Chapter 91
Seeing Zuo Bian’s pitiful state, Qin Ai was both amused and exasperated. She helped her up and applied red flower oil to the bump on her head.
“Does it hurt?”
Zuo Bian tried to cover her forehead, but Qin Ai caught her hand.
Of course, it hurt. Drunk Zuo Bian was much more sensitive to pain than her sober self. If she were sober, she would have probably shaken her head and said it didn’t hurt. But now, Zuo Bian was being a baby, her mind filled with the Green Tea Handbook’s instructions, reminding her that she was a delicate and fragile girl.
“It hurts,” she said, her eyes watery as she looked at Qin Ai.
Qin Ai flicked Zuo Bian’s uninjured forehead with her finger. “That’s what you get for being mischievous. Now you know it hurts?”
Zuo Bian lowered her head and mumbled, “But it’s because you said you wanted to bully me…”
Qin Ai chuckled, hearing her mumble.
“So it’s my fault now?”
“Mm-hmm!” Zuo Bian nodded vigorously, agreeing wholeheartedly.
Qin Ai was amused by Zuo Bian’s stubbornness. She ruffled Zuo Bian’s hair. “You’re even being defiant? They say alcohol emboldens the cowardly. It seems you’re usually quite timid.”
Zuo Bian disagreed. She puffed out her chest, trying to show her boldness and courage, but she patted her chest too hard and choked on her own saliva.
“Cough, cough, cough…” Her face turned red from coughing.
Qin Ai patted her back gently. After a while, Zuo Bian stopped coughing, but her throat still felt itchy.
“Why are you so clumsy when you’re drunk? I shouldn’t have let you drink so much. You have such a low tolerance, why didn’t you drink less? You drank everything I poured for you?”
Zuo Bian stopped coughing and burped, her mind finally able to process simple thoughts.
Why did she drink? Because she wanted to seduce Qin Ai! What did the Green Tea Handbook say? She fumbled around, as if searching for something.
“What are you looking for?” Qin Ai was incredibly patient with the drunk Zuo Bian. After all, she was the one who had gotten her drunk, so she had to take responsibility.
Zuo Bian couldn’t find what she was looking for, so she stood up unsteadily, mumbling incoherently.
Qin Ai tried to listen, but Zuo Bian’s voice was too soft and slurred. She couldn’t understand what Zuo Bian was saying until she finally found what she was looking for.
Qin Ai didn’t know what Zuo Bian had been searching for, but 555 did.
If it wasn’t mistaken, Zuo Bian was looking for the Green Tea Handbook. She was drunk and remembered trying to seduce Qin Ai according to the handbook’s instructions, but she couldn’t recall the specifics, so she was looking for the handbook to review.
【Host, no!】
Unfortunately, Zuo Bian couldn’t hear 555’s cries in her mind. She was determined to find the handbook.
555 considered the Green Tea Handbook its masterpiece, but it would be too embarrassing for Qin Ai, who was clearly sharp and cunning, to see it! And Qin Ai might even think that it was a bad influence on Zuo Bian.
But that wasn’t the most important thing. The most important thing was that its diary was with the Green Tea Handbook!
A diary had to be written in every day, that was 555’s belief, so it had asked Zuo Bian to bring its diary with her when she moved.
And its diary wasn’t exactly a diary, it was more like a fanfiction titled “The CEO’s Pampered Little Wife” and 555’s self-indulgent ramblings.
If Qin Ai saw it, the embarrassment wouldn’t be 1+1=2, it would be 1+1>2.
Murphy’s Law stated that whatever you fear the most will happen.
After searching for a while, Zuo Bian found the bag containing the Green Tea Handbook and the diary. Her hands fumbled with the clasp, but she couldn’t open it.
Qin Ai watched for a moment, then crouched down beside her. “Do you want me to help?”
Zuo Bian handed her the bag, her eyes filled with anticipation, like a Pomeranian waiting for its owner to feed it.
Qin Ai smiled and opened the bag. Among the pile of drinks, she saw two notebooks.
“I opened it. Do you want a drink?” Her hand hovered over the drinks.
Zuo Bian shook her head, reached into the bag, and pulled out both notebooks.
“I want this!” She held up the notebooks proudly, revealing the titles on their covers.
Four large, dark green characters: Green Tea Handbook!
Qin Ai raised an eyebrow, amusement flickering in her eyes. She read the title aloud, “Green Tea Handbook?”
Zuo Bian looked at the cover and nodded. “Mm-hmm, it’s the Green Tea Handbook.”
Qin Ai rested her chin on her hand, her eyes narrowed slightly. “Interesting. Where did you buy this handbook? I’ve never seen it in bookstores.”
Zuo Bian puffed out her chest, suddenly feeling proud. She flipped open the Green Tea Handbook and, starting from the table of contents, explained its unique features to Qin Ai.
