Category: Green Tea Villainess Fails

  • Green Tea Villainess Fails 11

    Chapter 11

    “Bodyguard Xiao Shi said that Xiao Bian and Qin Ai have been getting quite close. I’ve met that Qin Ai child before. She’s a bit cold, but she’s filial and polite, and she’s also very beautiful. It’s no wonder Xiao Bian likes to talk to her. Actually, if it’s Qin Ai… it’s not entirely unacceptable. And girls are good too, they’re more considerate and gentle.” Du Yundong nodded as she spoke, looking more and more pleased with Qin Ai as a potential daughter-in-law.

    Zuo Yuan, on the other hand, felt a sense of crisis as if his precious little sister was about to be snatched away. “I don’t think Qin Ai is that great. She doesn’t know how to restrain herself in her actions and words. She seems to have a domineering personality too. If Xiao Bian ends up with her, I’m afraid she’ll be the one suffering.”

    However, Zuo Yan stroked his chin. “Yundong is right, I also think that Qin Ai child is not bad. Although she’s young, but young people should have that kind of fire.”

    “A-Yan, let’s have dinner with Qin Ai’s mother sometime. We should let the children spend more time together.” Du Yundong said to Zuo Yan.

    Zuo Yan was a wife-doting husband, always agreeing with whatever Du Yundong said. He smiled gently. “I’ll listen to you.”

    Zuo Yuan, who had thought his parents would be on the same side as him, now felt a sense of disbelief. Why was the plot developing like this?

    Unable to find any support from his parents, Zuo Yuan turned his gaze to Zuo Bian.

    “Xiao Bian, do you like Qin Ai?” As soon as he asked, Zuo Yuan wanted to take back his words.

    He almost forgot that his sister had said she wanted to be friends with Qin Ai. But the words were already out, and he couldn’t take them back.

    Zuo Bian thought for a moment and replied, “Mm, I do.”

    “It seems that Xiao Bian takes after her mother, they both like good-looking people.” Du Yundong said with a smile.

    Zuo Bian and Zuo Yuan’s father, Zuo Yan, was also a famous handsome man when he was young. Now that he was older, he was a handsome uncle with a dignified aura.

    Zuo Yuan wanted to say something more, but Du Yundong kept talking to Zuo Bian and Zuo Yan, leaving him no chance to interrupt.

    Now it was Zuo Yuan who was being ignored and left out, instead of Zuo Yan. He could only lower his head and eat his food dejectedly.

    Zuo Yuan had already blacklisted Qin Ai in his mind. Unfortunately, his words held no weight in this family. He could only fight alone against Qin Ai.

    After dinner, Du Yundong said she wanted to take Zuo Bian shopping, saying that it had been a long time since she had gone shopping with her daughter. Zuo Yuan and Zuo Yan, the two men, were naturally abandoned. No matter how much Zuo Yuan protested, it was futile.

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    “Xiao Bian, if you like anything, you must tell Mom, Mom will buy it all for you.”

    Zuo Bian was lost in a sea of beautiful clothes. Women are naturally drawn to pretty clothes. She seemed to like everything, but she couldn’t possibly wear all of them even if she bought them all.

    “Mom, let me take a look first.” Zuo Bian picked up a price tag and flipped it over. Hmm… so many zeros.

    【Host, don’t hold back with your mom, buy more. You can’t make the female lead fall for you if you dress like a village girl. People are visual creatures, they are naturally attracted to beautiful things.】

    ‘But they seem so expensive.’

    【Not expensive, not expensive. Your family is very wealthy. Buying all the clothes here wouldn’t even make a dent in your finances. That white dress over there looks nice, quickly try it on.】

    Zuo Bian followed 555’s instructions and took the dress. “Mom, I want to try this dress on.”

    “Okay, okay, go to the fitting room and try it on for Mom. Our Xiao Bian is so beautiful, she’ll look good in anything!”

    Zuo Bian nodded and entered the fitting room.

    As she changed, Zuo Bian felt the dress was a bit tight. She thought she should ask for a larger size when she went out.

    Just as Zuo Bian was about to go out and ask Du Yundong what she thought of the dress, she heard a voice coming from the next fitting room.

    The fitting rooms were only separated by a thin wall, and the soundproofing wasn’t very good. Although the person next door was trying to keep their voice down, their words still reached Zuo Bian’s ears.

    “Money is not a problem, just make sure you do a good job. That Qin Ai woman is not easy to deal with, so be careful. What are you afraid of as a big man? I told you the camera in that parking lot is broken. If you don’t want to take this money, there are plenty of people who do.” The woman’s voice rose as she spoke.

    The woman realized she had lost her composure. She hurriedly gave a few more instructions and hung up the phone, leaving.

    Zuo Bian stood still, waiting until the sound of footsteps faded away before she moved.

    Several keywords from the woman’s words made Zuo Bian frown: broken camera, parking lot, money, man.

    Qin Ai was just an ordinary woman. If she encountered such a situation, she would definitely be in danger.

    ‘555, can you tell me where the female lead is now?’

    【I’m sorry, Host, precise location tracking is against the rules. But I can tell you the specific location of the parking lot.】

    ‘Okay, I’ll go there first. Hopefully, I’ll be in time.’

    Zuo Bian remembered that her mother was waiting for her outside. She hurriedly said goodbye and ran off.

    Du Yundong could only watch Zuo Bian’s retreating figure and shout, “Slow down!”

    The parking lot mentioned by the woman was on the basement level of the mall. It was a large parking lot, with rows and rows of cars as far as the eye could see, and not a single person in sight.

    Every step Zuo Bian took echoed in the silence. Perhaps because it was so quiet, the whirring of the ventilation fans was particularly clear.

    【I’ve detected that the area with the broken camera is in the southeast direction, Host, hurry up and go there.】

    Tap, tap, tap, tap. Another sound mixed with Zuo Bian’s footsteps.

    Zuo Bian pretended not to notice and continued walking towards the direction 555 indicated.

    As she stepped into the area not covered by cameras, a dark figure suddenly lunged at her.

    555’s nonexistent heart skipped a beat. It was very worried. Of course, it wasn’t worried about Zuo Bian, but about the man. Dude, do you know who you’re attacking? A woman who can break your ribs with a single kick.

    Zuo Bian grabbed the man’s wrist with lightning speed, twisting it forcefully. The man immediately broke out in a cold sweat from the pain, and the handkerchief soaked with volatile anesthetic in his hand fell to the ground.

    “Who sent you?” Zuo Bian pinned the man to the ground, his face pressed against the cold floor in a humiliating position.

    “Please let me go! I don’t know anything!” The man cried pathetically. If he had known that the woman’s words were so unreliable, he wouldn’t have been greedy for the money.

    This wasn’t just a little difficult to deal with, it was extremely difficult, okay?

    “Zuo Bian.” A tall woman strode towards them, her gaze fixed on Zuo Bian and the struggling man, but her head held high.

    The man desperately tried to lift his eyes to see the newcomer’s face. Suddenly, the pressure on him eased, and he was able to look up and see the woman’s appearance.

    Wait! The woman who had just appeared seemed to be the one in the photo. Then who did he just attack?

    【Host, quickly act weak! Arouse the female lead’s protective instincts!】

    “I… I’m so scared…” Zuo Bian stood there helplessly, her face flushed red, but no tears fell. However, she looked quite fragile and helpless.

    If Qin Ai hadn’t seen Zuo Bian fight off robbers with her bare hands and take down a grown man with a single twist, she might have actually believed it.

  • Green Tea Villainess Fails 10

    Chapter 10

    Zuo Bian shook her head. “I don’t, can you tell me?”

    “Qin Ai, she… Wait, why should I tell you?” Chang Wensi furrowed her brows.

    “If you don’t tell me, how will I know to back off?” Zuo Bian tilted her head innocently, looking at Chang Wensi with wide eyes.

    Chang Wensi hesitated for a moment. Feeling tired from standing in her high heels, she simply sat down.

    “You know about Qin Group, right? One of the leading economic giants in China. Qin Ai is the current CEO of Qin Group. In the business world, Qin Ai is often called a cold-blooded and ruthless monster. She has an extremely keen sense of smell, always able to see business opportunities that others miss, and she makes decisive investments. In recent years, there hasn’t been a single project she’s misjudged.”

    Zuo Bian took a sip of water, feeling a bit overwhelmed by the sweetness of the desserts.

    “Even my brother said that it’s a good thing he and Qin Ai aren’t enemies, otherwise he would probably lose sleep at night. Our Chang family and the Qin family are old acquaintances. Although the relationship has become a bit distant since the passing of Old Master Qin and President Qin, there’s still some sentiment there.”

    “My brother and Qin Ai can be considered childhood sweethearts, it’s just… it’s just that Qin Ai is a bit too cold, and my brother is always the one chasing after her. But don’t think that this gives you an opportunity. Can an unknown little actress like you even enter the Qin family’s door? Stop dreaming. Is there any more water? I’m thirsty.”

    Zuo Bian handed Chang Wensi an unopened bottle of water. “Here you go.”

    Chang Wensi unscrewed the cap and took a big gulp, finishing almost half the bottle without caring about her image. It seemed she was really thirsty.

    After drinking, Chang Wensi dabbed her mouth delicately with a tissue, and then she suddenly realized, why was she calmly sitting here chatting and drinking water with Zuo Bian?

    “Hey! Aren’t you even angry?” Chang Wensi turned back into a bristling hedgehog.

    Zuo Bian swallowed the dessert in her mouth. “Thank you for telling me all this.”

    “Now that you know the gap between you and Qin Ai, you should give up.” Chang Wensi raised her chin arrogantly.

    “I won’t give up.” Zuo Bian said.

    Chang Wensi said in a commanding tone, “You must give up!”

    “I won’t give up.”

    “You must give up!”

    “I really won’t give up.”

    “You really must give up!”

    Zuo Bian stood up. “Repeating yourself is tiring. I’m going to ask the director what the next scene is.”

    “Hey! Don’t leave!” Chang Wensi stomped her foot in anger.

    Chang Wensi was childish and hot-tempered, but she wasn’t truly malicious. She was just a spoiled young lady. Her tantrums were like those of a child, nothing serious would come of it.

    In the days since joining the production crew, Chang Wensi had always been the one to pick on Zuo Bian. No one tried to stop them, everyone just watched the drama unfold with amusement, finding it rather entertaining.

    The day passed uneventfully. For the next few days, Zuo Bian stayed on set, focused on filming. Zuo Bian’s parents originally wanted to visit her on set, but they were afraid that the commotion would have a negative impact on Zuo Bian and attract people with ulterior motives, so they didn’t come personally.

    Even though Zuo Bian’s parents didn’t come, Zuo Bian could go back. She also missed her parents in this world.

    In her previous life, Zuo Bian had no parents and never experienced the warmth of a family. In this life, she had a complete family. Although she wasn’t very familiar with her current parents yet, the bond of blood and the gentleness of her family made Zuo Bian feel that this was her home.

    On the weekend, Zuo Bian asked the director for leave, and Director Chen readily agreed.

    Zuo Bian got into her family’s car and was surprised to find a strange man sitting inside.

    “Xiao Bian, don’t you recognize your brother?” The young man bore a resemblance to both Zuo’s father and mother, and his tone was quite familiar.

    Zuo Bian remembered her parents mentioning that she had an older brother who had been busy with a project abroad recently.

    “Xiao Bian joined the production crew as soon as I got back, and I couldn’t see my little sister until now. How are things on set? Is anyone bullying you? Do you need your brother’s help?” Just like Zuo Bian’s mother, Du Yundong, Zuo Yuan always felt that the outside world was full of danger and that Zuo Bian would definitely be bullied when she went out.

    Zuo Bian thought for a moment. She couldn’t really say she was being bullied, and that Zhong Xin seemed to be suffering from the loss of screen time, so she shook her head. “No, everything’s fine.”

    “That’s good to hear. If anyone bullies you, you must tell your brother, I’ll stand up for you.”

    “Mm-hmm.” Zuo Bian nodded.

    Zuo Yuan seemed to remember something, he frowned and asked, “Xiao Bian, have you been close to Qin Ai recently?”

    Zuo Bian nodded. “Mm.”

    “Xiao Bian, listen to your brother. I know you want to make friends, but not everyone can be a friend.”

    ‘555, I think my brother really dislikes Qin Ai.’

    【It’s not that he seems to dislike her, he really dislikes her.】

    “Why?” Zuo Bian asked.

    Zuo Yuan said, “Qin Ai is ruthless and will do anything for profit, even disowning her own family. She can even hurt her own relatives, let alone you, a stranger with no blood ties? I’m worried about you, I don’t really want to control who you befriend. But if you don’t want to listen to me, it’s fine…”

    “Then I’ll listen to you. Brother, I trust my judgment. Qin Ai is not the kind of person you think she is. I want to be friends with her.”

    Hearing the first half of the sentence, Zuo Yuan felt a surge of joy, but the latter half caught him off guard.

    Zuo Yuan now deeply understood what it meant to dig your own grave. He had just said that casually, and any normal person would understand his true meaning. But he forgot that his sister’s way of thinking was different from ordinary people, so he ended up tripping over his own words.

    “Since Xiao Bian has said so, I won’t try to persuade you anymore. Just remember to be cautious when dealing with outsiders. Don’t believe everything people say.”

    “Okay, I’ll remember that.”

    “Mm.” Zuo Yuan patted Zuo Bian’s head.

