

    “Are you feeling better now? Do you want me to turn on the bedside lamp?” Zuo Bian asked softly.

    Qin Ai said, “No, this is fine.”

  • Green Tea Villainess Fails 38

    Chapter 38

    After that whole ordeal, the afternoon was wasted. However, Zuo Bian didn’t regret her actions. Qin Ai would probably be happy knowing those people were dealt with.

    She wanted to send a message to Qin Ai, asking if she was free for dinner, but before she could, she received a QQ call from Qin Tian.

    “Hello, Xiao Tian.”

    “Older Sister Zuo Bian! It feels like it’s been ages since I last saw you. I miss you so much!”

    Hearing Qin Tian’s cheerful voice, Zuo Bian’s mood lifted.

    “Xiao Tian, I miss you too. Do you want to go to the amusement park with me and Qin Ai this weekend?”

    Qin Tian exclaimed in surprise, “Sister agreed to go to the amusement park?”

    “Yes, I told her that you said she liked amusement parks, so I wanted to go.”

    Zuo Bian’s words made Qin Tian’s scalp tingle. His heart pounded with fear, realizing he was in deep trouble. But quickly, his mind started racing, and he came up with a brilliant idea.

    “Older Sister Zuo Bian, I have some intel for you, but in exchange, you have to put in a good word for me with Sister.”

    【Why does this remind me of eunuchs bribing concubines in ancient times, asking them to whisper sweet nothings to the emperor so they could be pardoned or promoted?】

    [But why is Qin Tian a eunuch, ribbit?]

    Zuo Bian blinked and lowered her voice. “What kind of intel?”

    Qin Tian giggled. “Tonight, Mom and I are going to Grandma’s house and will be staying there. Only Sister will be home alone.”

    【Wow! A new informant has emerged! I love Qin Tian!】555 cheered in Zuo Bian’s mind.

    Zuo Bian smiled. “Okay, I understand. Thank you, Xiao Tian. I’ll definitely put in a good word for you with Qin Ai, don’t worry.”

    “Wuwuwu! Older Sister Zuo Bian, whether my allowance can be saved depends on you!”

    “Mm-hmm! I’ll defend your allowance with my life!”

    A big cutie and a little cutie had formed an alliance.

    Qin Tian then revealed some more information to Zuo Bian, like Qin Ai would probably be home around 8 p.m., she had secretly bought a lot of clothes that weren’t her size, and there were only three bedrooms in the house, with his and his mother’s bedrooms already locked.

    “Older Sister Zuo Bian, you can stay at our house tonight. It’s no big deal for girls to sleep in the same room.” The excitement in Qin Tian’s voice betrayed his true intentions.

    He really wanted Zuo Bian to be his future sister-in-law. Where else could he find such a kind, beautiful, and fun-loving sister-in-law?

    Chang Wenyan, his sister’s childhood friend, had long been eliminated in Qin Tian’s mind. He wasn’t a beautiful young lady, and he only cared about work. What would happen if his sister ended up with him? Life would be so boring that they might as well skip straight to old age.

    Hearing Qin Tian’s suggestion, Zuo Bian nodded vigorously. “I understand.”

    “Mom and I are leaving now. I’m rooting for you, Older Sister Zuo Bian! Go, go, go!”

    “Mm-hmm!”

    Zuo Bian hung up the phone. The sky had darkened, and heavy, leaden clouds covered the sky.

    The sky seemed to press down, suffocating. A white bolt of lightning flashed through the clouds, followed by a deafening roar a few seconds later. Raindrops began to fall.

    The temperature dropped with the rain. Zuo Bian looked at the raindrops streaming down the car window, and a classic line from the Green Tea Handbook popped into her mind.

    【Is it coming? Is it coming? The classic scene from the promotional blurb on Jinjiang(jjwxc)!】*

    [I can sense a surge of energy in the future, ribbit!]

    ‘I already know what to do. Qin Ai won’t be home until 8 p.m., so I’ll have dinner first. Then I’ll make my move closer to 8.’

    ================

    At 8 p.m., the sky was completely dark, except for the streetlights illuminating small patches of the road.

    A white car sped by, its wheels splashing through puddles. The windshield wipers swung back and forth, clearing the rain that streamed down, leaving winding trails.

    Qin Ai’s hands were on the steering wheel, her right fingers tapping rhythmically, betraying her impatience.

    Zuo Bian hadn’t sent her a single message all day. Qin Ai smoothly turned a corner, driving the car into the garage.

    After getting out of the car, she checked her phone again, but there were still no messages.

    Qin Ai put away her phone and strode out of the garage.

    The rain was heavy tonight. Even while showering, Qin Ai could faintly hear the rumbling thunder and the drumming of raindrops outside.

    As she came out of the bathroom, she saw her phone light up on the table.

    Caller ID: Bian.

    “Hello.”

    “Ai Jiejie, the rain is heavy, and I am soaked all over.” Zuo Bian’s voice trembled slightly, the sound of rain a constant background noise.

    Qin Ai frowned, her feet instinctively moving towards the door. “Where are you? I’ll come pick you up.”

    “I’m at your doorstep.” Zuo Bian leaned against a pillar in front of Qin Ai’s house. To make herself look even more drenched, she scooped up some rainwater and rubbed it on her hair.

    “I’m coming out to get you right now.”

    Qin Ai didn’t hang up the phone. Zuo Bian heard hurried footsteps through the receiver. She found a dry strand of hair and wetted it with more rainwater.

    【Host, you look absolutely pitiful now, a perfect delicate little white flower!】

    [So beautiful, so beautiful, ribbit! Wet seduction, ribbit! ]

    【You little kid, what do you know about wet seduction!】

    [But I’m three thousand years old, ribbit… ]

    【You’re always so childish, I think you’re only three years old. Never mind, Host, good luck. I’m ready to be censored again.】

    With a click, the door behind Zuo Bian opened. She instinctively turned to look at Qin Ai, pretending to be cold and rubbing her bare arms. “Qin Ai, I’m so cold.”

    To enhance the effect of her vulnerability, Zuo Bian had specifically chosen a white dress. The thin fabric clung to her skin, outlining her curves.

    Her semi-wet hair hung down her chest, a drop of water sliding down her neck and merging with her damp collar. Her delicate face looked up at Qin Ai, her eyes filled with dependence and vulnerability.

    “Come in. Why didn’t you bring an umbrella?” Qin Ai handed Zuo Bian a pair of slippers.

    Zuo Bian took off her shoes and changed into the slippers. Water dripped from her clothes, leaving a puddle on the floor.

    “Because I wanted to see you, so I came over. I didn’t expect it to rain suddenly. I think I’ve made your house dirty…” Zuo Bian lowered her head, feigning unease.

    Qin Ai said, “It’s okay, I’ll have someone clean it up later.”

    Zuo Bian took a deep breath and delivered the classic line: “Qin Ai, you’re home alone, can I borrow your bathroom to take a shower?”

    The heavy rain continued, enveloping the world. A bolt of lightning struck, and Zuo Bian flinched, then threw herself into Qin Ai’s arms in fear.

    【Host, you’re a delicate and fragile girl who’s afraid of thunder! Act scared!】

    The force of Zuo Bian’s embrace made Qin Ai stagger, barely managing to keep her balance.

    Zuo Bian’s unique fragrance, mixed with the scent of rain, enveloped Qin Ai. Her soft and slender body pressed against her.

    Qin Ai instinctively raised her hand and patted Zuo Bian’s back gently. “Go take a shower, you’ll catch a cold if you don’t change.”

    However, her hand slid down Zuo Bian’s back, resting on her slender waist.

    Zuo Bian’s heart pounded with both nervousness and anticipation.

    The Green Tea Handbook stated that if you confirmed the other person was home alone on a rainy day, you should deliberately get drenched in the rain and go to their place, making sure to deliver the classic line.

    A dark and rainy night was a perfect opportunity for something to happen. A house with only two people, a woman soaked to the bone, and suggestive words filled with innuendo, everything was perfectly in place.

    The Green Tea Handbook only said that this would lead to significant progress but didn’t specify what would happen. But it was precisely because of the uncertainty that Zuo Bian felt both nervous and excited.

    “I’m so scared.” Zuo Bian hugged Qin Ai tighter, her soft breasts pressing against her.

    “Afraid of thunder?”

    “Mm-hmm.” Zuo Bian nodded earnestly, but her acting was too superficial. Qin Ai could see through it easily.

    But Qin Ai didn’t expose her. She smirked and asked, “What if it thunders while you’re showering? Do you want me to accompany you in the shower too?”

    Zuo Bian thought about it seriously. According to her current persona as a delicate little white flower afraid of thunder, she should be so scared that she would want someone to accompany her everywhere.

    So she replied, “Mm, Ai Jiejie, come shower with me.”

    Qin Ai gently brushed Zuo Bian’s hair behind her ear with her free hand, her eyes half-closed, her voice low and husky. “Zuo Bian, do you know what you’re saying? Do you know the consequences of this?”

    Zuo Bian looked into Qin Ai’s eyes, which were as clear and bright as a washed sky, seeing straight through to her soul.

    “Can’t we shower together?”

    It was a difficult invitation to refuse, but Qin Ai still refused.