Her words were slurred because of the alcohol, but Qin Ai was able to understand the story behind everything that had happened since they met.
She had initially thought that Zuo Bian had a clueless strategist, which was why her pursuit was so strange. Now it seemed like it wasn’t the strategist’s fault, nor was it because Zuo Bian didn’t understand the art of seduction.
The real reason was that Zuo Bian had been using the wrong methods from the start, using a guide on how to be a “green tea bitch” to pursue someone. It was no wonder things were so strange.
“Qin Ai, come closer.” Zuo Bian beckoned Qin Ai mysteriously.
Qin Ai leaned closer, and Zuo Bian cupped her hand around her mouth, whispering in Qin Ai’s ear, “Darling, I’ll tell you a secret.”
“Mm, tell me.” Qin Ai waited for Zuo Bian to reveal her secret.
Zuo Bian giggled. “I forgot.”
Qin Ai finally couldn’t take it anymore. She pinched Zuo Bian’s nose. “You’re learning to be a tease now?”
Zuo Bian scrunched her nose, still giggling. After a moment, she said, “I remember now.”
“But I don’t want to hear it anymore.” Qin Ai pretended to be angry.
Zuo Bian tugged at Qin Ai’s sleeve, her eyes pleading. “But I want to tell you.”
Qin Ai maintained her aloof demeanor, closing her eyes and sighing. “You’ve already piqued my curiosity.”
“Please listen, okay?” Zuo Bian continued to act cute, half her body practically climbing onto Qin Ai. She even went as far as kissing Qin Ai’s lips.
Don’t expect any skillful kissing from a drunk person. Zuo Bian simply pressed her lips against Qin Ai’s, pecking her lightly.
Qin Ai didn’t react to the first kiss, so Zuo Bian kissed her again.
After six kisses, Qin Ai finally surrendered.
“Alright, tell me your secret,” she said.
Zuo Bian’s face lit up with a smile.
Finally, she revealed her so-called secret. “I’ll tell you secretly, this Green Tea Handbook was given to me by 555.”
Qin Ai did learn something she didn’t know before, but she wasn’t surprised that the Green Tea Handbook came from 555.
After all, it was a clueless strategist, it would be a miracle if it was actually helpful.
Zuo Bian looked at Qin Ai expectantly, as if waiting for her to be amazed.
Qin Ai didn’t disappoint her. She said in a deadpan voice, “I see. That’s a very surprising secret.”
Zuo Bian giggled. “Right? I only told you.”
Qin Ai pinched Zuo Bian’s cheek. “You’re such a handful. I won’t let you drink anymore.”
Zuo Bian swatted Qin Ai’s hand away, her expression serious. “No! I want to drink!”
“How about juice? Hmm?”
Zuo Bian hesitated for a moment, then quickly agreed. “Okay!”
“You’re so easy to please.” Qin Ai poured her a glass of warm water.
However, Zuo Bian wasn’t interested in warm water now. Her attention was drawn to 555’s diary.
“What’s this?” She picked up the cartoon diary and tried to open it.
She had forgotten that it was 555’s diary and couldn’t hear 555’s near-hysterical screams.
“Hmm? A password?” She fiddled with the combination lock, but she couldn’t guess the password.
555 sighed in relief. 【Good thing I set a password. The drunk host won’t be able to guess it.】
One shouldn’t be too confident, neither should a system. Especially when 555 had a 100% chance of being slapped in the face. So, the next second—
Unable to guess the password, Zuo Bian simply ripped the lock off.
Clank! The metal lock fell to the floor, along with 555’s shattered heart.
Its diary! Not only did it contain “The CEO’s Pampered Little Wife,” but also its shameless self-promotion! Ahhh!
Then came the scene that made 555 want to die. Zuo Bian, drunk and dizzy, struggled to read the words, so she instinctively read them aloud.
“The CEO’s Pampered Little Wife,” she hiccuped. “Adorable Wife Zuo Bian. Hmm? What a strange name, who would be named Zuo Bian?”
Qin Ai glanced at the diary. Just from the handwriting, she knew it wasn’t written by Zuo Bian. Then she noticed the words “male lead” and realized that the so-called male lead was Little Frog.
Zuo Bian was still mumbling, “Why Zuo Bian? It sounds like my name too.”
Zuo Bian was now a walking meme: a small head with a big question mark.
Qin Ai didn’t know how much longer Zuo Bian would continue to act like this. She got up to make her a hangover soup.
But as soon as she stood up, Zuo Bian hugged her waist. “Darling, don’t go!”
Qin Ai patted Zuo Bian’s hand. “Be good, let go, I’m going to make you some hangover soup.”
“No, no, stay with me, sleep with me!” Zuo Bian hugged her tighter.
Qin Ai sighed, her tone exasperated but her expression gentle. “How about I make you the soup first, then I’ll sleep with you?”
Zuo Bian hesitated. Qin Ai coaxed her for a while longer, and she finally let go.