    Actually, Qin Ai was far from being as bad as Zuo Yuan described. Whether she would disown her family depended on whether those relatives treated her as family. It was just that Zuo Yuan was a complete siscon, and someone as cunning and scheming as Qin Ai, in his eyes, would definitely devour his sister whole.

    After returning home with Zuo Yuan, the family of four was finally reunited. Du Yundong and Zuo Yuan practically treated Zuo Bian as a precious treasure, constantly showering her with attention and adding food to her plate. They were just short of hand-feeding her.

    Zuo Bian, who was receiving such doting, felt a little overwhelmed. She felt like she was being treated as a helpless baby.

    At the dinner table, Zuo Bian enjoyed a harmonious atmosphere with her brother and mother, while only Zuo Yan, the old man, was completely ignored.

    “I really wish Xiao Bian could stay at home, I want to see her more often. It’s a pity that Xiao Bian has grown up and needs to explore the world outside.” Du Yundong sighed.

    Zuo Yuan said, “Mom, you make it sound like Xiao Bian is getting married. No matter what, Xiao Bian is my sister, I will definitely protect her.”

    “I won’t rest easy until I find someone who truly cares for Xiao Bian!” Du Yundong had seen too many two-faced people around Zuo Bian in the past, so she was particularly sensitive about this matter.

    Zuo Yan patted his wife’s shoulder. “Yundong, don’t get excited. We’re still young. Even when we’re old, we still have our son. What’s wrong with taking care of Xiao Bian for the rest of her life? I don’t think there’s anyone worthy of our precious daughter.”

    “Dad, I agree with you. Is there anyone among her peers who is worthy of our Xiao Bian? They’re either experts in eating, drinking, and playing, or already married. The only two who stand out… Hmph, they’re nothing special.” Zuo Yuan snorted coldly, clearly dissatisfied.

    It wasn’t because they weren’t good enough that he disliked them, it was precisely because they were too good that he loathed them. Because the current Zuo Bian was already showing signs of being attracted to Qin Ai.

    A siscon brother would dislike anyone who got close to his sister, finding a hundred and eight flaws in them in an instant.

  • Green Tea Villainess Fails 9

    Chapter 9

    “President Qin, this way please.” The production assistant led Qin Ai and Qin Tian inside with a beaming smile.

    Qin Ai nodded slightly, her expression indifferent. Qin Tian, on the other hand, had his eyes wide open, curious about everything and wanting to see everything.

    Qin Tian had always been curious about how TV series were filmed. Now that he had finally come to the filming set with his sister, he wished he could turn into a walking question mark, his mouth chattering non-stop with a barrage of questions.

    “Won’t they be hot wearing so much?”

    “Is that sword hanging on the wall real or fake?”

    “Where’s Older Sister Zuo?”

    “There are so many people over there! Is Older Sister Zuo among them?”

    Of course, Qin Ai wouldn’t answer Qin Tian’s questions. As an older sister, she habitually ignored her younger brother.

    Qin Tian also knew that it was already good enough that his sister didn’t throw him out for being annoying, so he didn’t expect Qin Ai to pay attention to him.

    Soon, the group arrived at the filming set. Zuo Bian and Zhong Xin were surrounded by a large group of staff members, filming a scene.

    Just now, Director Chen had asked Zhong Xin to adjust his emotions. Zhong Xin’s face was a little unsightly, but he also knew that he couldn’t go too far with making things difficult for others, or else it would affect the filming schedule and everyone would resent him.

    Zhong Xin took a deep breath and suppressed his dissatisfaction with Zuo Bian.

    This take should be fine. After adjusting his emotions, Zhong Xin said to Director Chen, “Director Chen, I’m ready.”

    Qin Tian, squeezed behind a group of adults, hopped around trying to see what was happening inside.

    “Little Master, please be quiet, they’re filming over there. If you speak too loudly, it will affect the sound recording.” The production assistant crouched down and said to Qin Tian.

    Qin Tian immediately covered his mouth and nodded obediently.

    Qin Ai grabbed Qin Tian by the back of his collar and walked forward. The production assistant quietly asked the surrounding staff members to make way for Qin Ai and Qin Tian.

    After someone made way, Qin Tian finally saw Zuo Bian. He originally wanted to greet Zuo Bian, but then he remembered that he couldn’t speak loudly, so he could only wave his arm vigorously at her.

    This scene should have gone smoothly, but Zuo Bian caught a glimpse of Qin Ai and Qin Tian out of the corner of her eye.

    Qin Ai looked no different from when Zuo Bian first met her, dressed in a white women’s suit, with straight black shoulder-length hair that complemented her cold and beautiful face. She seemed out of place in this world, like a gorgeous painting forcefully superimposed onto the scene, making the surrounding colors lose their vibrancy.

    Beautiful, but distant. As if no matter how hard you tried, you could never truly enter her world.

    Even though Zuo Bian had saved Qin Ai from the robbers, Qin Ai’s attitude towards her hadn’t changed significantly. Even now, the progress bar was only at 1.5%.

    Others might have given up long ago, but Zuo Bian didn’t take any of this to heart.

    The moment Zuo Bian’s eyes reflected Qin Ai’s figure, they lit up. Her originally helpless and restrained tone in the scene instantly turned light and joyful.

    Zhong Xin, who wanted to finish this scene quickly, helplessly shouted “Cut!” again. “Director, this time Miss Zuo’s emotions are really off.”

    【Host, Host, do you know why Zhong Xin kept picking on you just now?】

    ‘Why?’

    【Because of Hu Miaofu. It turns out that Hu Miaofu is the real Green Tea Bitch. It was clearly her who couldn’t get into character and kept making mistakes, but she implied to Zhong Xin that you were bullying her. Zhong Xin is the kind of hotheaded person who hates the rich and powerful, and he believed her after just a few words.】

    ‘Oh, I understand. Don’t worry, I’ll get back at her. I’ve been studying the Green Tea Handbook very seriously.’

    The conversation between Zuo Bian and the system in her mind only took a second or two.

    “Senior Zhong, do you hate me? Why do you call ‘Cut!’ every time I speak my lines? Did I do something wrong?” Zuo Bian frowned slightly, her eyes filled with confusion and unease.

    Zuo Bian’s beauty was undeniable. Her elegant and classical temperament made her look so fragile that people wanted to offer her their hearts.

    Everyone present knew that Zhong Xin had been making things difficult for Zuo Bian in this scene. This was already the eleventh take. Even if Zuo Bian’s performance was really problematic this time, it must be because Zhong Xin had affected her. Everyone’s hearts had already swayed towards Zuo Bian.

    A staff member couldn’t help but whisper, “There’s a reason why Zhong Xin isn’t popular. With this attitude? She’s just a newcomer filming for the first time. This isn’t the way to give guidance.”

    These words reached Qin Ai’s ears without missing a single syllable, but Qin Ai’s expression didn’t change.

    Zuo Bian knew that Qin Ai could see that she was acting, but this didn’t affect Zuo Bian’s ‘performance’.

    Zuo Bian rubbed her eyes, pretending to wipe away tears, but in reality, she was just making her eyes red.

    “You’re here.” Zuo Bian smiled at Qin Ai and Qin Tian with red eyes.

    It had to be said that the sight of a beautiful woman forcing a smile was truly heartbreaking.

    Zhong Xin, who was still standing there, was looked at with condemning gazes by everyone, feeling utterly speechless. He wanted to explain, to say that he really wasn’t making things difficult for Zuo Bian this time. However, the more he explained, the worse it got. Was he implying that the previous ten times were indeed him making things difficult for Zuo Bian?

    “We came to see you.” Qin Ai said.

    The small Qin Tian next to her glared angrily at Zhong Xin. “Such a big person bullying a girl, how outrageous!”

    Zuo Bian nodded in agreement. “Mm-hmm, outrageous.”

    Qin Ai crossed her arms and tilted her head, her tone slightly cold. “Is bullying newcomers so common in this production crew?”

    Director Chen felt cold sweat dripping down his forehead. He laughed awkwardly and said, “President Qin, this is a misunderstanding. There’s absolutely no bullying of newcomers in our ‘Ascending to Immortality’ production crew. It’s just that Zhong Xin is a bit stubborn and likes to nitpick when it comes to acting. No one can persuade him otherwise.”

    Qin Ai’s gaze shifted to Zhong Xin, who felt all the hairs on his body stand on end.

    Zhong Xin could feel the pressure emanating from Qin Ai, the kind of coldness that sent shivers down his spine, making him subconsciously take a step back.

    President Qin? Was this the legendary, mysterious, and ruthless President Qin?

    Zhong Xin suddenly regretted what he had done today. Although he looked down on people who used power and money to get roles, he also knew in his heart that he couldn’t afford to offend them.

    “I’m sorry, Miss Zuo, it was my fault just now. You’re a newcomer after all, I shouldn’t be so strict as a senior.” Zhong Xin bit the bullet and walked down the steps Director Chen had laid out for him.

    A sneer suddenly appeared on Qin Ai’s lips. “Since Mr. Zhong has been acting for many years, I think more opportunities should be given to newcomers.”

    Director Chen immediately nodded in agreement. “Yes, yes, yes, President Qin is right. I’ll have someone revise the script later. Come to think of it, the second male lead’s role seems to be too much. It’s time to cut it down.”

    Qin Ai’s expression softened slightly, and everyone around her breathed a sigh of relief.

    Only Qin Tian, who was completely oblivious to the awkward atmosphere, clapped enthusiastically for Qin Ai. “Sister is so cool! This is the domineering CEO from the novels!”

    Zuo Bian subconsciously clapped along, although she still didn’t understand what a domineering CEO was.

    Qin Ai ruffled Qin Tian’s hair unceremoniously. “Don’t read those weird novels, or your phone will be confiscated.”

    Qin Tian timidly hid behind Zuo Bian. “Then I’ll ask Older Sister Zuo to protect me. If all else fails, I’ll just watch Older Sister Zuo play games.”

    Zuo Bian stared at Qin Ai’s face. In order to win over Qin Ai, she ruthlessly sold Qin Tian out. “Xiao Tian should listen to his sister. Children shouldn’t read random things.”

    “Is it because I’m not as pretty as my sister?” Qin Tian said sadly, touching his little face. At such a young age, he already had the heart of a drama queen.

    Zuo Bian nodded seriously. She glanced at Qin Ai’s face and said, “Your sister is much prettier than you.”

    “Wuwuwu, Sister, this world that judges people by their looks is too cruel!” This time, Qin Tian threw himself into Qin Ai’s arms.

    Qin Ai helplessly pressed Qin Tian’s head down, preventing him from throwing himself around.

    “I’m just here to check on the production today, I won’t stay long. My assistant brought desserts from Li Ji, you can try them during your break.” After saying that, Qin Ai grabbed Qin Tian and left.

    Qin Tian reluctantly whined, “Sister, I haven’t seen enough yet, I haven’t played games with Older Sister Zuo yet, you’re heartless! You’re cruel! You’re being unreasonable!”

    Qin Ai’s headache intensified.

    “Come again next time!” Zuo Bian waved at their retreating figures.

    Qin Tian desperately turned around. “Older Sister Zuo, I’ll come often!”

    Qin Tian wanted to continue talking to Zuo Bian, but he was quickly dragged away by Qin Ai.

    Just now, Qin Ai had stood up for Zuo Bian, giving everyone a clue. People in the production crew actually knew that Zuo Bian was brought in because of her investment, but they didn’t know who was behind her.

    Now they saw that the person behind Zuo Bian was actually Qin Ai. No one believed that it was the little kid Qin Tian who had a crush on Zuo Bian, that would be ridiculous. So it was Qin Ai who had a crush on Zuo Bian?

    Although same-sex relationships weren’t shocking in this day and age, and were even legalized and allowed to get married, this was Qin Ai! Would Qin Ai actually fall for someone? It seemed impossible.

    Zuo Bian didn’t notice the complicated thoughts of the others present. She just asked the director if they could continue filming.

    Director Chen nodded blankly and then asked Zuo Bian and Zhong Xin to finish the scene they hadn’t finished filming just now.

    During the break after filming the scene, everyone ate the Li Ji desserts brought by Qin Ai’s people, praising them endlessly.

    Two people were not in a good mood: Hu Miaofu and Zhong Xin.

    Hu Miaofu was jealous of Zuo Bian. She had always wanted to climb the social ladder, but it never went smoothly. Even when she did manage to climb, it was always with some good-for-nothing rich second generation who couldn’t help her career.

    And Zhong Xin looked dejected. How could he be happy?

    He already had a hard time in the entertainment industry due to various reasons. He had only managed to stay afloat for so long because of his seniority. This time, he finally got a second male lead role, and if he performed well, he might even gain some popularity. But because of Qin Ai’s words, this hard-won opportunity was ruined.

    Who would dare to offend the CEO of Qin Group? She was their investor.

    Hu Miaofu pretended to want to comfort Zhong Xin, but Zhong Xin seemed to feel too ashamed. Before Hu Miaofu could say anything, he said he was feeling unwell and left.

    Watching Zhong Xin’s fleeing figure, Hu Miaofu clenched her fists, her sharp nails digging into her flesh.

    Why was the world so unfair? What was the difference between her and Zuo Bian? Why could Zuo Bian, a newcomer who appeared out of nowhere, play the female lead in her first drama? While she, after two years of debuting, could only play a third female lead?