    “I’ve already showered. I’ll stay outside with you. Go ahead.” Qin Ai loosened her grip on Zuo Bian’s waist.

    Qin Ai had initially planned to “devour” Zuo Bian tonight, but she wanted to wait until Zuo Bian truly understood what love meant. She didn’t want something obtained through trickery.

    She could have been more manipulative and used sweet words to make Zuo Bian willingly offer her heart and body. But she cherished Zuo Bian, and it was precisely because she cherished her that she didn’t dare to take advantage of her.

    Zuo Bian entered the bathroom. It was still warm from Qin Ai’s shower, and her scent lingered in the air. Qin Ai’s discarded clothes were in the laundry basket.

    On a whim, Zuo Bian picked up one of Qin Ai’s shirts, blushing as she secretly sniffed it.

    “It smells so good. This is Qin Ai’s scent.” She took another deep breath, but her gaze couldn’t help but wander to something else.

    “Would the scent be stronger on her underwear?” Zuo Bian wondered.

    【!!!! Host, you have the potential to be a pervert! Although I’m currently censored, I can guess what you’re looking at! I didn’t know you were this kind of person, Zuo Bian.】

    Zuo Bian put down Qin Ai’s shirt and reluctantly averted her gaze. “I can’t ruin my innocent little bunny persona. I’m going to shower.”

    【Eh? That’s not what I meant! Keep sniffing! It would be even better if you ‘accidentally’ let Qin Ai see you…】

    Then the classic plot of “Overbearing CEO’s Fierce Love” could unfold.

    ***

    T/N:

    【Is it coming? Is it coming? The classic scene from the novel’s promotional blurb on Jinjiang(jjwxc)!】*

    This line refers to the Description of the novel

    The system is breaking the fourth wall by referencing a scene :”The rain is heavy, and I am soaked all over. He’s away, can I borrow your bathroom to take a shower?”

  • Green Tea Villainess Fails 37

    Chapter 37

    【Warning, warning, Host! I’ve detected a few cannon fodder characters who are planning to kidnap you and threaten Qin Ai.】

    ‘Who are they?’

    【Let me see… We’ve entered a plot point, so I have access to more information now. Oh, they’re Qin Ai’s distant relatives. They’ve been colluding with the Wang family, greedily trying to extort benefits from Qin Ai. They were the reason Qin Ai was late for your shopping trip before.】

    【Now they’re targeting you. They think you’re Qin Ai’s beloved woman, and that she’ll listen to them if they kidnap you.】

    Zuo Bian blushed upon hearing 555 call her Qin Ai’s beloved woman. ‘That’s a bit embarrassing.’

    【This is not the time to be embarrassed! They want to kidnap you!】

    ‘But I can knock someone out with one punch.’

    555: …

    【Sorry, I think I should be worried about those kidnappers now. I’ll light a candle for them in advance.】

    [They’re just small fry, ribbit. Ambition level: 100, combat power: 80, intelligence: 55, action power: 1000, overall score: 5, ribbit.]

    【Did I hear correctly? Their action power is over a thousand, but why is their overall score so low? Even Lin Qingqing has a score of 30!】

    Little Frog croaked, [Because Xiao Bianbian’s combat power is 10000000, ribbit, so their combined score is only 5, ribbit.]

    Zuo Bian couldn’t help but smile. So their combined score was only 5.

    There was no need to hide. Zuo Bian asked the driver to drop her off near where those people were waiting, deliberately letting them follow her.

    To make it easier to deal with them, Zuo Bian didn’t let her bodyguards follow her and even walked towards a secluded area.

    It wasn’t good to fight people. If she had to fight, she had to make sure no one saw her.

    ‘555, is there a hidden place nearby without surveillance cameras?’ Zuo Bian strolled down the street, the five men tailing her at a distance. At first glance, it looked perfectly normal, not like they were intentionally following her.

    【Detected. There’s an abandoned factory nearby. It’s currently empty, and the surveillance cameras are broken. It’s perfect for you to fight, Host.】

    ‘Okay, then navigate me there.’

    【Sexy 555 is here to guide you. Turn left in a hundred meters. Good, after passing through this alley, you’ll see a three-way intersection. Now take the first right…】

    The men following Zuo Bian noticed that she was walking faster and faster towards a more secluded area. Two of them exchanged glances, whispering, “This woman is really stupid. It seems like she realized she’s being followed, but instead of going to a crowded place, she’s going somewhere secluded.”

    “The more foolish she is, the better for us.”

    Zuo Bian was walking so fast that the men had to jog to keep up.

    One of the men, with center-parted hair, said as he ran, “I heard this Zuo Bian is the daughter of the Zuo family.”

    Another man, with a more impulsive personality, said, “I don’t care about the Zuo family. I just want to know, do you guys want money?”

    “Yes!”

    “Then follow me. Can’t five grown men beat one woman?”

    Only two of the five men were Qin Ai’s shameless distant relatives. The other three were hired thugs. At that moment, they had no idea what kind of beating they were about to receive. They were still fantasizing about a bright future filled with extorted money.

    When they saw Zuo Bian enter the abandoned factory, they were overjoyed.

    “It seems like luck is on our side today. We don’t even need the chloroform.” The leader wiped the sweat from his forehead.

    The man with the center-parted hair hesitated. “But don’t you find it strange? What mentally sound woman would come to a place like this after realizing she’s being followed? I have a bad feeling about this.”

    The leader, Qin Da, slapped the back of the man’s head. “Qin Er, do you want the money or not? Stop whining so much. Don’t tell me you’re afraid of a woman? I can break her skinny arms and legs with one hand!”

    Qin Er, rubbing his aching head, didn’t dare to speak. He silently followed the others into the abandoned factory.

    The factory was eerily quiet. All they could hear was their own breathing and the occasional creaking of rusty metal under their feet. It was unsettling.

    Zuo Bian, who had just entered, seemed to have vanished into thin air. The wind howled through the broken windows, sending shivers down their spines.

    “Where is she?” Qin Da kicked everything in his path, scattering the rotten tables and chairs.

    “I know you’re following me. I want to know why.” A woman’s voice echoed through the factory, bouncing off the walls, making it impossible to pinpoint her location.

    Qin Da heard Zuo Bian’s voice and instinctively looked around, trying to find her.

    “Miss Zuo, we don’t want to kidnap you. It’s Qin Ai’s fault for being so stubborn and refusing to give us money. We’re all part of the Qin family, why can’t we have some of her money? To make her yield, we had no choice but to resort to this tactic, kidnapping the woman she loves.” Qin Da spoke as he walked forward, pulling open a cabinet, but it was empty.

    “Okay, I understand.” Zuo Bian crouched down, hiding a smile, then slowly emerged from a corner on the second floor.

    【Host, I highly doubt you just wanted to hear him say that.】

    [Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, Xiao Bianbian is Qin Ai’s most beloved woman, ribbit! I want milk! ] Little Frog started flattering Zuo Bian again.

    Zuo Bian walked onto the suspended metal walkway on the second floor, saying to Little Frog in her mind, ‘I’ll give you three bottles, any flavor you want.’

    The five men downstairs finally saw Zuo Bian. They looked up, and all except Qin Er had confident smiles on their faces.

    Zuo Bian had come out on her own. All they had to do was catch her.

    Qin Da waved his hand. “Let’s go! Follow me upstairs!”

    Qin Er reluctantly followed behind. His intuition told him they should run out of this place as fast as they could, as far away as possible, preferably to a place with surveillance cameras and people.

    The moment Qin Da stepped onto the stairs, he felt a strong gust of wind and instinctively closed his eyes.

    Zuo Bian, like a bird taking flight, jumped down from the four-meter-high metal walkway, landing behind the men, kicking up a cloud of dust.

    The men turned around instinctively, confused as to how Zuo Bian had suddenly appeared behind them.

    “Why should Qin Ai’s money be spent on you? You have perfectly good limbs, can’t you work?” As a person with a strong sense of justice, Zuo Bian highly disapproved of this kind of unearned income.

    One of the men sneered and threw a punch at Zuo Bian. “Isn’t this work?”

    With a crack, Zuo Bian effortlessly broke the man’s arm with one hand. She tilted her head and said, “Begging on the streets with a broken arm or leg should also earn you some money, right?”

    The other men were too shocked to move. They seemed to have messed with the wrong person. Last time, Qin Da and Qin Er’s sister had hired someone to kidnap Qin Ai, and it had failed. They were still in jail. Were they going to fail again this time?

    Zuo Bian tossed the man to the ground and approached the remaining men, taking one step at a time. “Do you prefer a broken arm or a broken leg? I’ll be gentle.”

    She gave them a pure and innocent smile, but to them, it was terrifying.

    This woman was too scary!

    But the men still held onto a sliver of hope. Could they beat her if they all attacked together?

    Qin Da gave them a look, and the men understood, charging at Zuo Bian simultaneously.

    “Ah—”

    “Ah—”

    “Ah—”

    Three screams rang out as Zuo Bian sent them flying with a single punch. They crashed against the wall, landing several meters away.

    Just as Zuo Bian had said, she knocked them out with one punch.

    Qin Er, who was trembling in fear, immediately knelt before Zuo Bian. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry, I’m sorry! I won’t do it again!”

