Chapter 118: My Guardian Spirit is Dead (4)
“I also want to know when you’ll remember,” Jiang Zhiyan sighed softly.
Xie Yunzhi looked at Jiang Zhiyan, puzzled: “What does it have to do with you?”
“The most important thing you’ve forgotten is me.”
Xie Yunzhi stared at Jiang Zhiyan for a moment, then remarked: “Times are changing, even vengeful spirits are using cheesy pickup lines now.”
Jiang Zhiyan: ?
“It’s a bit… greasy,” Xie Yunzhi commented, rubbing her arms.
Jiang Zhiyan: …
“I’m stating a fact.”
“Mm-hmm.”
Jiang Zhiyan looked at Xie Yunzhi; she realized Xie Liaoyi had a unique way of being infuriating in every world.
She stopped talking and followed Xie Yunzhi.
Xie Yunzhi didn’t want to talk either, thinking about her full class schedule made her irritable.
When class ended at 9:30, she yawned several times. Not far from the school gate, she saw Song Zhili blocking her path, holding a peachwood sword. She yawned again and walked past him.
“Miss Xie, do you know that your main family once provoked a vengeful spirit? If the vengeful spirit isn’t exorcised, you won’t live past thirty!” Song Zhili said, seeing Xie Yunzhi ignoring him, he immediately followed.
“I haven’t heard of it, and if I don’t live past thirty, then I don’t,” Xie Yunzhi said.
Song Zhili: …
“I have a license, I’m really not a scammer!” Song Zhili said, agitated.
“Then what are you telling me for? Why don’t you just exorcise the vengeful spirit?” Xie Yunzhi looked at Song Zhili, puzzled. “Do you need my permission to do it? If I don’t agree, can you not harm the vengeful spirit? So you just want money, right?”
Jiang Zhiyan chuckled and shook her head at Song Zhili, who looked like he was about to faint from anger.
“Anyway, I don’t have any money, not a single cent,” Xie Yunzhi said, folding her arms.
Song Zhili took out his compass: “Because I need your cooperation, look at the needle.”
Xie Yunzhi looked at Song Zhili with a deadpan expression: “The anti-fraud guide has already covered scams like yours in numerous special reports.”
“The fact that I was released means I’m not a scammer.”
“That’s not the same, maybe you were just given a warning the first time you were caught, it’s normal to be released on the first day, isn’t it?”
“Then let’s exchange contact information, contact me if there are any problems,” Song Zhili said, drawing his sword and striking at Jiang Zhiyan, who instantly dispersed and reappeared in another location.
Jiang Zhiyan looked at Song Zhili and shook her head: “So you can’t attack me now? Why? Because you’re too weak?”
Xie Yunzhi, looking at Song Zhili with disgust, quickly ran away. Because of his strange actions, many people were already looking at them.
“Stalking young girls is very perverted,” Jiang Zhiyan said. “I’m starting to question your Song family’s upbringing.”
Song Zhili’s chest heaved, staring at Jiang Zhiyan intently.
“Heh.” Jiang Zhiyan raised her hand and struck Song Zhili’s head. “Just stay in the hospital for a while.”
Song Zhili coughed violently and spat out blood.
“Who fights a boss at level one?” Jiang Zhiyan shook her head at Song Zhili. “And I can’t even kill you directly.”
Song Zhili glared at Jiang Zhiyan coldly.
“You should be grateful I didn’t kill you,” Jiang Zhiyan said with a smile. “I thought you were someone capable, you wasted a whole day of my time.”
Song Zhili finally fainted from anger. Passersby, after watching for a while, called for an ambulance.
Jiang Zhiyan caught up with Xie Yunzhi: “Walking so slowly today, were you waiting for me?”
“Heh,” Xie Yunzhi chuckled and looked Jiang Zhiyan up and down.
“I’m not injured, I just knocked him unconscious.”
Xie Yunzhi twitched the corner of her mouth: “Will he keep following me?”
“He’ll probably be hospitalized this time, you’ll have some peace and quiet for a while,” Jiang Zhiyan said.
Xie Yunzhi: …
“Then won’t more people come looking for trouble with you?” Xie Yunzhi asked, puzzled. Although she kept calling Song Zhili a scammer, judging by his appearance and actions, he seemed to have a background.
“They will, but they can’t kill me,” Jiang Zhiyan chuckled. “If I were that easy to deal with, I would have been gone long ago.”
Xie Yunzhi looked at Jiang Zhiyan, thinking about what Song Zhili had said: “You’ve followed many people before? Do you talk to everyone like this?”
“No, only you, and I’m not the same vengeful spirit as the last one, we take turns,” Jiang Zhiyan immediately said. “This is my first shift.”
Xie Yunzhi: ?
“I have a strong feeling you’re messing with me,” Xie Yunzhi stared at Jiang Zhiyan.
“No, I’m really not the same vengeful spirit as the last one,” Jiang Zhiyan said, looking into Xie Yunzhi’s eyes and blinking rapidly. “Trust me.”
Xie Yunzhi looked away and rubbed her temples: “Why don’t you change your appearance? It’s scary at night.”
The System helpfully projected what Xie Yunzhi was currently seeing.
Jiang Zhiyan was standing under a streetlight, the dim yellow light passing through her translucent form, combined with her pale face and red lips, it looked exceptionally terrifying. Her expression, usually playful, was now just eerie, someone with weaker nerves would probably faint on the spot.
This appearance truly fit the stereotypical image of a vengeful spirit.
Jiang Zhiyan moved out of the streetlight and entered the complex with Xie Yunzhi.
“What did he mean by ‘not living past thirty’?” Xie Yunzhi asked, opening the door.