    Hu Miaofu suppressed all the resentment in her heart. She was still rational. A woman’s best weapons were beauty and tears. Hu Miaofu knew how to use her advantages to achieve her goals, she couldn’t be impulsive.

    On the other side, Zuo Bian sat at a small table and ate several delicate desserts, thinking about how to get to know Qin Ai better.

    Zuo Bian felt that she didn’t understand Qin Ai enough. She could chat non-stop with Qin Tian, but she could barely say a few words to Qin Ai.

    【I’m afraid I can’t help you much with that, Host. Recently, our system world has undergone reforms. Many people have complained with negative points about us not respecting the privacy of the characters during our conquests, so our system can now only give hints to the host at critical moments. The rest is up to the host’s own efforts.】

    “Hey, I heard my brother’s girlfriend came to see you?”

    An arrogant voice interrupted them. It was Chang Wensi, who had returned after taking half a day off. Chang Wensi stood with her arms crossed, looking at Zuo Bian with scrutinizing eyes, as if trying to find something on her face.

    Zuo Bian looked up at Chang Wensi. Chang Wensi was beautiful, but her face always carried an air of arrogance, as if she looked down on everyone. It was as if her nostrils were on her forehead and her eyes were on top of her head.

    “Yes, she came to see me.” Zuo Bian replied calmly.

    Chang Wensi slammed her hand on the table. She stared into Zuo Bian’s eyes and lowered her voice. “Hey, I’m warning you, stay away from my brother’s girlfriend. That’s not someone you can afford to offend. Besides, do you even understand Qin Ai? There are countless people who try to get her attention and seduce her every day. You’re just one of them. I advise you to give up early, before you get burned.”

  • Green Tea Villainess Fails 8

    Chapter 8

    That night, the crew worked overnight to edit and upload the character posters. “Ascending to Immortality” was a TV series adapted from a popular online novel, so it came with its own built-in audience. As soon as the Weibo post went up, it was immediately reposted and commented on by a large number of fans.

    The male lead, second female lead, and third female lead were all minor celebrities with some fame, only the female lead was a fresh face.

    Debuting as the female lead in such a high-profile project, many people became curious about the identity of the actress playing the lead role, Zuo Bian.

    Unfortunately, no matter how much they dug, they couldn’t find any information about Zuo Bian’s background. She was as mysterious as if she had appeared out of thin air.

    At this time, on a well-known gossip forum, a post titled “Shocking! The female lead and second female lead of the SX drama had an argument on set! The reason is actually!” appeared.

    1st Floor: OP, stop imitating UC Shock Department (a clickbait news site), just spill the tea, we’re all waiting for the gossip.

    *OP: Original Poster, common abbreviation used on forums and online communities to refer to the person who started a particular thread or discussion.*

    2nd Floor: I don’t believe it, unless you show me proof [eating melon emoji].

    Then the OP immediately posted a slightly blurry photo. In the photo, Chang Wensi was pointing angrily at a girl sitting in front of a makeup mirror and scolding her. Even in the poorly lit, blurry photo, the girl’s delicate and beautiful features were still evident.

    5th Floor: Can’t help but go off-topic, this female lead is really beautiful. Even if everyone guesses that she has no acting skills, I don’t care! I’m here for the visuals! I can handle this face!

    6th Floor: Sister above, wake up, shouldn’t we be more curious about what Chang Wensi is scolding her for? Chang Wensi is known for being a little chili pepper, she’s always ready to fight anyone and anything. I really wonder how she was provoked this time.

    OP: Here comes the highlight, Chang Wensi is scolding this little fairy for stealing her brother’s girlfriend.

    8th Floor: !!!! That’s a lot of information!

    9th Floor: What’s going on, do all the young ladies prefer to be with other young ladies now?

    10th Floor: Yuri vibes! [starry-eyed emoji]

    Originally, it was supposed to be a drama about actresses tearing each other apart, but because of the OP’s revelation, the focus shifted, and it turned into a thread for shipping the female leads. Some people even quickly started writing fanfiction.

    Because of this incident, the popularity of “Ascending to Immortality” was boosted. Regardless of the final quality of the drama, there would be no shortage of topics to discuss.

    A hot-tempered actress in the entertainment industry versus a super newcomer who stole her brother’s girlfriend, the sparks were sure to fly.

    ===================

    The next day, filming officially began, and the male lead, Xu Ruisheng, arrived fashionably late.

    Xu Ruisheng was a popular young actor. His acting skills were average, but he had a large following and his fans were very protective.

    After greeting everyone, Xu Ruisheng threw himself into filming. The first scene was between the second female lead and the male lead. After all, Zuo Bian was an inexperienced newcomer, so Director Chen didn’t dare to let her act right away. Instead, he let Zuo Bian watch how the senior actors performed.

    Zuo Bian watched attentively, taking notes in her notebook as she watched. Before coming, she had learned a lot about acting from 555, so she knew that acting also required skills.

    Zuo Bian didn’t appear on camera all day. She was constantly learning, and Director Chen also tried his best to impart his knowledge to her, hoping that she could grow quickly.

    The male lead, Xu Ruisheng, finished his scenes for the day. He asked Zuo Bian if she wanted to have dinner with him in the evening and rehearse their lines together.

    This was a rather obvious hint, but how could Zuo Bian understand? She said directly, “My mother told me not to have dinner with strangers casually.”

    Xu Ruisheng’s expression stiffened for a moment. Such a perfunctory answer made him feel embarrassed.

    “Miss Zuo, why use such a clumsy excuse to reject me? Just say you don’t want to go.” Xu Ruisheng maintained his hypocritical facade.

    ‘555, why do these people always jump to conclusions? Is there something wrong with my answer?’

    Zuo Bian was away from home filming, and Du Yundong was worried sick about her. She had given her many instructions, one of which was not to have dinner with strangers casually. Zuo Bian was just stating the truth.

    【Host, you should stay away from him. This person has bad intentions. I’ll hack into the phone system and give you a call later. You answer the call and pretend that you have something to do.】

    ‘Mm-hmm.’

    Buzz—

    Zuo Bian picked up her phone as naturally as possible. “Hello, I understand, I’ll be right there. Sorry, something came up, I have to go now.”

    Xu Ruisheng watched Zuo Bian’s retreating figure, a sneer appearing on his face.

    Xu Ruisheng got into the nanny van parked nearby. Inside the van, his agent, Lü Deng, frowned at his phone screen.

    “Didn’t get any useful photos. This newcomer seems very cautious.”

    “There’s plenty of time, there will always be opportunities to get useful photos.”

    Lü Deng raised his head and said, “Chang Wensi is the daughter of Chang Group, we can’t touch her, and it’s not easy to do so either. With Chang Wensi’s temper, we probably won’t gain anything from trying to create a shipping scandal with her.

    But this newcomer is different. She has no fans and no foundation. We can create some hype and then have the water army guide public opinion, saying that the female lead is clinging to senior actors for fame. We’ll gain attention and be able to wash our hands clean of it.”

    Xu Ruisheng impatiently tapped his phone. “Didn’t they say that this newcomer has a powerful backer? You better make sure she’s really an easy target. I don’t want this to backfire.”

    Lü Deng smiled slightly and said, “Don’t worry about that. We haven’t been able to find out which family this newcomer belongs to. She’s probably being kept by someone because of her good looks. How could a sugar daddy fight us for a little toy? He’ll probably be tired of her by then.”

    “Then I’m relieved.” Although he said that, Xu Ruisheng still felt inexplicably uneasy.

    Of course, Lü Deng couldn’t find out Zuo Bian’s identity. In his position, he could only see what others wanted him to see. And unfortunately, he had also guessed Zuo Bian’s identity wrong.

    ======

    Zuo Bian hadn’t walked far when she ran into her agent, Zhuo Jing. “Xiao Zuo, sorry, I was called away just now.”

    “I just met Xu Ruisheng. He said he wanted to have dinner with me.” Zuo Bian wasn’t completely naive. She could feel that there was something strange about Xu Ruisheng, so she chose to tell this to someone she trusted.

    Zhuo Jing was arranged for her by her parents, so she should be reliable.

    Zhuo Jing frowned upon hearing this. “Xu Ruisheng… Xiao Zuo, you should try to keep your distance from him in the future to avoid being used for clout.”

    “Okay, I’ll remember that.” Actually, Zuo Bian didn’t know what “being used for clout” meant. She planned to look it up online later.

    Just like 555 said, the internet in this world was really convenient. You could find out anything you wanted to know with just a phone.

    After work that night, Zuo Bian huddled with her phone, searching and learning a lot of fandom slang. Although she wasn’t an expert, at least she wouldn’t be clueless anymore.

    At nine o’clock, Zuo Bian received a Q-Q call from Qin Tian. “Good evening, Older Sister Zuo, I’ve finished my homework, so I can play with my phone now. Do you want to come to my house tomorrow? I have a lot of games, we can have a weekend party!”

    “Ah, I’m filming now, I probably won’t be able to go to your house tomorrow.” Zuo Bian said apologetically.

    “!!! Filming! Are you filming a TV series or a movie? That sounds so cool!” Qin Tian’s face flushed with excitement, and he immediately ran to Qin Ai’s study with his phone.

    Zuo Bian heard footsteps and Qin Tian’s increasingly rapid breathing coming from the phone. “Filming a TV series. Xiao Tian, are you running?”

    “Mm-hmm! Older Sister Zuo, can I come see you tomorrow?”

    Zuo Bian subconsciously wanted to say yes, but then she remembered that the director had said that unrelated personnel were not allowed to enter and leave the set at will.

    “Although I really want you to come see me, it seems that people can’t enter here casually.”

    “It’s okay, I have my sister. My sister is very capable.” Qin Tian finally stopped. He stood in front of the study and knocked on the door. “Sister, Sister, are you there? Your little cutie wants to see you!”

    Not long after, the study door opened. Qin Ai, dressed in a white bathrobe, looked tired. “What is it?”

    “Sister, I want to go see Older Sister Zuo tomorrow. She said she’s filming, and I’ve never seen how a TV series is filmed.” Qin Tian looked up at Qin Ai with a sweet smile and bright eyes, as if he was certain that she wouldn’t refuse.

    Zuo Bian’s face flashed through Qin Ai’s mind. After a moment of silence, she replied, “Okay.”

    “Yay! Older Sister Zuo, my sister agreed! We’ll come see you tomorrow!” Qin Tian excitedly said to Zuo Bian on the other end of the phone.

    Zuo Bian was also happy. “Mm-hmm, I’ll be waiting for you to come see me.”

    “It’s only nine o’clock now, Older Sister Zuo, let’s play games! I haven’t used up my two hours for today yet. Ah—Sister, put me down.”

    Qin Tian kicked his short legs as he was lifted up by Qin Ai like a chick.

    “Don’t you want to go see your Older Sister Zuo tomorrow? Why aren’t you sleeping yet? How long do you want to play?” Even though Qin Ai’s voice was pleasant, to Qin Tian’s ears, it was like the whispers of a demon.

    Qin Tian drooped his head and said dejectedly, “Okay, good night, Older Sister Zuo, I’m going to sleep now.”

    “Good night, go to sleep early. See you tomorrow.”

    Then Zuo Bian hung up the phone.

    【I didn’t expect the Big Devil’s younger brother to be such a cutie. The contrast is really big. But that’s good, Host, you have another chance to meet the female lead!】

    Zuo Bian clenched her fist. “Mm! I’ll seize this opportunity!”

    【Review the Green Tea Handbook again before going to bed. It might come in handy tomorrow.】

    “Okay.” Zuo Bian sat up straight and solemnly opened the Green Tea Handbook, reading its contents aloud, as if she were reading some profound ancient text.

    As she read, Zuo Bian shook her head and sighed. “The contents of this little handbook are truly ingenious. Although I can now understand every word in it, I still don’t quite understand the meaning of some sentences.”

    555: …

    Actually, these contents were all found online and then adapted by it. It was normal for Zuo Bian, an ancient person, not to fully understand them.

    Then 555 heard Zuo Bian say, “This Green Tea Handbook is concise and practical. 555, I will study it carefully and put it to good use. This new life is hard-won, I won’t let down your kindness and waste what you gave me!”

    The more Zuo Bian spoke, the more guilty 555 felt. It wasn’t the one who gave her this life, but at this point, it could only bite the bullet and accept it.

    【Then Host, work hard, I’m cheering for you! This Green Tea Handbook is indeed too profound for you now. I will give you hints when appropriate.】

    “Thank you so much! 555.”

    The more it was thanked, the more guilty 555 felt. Wuwuwu, it would definitely be better to the host in the future.

    Zuo Bian slept soundly and woke up early. Today, she finally had her first scene. In this scene, Zuo Bian, playing the female lead, along with several junior disciples, rode a vulture with their unreliable, drunkard master to join the Qingyun Sect. On the way, they encountered annoying red-eyed bees.

    This kind of scene was, of course, filmed with the help of powerful fans and later edited with CGI and special effects.

    Originally, the director was worried that Zuo Bian, a newcomer, would need several takes for her first scene without real objects. Unexpectedly, Zuo Bian performed surprisingly well.

    This was thanks to the fact that Zuo Bian was originally a cultivator and had experienced similar scenarios before, so acting wasn’t difficult for her at all.

    Zuo Bian’s acting skills might not be as good as a professionally trained actor, but her advantage was that it was close to her true personality, and she had actually been a cultivator.