    Zuo Bian grabbed Qin Er’s hair and gave him a Mediterranean hairstyle. “This is your punishment. As a healthy adult, if you want money, you should earn it through your own labor, not through these shady means.”

    The man whose arm had been broken tried to attack Zuo Bian from behind, but she seemed to have eyes on the back of her head and punched him before he could even get close. The man opened his mouth, and a few broken teeth fell out.

    “Ughhhhhhh—ah—!”

    Qin Da and the others, who had just entertained the thought of fighting back, gave up completely and agreed with Zuo Bian’s words, their faces covered in dirt.

    “You’re right, Boss.”

    Zuo Bian corrected him. “Don’t use such gangster terms. You should call me Miss Zuo. I see that you’re all physically fit. There are many suitable jobs for you in society…”

    Then Zuo Bian launched into a long lecture, trying to use her words (and fists) to inspire them to reform and become upstanding citizens.

    The five men didn’t care what Zuo Bian was saying. They nodded along to everything she said.

    When Zuo Bian got tired of talking, she took out a drink from her bag. At that moment, she heard 555 say, 【It was Qin Da and Qin Er’s sister who instructed someone to attack Qin Ai at the parking lot last time. Although they failed both times, their persistence is truly touching. I’m so moved that I want to send them to jail.】

    Zuo Bian pondered for a moment and made a phone call. The men watched her nervously, afraid that she would call the police. They all had criminal records and were terrified of the police.

    “Hello, Brother, can you help me deal with a few people?” Zuo Bian paused for a moment. “These people tried to kidnap me, but I taught them a little lesson. I want to invite them to live in prison.”

    Zuo Yuan on the other end of the line: “Xiao Bian, are you alright? You should have called me immediately! Don’t worry, I’ll make sure those who dared to hurt my sister know why flowers are so red!”

    Man A, who had been “slightly” taught a lesson, had a broken arm and five broken teeth. Man B had three broken ribs and two black eyes. Man C had both arms dislocated and extensive abrasions on his back. Qin Da had a sprained waist, a broken leg, and two slap marks on his face.

    The least injured was Qin Er, who had only lost his hair. Zuo Bian had even kindly left a circle of hair around the sides, giving the young Qin Er some dignity.

    In fact, having a circle of hair left was even uglier than being completely bald! Qin Er covered his face and cried, regretting not stopping his brother sooner.

    For Zuo Yuan, it was a piece of cake to send these men with criminal records to jail. He arrived with the police.

    Although the five men were seriously injured, it was ultimately ruled that Zuo Bian acted in self-defense. They were sent to prison for their previous crimes.

    As they were being escorted into the police car, Zuo Bian waved at them with a infuriating smile. “You don’t have to worry about finding a job in prison! And there’s no need to spend money either. Stop thinking about extorting money from Qin Ai!”

  • Green Tea Villainess Fails 36

    Chapter 36

    Chang Wenyan wasn’t into anime, but he understood what Zuo Bian meant. She was the “person who appeared out of the blue,” and he was the “childhood friend.”

    “Qin Ai, is there really no chance for us?” Chang Wenyan looked at Qin Ai, his eyes filled with longing.

    Everyone at the table knew they shouldn’t eavesdrop on this conversation, so they quickly excused themselves, leaving only Qin Ai, Zuo Bian, Chang Wenyan, and Chang Wensi at the table.

    Qin Ai continued peeling the crab, barely glancing at Chang Wenyan. “What chance? If you’re talking about an arranged marriage, I suggest you stop bringing it up. If you’re talking about a business partnership, then talk to me after you’ve become the head of the Chang family.”

    Chang Wenyan’s expression faltered. The Chang family was indeed one of the leading families, but their internal affairs were far from as glamorous as they appeared on the surface.

    Several of his cousins were trying to pull him down from his position, and there was also his grandfather, whose controlling nature had reached a suffocating level. No matter what decisions he made, his grandfather would interfere.

    It was his grandfather who had stubbornly refused to help the Qin family when they were in crisis and had even tried to take advantage of their vulnerability.

    Chang Wenyan clenched his fists. “Qin Ai, I understand what you mean. One day, I’ll make you willing to cooperate with me.”

    Qin Ai raised an eyebrow. “I’ll be waiting.”

    Chang Wenyan turned to Chang Wensi. “Wensi, let’s go. I have important things to do.”

    Chang Wensi didn’t understand their conversation, but she quickly grabbed her bag and followed her brother when he said he was leaving.

    With Chang Wenyan and Chang Wensi gone, only Qin Ai and Zuo Bian were left at the table, but it didn’t affect their meal.

    Zuo Bian took a sip of her lychee oolong tea and licked her lips. “Qin Ai, you don’t seem to dislike Chang Wenyan.”

    “Are you unhappy again?” Qin Ai asked.

    Zuo Bian shook her head. To her, the “male lead” Chang Wenyan posed less of a threat than the beautiful waitress in the cheongsam.

    “I just feel like you have a bit of a ‘wasted talent’* feeling towards him.” (An idiom meaning “to feel disappointed that someone is not living up to their potential”)

    Qin Ai looked at Zuo Bian in surprise. “You’re right. Because the Chang Wenyan I know shouldn’t be someone who is held back by an old fool.”

    Those beautiful red lips uttered the words “old fool” with such grace and elegance, as if they were just a figment of the listener’s imagination.

    Zuo Bian had also learned a bit about the Qin family from her mother and knew who the “old fool” Qin Ai was referring to was.

    Sensing that Qin Ai wasn’t in a good mood, Zuo Bian activated her Green Tea-flavored praise technique.

    “Qin Ai, I think you’re really amazing. I’ve heard about what happened to your family. You were only twenty years old at the time. At such a young age, you managed to support the Qin family and become the CEO of Qin Group. And you’re so beautiful, you have such a good figure, and you’re kind and considerate. I think the person who becomes your girlfriend must be very lucky.”

    Classic Green Tea line: You’re so amazing, [insert a bunch of compliments], the person who becomes your girlfriend must be so lucky.

    Qin Ai raised an eyebrow and smiled, leaning closer to Zuo Bian. Her words were intoxicating. “Then, do you want to be my girlfriend?”

    Zuo Bian’s eyes were a bit dazed. Under the dim lighting and the intoxicating aroma, she subconsciously wanted to say yes.

    But 555 yelled in her mind, 【Host, hold on! Have you forgotten your role? You’re a Green Tea! Stick to your role, never confess first! You can only agree after Qin Ai confesses!】

    Zuo Bian instantly sobered up a little. She thought for a moment and replied, “But Ai Jiejie, we’re just good sisters.”

    Classic Green Tea line number two: [Name] Gege or Jiejie (older brother or sister), we’re just good siblings. Maintaining intimacy without defining the relationship, using the excuse of being siblings to stay close.

    Qin Ai chuckled and leaned back. “We’re not related by blood, so we can only be sworn sisters. Sworn sister, I look forward to our future interactions.”

    “Mm-hmm.” Zuo Bian nodded seriously.

    However, she couldn’t help but wonder in her mind, ‘555, why do I always feel like Qin Ai is flirting with me? Her words seem normal though.’

    555 really wanted to point out that Qin Ai had emphasized the word “sworn” in “sworn sisters,” but in order to help its muscular little bunny host fall for the cunning Qin Ai, it chose to lie.

    【What’s strange about it? It’s perfectly normal, Host, you must be overthinking it!】

    Zuo Bian suppressed her doubts and continued eating.

    People at other tables were secretly glancing at Zuo Bian and Qin Ai, especially the few staff members who shipped them. They were ecstatic to see the two of them talking closely.

    After this dinner, everyone would officially part ways. It wouldn’t be easy to meet again, and they were especially reluctant to part with Zuo Bian. After all, she was beautiful, had a good personality, and often treated them to meals.

    It was already very late when the dinner ended. Qin Ai drove Zuo Bian home and asked her what she planned to do after filming wrapped up.

    Zuo Bian’s eyes were filled with longing. “Of course, I’m going to study. I want to learn everything. First, I want to get my driver’s license, so I can drive you home in the future.”

    “Then I’ll be looking forward to that day. Also, about our new brand, AB, would Miss Zuo Bian be willing to be our spokesperson?”

    Zuo Bian said excitedly, “I’d be delighted!”

    Qin Ai smiled. “What do you want for your endorsement fee?”

    “I want the privilege of enjoying all AB drinks for free, for life.”

    Qin Ai’s eyes were filled with a hint of helplessness, but this answer was very much in line with Zuo Bian’s personality.

    “You already have that privilege.”

    Zuo Bian rested her chin on her hand, looking troubled. “But I haven’t thought of anything else I want. I don’t lack money.”

    Qin Ai said, “Then I’ll grant you one wish.”

    Zuo Bian suddenly remembered something. Her eyes lit up, and she said to Qin Ai, “Since you said so, then I won’t hold back. I want you to go to the amusement park with me. That’s simple enough, right?”

    “It is quite simple…”

    Zuo Bian noticed that Qin Ai had slowed down. She tilted her head and asked, “Qin Ai, do you not want to go to the amusement park with me? It’s okay if you don’t, I don’t really, really, really want to go.”