Jiang Zhiyan floated inside: “Literally.”
Xie Yunzhi turned to Jiang Zhiyan: “So you’re here to take my life?”
“Of course not, the person followed by the previous vengeful spirit didn’t live past thirty, not the person I’m following,” Jiang Zhiyan refused to take the blame. “Don’t worry, I won’t let you die before thirty.”
Xie Yunzhi’s gaze followed Jiang Zhiyan as she floated onto the sofa.
“I forgot to buy a grilled sausage,” Xie Yunzhi suddenly remembered and frowned. “It’s all because of that person, I forgot to go to the snack street.”
“Then let’s order some barbecue,” Jiang Zhiyan said, finding paper and pen. “Come and watch.”
Xie Yunzhi watched as Jiang Zhiyan drew talismans on the paper, only commenting after she finished: “Vengeful spirits can draw talismans too?”
“Yeah, why can a vengeful spirit draw talismans?” Jiang Zhiyan looked at the talismans on the paper, puzzled, normally, she shouldn’t be able to draw them, but she did, and not only that, they seemed usable. “Is this a bug?”
Jiang Zhiyan wondered, or was she not really a ghost anymore?
“What bug?” Xie Yunzhi asked.
Jiang Zhiyan didn’t answer, handing her the pen: “You try.”
Xie Yunzhi glanced at Jiang Zhiyan: “What kind of talisman is this?”
“A talisman that allows me to eat,” Jiang Zhiyan said, looking at Xie Yunzhi with dissatisfaction. “I just explained it earlier.”
“Can’t you draw it yourself? Why do you need me to?” Xie Yunzhi asked, folding her arms.
“Don’t you want to become a god? I’ll teach you how to draw talismans and cultivate,” Jiang Zhiyan said. “Of course, we have to start with the basics.”
Xie Yunzhi stared at Jiang Zhiyan for a while: “Okay, we’ll talk about that later, first, find a way to remove your makeup.”
Jiang Zhiyan: …
Xie Yunzhi put down her bag. She did have strong nerves, but she could still be scared, she just didn’t show it outwardly: “Should I burn some makeup remover for you? But I can’t burn makeup remover, you can eat, but you can’t touch these things, why can you touch things sometimes?”
“Are you disgusted by me?” Jiang Zhiyan snorted. “I’m floating on the sofa, it just looks like I’m touching it, sometimes I use my ghostly energy to manipulate things.”
Xie Yunzhi nodded: “Oh, mm, I am disgusted.”
Jiang Zhiyan’s gaze became even more displeased. She took a deep breath, forget it, she wouldn’t argue with Xie Yunzhi.
“Isn’t there any basic knowledge I need? Are we just jumping straight into this?” Xie Yunzhi asked.
Jiang Zhiyan asked the System to generate a book list and copied it down. It was a long list, covering several pages: “Many of these books are at the Xie family estate, you can contact them.”
“If I do that, won’t that person know I was lying to him?” Xie Yunzhi wasn’t familiar with the Xie family, she had no impression of them, she had only heard her family mention them a few times.
“It’s not a big problem, the two families have a bad relationship, the Xie family will think Song Zhili is meddling,” Jiang Zhiyan said. “Powerful families are proud, the Xie family hasn’t been able to solve this problem for generations, and now some young punk is claiming he can.”
“So face is more important than a life?” Xie Yunzhi retorted.
Jiang Zhiyan nodded: “That’s how they see it.”
“Will they give me the books?” Xie Yunzhi asked.
“They will, you’re talented, why wouldn’t they? Talented people are rare everywhere, but don’t listen to what they teach you, they haven’t accomplished much themselves, they can’t teach you anything good, I’m better than them.”
“Then what about you?” Xie Yunzhi continued to ask, feeling like nothing was reliable.
“I’ll go with you, I told you, the Xie family can’t do anything to me,” Jiang Zhiyan said, twitching the corner of her mouth. “With me there, they won’t make things too difficult for you, of course, we shouldn’t talk too much then.”
“What about this book list? What if they ask about it?” Xie Yunzhi held up the list.
“Just say you’re staying there and you want to read, use your brain, it’s not like you’re handing them the list and asking for the books directly, they won’t let you take many of these books out of the Xie family estate,” Jiang Zhiyan said, poking Xie Yunzhi’s head.
Xie Yunzhi felt like she was being looked down upon.
Jiang Zhiyan went outside to remove her makeup, it was more like changing her skin than removing makeup, consuming quite a bit of her ghostly energy. She floated back, and Xie Yunzhi had already drawn two talismans. Although she used a regular pen and paper, their power wasn’t weakened much.
Xie Yunzhi looked at the talismans, resting her chin on her hand, she could sense their power, although she couldn’t explain it: “One question, aren’t you afraid I’ll use them against you after I learn how to draw them?”
“That’s why you should remember quickly, I’m risking my life teaching you this,” Jiang Zhiyan looked at Xie Yunzhi.
Xie Yunzhi stared at Jiang Zhiyan’s face: “Actually, looking at you like this, you do look familiar.”
“A bit familiar, tsk,” Jiang Zhiyan said, slumping in the air. “Did you order barbecue?”
“I did.”
“That’s good,” Jiang Zhiyan said, satisfied.
Xie Yunzhi looked at Jiang Zhiyan’s legs floating past her and sighed: “Go float somewhere else.”
“You’re even disgusted by this?” Jiang Zhiyan said with a frustrated sigh.
“I’m going to call my mom and ask about the Xie family.”
“Oh,” Jiang Zhiyan responded. “No need to go anywhere else, I can hear you no matter where you are in this small apartment.”
“Can’t you not listen?”
“No.”