    Hu Miaofu, who was said to be professionally trained, on the other hand, couldn’t seem to find the right feeling. Zuo Bian taught Hu Miaofu some small techniques, and soon the scene was completed. However, the director’s gaze towards Hu Miaofu was already showing some displeasure. Hu Miaofu kept bowing and apologizing, saying that it was her fault for wasting everyone’s time.

    Hu Miaofu had a pure and innocent appearance. At this moment, with tears welling up in her eyes, she looked particularly pitiful, as if she had been bullied.

    The second male lead, Zhong Xin, felt pity for her and took the initiative to comfort Hu Miaofu during the break. Hu Miaofu said with tears in her smile, “Senior Zhong, you’re so kind, thank you.”

    Hu Miaofu, a delicate and weak little white flower, could easily arouse Zhong Xin’s protective instincts.

    “But Miss Zuo doesn’t seem to like me very much. Just now, during filming… it’s nothing.” Hu Miaofu forced a smile and shook her head.

    However, the more Hu Miaofu acted like this, the more certain Zhong Xin became that Zuo Bian had made things difficult for Hu Miaofu during filming.

    “Xiao Fu, I believe in your acting skills. You couldn’t have made so many mistakes for no reason. It must be that Zuo Bian did something to you, right?”

    Hu Miaofu still shook her head, but as she shook her head, crystal clear tears kept rolling down her cheeks, clearly showing that she was holding back her grievances.

    “I heard that Zuo Bian was forced into the production by the investors, who knows what methods she used. How could her acting skills compare to yours, a professionally trained actress? If it weren’t for her connections, she wouldn’t have gotten the female lead role!”

    Although Zhong Xin was good-looking, he had no highlights in terms of personality or acting skills. Without a background or connections, he was often replaced for various reasons, so he looked down on people who brought money into productions.

    “Senior Zhong, don’t say that. Actually, actually, Miss Zuo’s acting skills are not bad.” Hu Miaofu weakly defended Zuo Bian.

    Zhong Xin scoffed. “Acting with someone like her is a waste of time.”

    “Senior Zhong, thank you for your comfort, you’re so kind to me, I don’t know how to thank you.” Hu Miaofu looked at Zhong Xin with adoration, making him unable to resist.

    After a fifteen-minute break, the next scene was about to be filmed. This scene was between Zuo Bian and the second male lead. It was just a simple conversation, nothing difficult.

    However, every time Zuo Bian spoke, Zhong Xin would impatiently shout “Cut!” “Director Chen, Zuo Bian’s line was too flat, I can’t hear any emotion in it.”

    At first, Zuo Bian thought it was really her acting that wasn’t good enough. After all, she was still inexperienced, and it was normal to have shortcomings in emotional control.

    But after several times, even Zuo Bian, as slow as she was, could sense something was wrong.

    “Mr. Zhong Xin, are you a broken record? Why do you always say the same thing?” “Broken record” was a new term Zuo Bian had learned online last night, and she was putting it to good use today.

    Zhong Xin’s expression changed, while Director Chen turned his head to stifle a laugh. It was obvious that Zhong Xin was making things difficult for Zuo Bian. Director Chen was a smart man, how could he not see it?

    It was just that they weren’t filming any intense action scenes, so he turned a blind eye to it.

    “Zhong Xin, your state is a bit off today. Pay attention to adjusting your mentality.” Director Chen spoke up, implying that Zhong Xin should restrain himself.

    “Let’s do it again, everyone get ready.”

    At this moment, the production assistant received a call. He whispered something to Director Chen and then went to pick someone up with two assistants.

    The investor dad was coming to inspect, they had to be on their best behavior.

    This drama had two investor dads, one was the Zuo family, and the other was the Qin family.

  • Green Tea Villainess Fails 7

    Chapter 7

    The Qin family’s house wasn’t as extravagant and luxurious as the Zuo family’s, just a spacious villa with a garden and a pond.

    As soon as Zuo Bian stepped inside, she saw a woman in her forties sitting on the sofa in the living room. When the woman saw Qin Ai and Qin Tian, she immediately stood up, a hint of a smile appearing on her sorrowful face.

    It was evident that the woman had been beautiful in her youth, but her drooping eyes and thin frame gave her an air of sorrow, as if she had been battered by life’s storms. Even her smile couldn’t dispel the gloom in her heart.

    “Xiao Tian and Xiao Ai are back. Dinner is just ready, perfect timing. And this lady is?” Tian Yumeng noticed Zuo Bian.

    Qin Tian ran to Tian Yumeng’s side. “Mom, this is the older sister I met in the game, she’s super amazing!”

    “This is Zuo Bian, the eldest daughter of the Zuo family.” Qin Ai said.

    Tian Yumeng smiled. “So it’s the Zuo family’s child. Come sit down and have dinner with us. Don’t be polite, just treat this as your own home.”

    “Thank you, Auntie.”

    【The progress is so fast! I didn’t expect it to develop to the point of meeting the parents in just a few days.】

    ‘555, what’s the progress now?’

    【1.3%】

    If it weren’t for the progress bar, judging by feeling alone, 555 would have thought it was at least 13%. Qin Ai was definitely a boss-level character! After all that effort, only a sliver of health was lost. 555 complained internally.

    At this moment, Zuo Bian was already sitting at the dining table with the Qin family. She didn’t feel the slightest bit uncomfortable being a guest at someone else’s house, and she ate with gusto, truly treating the Qin family’s home as her own.

    Tian Yumeng had always been gentle and kind, not the type of person who would put on a show. On the contrary, she liked Zuo Bian’s poised and generous demeanor even more. It had been many years since her Xiao Ai had brought a friend home.

    “This is delicious, Older Sister Zuo, try it.” Qin Tian gave Zuo Bian a piece of cola chicken wings.

    Boys of this age were usually annoyingly childish, rarely as polite and willing to share food as Qin Tian. It was evident that he was well-raised.

    “Thank you.” Zuo Bian smiled at Qin Tian, and Qin Tian smiled back sweetly.

    Zuo Bian lowered her head to eat the cola chicken wings, noticing the absence of one character in this family. Although she was curious, she knew that it would be impolite to ask about such things abruptly.

    【Host, it seems no one has ever mentioned Qin Ai and Qin Tian’s father. My access is limited, and I can’t find any specific information. I suspect he might have passed away.】

    ‘Mm.’

    Zuo Bian couldn’t help but glance at Qin Ai. Qin Ai’s expression was always indifferent, as if nothing could make her emotions fluctuate.

    She felt that something must have happened to Qin Ai for her to become like this. Zuo Bian felt that the real Qin Ai shouldn’t be like this.

    When Zuo Bian looked at people, her gaze was unwavering. Qin Ai had actually noticed Zuo Bian’s gaze for a while now, but she pretended not to notice. However, Zuo Bian kept staring, so Qin Ai raised her eyes and met Zuo Bian’s gaze.

    Seeing the person she was looking at looking back at her, Zuo Bian didn’t flinch or avoid her gaze, completely unaware of the fact that she had been caught staring.

    They stared at each other for several seconds before Qin Ai was the first to look away.

    Qin Ai’s thoughts raced, but all Zuo Bian could think about was that they should hurry up and eat, or the food would get cold.

    For Zuo Bian, who had once experienced famine, eating was a wonderful thing, and no matter what, food shouldn’t be wasted.

    After dinner, Zuo Bian went home. Her bodyguards were still waiting for her. Before leaving, Qin Tian and Tian Yumeng warmly invited Zuo Bian to visit often.

    Qin Tian wanted someone to play with, and Tian Yumeng was happy that Qin Ai finally had a friend and didn’t want her to be scared away by Qin Ai’s bad temper.

    As Zuo Bian got into her own car, Qin Ai stood a few steps away. Just as the car was about to start, Zuo Bian suddenly rolled down the window and waved at Qin Ai. “Bye, see you next time!”

    The afternoon sun fell on Zuo Bian’s smiling face, her smile seeming brighter than the sunlight itself. For a moment, Qin Ai was mesmerized.

    =====================

    Zuo Bian didn’t have the opportunity to meet Qin Ai in the following days. If she wanted to find a reason, she would have to wait until the weekend at least. It just so happened that the fantasy drama arranged by Zuo Bian’s parents was about to start filming, so Zuo Bian wanted to join the production first. She was quite interested in acting.

    Actually, Zuo Bian was a little worried that doing so would affect her conquest, but 555 said, 【What’s wrong with that? The Heavenly Dao gave you a new life, not for you to revolve around one person. You should live your own life. As for the conquest, take it slow, don’t rush. At worst, we can just—】

    It stopped abruptly, afraid of revealing too much.

    In fact, Zuo Bian’s new life didn’t require completing the mission to obtain. Zuo Bian’s soul originally belonged to this body. 555 was a pure love system in this world. If the mission failed, then it failed. At worst, Zuo Bian and Qin Ai would remain single for the rest of their lives, but their lives would still be safe.

    The reason 555 didn’t tell Zuo Bian the truth was that it was afraid she would lose motivation. Now that the lie had been told, it was too late to explain.

    But there was no need to worry too much. The mission assigned by the Heavenly Dao could definitely be completed. Once the mission was successful, it could pretend that nothing had happened. 555 mentally praised itself for its cleverness.

    “A life truly belonging to me…” Zuo Bian murmured. “I don’t think I’ve ever thought about that before. Master saved me, so I followed her up the mountain. Why cultivate? Just because everyone around me was cultivating. 555, thank you. I want to try more different things and find something I like to do.”

    【Yes, yes, yes, just go ahead and try. How will you know what you like if you don’t try?】

    Soon, Zuo Bian, with the memorized script, entered the production crew and participated in the opening ceremony. Perhaps because of her cultivation base and clear mind, she was very quick at memorizing lines and learning.

    The Zuo family was the major investor, accounting for 70% of the total investment. It was a true case of bringing money into the production. Most people, if not fawning over Zuo Bian, definitely wouldn’t treat her poorly. Only one person looked at her with hostility.

    That person was Chang Wensi, said to be the eldest daughter of the Chang family, her brother being Chang Wenyan, the CEO of Chang Group.

    After the opening ceremony, Zuo Bian was taken to have her makeup and hair done for the character posters.

    Zuo Bian sat in front of the mirror, allowing the makeup artist to apply makeup on her face. The makeup artist praised Zuo Bian as she worked.

    “Miss Zuo’s skin is so good, we can even skip the foundation.”

    Zuo Bian didn’t really understand what foundation was, so she just mumbled a response. Her knowledge of cosmetics was about the same as a straight man’s, at best, she could only recognize eyebrow pencils and lipsticks.

    Chang Wensi was sitting next to Zuo Bian, her arms crossed, a sneer on her face. “So you’re Zuo Bian? You don’t look that special.”

    Zuo Bian looked at Chang Wensi with confusion. “May I ask who you are?”

    “Are you pretending to be stupid or are you really stupid?”

    “Do I have to know you?” Zuo Bian looked away, thinking that this person was strange.

    Chang Wensi suppressed her anger. “Oh, I forgot, you’re a fool anyway.”

    【Host, this is Chang Wenyan’s younger sister, Chang Wensi. The second female lead in this drama. I heard she has a bad temper and is a bit of a firecracker. You should stay away from her.】

    “You’re so rude, didn’t your family teach you any manners?” Zuo Bian asked without any sarcasm. She simply felt that the adult Chang Wensi was worse than the child Qin Tian.

    “You!” Chang Wensi stomped her foot in anger.

    “You dare mention my brother! Did you ever consider my brother’s feelings when you stole his girlfriend? If it weren’t for you, my brother wouldn’t be so heartbroken!”

    Hu Miaofu, the third female lead, seeing that the atmosphere wasn’t right, tried to persuade Chang Wensi, but Chang Wensi brushed her hand away.

    The atmosphere in the makeup room became awkwardly tense. Everyone present, except for Zuo Bian and Chang Wensi, felt a sense of disbelief. Had they just heard some shocking gossip?

    The CEO of Chang Group had a girlfriend? And from the sound of it, his girlfriend was stolen by someone else? And the person who stole Chang Wenyan’s girlfriend was this fairy-like girl who clearly came from a wealthy background. This was explosive news!

    Zuo Bian said, “But I was competing fairly, why do you say I stole her?”

    Chang Wensi’s eyes widened. “Whether it was getting to know her or confessing his feelings, my brother was the first! You were the one who interfered!”

    “Then let him fight for her back himself.” Zuo Bian calmly said to the stunned makeup artist, “Please continue with my makeup.”

    “Oh, okay…” The makeup artist suppressed her shock and continued applying eye makeup on Zuo Bian.

    Chang Wensi wanted to continue arguing with Zuo Bian, but she was stopped by her agent. “Sisi, stop making trouble, filming is important.”

    “Hmph!” Chang Wensi snorted heavily and sat back down.

    Hu Miaofu tried to lighten the mood, but she had nothing in common with Zuo Bian and couldn’t talk to Chang Wensi.

    After the character posters were finished, the director went over the script with the main actors, saying that the official filming would start tomorrow, and everyone should familiarize themselves with the script and rehearse their lines today.

    Zuo Bian’s parents had assigned her an agent and two assistants, while only two or three bodyguards remained. Actually, Zuo Bian’s mother, Du Yundong, wanted to arrange more people, but Zuo’s father said that having too many people would make their daughter stand out and didn’t want her identity to be exposed and attract people with ulterior motives. So they only arranged two assistants for Zuo Bian.