    【This strategic retreat is 666666.】(666 is internet slang for “awesome”)

    Finally, Qin Ai sighed. “I’m not unwilling, but why do you suddenly want to go to the amusement park with me?”

    Qin Ai didn’t even need to ask much, Zuo Bian had already completely sold out her teammate.

    “Xiao Tian told me that you love amusement parks, but you pretend to dislike them because you think it’s childish for adults to go.”

    Looking at Zuo Bian’s innocent and bright smile, Qin Ai shook her head with a smile.

    However, her eyes soon narrowed slightly, and she started devising various ways to torment Qin Tian.

    Qin Tian knew his sister was afraid of heights. To get revenge for his confiscated allowance, he had decided to use Zuo Bian as a weapon. Unfortunately, he never expected that Zuo Bian would sell him out so quickly and thoroughly.

    “I’ll be quite busy lately, I don’t have time. But I’ll be much freer after this period is over. How about I take you on the weekend?”

    Zuo Bian nodded. “Okay, there are still four days until the weekend. Can I go to your company and see you during these four days? I won’t disturb your work, I’ll just quietly read or play games.”

    “Of course, you can come whenever you want.”

    ====================

    It was already ten o’clock at night when Zuo Bian arrived home. She told her parents about her desire to get a driver’s license. Du Yundong assured her that they would arrange everything, Zuo Bian only needed to take the test.

    The next day, Zuo Bian started studying for the theory test. After studying at home for half a day, she decided to continue studying at Qin Ai’s office. Although she might not be able to talk to Qin Ai much, she just wanted to be there.

    Zuo Bian was a woman of action. She packed ten bottles of the new drinks Qin Ai had sent her into her bag and changed into a new outfit.

    It was true that no matter what era, girls would always dress up when meeting their crush.

    Little Frog, seeing that Zuo Bian was about to leave, hopped excitedly from the bedside table to the floor. If it weren’t for the soft carpet in Zuo Bian’s room, it would have probably bumped its head and gotten a big lump.

    “Take me with you, ribbit!”

    Little Frog had already appeared on camera during Zuo Bian’s video chat with Qin Ai, so Qin Ai already knew about its existence. Therefore, Zuo Bian didn’t think there was anything wrong with bringing Little Frog along.

    【Host, I also want a body!】

    However, Zuo Bian frowned with concern. “But your spare bodies are all too big, it’s not convenient to take them out.”

    【5555555 I refuse to believe it!】

    It was 555’s fault for being too greedy. It always chose larger bodies to show off its non-existent aura in front of Little Frog.

    “Let’s go, let’s go!” Zuo Bian slung her bag over her shoulder, holding Little Frog in her hand, and headed out.

    As they were in the car, Zuo Bian suddenly heard 555 say, 【Host, I sense a plot fluctuation! Hehehe, it seems I might be censored for a while. I wonder how much the progress bar will increase this time.】

    Unfortunately, 555 had the passive skill of “always being proven wrong.” Its ability to predict the plot was worse than Little Frog’s.

    Little Frog furrowed its nonexistent brow. [But ribbit, I don’t think this is a good thing, ribbit.]

    ‘Is something going to happen to Qin Ai?’ Zuo Bian was worried.

    【No, I just contacted the higher-ups. The upcoming plot does have something to do with Qin Ai, but I don’t know the specifics. It would be great if there was a little informant around.】

    555 missed Chang Wensi, who used to provide them with plot spoilers. Unfortunately, the filming had wrapped up, and Chang Wensi wouldn’t be appearing frequently by Zuo Bian’s side to offer information anymore.

    ‘I’m relieved to hear that Qin Ai won’t be in danger.’ Zuo Bian relaxed, not worried about what the upcoming plot might be.

    【Host, how can you be so relaxed? It might be a dangerous plot!】

    ‘Hearing you say that, I know it’s not dangerous.’ Zuo Bian leaned back comfortably, taking out a bottle of AB tomato juice and sipping it.

    ***

    T/N:

    Wasted talent: Instead, the author uses the idiom 恨铁不成钢, which means “to feel resentful towards someone for failing to meet expectations and impatient to see improvement”. I opted for “Wasted talent” as a shorter alternative.

    Additional: Just to remember that “55555” is equivalent to “wuwuwuwuwu”, which represents crying.

  • Green Tea Villainess Fails 35

    Chapter 35

    After chatting for a while longer, Zuo Bian and Qin Ai descended the mountain. On their way down, Zuo Bian almost tripped over Chang Wensi, who was still lying unconscious on the ground.

    Zuo Bian stumbled but managed to regain her balance. She brushed away the leaves, revealing Chang Wensi’s face.

    The wind must have been strong, blowing leaves all over Chang Wensi’s face, making Zuo Bian miss her lying on the ground.

    “555, didn’t you say Chang Wensi would return to her original position?”

    【Well, the world’s boundary has expanded, so she didn’t touch the edge and won’t be forcefully reset. But she won’t be waking up anytime soon.】

    “Then let’s take her back, we can’t leave her here exposed to the elements.” Just as Zuo Bian finished speaking, a beam of light swept across her face.

    “Zuo Bian! Chang Wensi! Where are you?!”

    “Miss Chang! Miss Chang!”

    “Miss Zuo, please answer if you can hear us!”

    【It seems someone saw you two coming this way and got worried, so they came looking for you.】

    Zuo Bian waved towards the light source. “We’re here!”

    Hearing Zuo Bian’s voice, everyone rushed over. Her assistant and manager were worried sick, relieved to see that she was fine.

    Chang Wensi’s assistant looked around and asked, “Miss Zuo, where is Miss Chang? I don’t see her.”

    Zuo Bian pointed to the ground. “She fainted.”

    “Ah! Miss Chang!”

    The three assistants worked together to lift Chang Wensi, looking more like they were carrying a sack of potatoes than a person.

    Chang Wensi’s head was hanging down, her hair swaying. Zuo Bian, following behind, saw Chang Wensi’s face turning red, looking like she was about to vomit, but she remained unconscious.

    After finding Chang Wensi and Zuo Bian, the group descended the mountain. Zuo Bian felt that these people were different from before, as if they had become more real.

    A question lingered in Zuo Bian’s mind. She asked 555, ‘555, you said this world was created by someone’s imagination. Who is that person?’

    【I don’t know. I don’t have the authority to access that information yet. Once your mission is complete, I’ll be qualified to know. The world that person created is like a seed, and you’re the one who helped it sprout and grow. Eventually, this world will become a towering tree, stable and with a perfect cycle.】

    ‘I really want to know who that person is.’

    【It must be a very kind person, someone who loves you very much. I can feel this world’s blessings and love for you.】

    As they emerged from the forest, their view widened. The starry sky glittered above them, and Zuo Bian was surrounded by the lively chatter of the crew. Her phone vibrated in her pocket.

    Answering the call, she heard her parents’ concerned voices, occasionally mixed with muffled sounds of her brother, Zuo Yuan, trying to speak but being silenced.

    Zuo Bian reassured them that she was fine, she just wanted to go up the mountain for some fresh air. Du Yundong gave her a few more reminders before hanging up the phone.

    Everything she had never had before was appearing in this world, one by one.

    ‘I can feel it, this love.’ Zuo Bian smiled slightly, looking up at the night sky, silently thanking the person who created this world.

    =====

    For the next month, Zuo Bian was busy filming. She tried to have a video call with Qin Ai every day, and if there wasn’t enough time, they would at least call each other to say good night.

    Through filming, Zuo Bian realized how demanding this profession was. Once you were involved, it was a commitment of several months, with a heavy workload, unpredictable breaks, and constant scrutiny from the public.

    Zuo Bian was a newcomer after all, her only work being the yet-to-be-released “Ascending to Immortality.” She didn’t have much attention. The one in the spotlight was Xu Ruisheng, whose past scandals were being dug up, and no matter how hard his team tried, they couldn’t suppress them.

    Coupled with his bad behavior on set, a large number of his fans unfollowed him, many even turning against him.

    There was never a shortage of gossip in the entertainment industry. After being blacklisted for a while, Xu Ruisheng was completely forgotten. His acting skills were mediocre, his looks weren’t considered god-tier in the industry, and his carefully constructed perfect persona had crumbled. His future was bleak.

    As for Hu Miaofu, who had been kicked out of the production, no one even remembered her.

    Soon, the day of “Ascending to Immortality’s” final shoot arrived. Everyone was both happy and sad. They had spent several months together and had developed a bond, and now it was time to part ways.

    The director and the production team organized a farewell dinner for everyone.

    History seemed to repeat itself as Chang Wenyan and Qin Ai appeared at the crew’s dinner. However, this time, it was Qin Ai who was treating everyone, saying it was to thank them for taking care of Zuo Bian.

    Zuo Bian’s background was impressive, this was known by many people in the crew, but no one in the industry could find out her true identity. Now it seemed that the person behind her was Qin Ai, after all, one of the drama’s investors was Qin Group.

    Some people had guessed that Zuo Bian was the daughter of the Zuo family, but it was said that the daughter of the Zuo family had intellectual disabilities and had trouble communicating with people. She was carefully protected by her family, so how could she possibly enter the entertainment industry and act?