    Compared to Zuo Bian, Chang Wensi’s entourage was much larger. She had five assistants alone, one for holding an umbrella, one for carrying bags, one for playing games, one for giving shoulder massages, and one for flattery. It didn’t look like she was here to film, but rather to inspect her family’s property like a little princess.

    Only Hu Miaofu, the third female lead, had a single assistant, and her agent wasn’t even present because she had too many artists under her management.

    As for the male lead, it was said that he wasn’t feeling well and couldn’t make it today.

    Chang Wensi held her chin high in the air. When Zuo Bian tried to rehearse lines with her, Chang Wensi only responded with a snort.

    “Hmph!”

    Zuo Bian had no choice but to rehearse with Hu Miaofu, the third female lead, which made Chang Wensi even angrier.

  • Green Tea Villainess Fails 6

    Chapter 6

    The next day, Zuo Bian picked out the thickest and most concealing outfit from her enormous wardrobe, only to be met with the system’s disapproval.

    【Host, this outfit won’t do.】

    “Why not?”

    【Flip through the Green Tea Handbook and see what the Clothing section says.】

    Zuo Bian followed 555’s instructions and found the Clothing section in the Green Tea Handbook. It read: No need to flaunt sexiness excessively. Avoid miniskirts, leopard print, and plunging necklines. Choose clothes that are pure in style but can subtly reveal your cleavage. Hint at it, seduce subtly.

    “Cleavage?” Zuo Bian understood what “career” meant and what “line” meant, but she didn’t know what they meant together.

    *线*= Career line or Cleavage(Slang)

    555 was rapidly processing information. How could it explain the meaning of “cleavage” to Zuo Bian clearly while avoiding being caught by the censors?

    【Cleavage is, it’s like, look down, the valley between the two mountains is your cleavage!】

    Zuo Bian obediently looked down, her gaze landing on her slippers. “Where are the mountains?”

    【5555555… I’m struggling so much, I need a Martian(Slang) language translator. Forget it, I’ll just pick out the clothes for you. That light purple dress on the left looks good.】

    Zuo Bian picked up the dress and put it on. Standing in front of the mirror, she subconsciously covered her chest.

    “It feels a bit chilly.”

    The light purple knee-length slip dress was covered with a thin white lace. Her skin was porcelain white and delicate, and the small patch of exposed skin was dazzlingly white.

    The dress was tailor-made for Zuo Bian, perfectly outlining her slender waist and revealing her straight, fair legs and slender neck.

    Zuo Bian naturally possessed an ethereal aura, with delicate and beautiful features. Such a light color complemented her temperament perfectly. Especially when paired with her clear and innocent eyes, she looked like a fairy who had mistakenly entered the mortal world.

    【Perfect, perfect, let’s hurry up and go out. Qin Tian will be finishing school in an hour.】

    “Mm-hmm.”

    Zuo Bian said she wanted to take a walk near No. 2 Middle School and then smoothly got into the car and left.

    When they arrived at the gate of No. 2 Middle School, it was only 11:30. Qin Tian said their school finished at 11:40, so they had to wait for another ten minutes.

    【Host, I see Chang Wenyan!】

    “Huh?” Zuo Bian looked out the car window, her gaze sweeping around but failing to find a focal point.

    “But who is Chang Wenyan?”

    【Chang Wenyan is the one who called Qin Ai last time and you answered the phone. He’s the male lead!】

    “He’s actually the male lead? Will I be at a disadvantage competing with the male lead for the female lead? Generally, the male and female leads in stories are destined to be together by the author.”

    555 wouldn’t tell Zuo Bian that it was the one who ‘chose’ this male lead.

    【Don’t worry about that. The author is very humane and won’t favor the male lead. You are on equal footing. Whether you can win over the female lead Qin Ai depends entirely on your own abilities.】

    Of course, this was also a lie. 555 didn’t know who the author favored, but it knew that the Heavenly Dao favored the pairing of Zuo Bian and Qin Ai.

    It, 555, was from the Destined Love group. Every mission was assigned by the Heavenly Dao, and there was no reason for it to fail. Otherwise, it wouldn’t have been so reckless as to accept the bet with 504 and use the identity of a Green Tea Bitch to conquer the female lead.

    “Then I’m relieved.”

    【Host, you must have confidence in yourself. You have a gender advantage. Think about it, if a man suddenly hugged you, wouldn’t you dodge? But it would be different if it were a girl, right? You can be good sisters with the female lead and take the opportunity to hug and kiss her.】

    “Mm, 555, you’re right. The handbook also says to establish a sisterly relationship with her, saying that it allows for both offense and defense.” As she spoke, Zuo Bian took out the Green Tea Handbook from her bag and read it again.

    “It also says to emphasize being a sworn sister. Okay, I’ll remember that.”

    【Host, it’s almost 11:40, school is about to finish. Ah! The female lead is here, quickly get out of the car.】

    Zuo Bian hurriedly got out of the car, but because she was in a rush, she fumbled with the seatbelt several times before unbuckling it. By the time she got out of the car, Chang Wenyan had already reached Qin Ai’s car first.

    Although the distance wasn’t far, the gate of No. 2 Middle School opened, and middle school students with backpacks rushed out one after another. The sounds of chatting, footsteps, and shouts mingled together.

    Zuo Bian wanted to reach Qin Ai and Chang Wenyan, but she was blocked by the students coming and going.

    “Ai Ai, why did you let someone else answer the phone last time?” Chang Wenyan questioned Qin Ai.

    Qin Ai crossed her arms, her expression showing no obvious fluctuation, as indifferent as usual.

    “Don’t call me so intimately, it’s disgusting.” Qin Ai spat out a few words from her thin red lips.

    Chang Wenyan’s words went in one ear and out the other, completely ignoring Qin Ai’s words.

    “Let’s have lunch together. My mother wants to see you.”

    Qin Ai had no interest in love, and she looked down on so-called business marriages even more.

    “None of my business.” Even though she was speaking such harsh words, Qin Ai still appeared beautiful, elegant, and arrogant. She walked straight past Chang Wenyan, who was blocking her way, and towards Zuo Bian, who had only managed to walk a few meters.

    “Why are you only here now?” Qin Ai took the initiative to hold Zuo Bian’s hand.

    Zuo Bian subconsciously looked up at Qin Ai, momentarily stunned and unable to react to what was happening.

    Why did Qin Ai act as if they were very familiar with each other?

    555 excitedly looked at their clasped hands, feeling that this progress was very much to its liking. But when it looked at the progress bar, 1.1%, emmm…

    Qin Ai’s hand was a bit cold, her fingertips slightly chilly. Zuo Bian held Qin Ai’s hand back, wanting to warm it up.

    After walking a few steps, Qin Ai led Zuo Bian to Chang Wenyan. Chang Wenyan’s gaze fell on their clasped hands.

    Chang Wenyan hadn’t forgotten the content of the phone call last time, but he didn’t believe that Qin Ai would like women.

    How could someone like Qin Ai fall for this kind of delicate, weak-looking vase who only knew how to act cute? Qin Ai should be with someone like him. If they joined forces, they could definitely build a business empire.

    “Ai Ai, who is this lady?” Chang Wenyan looked at Zuo Bian with hostility, even though she was beautiful.

    Remembering that this handsome but rude man was the male lead mentioned by 555, Zuo Bian immediately put on her clumsy acting skills, clinging to Qin Ai’s arm softly. “He looks so fierce, does he not like me?”

    Qin Ai gently patted the back of Zuo Bian’s hand. “I believe Mr. Chang isn’t the kind of person who would make things difficult for a young lady. Mr. Chang, am I right?”

    Chang Wenyan felt a surge of anger in his stomach. How was he making things difficult for anyone? It was as if he was being portrayed as a mean and petty man.

    And that woman was obviously acting. How could Qin Ai believe such fake acting? She really was blinded by beauty, believing everything that woman said.

    “Ai Ai, can’t you see that this woman is pretending?”

    Qin Ai’s lips curved into a rare smile. “Chang Wenyan, don’t be unreasonable, you’re scaring her.”

    Zuo Bian delivered a classic Green Tea line: “He seems to have misunderstood us. Did I do something wrong?”

    Qin Ai played along. “No, you’re fine.”

    【Location: Gate of No. 2 Middle School
    Time: 11:45
    Characters: Female lead Qin Ai, Green Tea Zuo Bian, Bitch Identifier Chang Wenyan
    Conflict: Green Tea pretends to be weak and leads the female lead to speak up for her. The male lead sees through the Green Tea’s trick, but the female lead doesn’t believe him and instead accuses him of being unreasonable.
    Comment: Host, you’re awesome! Keep up the good work!】

    “Sister! Sister!” Qin Tian, carrying a heavy backpack, ran towards them.

    Qin Tian was only thirteen years old, still a bean sprout, looking soft and cute, with a fair face and big, round eyes. Seeing that his sister had really come to pick him up, Qin Tian immediately beamed, his big eyes seeming to sparkle.

    “Let’s go, let’s go home for dinner.” Qin Ai took the heavy bag from Qin Tian’s back.

    Zuo Bian naturally followed them into the car, while Chang Wenyan, who was fuming, was completely ignored.

    “This older sister is so beautiful, like a fairy. Fairy sister, what’s your name?” Qin Tian looked at Zuo Bian with bright eyes, his expression full of innocent curiosity.

    The innocent and cute Qin Tian and the cold and beautiful Qin Ai really didn’t look like siblings. The only similarity was probably their names.

    Zuo Bian replied, “Hello, my name is Zuo Bian.”

    “Are you Don’tTalkToMe?!” Qin Tian almost jumped up in the car, but luckily the seatbelt held him back.

    For a junior high school student who kept up with the ‘latest trends’, understanding Martian language was a basic skill.

    Qin Ai, who was driving, almost took a wrong turn.

    “Yes, that’s me.” Zuo Bian nodded.

    “Ahhhhhhhh! I can’t believe I met the real great god! We can play games together on weekends! I have a lot of game consoles at home, but my sister never plays with me.” Qin Tian and Qin Ai were also very different in terms of how much they talked.

    Zuo Bian was also interested in those games. She nodded. “Okay.”

    “Don’t be obsessed with playing games.” Qin Ai interjected.

    Qin Tian, who was just moments ago excited beyond words, immediately sat down obediently and restrained his exaggerated expression. “Okay, I’ll finish my homework before playing games.”

    Qin Ai: “Mm.”

    But soon Qin Tian couldn’t hold back his excitement and started chatting with Zuo Bian again.

    And so, Qin Ai drove, while Zuo Bian and Qin Tian, two cuties, one big and one small, chatted away. One spoke earnestly, and the other listened attentively.

    If the car hadn’t stopped, these two could have continued chatting.

    Zuo Bian unbuckled her seatbelt and got out of the car. As soon as her feet touched the ground, she heard Qin Ai’s voice.

    “Consider me owing you a favor today. If you need any help in the future, you can come to me.” Qin Ai leaned against the car door, her eyelids half-lifted as she looked at Zuo Bian.

    Zuo Bian smiled. “It’s okay, I helped you willingly.”

    Qin Ai raised her chin, her gaze landing on the bag in Zuo Bian’s hand. “Your phone is ringing.”

    “Oh.” Zuo Bian quickly opened her bag and took out her phone. It was a call from her bodyguard, asking where she was.

    “I’m with Miss Qin, I’m at her house now.”

    The bodyguards knew about Qin Ai. The Qin family and the Zuo family were both behemoths of the same level, and their businesses didn’t overlap much, so they wouldn’t do anything to Zuo Bian. Therefore, the bodyguards weren’t too worried, they just said they would come to pick up Zuo Bian later.

    “If you don’t mind, stay for dinner.” After saying that, Qin Ai turned and walked inside.

    Qin Tian, who had just run off, ran back again. “Older Sister Zuo, come quickly! The food our aunt cooks is delicious!”

    “Okay.” Zuo Bian quickly followed.

  • Green Tea Villainess Fails 5

    Chapter 5

    【You need to take the pictures yourself, and they must be the kind that make people unconsciously gulp and feel their mouths go dry.】

    There was a place called Jinjiang(jjwxc) where the censorship was particularly strict. Even a slightly intense fight scene had a high probability of being blocked or locked. 555 didn’t dare to take that risk, so it could only hint at it vaguely.

    And Zuo Bian, a straightforward person, naturally wouldn’t think too much when faced with such a roundabout hint.

    In Zuo Bian’s mind, the things that could make people gulp and feel their mouths go dry were, of course, delicious food!

    It had to be said that Zuo Bian was quite talented in photography.

    In the photo, golden, crispy fried chicken pieces were piled high on a porcelain white plate covered with fresh green lettuce. In a glass filled with soda water, small bubbles surged, and droplets of water rolled down the sides. The afternoon sun slanted down, casting colorful light on the glistening water droplets.

    At first glance, it looked like a picture found online, but it was indeed taken by Zuo Bian herself.

    Clicking send, Zuo Bian said proudly to 555, “How’s this picture? I think it looks pretty good.”

    【Well… it does look good…】

    It did make one’s mouth water and want to gulp. Even it, a system, felt thirsty after looking at it.

    But—

    This wasn’t the kind of beautiful picture mentioned in the Green Tea Handbook! It should have been pictures of beautiful legs and deep cleavages! ☆★ Was it too late to change the content of the Green Tea Handbook now?

    This kind of beautiful picture was a fake beautiful picture. Qin Ai definitely wouldn’t fall for it.

    “Ah, she replied to me. Gulp.” Zuo Bian picked up the glass and took a sip of soda. “This water is so good.”

    【What did she reply?】

    “A period.” Zuo Bian said.

    【The mission progress bar has increased, it’s now 0.9%. This means she doesn’t find you annoying, that’s good, that’s good.】

    Zuo Bian ate another piece of fried chicken. “Mm, I’ll keep working hard.”

    【Host, I think you need to learn more about this world first. This will help you with your conquest.】

    Otherwise, what if she came up with this kind of fake Green Tea tactic again next time? Right, first, she needed to get in touch with the internet.

    This was a world with highly developed internet information. One could obtain all kinds of interesting information online without leaving home.

    It needed to let the host come into contact with the online world. Soon, its host would no longer be ‘innocent’!

    “555, you’re right, there’s so much I don’t understand. And there’s no shame in seeking knowledge, as they say, live and learn. I’ve decided to start learning from the first grade of elementary school. The teacher praised me for being smart, I think it won’t take more than two or three years for me to catch up with my peers.”

    【Wait, wait, wait, wait! It’s not really necessary.】

    555 seemed to see its own weathered face.

    “Huh?”

    【By the time you’ve studied for two or three years, maybe the female lead will already be married. Then there won’t be any role for you to play. Learn to read first, and I’ll teach you the rest while you’re conquering her. And I have a quick way for you to understand this world, it will make you understand a lot.】

    “Mm-hmm, you make a lot of sense, I’ll listen to you. So what’s the method?”

    【It’s very simple, that is—play with your phone!】

    Zuo Bian wiped her greasy hands, picked up her phone, and nodded seriously. “Mm, I’ll start playing now. What should I play?”

    When she downloaded WeChat earlier, Zuo Bian also downloaded a bunch of random apps. 555 kept saying that this app’s icon was pretty, that app’s name was interesting, so Zuo Bian clicked download on all of them.

    Now, faced with so many colorful apps, Zuo Bian was at a loss.

    【Just browse the web and learn about the news of this world.】

    [It’s already happening! The harm is very serious! Stop letting children play with their phones.] A news headline was displayed prominently. Zuo Bian clicked on it without thinking.

    555【…】

    555 really wanted to cry 555.

    “It says that playing with phones is bad for your eyes. Wow! It can even cause blindness. Mm, I think that’s right, too much of anything is bad. Playing with phones is indeed because of not controlling the time.” Zuo Bian nodded as she spoke, looking very agreeable.

    【Host, let’s look at other apps. Why don’t we play this MOBA ×× Legend? You, an ancient person, need to keep up with the trends of young people.】

    Zuo Bian opened ×× Legend and started her gaming journey.

    【Zuo Bian, Zuo Bian! Hey! There’s someone in the bushes on your left! Why are you standing there motionless? Ah! You’re dead!】

    *Zuo Bian = (Left Side)*

    “I thought you were calling my name.” Zuo Bian waited sheepishly for her resurrection. During these short tens of seconds, she familiarized herself with her hero’s skills.

    After resurrecting, Zuo Bian was obviously much better than before, but giving away the first blood made her teammates unhappy, and someone had already started cursing.

    ‘Damn it, I’m so unlucky, I encountered an elementary school student again. I’ll report them later.’

    ‘You eat shit! It’s all because your dad didn’t teach you well.’

    ‘This kind of elementary school student should go home and do their homework. Why come out and harm people?’

    The opposing team also taunted, ‘Where’s your non-mainstream player? We’re lacking in gold, come and give us a kill!’

    Zuo Bian’s in-game name was chosen by 555, it was called Don’tTalkToMe, it was indeed very non-mainstream.

    【I’m so angry! Let me curse back!】

    Zuo Bian, however, didn’t notice these words at all. She had already roughly understood the logic of the game. She lurked in the enemy’s jungle to farm first, killing any enemy hero that appeared. Her gold quickly increased.

    Meanwhile, the system used its ability to hack into the phone and type back curses. Paragraphs of words kept popping up, instantly drowning out the occasional curses from those who were targeting Zuo Bian, leaving them with no chance to fight back.

    Zuo Bian’s three teammates were arguing with the system, while two players on the opposing team watched the show with relish. Only five people in the entire game were seriously playing.

    Zuo Bian quietly farmed, followed by a player with a truly elementary school student level of skill named TodayIsASunnyDay.

    Zuo Bian’s skills, after farming, became terrifyingly good. Anyone who came near her became a kill. TodayIsASunnyDay, whose record was always 0/×/0, rarely managed to get an assist.

    Before she knew it, Zuo Bian had charged into the enemy’s high ground. The enemy heroes who tried to stop her were like paper in front of the farmed Zuo Bian and were instantly eliminated.

    A few dozen seconds later, the character controlled by Zuo Bian destroyed the enemy’s base crystal. Her teammates, who were still cursing, stared at the screen in a daze, not understanding what had just happened.

    Zuo Bian remembered someone saying they would report her, so she reported all her teammates except for TodayIsASunnyDay. Following 555’s instructions, she chose “AFK” (Away From Keyboard) as the reason for the report.

    Her teammates all had a 0/0/0 record, so reporting them for AFK was guaranteed to be successful.

    TodayIsASunnyDay’s record was 0/0/3. This was the first time he had achieved such a good result, so he clicked the “Add Friend” button without hesitation.

    TodayIsASunnyDay: Hello hello, can you carry me, great god? You’re so amazing. My mom told me that my sister used to be a pro gamer too, but she only knows how to work and never carries me. By the way, this is my Q-Q *********

    Zuo Bian slowly typed a reply: But I don’t have Q-Q.

    Now Zuo Bian knew what Q-Q was, but she really didn’t have a Q-Q account.

    If it were an ordinary person, they would definitely think that Zuo Bian didn’t want to add them. But the innocent Qin Tian not only didn’t think so, he even enthusiastically taught Zuo Bian how to create a Q-Q account.

    So Zuo Bian actually created a Q-Q account and added TodayIsASunnyDay as a friend.

    TodayIsASunnyDay seemed quite young and very talkative. He kept chattering, insisting that Zuo Bian carry him.

    Zuo Bian thought she had nothing else to do, so she carried TodayIsASunnyDay for a few more games.

    Zuo Bian seemed to have a natural talent for gaming, carrying TodayIsASunnyDay to victory in several consecutive games.

    TodayIsASunnyDay: Two hours are up, I can’t play anymore. Thank you for carrying me, great god! Mwah (づ ̄ 3 ̄)づ Love you!

    Although TodayIsASunnyDay couldn’t play games today, there was still Q-Q. He immediately switched to Q-Q to chat with Zuo Bian.

    TodayIsASunnyDay: Great god, great god, will you have time to carry me next time? I’m very well-behaved, I’ll try my best not to hold you back.

    Zuo Bian: Okay.

    TodayIsASunnyDay: That’s great! Great god, let me introduce myself, my name is Qin Tian, I’m thirteen years old this year, and I’m in the second year of junior high school. I’m really not an elementary school student. What’s your name?

    555 couldn’t help but comment, 【I’ve never seen someone so talkative. But this kid’s name sounds familiar.】

    Zuo Bian: My name is Zuo Bian, I’m 21 years old this year. Actually, today was my first time playing this game.

    Qin Tian: Wow! That’s amazing! You’re so good on your first try, you must be even better than my sister.

    555【Host, quickly ask him what his sister’s name is. I remember Qin Ai has a younger brother!】

    Zuo Bian: Is your sister’s name Qin Ai?

    Qin Tian: !!!! How did you know? Is great god that amazing? You can even guess my sister’s name.

    Zuo Bian didn’t expect to encounter Qin Ai’s younger brother just by playing a game.

    Zuo Bian: I kind of want to meet your sister.

    Qin Tian: You want to spar with her? That’s difficult. She doesn’t play games anymore, she’s busy with work every day. She said she’ll pick me up from school tomorrow afternoon, but I don’t believe her. She’s always late or doesn’t come at all, hmph ╭(╯^╰)╮ Bad sister.

    Zuo Bian chatted with Qin Tian for a while longer. Without much prompting, Qin Tian revealed all his family secrets.

    Zuo Bian not only knew which school and which grade Qin Tian was in, but also his score on the last monthly exam.

    【How did this child manage to grow up safely? It’s truly a miracle. I highly doubt that he could be lured away with a lollipop.】

    “He’s so cute. I hadn’t even asked him anything, and he told me everything.” Zuo Bian’s eyes curved into crescents, she was very happy.

    【Now we know that the female lead Qin Ai will go to pick up her younger brother tomorrow. We can go there in advance and pretend to run into her.】

    “Okay!” Zuo Bian put down her phone and finished the cold fried chicken.

  • Green Tea Villainess Fails 4

    Chapter 4

    “He hung up before I could refuse.” Zuo Bian placed the phone back in its original position.

    Qin Ai said, “That’s good.”

    Zuo Bian looked at Qin Ai’s cold and sharp profile. “You seem to be in a better mood.”

    “Mm.” At least Chang Wenyan shouldn’t bother her for a while.

    Zuo Bian called out to 555 in her mind, ‘555, I feel like I’ve made a big step towards completing the mission.’

    【That’s right, Host! The mission progress is now 0.7%! Sprinkle flowers ?~!】

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    Upon arriving at Nancheng Residence, a waitress in a light green cheongsam immediately led the two to Yanyuxuan(Smoky Rain Pavilion), a private room that Qin Ai had booked long-term.

    Qin Ai ordered a few dishes suitable for all ages, while Zuo Bian cupped her face in her hands and gazed at Qin Ai, her eyes as focused as if she were looking at a rare treasure.

    “You’re so beautiful.” Zuo Bian said.

    Not only was it written in the Green Tea Handbook to do and say this, but Zuo Bian genuinely found Qin Ai beautiful.

    Qin Ai possessed a sharp and striking beauty, with eyes as deep as the sea, arched eyebrows, a delicate and high nose bridge, and full, crimson lips that radiated a dazzling brilliance. But because of her indifferent expression, her gorgeous face held a touch of icy arrogance.

    “Your bodyguards should be on their way. After dinner, you can go back with them.” Qin Ai completely ignored Zuo Bian’s compliment.

    Beauty was a common occurrence for Qin Ai. The compliments or envy of others held no weight in her eyes.

    “Then how can I see you next time? I still want to meet you.” Zuo Bian’s slender brows furrowed, her eyes filled with fear and anxiety, as if not being able to see Qin Ai was a huge deal.

    【Host, quickly exchange contact information with her! Right, ask for her phone number!】

    “Can you give me your phone number?” Zuo Bian looked at Qin Ai with longing.

    Qin Ai stared at Zuo Bian quietly. Zuo Bian tried hard to squeeze out a few tears to make herself look more pitiful, but despite her efforts, the corners of her eyes remained dry.

    【Sigh, this female lead is too difficult to conquer. Host, I think we should try a different approach—】

    At this moment, Zuo Bian heard Qin Ai say, “Okay.”

    “That’s great!” Zuo Bian instantly dropped her sorrowful expression and beamed with joy.

    “Give me your phone.”

    “Oh oh.” Zuo Bian placed her phone in Qin Ai’s hand.

    Qin Ai saved her number in Zuo Bian’s contacts, labeling it as Qin Ai.

    “Here you go.” Qin Ai returned the phone to Zuo Bian.

    Zuo Bian held the phone and looked at it repeatedly, as if she could see flowers blooming from it.

    Qin Ai wasn’t the type to meddle in other people’s business. It was only because the girl in front of her was excessively naive that she wasted her time again and again.

    It was well-known in their circle that the Zuo family had a daughter with intellectual disabilities. Qin Ai had heard about it, but she never paid much attention because it had nothing to do with her.

    After meeting Zuo Bian in person today, Qin Ai realized that Zuo Bian couldn’t be called stupid, but rather lacking in common sense and too innocent.

    Just like how everyone thought Chang Wenyan was her boyfriend, Zuo Bian was mistaken for a fool.

    But what did that have to do with her? Qin Ai gathered her thoughts.

    After the dishes were served, Zuo Bian ate happily. In her previous life, she had been rescued from starvation by her master and entered a sect to cultivate. But she had achieved inedia(the ability to survive without food) early on, and her life was filled with ascetic cultivation, with little contact with food, let alone delicacies.

    Her master said that she had a pure and flawless heart, a good seedling for cultivation, and deliberately prevented her from being exposed to the filth of the human heart. For more than ten years after entering the sect, Zuo Bian had never properly descended the mountain. Daily diligent cultivation allowed the young Zuo Bian to break through from Qi Condensation to the late Core Formation stage. Unfortunately, before she could truly shine, she died at the hands of the Demon Lord.

    So whether it was in her original world or this world, Zuo Bian was naive about human relationships and social interactions.

    “Aren’t you eating?” Zuo Bian still had a bit of sauce on the corner of her mouth.

    Qin Ai only casually picked at the food with her chopsticks, seemingly not very interested in the dishes on the table.

    “I’m not hungry, you eat.”

    “You’re so nice.” Zuo Bian’s eyes curved into crescents, and she unceremoniously swept away the delicious food on the table.

    After eating, Zuo Bian let out a delicate burp. She seemed a little embarrassed and blushed slightly.

    Qin Ai initially wanted to leave directly, but then she thought that Zuo Bian might get lost here. In the end, she personally led Zuo Bian out to find Shi Miaozhu and the others.

    “Thank you, Miss Qin.” Shi Miaozhu and the bodyguards bowed to Qin Ai.