    Qin Ai booked the famous Jinrong restaurant. Tonight, Jinrong was only serving the “Ascending to Immortality” crew.

    Not only was Jinrong’s dining environment excellent, but their food was also exceptional. It was usually necessary to book a table half a month in advance, and Qin Ai had actually booked the entire restaurant.

    The crew and actors sitting at the tables couldn’t help but marvel at Qin Ai’s wealth and power. She was indeed a woman at the top of the pyramid.

    Qin Ai stood with Chang Wenyan, who was also a CEO, but Qin Ai’s aura clearly dominated.

    Someone whispered, “Although President Chang is also handsome, I don’t know why, but when I think of a domineering CEO, I can’t help but think of President Qin.”

    The makeup artist said, “It’s probably her aura. Ugh, the way President Qin pulled out the chair for Miss Zuo was so hot!”

    “I heard that Miss Zuo and President Qin are good friends.”

    “Tsk, so innocent. Remove the ‘good’ and replace it with ‘girlfriends.’ I ship this CP.”

    At another table, Zuo Bian sat with Qin Ai, Chang Wensi and Chang Wenyan sitting across from them. The director and the production assistant, who were sitting with these four main characters, felt extremely awkward. Should they find an excuse to switch tables?

    However, the atmosphere at the table wasn’t as tense as last time. Chang Wenyan was quietly eating his food, seemingly much more subdued.

    Chang Wensi still looked displeased. She felt indignant for her brother.

    Her brother had come first, but Zuo Bian had interfered.

    Ever since they were young, Chang Wensi had always believed that Qin Ai would end up with her brother. After all, first come, first served.

    But Chang Wensi forgot that love wasn’t a matter of who came first. If he truly liked Qin Ai, he would have realized it long ago, and they wouldn’t be in this situation now.

    Ignoring Chang Wensi’s laser-like gaze, Zuo Bian leaned towards Qin Ai and whispered, “Qin Ai, the drink you sent me last time was delicious. It had the flavors of lychee and green tea. But there was nothing on the packaging. Is it a new drink?”

    Qin Ai smiled slightly. “Mm, it’s a new drink we developed this month, sugar-free lychee oolong tea. You’re the first person to try it.”

    Zuo Bian’s eyes sparkled. “The only customer in the entire factory?”

    “Mm, the only one. We’ll be developing more flavors in the future, all tailored to your preferences.”

    “Qin Ai, I have an idea. It feels a bit lonely to enjoy such a delicious drink all by myself. I want more people to try it. And developing new drinks must be expensive, right? It’s not sustainable to keep investing without any returns. The factory will go bankrupt.”

    Zuo Bian’s concerns were valid, but with Qin Ai’s wealth, she could easily support a non-profit beverage factory.

    But since Zuo Bian had said so, Qin Ai naturally wouldn’t refuse. “How about we call the brand ‘AB’? What do you think?”

    Zuo Bian asked in confusion, “Does ‘AB’ have any special meaning?”

    Qin Ai rested her chin on her hand, a gentle smile on her face. “Take a guess. There’s a reward if you get it right.”

    Zuo Bian racked her brains, her previously picked up spare ribs now cold in her bowl. Finally, she said uncertainly, “A and B are the first and second letters of the alphabet, so does AB mean ‘top-notch’?”

    Qin Ai shook her head. “Unfortunately, you guessed wrong. Eat your food, it’ll get cold if you don’t.”

    Zuo Bian lowered her head and took a bite of the spare rib. She loved meat on the bone, finding it more flavorful and tender.

    Usually, once Zuo Bian started eating, she would forget about everything else and simply enjoy the food. But today, because she was still thinking about the meaning of “AB,” she was a bit distracted.

    At that moment, she heard 555’s voice.

    【I know the answer to this question!】

    ‘555, do you know what AB means?’

    【Of course! AB must be the abbreviation of Ai Bian, Qin Ai’s ‘Ai’ and Zuo Bian’s ‘Bian.’ Ask Qin Ai if you don’t believe me. I definitely won’t be proven wrong this time!】

    555 was actually cheating. It had a little secret with Little Frog, a channel that Zuo Bian couldn’t hear. 555 had asked Little Frog for help, asking what Qin Ai meant by “AB,” and Little Frog had told it what to say.

    Zuo Bian put down the spare rib and leaned towards Qin Ai.

    “Qin Ai, is ‘AB’ an abbreviation of one character from each of our names?”

    “Mm, it is.” But there was another meaning, which Zuo Bian hadn’t realized.

    “Then what’s my reward?” Zuo Bian looked at Qin Ai expectantly.

    Qin Ai saw her own reflection in Zuo Bian’s bright and clear eyes. She smiled and said, “What should the reward be? How about I peel some crab for you? Do you want some?”

    Zuo Bian nodded happily. “Yes, please.”

    Zuo Bian had never eaten crab before and didn’t know how to handle it.

    Chang Wenyan, sitting across from them, naturally saw this scene. He frowned, seemingly deep in thought. Finally, he said, “Zuo Bian, I want to compete with you fairly. I was too arrogant before. Threatening a love rival is a foolish thing to do.”

    Everyone at the table held their breath, pretending to be invisible.

    Zuo Bian swallowed the delicious crab roe and said, “Give up, you’re destined to lose.”

    “Why?” Chang Wenyan’s brow furrowed.

    Zuo Bian remembered a classic trope. “Because childhood friends can never defeat someone who appears out of the blue.”

    Actually, it was because Chang Wenyan’s threat level was only 5. According to Little Frog, his overall score was only 0.01, he was a complete loser.

    ***

    T/N:

    AB

    After researching, I found that “AB” is likely a reference to the two sides of a CD, with “A” representing side A and “B” representing side B. This phrase is often used metaphorically to describe the dual nature of something, implying that there are multiple facets or sides to a person, object, or relationship.

    In the context of the novel, Qin Ai’s mention of “AB” might be hinting at the idea that she and Zuo Bian, have complex and multifaceted personalities, and that their relationship is more nuanced and layered than it initially seems.

    This is just a possible interpretation, and the true meaning of “AB” may be revealed later in the story.

  • Green Tea Villainess Fails 34

    Chapter 34

    Zuo Bian didn’t stay home for long. In the evening, she packed her things and prepared to return to the set.

    Due to Little Frog’s strong protests, Zuo Bian didn’t bring the frog-shaped alarm clock to the set.

    Little Frog insisted that it could be an alarm clock itself, and it was very good at it.

    Zuo Bian praised Little Frog and gave it a bottle of Vitasoy. Little Frog happily chirped, “You’re the best, Sister!” Its sweet-talking was relentless.

    555, who could speak despite having no mouth, expressed its disdain, but it was actually envious to death.

    The outdoor location that was previously unavailable had been opened to the crew. Zuo Bian didn’t have to return to the old place, she could go directly to the new location.

    It was late at night when Zuo Bian arrived at the filming site. The crew had already arranged their accommodation.

    Early the next morning, Zuo Bian got up, put on her makeup, and went to film. Chang Wensi was still the same, resting with her legs crossed when she wasn’t filming.

    Zhong Xin, after the incident where he tried to stand up for Hu Miaofu, didn’t dare to make his presence known anymore. When he bumped into Zuo Bian, he would greet her politely.

    Xu Ruisheng, a grown man, was as pampered and delicate as a young lady. He complained about the mosquitoes, the sun being too strong, and getting sunburned.

    His agent, Lü Deng, was also getting fed up with Xu Ruisheng’s attitude. Something seemed to be wrong with him recently. His endorsements had been replaced, and the dramas he was supposed to film had all been canceled.

    Rumors about Xu Ruisheng’s scandals were spreading online, especially the incident where he used a young actress for publicity and then slandered her. The fans of those actresses were furious and bombarded Xu Ruisheng’s Weibo comments.

    Several names flashed through Lü Deng’s mind. He wondered which powerful figure Xu Ruisheng had offended recently.

    Perhaps because Lü Deng had investigated Zuo Bian’s background before and found nothing significant, he didn’t even consider her as a possibility.

    Xu Ruisheng wasn’t a gentlemanly or perfect male god to begin with. His recent misfortunes had exposed his true nature, making him even more unpleasant.

    Xu Ruisheng’s bad luck was thanks to Zuo Yuan and Qin Ai. Zuo Yuan, worried that his innocent sister would be bullied, had investigated the situation on set.

    Qin Ai, after the incident with Hu Miaofu, wondered if there were others in the crew who might want to bully Zuo Bian. After all, the entertainment industry was a messy place, filled with all sorts of shady characters. So they both discovered Xu Ruisheng and Lü Deng’s plan to use Zuo Bian for publicity and then discard her.

    Qin Ai and Zuo Yuan didn’t tell Zuo Bian about their actions. In their eyes, Zuo Bian was pure and innocent and shouldn’t be exposed to such dirty matters.

    Meanwhile, Zuo Bian, completely unaware, was reading her script. In reality, even if Qin Ai and Zuo Yuan hadn’t done anything, Xu Ruisheng would have been no match for Zuo Bian.

    After all, straightforwardness countered all forms of hypocrisy.

    As night fell, the filming wrapped up. However, Zuo Bian didn’t immediately return to the hotel. She wanted to go up the mountain.

    This world’s highly developed cities were nice, but as a cultivator, she yearned for the vast sky and the free-flowing wind.

    Zuo Bian didn’t let her assistant or bodyguards follow her. She went up the mountain alone.

    Her eyesight and hearing were excellent, so she could easily navigate through the forest even without any lighting.

    Suddenly, Zuo Bian heard a sharp voice. “Zuo Bian, what are you doing?! Going up the mountain alone at this hour?!”

    Chang Wensi felt a heavy responsibility on her shoulders. This foolish Zuo Bian dared to enter the entertainment industry and act, and now she even dared to go up the mountain alone at night. She was practically asking for trouble.

    Chang Wensi pushed aside the branches blocking her path and walked towards Zuo Bian. Zuo Bian turned around and saw Chang Wensi’s annoyed expression. She was about to say that she was fine on her own when she saw Chang Wensi collapse to the ground with a thud.

    Zuo Bian rushed over and turned Chang Wensi over, seeing that her expression was still the same as before, her eyes wide open.

    “555, what happened to her?”

    【Host, you’ve reached the edge of this world. Don’t worry about her. People who touch the edge will have their memories reset and return to their original positions soon.】

    Zuo Bian carried Chang Wensi like a plank of wood, placing her on the grass and covering her with a pile of leaves.

    “Let’s go. I don’t want her to catch a cold.”

    【Host, go to the top of the mountain, you’ll see the edge of this world.】

    Zuo Bian turned and walked towards the summit. A gust of wind blew, sending the leaves flying into Chang Wensi’s face, some even getting stuck in her nostrils.

    ================

    Zuo Bian reached the top of the mountain. There was no starry sky as she had imagined. The sky in the distance was dark and silent, without a single glimmer of light.

    【We’ve reached the end.】

    Zuo Bian found a rock and sat down, looking up at the sky. “I never thought I would reach the end of the world one day.”

    【Host, I told you on the first day I bound to you that the plot had come to a standstill without your influence. This world is a world created by someone’s imagination. You and Qin Ai are the core of this world, and your souls are the strongest. The closer you are to each other, the more complete your souls become.】

    【That’s why the supporting characters are so one-dimensional and lack intelligence. The higher the mission completion rate, the more complete this world, which exists between reality and fiction, will become. The souls of the other characters will also become complete along with the world. Host, you’re a key figure in expanding the boundaries of this world. Have you ever wondered why you’re called Zuo Bian?】(Zuo Bian’s name literally means “left side”)

    Zuo Bian shook her head. “My name has always been Zuo Bian for as long as I can remember. My parents must have given me this name.”

    【Your mission is to expand and perfect the boundaries of this world, Zuo Bian.】

    “So that’s how it is.”

    【Exactly.】

    555 wiped the sweat from its nonexistent brow. It had made up the reason behind Zuo Bian’s name. It didn’t actually know why she was called Zuo Bian. It just said those things to make its words sound more profound and fateful.

    “Does Qin Ai know the truth about this world?”

    555 paused for a moment. 【As the protagonist, she should have some awareness.】

    “Okay, I understand. I want to see her.” Zuo Bian took out her phone from her pocket and saw that the signal bars were crossed out.

    There was no signal here.

    555 saw it too. 【Host, I’ll connect you to the internet, but my energy in this world is limited. I can probably only maintain a phone call, video calls might not be possible.】

    Hearing 555’s words, Zuo Bian’s face lit up with a smile. “Thank you, 555! You’re the cutest little cutie in the world!”

    【Hehe, I know I’m cute. Well, the internet is connected, hurry up and call your beloved.】

    Zuo Bian dialed Qin Ai’s number, and Qin Ai quickly answered.

    “Hello.” Qin Ai’s pleasant voice echoed through the phone in this silent world.

    “Good evening, your little cutie has suddenly appeared.” Zuo Bian couldn’t help but smile as she said this.

    Qin Ai said, “Mm, very cute.”

    “Qin Ai, I discovered a big secret today. Maybe you already know this secret.”

    A gentle breeze blew from somewhere, brushing against Zuo Bian’s cheek and lifting the hair from her shoulders.

    Qin Ai glanced out the window. “Are you going to tell me this secret?”

    Zuo Bian thought for a moment. “Maybe the world we live in is very small, so small that a car ride could take us to the end of the world.”

    Zuo Bian could hear Qin Ai’s soft breathing through the phone. She didn’t say anything.

    After a long silence, Qin Ai finally said, “It is very small.”

    This answer told Zuo Bian that Qin Ai knew more than 555 had imagined. She said to Qin Ai, “But this world will grow. It will definitely grow big enough for us to travel around the world and return to where we started. Qin Ai, do you believe me?”

    Zuo Bian heard Qin Ai say, “I believe you.”

    Zuo Bian smiled, although there were no stars in the night sky, the stars were in her eyes.

    “Qin Ai, play a song for me. I want to hear you play the piano.”

    “Okay. I composed a piece myself. No one has ever heard it before. Would you like to hear it?”

    “Of course.” Zuo Bian sat down on the grass, facing the boundless darkness.

    The sound of the piano under Qin Ai’s fingers was like fairies dancing on a moonlit lake, gently and slowly landing on Zuo Bian’s heart.

    Zuo Bian saw faint lights appearing in the distant darkness. The wind grew stronger, creating waves of grass on the ground. Clusters of pale golden light drifted from the void, and Zuo Bian could feel the energy within them.

    As the song neared its end, countless lights filled Zuo Bian’s vision. Suddenly, a strong gust of wind blew the lights towards her. Zuo Bian’s long hair billowed, and her clothes rustled in the wind, but she was smiling.

    The lights passed through Zuo Bian’s body and flowed into the world behind her. The last note of the song faded away, and Zuo Bian heard Qin Ai say, “This song is called ‘Galaxy,’ dedicated to you.”

    As those words fell, a brilliant galaxy gradually appeared above Zuo Bian’s head. The world, which was originally shrouded in darkness, began to take shape, revealing mountains, rivers, lakes, animals, and buildings.

    • The world was expanding.

    Zuo Bian smiled and said to Qin Ai on the phone, “Qin Ai, look out the window.”

    Qin Ai walked to the window. A grand shower of light descended upon the night, each speck of light landing on everything in the world. The entire night sky seemed to be illuminated. However, no one except Qin Ai and Zuo Bian could see this beautiful and magnificent scene.

    The light reflected in Qin Ai’s eyes, something flickering and burning within them.

    “Qin Ai, do you like this gift?” Zuo Bian’s voice was cheerful and expectant. She was waiting for Qin Ai’s answer.

    Qin Ai looked at the fading lights and smiled. “I like it very much, the gift you gave me.”

    “Qin Ai, let’s make a promise. When this world is complete, we’ll start from here and travel all over the world. We can’t miss out on seeing it now that it’s become so big.”

    Qin Ai’s gaze towards the night sky was filled with uncontainable joy. “Okay, I promise you.”

    Zuo Bian said happily, “Then it’s settled, you can’t go back on your word. I’ll be angry if you do.”

    “You angry? I’ve never seen you angry before.”

    “Actually, I also have a violent side, especially when I’m angry.” Zuo Bian said.

    Qin Ai chuckled. “Mm, I know, so I won’t break my promise.”

  • Green Tea Villainess Fails 33

    Chapter 33

    “What’s wrong, Brother? Are you feeling unwell?” Zuo Bian asked, worriedly looking at Zuo Yuan’s pale face.

    Zuo Yuan wiped his face, tucking the large gold chain back into his shirt as he lowered his hand. The cold metal made him shiver.

    “I’m fine, just a little thirsty.” Zuo Yuan always wore a smile when facing Zuo Bian.

    Zuo Bian nodded and took out a carton of apple cider vinegar from her bag. “Here, Brother, have a drink.”

    “Thank you, Xiao Bian.” Zuo Yuan happily accepted it, not even bothering to check what kind of drink it was before taking a big gulp.

    The sourness almost made him choke, and his handsome face turned green.

    “Is it not good? I’ve recently taken a liking to apple cider vinegar. I think it has a very unique flavor.”

    Zuo Yuan forced himself to swallow the incredibly sour drink and smiled. “It’s very good.”

    “Qin Ai, do you want one?” Zuo Bian rummaged through her bag.

    Qin Ai politely declined. “I prefer something sweet.”

    “I only brought sour drinks today. Then I’ll drink it myself.” Zuo Bian said as she took out another carton of apple cider vinegar.

    Qin Ai glanced at Zuo Yuan, a fake smile on her face. “Mr. Zuo, are you going to keep following us? I believe you must have a lot of work to do.”

    Zuo Yuan had already suffered enough. He didn’t want to be hurt any further, so he said, “Now that you mention it, I do have some things to take care of. I’ll be going now.”

    “Goodbye, Brother.” Zuo Bian waved at him.

    Zuo Yuan, outwardly happy but inwardly crying, left with his assistant. In reality, he decided to leave because he wanted his sister to be happy. She finally had some alone time with Qin Ai; he had made his appearance and it was time for him to exit.

    Although he disliked Qin Ai, she was at least better than those awful men.

    Thinking this, Zuo Yuan completely forgot that he was also an awful man.