    After Qin Ai left, Zuo Bian got into the car.

    Zuo Bian’s frequent and inexplicable disappearances were a common occurrence. The bodyguards were either protecting her or searching for her.

    They didn’t dare to say anything to Zuo Bian, after all, it was their fault for not keeping a close eye on her. However, Shi Miaozhu felt that Miss had really changed a lot recently. Perhaps she should tell Master and Madam that they didn’t need to be as protective as before.

    Zuo Bian was sent back to the Zuo family. In the evening, she had dinner with her parents in this world. Her brother wasn’t there, he was still abroad on business and said he would be back at the end of the month.

    Zuo Bian’s father, Zuo Yan, was a middle-aged man who looked very stern, but when he saw Zuo Bian, his harshness melted away, leaving only gentleness and love.

    “Our Xiao Bian is finally growing up. Xiao Bian, do you still like the script Dad showed you last time? If there’s anything you don’t like, Dad can have someone change it.”

    Zuo Bian, who was gnawing on a bone, looked up at Zuo Yan. Actually, during her studies these past few days, 555 had transmitted her memories of this world to her.

    But most of the memories were blank, only occasionally interspersed with fragmented words of tenderness and sadness from her parents and brother.

    Naturally, Zuo Bian had no impression of the script.

    “Script?”

    At this moment, her mother, Du Yundong, explained, “Xiao Bian, have you forgotten? You said you wanted to act and chose a fantasy script.”

    Zuo Bian put down the half-eaten rib and nodded. “Yes, I forgot.”

    “Then does Xiao Bian still want to act?” Zuo Yan softened his voice as much as possible.

    Did the original her want to act? It would be good for Zuo Bian to try different things, so she nodded vigorously. “Yes, I do.”

    In the afternoon, Zuo Bian found the script that had been forgotten in a corner and read its contents with relish.

    “It’s a bit like my original world.”

    【Host, I guess the you who was missing two hun and three po(core of the human soul) probably wanted to find your own life, which is why you proposed wanting to act and chose this script.】

    Zuo Bian suddenly sighed. “I wonder how my master and the child I saved are doing in my original world. Are they still alive?”

    【Unfortunately, my authority is too low now, I can’t help you see.】

    “Thank you, 555. You’ve already helped me a lot.”

    【By the way, Host, let’s create a social media account first. WeChat is good. Didn’t you get Qin Ai’s phone number? We can add Qin Ai’s WeChat through your contacts.】

    Zuo Bian didn’t fully understand, but she guessed that it should be done using the thing called a phone.

    With the help of the system, Zuo Bian downloaded WeChat, created an account, and added Qin Ai as a friend.

    “Success! Can I chat with Qin Ai on this now?”

    【Well, you have to wait for your friend request to be approved. I don’t think Qin Ai is the type to use social media. Your friend request might take two or three days for her to see.】

    555 genuinely felt that Qin Ai was difficult to conquer. The hosts it had guided before all started with 1% or 2% progress. Only with Zuo Bian and Qin Ai, the progress moved in increments of 0.1% or 0.2%.

    In order not to dampen Zuo Bian’s confidence, it had to encourage her. What if Zuo Bian lost confidence and couldn’t continue the conquest?

    However, 555 forgot its passive skill, which was—

    Getting slapped in the face 100% of the time.

    “555! Look, Qin Ai sent me a message! She said I’ve been added as a friend, and we can start chatting now!” Zuo Bian stared at the chat box, wondering how she should reply.

    555【…】

    【That’s an automated message from the system. The message for successful friend requests is always the same. But this is a good start. It means Qin Ai doesn’t hate you.】

    “What should I send? Hello?”

    【Just greet her first, then you can improvise. If you don’t know what to say, just flip through the Green Tea Handbook. The Green Tea Handbook I painstakingly compiled is very useful!】

    “Okay!”

    After all, she wasn’t really trying to be a Green Tea Bitch. The so-called Green Tea quotes and behaviors in the Green Tea Handbook were all modified by 555.

    Because it wasn’t following the normal procedure to complete the mission, 555 had to make up a lot of things. The reason it was only teaching Zuo Bian how to use a phone now was because it had been searching for a ‘male lead’ during this time. It had made up the story, and the characters needed to be in place.

    Chang Wenyan, the man who was pestering Qin Ai, was the ‘male lead’ chosen by 555. Although he was called the male lead, he was actually just a cannon fodder tool.

    The more difficult one was the female lead, Qin Ai, the big boss on Zuo Bian’s path of conquest.

    【How’s it going?】

    555 saw Zuo Bian’s phone screen, which was filled with a bunch of white, soft, and fluffy Caogenyantuanzi (a popular meme character).

    “This little dumpling is so cute, I couldn’t help but send a few more.” Zuo Bian’s eyes were glued to the bouncing, adorable dumplings, as if she could never get tired of looking at them.

    【Host, this won’t do. Sending so many messages at once, maybe she won’t even bother to look at them. Flip through the Green Tea Handbook and see what it says.】

    Zuo Bian pulled out the little booklet filled with green energy from under her pillow and found the WeChat Chatting chapter.

    “Send some beautiful pictures [emoji][emoji][emoji].”

    The three emojis were all yellow faces with red hearts for eyes and drool dripping from the corners of their mouths. They were very suggestive.

    It went without saying what kind of “beautiful pictures” were being referred to, but Zuo Bian wasn’t from this era and couldn’t grasp the ‘implication’ at all.

    ***

    草根颜团子: Caogenyantuanzi

  • Green Tea Villainess Fails 3

    T/N:

    Plug-in = Cheat
    The number ‘555’ is a Chinese slang term used to express sympathy or sadness. (like Wuwuwu *crying*)

    5 is pronounced as wu in Chinese

    Chapter 3

    Zuo Bian’s intuition told her that the most striking woman in the crowd must be Qin Ai, the female lead mentioned by 555.

    But this female lead seemed different from what she had imagined.

    【Beep, mission target found. Character information.
    Name: Qin Ai
    Age: 26
    Height: 171cm
    Measurements: To be explored by the host
    Identity: Current CEO of Qin Group
    Family Members: Unknown
    Personality: Unknown
    Character Background: Unknown】

    Zuo Bian pursed her lips, observing the robbers. The things in their hands must be weapons of this world. She didn’t know how lethal they were, but it might be easier to just break their arms, so they couldn’t fight back.

    555 continued chattering in Zuo Bian’s mind.

    【Host, you must seize this opportunity! Before you act, let me buy you a plug-in. I’ve saved up quite a few points over the years, enough to buy you ten minutes of invulnerability. Why is the mall lagging? Wait a moment, let me refresh it. Wait until I’ve bought the plug-in before you go.】

    555 said a lot, but Zuo Bian didn’t hear a word.

    Zuo Bian tried to gather spiritual energy, but the spiritual energy in this world was too thin. At most, she could only condense a protective shield around her body and enhance her strength. Forget about casting spells.

    However, these robbers were all mortals. She hadn’t forgotten the moves she had practiced, so it shouldn’t be difficult to deal with them.

    Zuo Bian let go of the balloon and charged forward. With swift and graceful movements, she grabbed the arm of the robber holding Qin Ai hostage and snapped it like folding paper.

    【Host, why are you in such a hurry! I just refreshed the mall! 555555 I’m really going to cry 5555!】

    Bang—

    It wasn’t the sound of a gunshot, but the sound of the robber who tried to attack Zuo Bian being kicked away by her. He literally flew, his entire body soaring for more than ten meters before crashing into a counter and coming to a stop.

    Zuo Bian didn’t spare the remaining robbers either. The tall, thin robber initially wanted to shoot, but Zuo Bian’s previous display of skill was too terrifying, and now she was charging towards him.

    He didn’t even see clearly before the terrifying woman was already close. By the time he reacted, he was pinned to the ground, his hands twisted behind his back.

    At this moment, Zuo Bian’s bodyguards also arrived. Seeing their young miss fighting, they immediately rushed forward to help. The robbers who were just about to get up from the ground were instantly subdued again.

    The passersby who were previously too scared to move felt like they were dreaming. Just a moment ago, they were being threatened by robbers, and in the next instant, the robbers were all knocked down by a young girl.

    【Host, you’re too brave…】

    555 didn’t know what to say. At least it didn’t have to cry 5555 anymore.

    Zuo Bian walked towards Qin Ai. “Miss, are you alright?”

    Before Qin Ai could respond, a bunch of people appeared out of nowhere and started ‘caring’ for her.

    The bald manager, Mr. Wang, apologized with a forced smile. “President Qin, it’s all our fault for not having a more comprehensive security system, causing you to be frightened. Fortunately, you’re fine, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to sleep tonight due to guilt.”

    Qin Ai glanced at Manager Wang indifferently, and the smile on his face instantly froze.

    “Since you know there’s a problem, why didn’t you solve it earlier? Remember to submit your resignation to the HR department tomorrow.”

    Qin Ai wore a flowing pearl-white shirt, topped with a well-tailored white suit jacket. Her high-waisted trousers accentuated her long, slender legs. She was impeccably dressed, and if it weren’t for the few wrinkles on her clothes, no one would have guessed that she had just been held hostage.

    “Thank you, Miss. This is my business card. If you need money or anything else, you can contact my secretary through the number on the card.” Qin Ai handed Zuo Bian a white, gold-embossed business card.

    Zuo Bian reached out and took it, casually stuffing the precious business card, which many people would kill for, into her pocket.

    Following 555’s instructions, she asked, “Then can I have dinner with you?”

    【Don’t worry, she will definitely agree. After all, you are her lifesaver now.】

    “Sorry, I don’t have time.” Qin Ai apologized with a smile.

    Zuo Bian looked at Qin Ai’s face with confusion. Why did this person have such an expression when she clearly didn’t feel apologetic at all?

    “The police are here! The police are here!”

    “Someone called the police and said there were robbers here. Where are the robbers?”

    “Here, here!” Shi Miaozhu waved at the police.

    “Can you describe the details of what happened?”

    “It was our young miss who subdued these robbers.”

    Someone nearby chimed in, “Just now, a young girl suddenly rushed out and knocked them all down in a flash.”

    The policeman frowned. “How can you be so reckless? No matter how skilled you are, you can’t disregard your own safety. These people have guns in their hands. Where is that young girl? While we should commend acts of bravery, we also need to provide ideological education. Next time you encounter such a situation, you must be calm and wait for the police to arrive.”

    “Where’s Miss?” Shi Miaozhu suddenly realized that Zuo Bian was gone.

    Because they were afraid that Zuo Bian would be looked at with strange eyes, the bodyguards didn’t stay too close to her. And Zuo Bian was the kind of person who liked to wander around, often disappearing in the blink of an eye.

    ==========================

    This was the first time she had seen the female lead since coming to this world. After just one encounter, the female lead was about to leave, and she didn’t know when they would meet again. So when Zuo Bian saw Qin Ai leaving, she subconsciously followed her, naturally forgetting about her bodyguards.

    Zuo Bian followed Qin Ai all the way to the underground parking lot. Qin Ai turned around. “Why are you following me?”

    “I… I…” Zuo Bian’s mind went blank, she didn’t know what to say.

    【Host! Think about the Green Tea Handbook! There are so many classic lines in it, just pick one and say it!】

    “I just arrived at the mall, I’m not familiar with this place, the only person I can rely on is you.” Zuo Bian spoke with utmost sincerity, recalling the lines in her mind, afraid of making a mistake.

    The note 555 gave for this line was: Show your vulnerability, let the other person know that you are being relied upon. Women like to be relied upon, it will arouse their protective instincts.

    Qin Ai stared at Zuo Bian, remembering that Zuo Bian was holding a balloon when they first met. “You…”

    “Hmm?” Zuo Bian tilted her head.

    “You look familiar. What’s your name?”

    “Zuo Bian, my name is Zuo Bian!” Zuo Bian replied happily, her smile bright and radiant.

    Qin Ai’s brows furrowed almost imperceptibly. “Do you remember your parents’ phone number?”

    “Phone number? I don’t know.” Zuo Bian shook her head.

    Her “I don’t know” didn’t just mean she didn’t know the phone number, but that she didn’t even know what a phone number was.

    Rumble.

    Zuo Bian blushed and covered her stomach. “I’m hungry.”

    “Forget it, I’ll take you to eat first.” Qin Ai opened the car door for Zuo Bian.

    Zuo Bian quickly got into the car, afraid that Qin Ai would change her mind in the next second.

    Once in the car, Zuo Bian obediently fastened her seatbelt. Qin Ai glanced at her in surprise, seemingly not expecting her to know how to do that.

    Qin Ai started the car and asked, “What do you want to eat?”

    “Anything is fine, I’m not picky.” Zuo Bian put her legs together and placed her hands neatly on her knees, looking as well-behaved as she could be.

    Buzz— Buzz—

    Zuo Bian blinked. She felt something vibrating in her pocket. Taking it out, she saw that it was the magical little box called a phone.

    Zuo Bian imitated how others used their phones, tapping the screen with her fingers, but it kept vibrating.

    The traffic light turned red, and the car came to a smooth stop. Qin Ai reached out a hand towards Zuo Bian. “Give it to me.”

    Zuo Bian placed the phone in Qin Ai’s palm. Qin Ai swiped the screen with her finger, and the vibration finally stopped.

    “Hello.”

    “Hello, may I ask who you are?” Shi Miaozhu, clutching at straws, finally got through the call, but the person who answered wasn’t Zuo Bian.