    =========

    After Zuo Yuan left, Zuo Bian sipped her apple cider vinegar while browsing the plushies. Once she bought one, she couldn’t stop herself from picking out a whole bunch more.

    Her bodyguards once again became her porters, each carrying three or four plush toys in their arms.

    The bodyguards didn’t dare to advise against it. Both 555 and Qin Ai were encouraging her to buy more, one whispering in her ear, the other in her mind.

    【This one is cute! Buy it! That one is good too! Buy, buy, buy!】

    “This one is adorable. It looks a bit like you.”

    Zuo Bian picked up the long-eared rabbit plushie Qin Ai pointed at and held it next to her face, asking with confusion, “Does it really look like me?”

    Qin Ai smiled. “It looks like you when you’re being good.”

    Zuo Bian blinked, her ears turning slightly red.

    “Then let’s buy this one too.” She handed the plushie to a bodyguard.

    After buying twenty plushies, they finally moved on to other areas. Although Zuo Bian was from ancient times, her shopping prowess was no less than that of a modern person.

    She seemed to like everything and wanted to buy everything. Every time she hesitated, she would hear Qin Ai say, “Buy everything you want.”

    Eventually, Zuo Bian’s bodyguards couldn’t carry any more things. Qin Ai simply had someone note down everything Zuo Bian wanted and arranged for them to be delivered to the Zuo family home. It was proof that money could buy anything.

    After leaving the mall, Zuo Bian was quickly attracted by a cotton candy machine on the street.

    “Qin Ai, let’s go check it out, okay?” Zuo Bian tugged at Qin Ai’s hand.

    The gentle tug seemed to reach Qin Ai’s heart. She smiled and said, “Okay.”

    The elderly man operating the cotton candy machine might be old, but his hands were nimble. He spun colorful, cloud-like cotton candy onto long bamboo skewers.

    “This is a new type of cotton candy machine. The cotton candy it makes is very beautiful. Would you ladies like to buy some?” the old man asked as he worked.

    Zuo Bian watched intently as a fluffy, colorful flower took shape in the old man’s hands. Brainwashed by 555’s “Buy it!” and Qin Ai’s “Buy it if you like it,” Zuo Bian replied without hesitation, “Yes, we’ll take two.”

    “Alright!” The old man said cheerfully.

    Soon, the old man had created two fairy-tale-like cotton candy flowers. Each one was as big as Zuo Bian’s head.

    Zuo Bian took the two cotton candies, and Qin Ai paid.

    Holding a cotton candy in each hand, she faced Qin Ai and asked, “Qin Ai, do you want the strawberry milk flavored one on the left or the orange vanilla flavored one on the right?”

    Qin Ai pointed at Zuo Bian, who looked at her with confusion.

    Then Zuo Bian saw a smile slowly bloom on Qin Ai’s face. Her finger moved to the left, landing on the strawberry milk flavored cotton candy. “I want the left one.”

    “Mm-hmm, here you go.” Zuo Bian handed the cotton candy to Qin Ai and took a bite of the yellow and purple one. A bit of sugar stuck to her soft cheek.

    The sweet aroma of cotton candy filled the air, even without tasting it. The old man was still spinning cotton candy, with new customers lining up. The air seemed to be infused with a sweet scent, seeping into their skin and reaching their hearts.

    Qin Ai took a bite of the cotton candy. The image of a cold and aloof woman eating cotton candy should have been incongruous, but because of Qin Ai’s gentle expression, it didn’t seem strange at all.

    Zuo Bian enjoyed her cotton candy immensely. She had only read about it online, but she had never actually tried it before.

    Her first experience with cotton candy was like Zhu Bajie eating ginseng fruit (a Chinese idiom for not savoring something precious). She finished one stick in a few bites.

    Zuo Bian licked her lips, still wanting more. Her eyes longingly looked at the cotton candy in Qin Ai’s hand, but she quickly forced herself to look away.

    How could she be so shameless as to ask for Qin Ai’s food? Would buying another one make her seem like a glutton?

    A delicate and pitiful young lady should have a small appetite, feeling full after just a little bit of food.

    Zuo Bian’s expression was too obvious for Qin Ai to ignore. She offered the cotton candy she had taken a bite of to Zuo Bian. “My tooth hurts recently, I can’t eat anything too sweet.”

    “Thank you, Qin Ai!” Zuo Bian happily accepted the cotton candy, completely forgetting about her supposed delicate appetite.

    Seeing Zuo Bian’s happy expression, Qin Ai couldn’t help but smile.

    The cotton candy was so big that it kept sticking to Zuo Bian’s face. After finishing it, she felt that her lips were sticky with sugar.

    Suddenly, a slender, white hand cupped her chin, the touch firm and irresistible.

    Zuo Bian met Qin Ai’s gaze and saw her lean down, her soft red lips landing on the corner of her mouth.

    Qin Ai’s warm tongue licked away the sugar, and Zuo Bian’s eyes widened in surprise, her heart pounding in her chest as if it wanted to jump out.

    After a moment, Qin Ai pulled back slightly, her eyes narrowing as she parted her lips. “So sweet.”

    Only then did Zuo Bian seem to come back to reality. She instinctively covered her chest and mumbled, “Why didn’t you use your hand…?”

    Qin Ai chuckled. “The sugar is sticky, it’s not convenient to use my hand.”

    “Oh, I see.” Zuo Bian couldn’t refute that reason.

    “Mm, that’s right.”

    555, who had witnessed everything, knew that this was just an excuse for Qin Ai to kiss Zuo Bian. Didn’t she have tissues or a handkerchief? Don’t think it didn’t know that she had a handkerchief in her pocket.

    After its internal complaining, 555 started giggling. Hehehe, this was good progress.

    After dinner, the CEO drove her innocent little wife home. The little wife was reluctant to part with the CEO and said she would definitely call her at night.

    The CEO, who doted on her little wife, couldn’t possibly refuse, naturally agreeing.

    555 noted all this down in its little notebook with satisfaction. The mission progress had reached 27.6%. If its host and the female lead could have sex, it would probably jump to 50%.

    555, its mind filled with NSFW thoughts, didn’t notice that Zuo Bian had been staring at the back of its head for a long time.

    “555, what are you writing? Why are you making such a creepy laugh?”

    555, sitting at the desk, stiffly turned its big, soft head and gave a dry laugh. “What are you talking about, Host? How could someone as cute as me laugh creepily? You’re so mean, Host, you’ve hurt my little heart~”

    Zuo Bian felt guilty. “I’m sorry, I shouldn’t have said that.”

    555 waved its chubby plush arms. “It’s okay, Host, you can continue reading.”

    “Okay, then you can continue writing your diary.” Zuo Bian picked up her book and continued reading. The more she learned, the more she realized how little she knew. She wanted to know more, to explore the unknown.

    In the cozy room filled with the scent of candy, the chubby and soft 555 sat on a high stool, its legs dangling, clumsily but diligently writing its “Diary of the CEO’s Pampered Little Wife.” Little Frog, round like a ball, counted as it swam among the pile of plushies Zuo Bian had bought. Zuo Bian sat by the small bookshelf, reading and sipping her drink.

    Zuo Bian had had the bookshelf brought in temporarily. It was filled with books she was interested in.

    Suddenly, Little Frog started croaking loudly. Zuo Bian subconsciously glanced in its direction.

    Little Frog was desperately trying to headbutt a frog-shaped alarm clock. The alarm clock was adorable, and most importantly, it looked like Little Frog.

    “Little Frog, what’s wrong?” Zuo Bian bent down and picked up Little Frog, who clung to her hand and started sobbing.

    “You don’t love me anymore, ribbit. You’ve got another frog behind my back, ribbit.”

    Zuo Bian saw the round frog alarm clock and realized, “Little Frog, don’t be sad, I bought it because it looks like you. You’ll always be my empress, and it will always be a concubine as long as you’re alive.”

    “Really?” Little Frog’s eyes were filled with tears.

    “Really!” Zuo Bian nodded resolutely.

    555, who had forced Zuo Bian to watch “Journey to the West” (a classic Chinese novel), wrote in its diary: The little wife is smitten with the puppy-like second male lead (Little Frog). When the CEO finds out, the little wife will definitely be punished in bed all night!

    555 looked at its diary with satisfaction and closed it, locking it with a small padlock. Keeping up with the times, 555 used a combination lock. The password, of course, was its name: 555.

  • Green Tea Villainess Fails 32

    Chapter 32

    “Qin Ai, let’s go to the second floor,” Zuo Bian said as they entered the mall.

    The second floor was where Zuo Bian had scouted the area yesterday. She had already set her sights on a few watches and necklaces, and she wanted to see which ones Qin Ai liked.

    “Okay.”

    They stepped onto the escalator together. As they were about to reach the second floor, Qin Ai suddenly asked, “Do you remember where we first met?”

    Zuo Bian answered quickly, “It was on the second floor of this mall. You were robbed, and I saved you.”

    “This is the place.”

    “Huh?” Zuo Bian looked confused, not understanding what Qin Ai meant.

    The escalator brought them to the second floor. The familiar bright lights shone down, and Zuo Bian instinctively squinted.

    Her memory returned, and she suddenly realized, “I remember now, it was indeed on the second floor of this mall.”

    “Mm.” Qin Ai recalled that day. She could have escaped on her own without Zuo Bian’s help.

    Everyone was scared. Her employees, who usually talked a big game, were the first to run and hide when danger struck. Not a single one of them even thought about resisting.

    Qin Ai understood. When you were powerless against criminals, it was best to submit quietly. Besides, she wasn’t close to these people, so she couldn’t blame them.

    She didn’t immediately subdue the robbers because resisting seemed pointless to her.

    Until that girl, like a sharp ray of light piercing through the darkness, charged forward and knocked down the robbers, asking her, “Miss, are you alright?”

    In this incomplete world, Zuo Bian was the only special existence.

    A single drop of water falling onto a calm surface, creating ripples that spread outwards. The ripples gradually faded, and the surface seemed to return to its peaceful state, but only seemingly.

    The strings of Qin Ai’s heart had already been plucked.

    ==

    “I almost forgot, this place looks a bit different now.” Zuo Bian looked around.

    Qin Ai nodded. “Mm, after that day, I removed the manager in charge of this floor. The person managing it now is someone I recently promoted.”

    “Oh, I see.”

    “Let’s go, we shouldn’t just stand here talking. Didn’t you say you wanted to go shopping?”

    Zuo Bian took Qin Ai’s hand and looked up at her with a smile. “Let’s go.”

    Qin Ai was stunned for a moment, looking down at their clasped hands.

    Zuo Bian explained, “Is this strange? Isn’t it normal for girls to hold hands while shopping?”

    Qin Ai suddenly chuckled. “Yes, it’s very normal.”

    【Host, you’re getting better and better. You’ve truly mastered the essence of the Green Tea Handbook. Using all sorts of excuses to get intimate with her while maintaining the facade of a pure friendship, perfect!】

    ‘Thank you for the compliment.’

    “Qin Ai, I want to buy you a gift.” Zuo Bian said.

    “Why do you suddenly want to give me a gift?”

    Zuo Bian thought for a moment. “Because you’ve helped me a lot since we met, and you’re my first friend, so I want to give you a gift.”

    “It’s been a long time since I last received a gift from someone.” Qin Ai said with a smile.

    Zuo Bian led Qin Ai towards the counter where she had seen the necklace she liked yesterday. “You’ll receive my gift soon. I’m just worried you might not like it, so I want to see what you like first and then buy it for you.”

    “A necklace? I do need a necklace.” Actually, Qin Ai never wore necklaces.

    Zuo Bian nodded. “I also thought about getting you a watch, but you already have one. And your watch… you’ve been wearing it for a long time, haven’t you? You must really like it.”

    Qin Ai was wearing a white watch on her left wrist. Although it was well-maintained, there were some signs of wear and tear.

    Qin Ai raised her left hand, showing the watch. She looked down and said, “It has been a long time, but I can’t say I like it that much. It’s just a habit.”

    Zuo Bian sensed that there might be a story behind Qin Ai’s watch, but Qin Ai didn’t seem like she wanted to talk about it, so she didn’t ask. She casually pointed at a rose gold necklace under the glass. “Qin Ai, what do you think of this necklace?”

    Qin Ai lowered her hand and followed Zuo Bian’s finger. “It’s alright.”

    Zuo Bian frowned and shook her head. “No, you like white. Let’s choose a different color.”

    Finally, Zuo Bian’s gaze landed on a silver necklace. At the end of the necklace dangled a small, star-shaped pendant.

    “How about this one, Qin Ai? What do you think?” Zuo Bian turned to Qin Ai excitedly.

    At that moment, a saleswoman with a sweet smile approached them. “This is our latest pendant. It’s made of platinum, and the pendant is a 5mm platinum sphere with nine diamonds inlaid on it. The necklace reflects different colors under different lighting. It’s sparkling and radiant, like a star, with a beautiful meaning.”

    After listening to the saleswoman’s explanation, Zuo Bian liked the necklace even more. She looked at Qin Ai expectantly, waiting for her opinion.

    After a moment, Qin Ai said, “I like it very much.”

    “Then I’ll buy it for you.” Zuo Bian took out a card from her bag and said confidently, “Charge it to my card.”

    She didn’t even look at the price. There were too many zeros, she didn’t bother counting.

    After buying the necklace, Zuo Bian couldn’t wait to put it on Qin Ai.

    “Qin Ai, lower your head a little, I’ll put it on for you.” Zuo Bian was a few centimeters shorter than Qin Ai, and with Qin Ai wearing high heels, the height difference was even more significant.

    Qin Ai bent down slightly, brushing her hair aside with one hand, allowing Zuo Bian to easily put the necklace around her neck.

    The diamond-studded little star rested above Qin Ai’s chest. The bright lights shone on it, reflecting a faint icy blue glow, as if it was made of ice and snow, blending seamlessly with Qin Ai’s fair skin.

    Qin Ai looked up at Zuo Bian, her eyes softening as she smiled gently. “Thank you.”

    Zuo Bian stared at Qin Ai, completely mesmerized.

    Qin Ai’s beauty was undeniable, but she rarely smiled, and even when she did, it was often a polite or a cold smile. This was the first time Zuo Bian had seen her smile so genuinely and softly.

    “What’s wrong?”

    Zuo Bian snapped out of her daze upon hearing Qin Ai’s voice. “This is the first time I’ve seen you smile so relaxed.”

    “Is that so?” Qin Ai knew the answer was yes. She hadn’t smiled like that in a long time.

    Then Qin Ai said, “Since you’ve given me a gift, I should reciprocate. What do you want? I can buy it for you.”

    Zuo Bian shook her head with a smile. “No need, I’m already very happy that you accompanied me shopping today.”

    “I’ve already set my sights on a beverage factory. I’ve sent someone to negotiate, and it’s estimated that I can take over within a week.”

    Zuo Bian’s eyes widened in surprise. “So fast? Can they develop new drinks?”

    Qin Ai nodded with a smile. “Anything you want.”

    Just thinking about being able to have any drink she wanted in the future, and even developing new flavors, made Zuo Bian beam with joy.

    “Besides drinks, you seem to like plushies. Do you want to go upstairs and take a look?”

    Zuo Bian readily agreed to Qin Ai’s suggestion. She loved anything soft and fluffy.

    Now it was 555’s turn to be excited. It cheered in Zuo Bian’s mind, 【Host, you must choose a lot of plushies, so I can have a new body every day!】

    The third floor looked completely different from the second floor they had just been on. The second floor was filled with all kinds of precious metals and jewels, bathed in cold light. While the third floor was filled with plush toys, children’s toys, and stationery. Most of the shoppers here were parents with their children, with a few young couples scattered here and there.

    Cheerful children’s songs played over the speakers, and some children even hummed along.

    Looking at the wall full of large plushies and the shelves filled with smaller ones, these simple-faced, short-armed, and short-legged cuties captured Zuo Bian’s heart.

    “What should I do? I like so many of them.” Zuo Bian gently poked the little foot of a frog plushie.

    “Then buy them all.”

    Zuo Bian mumbled, “But my bed isn’t that big.”

    While Qin Ai was accompanying Zuo Bian in looking at plushies, Zuo Yuan and his assistant also arrived at the mall.

    Zuo Yuan had a reason for coming here. He wanted to buy a gift for his sister. Zuo Bian’s preferences were simple: drinks and plush toys.

    As for why he chose this particular mall, it was because he had discreetly texted Zuo Bian’s bodyguards and learned that she was here. He thought he might bump into his sister if he came here to shop.

    As for Qin Ai, who was shopping with his sister, Zuo Yuan had completely ignored her in his mind.

    Zuo Yuan took the elevator directly to the third floor. He adjusted the gold chain around his neck, looking at his reflection in the elevator’s polished walls. He gave himself a confident smile.

    This was the necklace his sister had given him. Although it did look tacky at first glance, just look at its golden shine and its solid weight, it was all his sister’s love for him!

    So how could he dislike a gift from his sister? He had to wear it! And it had to be visible.

    Zuo Yuan stepped out of the elevator. He was wearing a custom-made suit, but a thick gold chain, as thick as his little finger, hung around his neck. To make matters worse, the person in charge of the mall music must have been feeling nostalgic and was playing “Yi Jian Mei,” a classic Chinese song. Zuo Yuan’s overall look was… indescribable.

    If it weren’t for his good looks, he would have looked incredibly tacky.

    Zuo Yuan, wanting to buy a gift for his sister, naturally came to the area with plushies and, just as reasonably, bumped into Zuo Bian and Qin Ai.

    Zuo Yuan pretended to straighten his clothes and strode towards Zuo Bian, a smile on his face. “Xiao Bian, what a coincidence—”

    The last word got stuck in his throat because he happened to see the platinum and diamond necklace with a star pendant on Qin Ai’s neck.

    Qin Ai noticed Zuo Yuan’s gaze. She lifted the necklace with her finger and said with a smirk, “This is a gift Xiao Bian just gave me.”

    One was a low-key yet luxurious and classy necklace, while the other was a tacky and gaudy gold chain.

    At that moment, the mall music reached the iconic line: “Snowflakes falling, north wind blowing…”

    Zuo Yuan’s mood perfectly matched the lyrics. The wind was howling, the snow was falling, his heart was cold.