    Qin Ai said, “This is Qin Ai. Your young miss is in my car now. Come to Nancheng Residence to pick her up.”

    “Miss Qin, I want to hear Miss’s voice.”

    Qin Ai handed the phone to Zuo Bian. Zuo Bian happily said into the phone, “Don’t worry about me, I met a kind and beautiful older sister. We’re going to have dinner together now.”

    “Then Miss, you have to be good and not run around anymore.”

    “Mm-hmm.”

    At this moment, the red light turned green, and the car slowly started moving.

    Zuo Bian’s phone stopped ringing, but Qin Ai’s phone started ringing. Qin Ai glanced at the caller ID but didn’t answer.

    “It’s ringing.” Zuo Bian pointed at the phone on the armrest.

    Qin Ai’s brows furrowed with a rare hint of impatience. “Answer it for me. No matter what the other person says, just refuse.”

    “Okay!” Zuo Bian picked up the white phone. Recalling how Qin Ai had answered the call earlier, she moved her finger from the circle to the green icon. At the same time, she accidentally pressed the speaker button.

    “Hello, Qin Ai.”

    【Host, this is the male lead! Go for it! I believe in you!】

    Zuo Bian immediately sat up straight, as if facing a formidable enemy.

    The Green Tea Handbook stated that if you answered a call from the opposite sex for someone else, the standard response should be: “Hello there.”

    Man: “You’re not Qin Ai. Where is Qin Ai?”

    “Qin Ai is taking a shower.”

    Qin Ai, who was driving, couldn’t help but glance at Zuo Bian, who was completely oblivious.

    “Taking a shower? Who are you?”

    Zuo Bian recited the standard answer: “I’m the one who will be sleeping in her bed later.”

    “Let Qin Ai answer the phone. When did she start liking women?” The man on the other end of the phone became agitated.

    Zuo Bian nodded inwardly. As expected, just like the Green Tea Handbook said, the other party was angry. The handbook also stated that at this time, one must not be too direct, but should explain things tactfully.

    “Don’t misunderstand, we’re just good sisters who can eat and sleep together.” Zuo Bian said seriously.

    “Qin Ai! Is it fun to play me like this?”

    Then the other party hung up the phone angrily.

    Qin Ai raised an eyebrow, a smile appearing on her face that she didn’t even notice herself.

  • Green Tea Villainess Fails 2

    T/N: I’ll release a mass update tomorrow, up to chapter 34, to catch up with the chapters on NovelUpdates.

    -Xiao means little

    -Zuo Bian literally means Left Side

    Chapter 2

    【Host, would you like to view your character’s attribute panel? It will help you survive better in this unfamiliar world.】

    Zuo Bian nodded. There was still so much she didn’t understand about this world.

    There was no spiritual energy here, and there were many strange and wondrous things. Everything she encountered was new and intriguing, and she wanted to learn about it all.

    【Name: Female
    Age: 21
    Height: 167cm
    Identity: Daughter of Zuo Yan, chairman of Zuo Group, and Du Yundong, daughter of the Du family.
    Family: Father Zuo Yan, Mother Du Yundong, Brother Zuo Yuan
    Basic Settings: Intellectually disabled, innocent and naive, easily deceived, educational level equivalent to a first-grade elementary school student.
    Family Situation: Beloved by parents and brother.
    Current Crisis: Complete the mission to save your life.
    Current Mission: Approach the female lead of the novel, Qin Ai, seduce her, and make her lose her mind and become infatuated with you.】

    Zuo Bian tilted her head as she listened, raising a question: “Why should I make her lose her mind? Is this world as dangerous as the cultivation world?”

    【Don’t mind those unimportant details. In short, you need to make her fall head over heels for you, which means making her fall in love with you.】

    Zuo Bian clenched her fists, her voice full of determination. “Okay, I’ll do my best! First step, I need to start learning. I looked carefully, and it seems I can only understand punctuation marks.”

    【Well… you can start learning first, there’s no rush.】

    To be honest, I haven’t figured out what to make up next, 555 thought to itself, not voicing its true thoughts.

    Zuo Bian carefully placed the booklet under her pillow, then started planning how to learn.

    “To learn characters, I should go to school, right? Should I tell my parents that I want to go to school? But I’m already 21 years old, and schools are full of children, right? I feel a bit embarrassed.” Zuo Bian scratched her head as she spoke.

    【Ah… the scene is too beautiful, I can’t imagine it! But these are not problems, Host, have you forgotten your setting? Your setting is being intellectually disabled!】

    Although 555’s tone was sincere, Zuo Bian still felt a little strange.

    “So what should I do?”

    【As long as you tell your parents that you want to learn, Host, they will find a tutor for you. One-on-one teaching, eliminating all awkwardness!】

    “Okay!” Zuo Bian abruptly stood up, opened the door, and walked to the left.

    【Host, are you going to find Zuo’s mother? Such strong initiative, clap clap clap for you. But Host, how did you know where Zuo’s mother, Du Yundong, is?】

    “I don’t know.”

    【Huh? Then why are you walking this way?】

    Zuo Bian continued walking. “Because my name is Zuo Bian, so I just need to walk to the left.”

    【I didn’t expect you to be able to tell jokes, Host… Host, please stop for a moment. What if you have to walk in the opposite direction? You’ll have to go back again.】

    Zuo Bian finally stopped. She walked straight towards a maid. If she couldn’t find her way, she could just ask for directions.

    Soon, someone led Zuo Bian to Du Yundong. Du Yundong held Zuo Bian’s hand and asked her to sit down.

    “Mother?” Zuo Bian called out uncertainly, her eyes filled with confusion.

    Du Yundong was stunned for a moment, then wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes and hugged Zuo Bian. “That’s great, Xiao Bian finally remembers that I’m her mother.”

    “Mom… Mom.” Zuo Bian slowly uttered these two words. To her, “mother” was a very unfamiliar term. But feeling the warmth of Du Yundong’s embrace, these two words didn’t seem so unfamiliar anymore.

    Zuo Bian saw Du Yundong holding her hand. “Xiao Bian remembers her mother, then do you remember your own name?”

    “Zuo Bian, my name is Zuo Bian.” Zuo Bian replied.

    When Du Yundong heard what Shi Miaozhu said today, she thought that perhaps her Xiao Bian’s condition wasn’t getting worse, but rather better.

    At least she was reacting to the outside world and speaking more.

    Now she even recognized her mother and remembered her own name. This was a good start.

    “Xiao Bian is amazing! You actually remember your name, Mom is so happy.”

    Zuo Bian felt embarrassed by the praise. She didn’t seem to have done anything extraordinary.

    【Host, quickly say you want to study!】

    “Mom, I want to read books, but I don’t know the characters. Can I learn?” Zuo Bian looked at Du Yundong with a pleading expression.

    How could Du Yundong refuse such a simple request from Zuo Bian?

    “Xiao Bian wants to learn? Don’t worry, Mom will definitely find you the best and most gentle tutor. It doesn’t matter how well you learn in the end, as long as Xiao Bian is happy.”

    “Thank you, Mom.” Zuo Bian smiled happily, feeling that she was one step closer to completing the mission. Then she asked about her progress.

    【Beep, mission progress 0.01%. Host, you see, we are only 99.9% away from success!】

    ‘Yes, I will work harder!’ Zuo Bian replied to 555 in her heart.

    ===========================

    Learning wasn’t difficult for Zuo Bian, especially since the characters of this era had similarities to the characters of her own time. After a few days, she had learned at least a few hundred characters and could understand most of the words in the Green Tea Handbook.

    【Although you haven’t memorized all the sentences in the Green Tea Handbook, it’s time for us to get started. Gogogo!】

    *(Gou Gou Gou sound) = Dog Dog Dog. Zuo Bian misheard Go as Gou*

    “Dogdogdog?”

    【Gogogo means let’s go, let’s go.】

    “Oh oh, I’ll remember that. Dogdogdog! Let’s dog!”

    Zuo Bian told her bodyguards that she wanted to go out. Although she had several bodyguards by her side, their job was only to protect her safety and eliminate those with malicious intentions. They wouldn’t restrict her freedom.

    This was also the intention of Zuo’s parents. They didn’t want to treat Zuo Bian as a fool. In their eyes, their daughter was the best and was free, just a little slow-witted. Apart from that, she was no different from other children.

    Bodyguard Shi Miaozhu asked Zuo Bian where she wanted to go.

    “I want to go? I don’t know where I want to go.” In fact, Zuo Bian didn’t know where the female lead Qin Ai, mentioned by System 555, was.

    The system said she had to actively create a chance encounter, but where could she encounter Qin Ai?

    【Host, just say you want to go out for a walk, let’s get out first. I’m already contacting the higher-ups to give us a female lead location plug-in.】

    Following 555’s instructions, Zuo Bian said she just wanted to take a stroll. Soon, the car was ready.

    Zuo Bian left the Zuo family manor with a grand entourage, her face pressed against the window, excitedly watching the scenery flash by.

    Entering the city, Zuo Bian looked at the streets of this world with curiosity. Many people had colorful hair, and the clothes they wore were pitifully revealing. Were they poor?

    No, it seemed that everyone in this world dressed like this. They didn’t seem to mind exposing their arms and legs. They also didn’t care about the traditional belief that one’s body and hair were gifts from their parents, as many people had short haircuts.

    Compared to her original world, there weren’t so many rigid constraints here. Women didn’t have to worry about being seen as impure if their feet were seen. This world was more free, more colorful, and more desirable to her.

    At this moment, 555 finally spoke.

    【Host, Host, the higher-ups said that precise spatiotemporal location is against the rules. I can only know the approximate location, and the time when the female lead Qin Ai appears is uncertain. You need to rely on luck.】

    ‘Where is it?’

    【It’s in the mall ahead. You can get off the car now.】

    “I want to get off and walk around, is that okay?”

    Shi Miaozhu asked the driver to find a place to park, then said to Zuo Bian, “Miss, you can get off whenever you want. Just let us know, no need to ask for our permission.”

    Zuo Bian tilted her head and looked at Shi Miaozhu. She always felt that Shi Miaozhu’s eyes were filled with sympathy and pity when she looked at her. She was perfectly healthy, why should she be pitied?

    There was a reason for Shi Miaozhu’s gaze. Zuo Bian’s intelligence wasn’t like that of ordinary people. Fortunately, Zuo Bian was born into the Zuo family, with no worries about food and clothing, loved by her parents and brother, and protected. Otherwise, being well-behaved, polite, and beautiful, who knows what she might have encountered.

    However, what Shi Miaozhu didn’t know was that the person she thought was a pitiful little girl was actually a powerful cultivator. Anyone who wanted to do anything to Zuo Bian would have to consider how many bones they were willing to break.

    After the car stopped, Shi Miaozhu opened the door for Zuo Bian.

    As soon as Zuo Bian got out of the car, she walked towards the entrance of the mall, following the system’s instructions, curious about what the female lead in 555’s words looked like.

    The novels in this world were like the storybooks in her original world. The female leads in storybooks were generally beautiful and delicate. As a cultivator, she must protect this person in the future.

    She often heard stories about heroes saving beauties, and the rescued person falling in love and pledging their life to the hero, becoming a beautiful tale.

    If she could show off her skills in front of the female lead, maybe the female lead would fall for her?

    However, a question also arose in Zuo Bian’s mind. Why did 555 want her to approach the female lead instead of the male lead?

    Was it because it would be more convenient for her to be the hero who saves the beauty with the female lead? It seemed very likely.

    A fluffy monster passed by Zuo Bian, its hands clutching a bunch of things that looked like kites but weren’t quite kites.

    When a child saw the fluffy monster, they actually ran over happily. Zuo Bian couldn’t help but take a few more glances.

    Although she didn’t quite understand why, these things seemed normal in this world.

    Seeing that Zuo Bian had glanced at the balloons a few times, Shi Miaozhu, who acted as both bodyguard and nanny, immediately bought a balloon and handed it to Zuo Bian.

    “Miss, you probably want this, right?”

    Zuo Bian took the balloon blankly and discovered that this round thing could float on its own, completely different from a kite.

    【Host, Host, quickly go to the second floor, I sense a major event happening!】

    “I want to go upstairs and have a look.”

    【Hurry, hurry! If you don’t hurry, you’ll miss the chance to be the hero who saves the beauty!】

    Zuo Bian nodded inwardly. As she expected. Saving people was important, she had to run.

    Zuo Bian, clutching the balloon, took three steps at a time, her light footsteps carrying her up the stairs like a swallow. The bodyguards, including Shi Miaozhu, were stunned.

    “Miss, don’t run!”

    Zuo Bian seemed not to hear.

    As soon as she reached the second floor, she was blinded by the glittering gold. Before her eyes could fully adjust to the surroundings, she heard chaotic screams and a man’s stern shouts.

    “Hands up! Nobody move!”

    Finally, Zuo Bian opened her eyes. She saw several men, their faces covered with something, standing in front of the counters filled with gold and silver jewelry. The men were brandishing guns menacingly, and one of them was holding a woman hostage.

    Even though she was being held hostage, the woman didn’t show any signs of unease or panic, as if being taken hostage was just a trivial matter, less important than deciding whether to have coffee or tea after dinner.

    The woman seemed to notice Zuo Bian’s unwavering gaze and glanced at her.

    Underneath her long, dark eyelashes were a pair of deep-set eyes, like a seemingly calm but dark sea hiding countless undercurrents.