Category: Back to Three Years Old: Crushing Scumbags on a Parenting Reality Show

  • Back to Three Years Old: Crushing Scumbags on a Parenting Reality Show 55

    Chapter 55

    After breakfast, some were full from eating, some were full from anger, and some were full from laughter.

    Regardless of whether the breakfast was satisfying or not, the tasks had to continue.

    After yesterday afternoon’s “joint efforts” (mutual torment), this morning, the dads and babies were separated for their tasks again.

    Their tasks all involved helping villagers in and around the village.

    However, the dads would be completing their tasks individually.

    The babies, on the other hand, would be divided into three groups and complete their tasks as teams.

    The other dads quickly received their task cards and went to find their respective task locations. Only Wei Chengli, under the staff’s urging, kept looking back at the little ones gathered in a circle, worry etched on his face.

    Sigh, he was so worried, how would they be divided into groups…

    The little chubby dumpling definitely wanted to be in the same group as Yan Yan, but would Yan Yan want to be in the same group as Shen Zilin…

    Among the remaining children, Wen Jiangyue was quite good, Wang Zhizhi was also acceptable, Wen Dongyu had been focused on his pig recently, he didn’t know if he still had the energy to manage the little chubby dumpling. It definitely couldn’t be Cheng Rongrong, the little chubby dumpling would explode.

    Ah, speaking of, how could seven people be divided into three groups? It was truly a headache.

    Wei Chengli kept looking back, almost walking backwards. But eventually, after a turn, the little ones disappeared from his sight, he could only continue worrying alone, lost in his thoughts.

    He wasn’t the only one lost in thought.

    Speaking of the babies, they were gathered in a circle, discussing how to form groups.

    Wei Maomao pursed her lips, trying to appear nonchalant and calm, as if she didn’t care about the outcome of their discussion. But only she knew how sweaty her tightly clenched chubby paws had become.

    This three-year-old body was truly…

    It was just a task, what did it matter if they weren’t in the same group! Just because her body was small, did that mean she was still a child who needed to cling to others?

    Wei Maomao mentally criticized herself, but her pep talk didn’t alleviate her anxiety at all.

    “We have seven people, divided into three groups, it should be a combination of two, two, and three, right?” Shen Zilin said, counting on his fingers.

    “It could also be one, one, five, one, two, four, or one, three, three.” Wen Jiangyue calculated carefully.

    “… “ Shen Zilin coughed. “For this group task, we should try to distribute the members evenly, right?”

    Wen Jiangyue smiled sheepishly. “Right. I accidentally treated it as a math problem.”

    “Then two, two, three? How do you guys want to group up?” Shen Zilin looked around.

    “Whatever.” Wang Zhizhi, meeting Shen Zilin’s gaze, shrugged. “Anything is fine.”

    “Do I count as one or two, with the pig?” Wen Dongyu asked.

    Shen Zilin paused, quickly averting his gaze from Wen Dongyu and looking at Wei Maomao next to him.

    Wei Maomao’s gaze wandered away.

    Shen Zilin: ??? Seriously? Cheng Tingyan dug Baby Coins for you until late last night, and you’re not even asking to be in the same group with her, you’ve changed, Maomao!

    “Maomao, let’s be in the same group.” Wen Jiangyue, bypassing Wen Dongyu, approached Wei Maomao.

    Wei Maomao, who was planning to wait and see who Yan Yan would choose, was stunned. So she was chosen just like that?

    “Maomao and I are putting our Baby Coins together, we have to be in the same group.” Cheng Tingyan clutched the strap of her bag, her voice firm despite the slight tremor of nervousness she was trying to suppress. But she had spoken bravely, and seeing Wen Jiangyue’s suddenly confused expression, her heart softened. “How about, the three of us be in a group, is that okay?”

    After she finished speaking, both Wen Jiangyue and Cheng Tingyan looked at Wei Maomao.

    Just when she thought all hope was lost, a glimmer of light appeared!

    Wei Maomao nodded quickly.

    Wen Jiangyue breathed a small sigh of relief and happily stood next to them.

    Cheng Tingyan also slowly relaxed her grip on the bag strap. She almost ended up in a different group from the little chubby bunny. It seemed that next time something like this happened, she had to speak up earlier. Opportunities had to be seized, she couldn’t always wait for the little chubby bunny to take the initiative.

    Speaking of… Cheng Tingyan secretly glanced at Wen Jiangyue. She felt a bit regretful, those ten Baby Coins she had given to Wen Jiangyue as compensation for digging earlier, if only she hadn’t insisted on the little chubby bunny giving them, she should have given them herself. After the little chubby bunny gave them the coins, Wen Jiangyue’s attention towards her had increased significantly. She even patted the soft fur on her head, many, many times…

    With the three-person group formed, the remaining two groups were quickly decided.

    Because Wang Zhizhi strongly opposed having a sibling, Shen Zilin was forced to team up with Cheng Rongrong, while Wang Zhizhi and Wen Dongyu, along with the pig, formed another group.

    After the groups were formed, the program team gave each group a different task card. The task card showed a map of the village, with markers indicating the locations of the villagers they needed to help.

    With the cards in hand, the three groups were about to separate. The others were fine, but Shen Zilin looked at the three-person group with reluctance, regretting being a step slower than Wen Jiangyue.

    As Shen Zilin had said, the program team’s “self-divide into three groups” meant trying to distribute the members evenly. The maps received by the three groups, the other two groups had two task locations each, while the one Wei Maomao was holding had three, indicating that the program team had already planned it based on the number of members. It would have been interesting if they had actually formed a one, one, five group earlier.

    “Which one should we go to first?” Wei Maomao asked for the other two’s opinions.

    “Start with the closest one?” Wen Jiangyue pointed at the location closest to the square on the map.

    Cheng Tingyan nodded in agreement.

    Cheng Tingyan didn’t care which task they started with, she just hoped these tasks would give them some Baby Coins. They had dug for two hours last night and only earned twenty Baby Coins before the staff stopped them, saying it was too late. They were still fifty-nine Baby Coins short of the watermelon…

    Following the map, the three quickly found the first person who needed help. Before they even entered the courtyard, Wei Maomao smelled a foul odor, very similar to chicken manure.

    As expected, upon entering, they saw that half the courtyard was enclosed, with a three-story chicken coop housing many chickens.

    The person who needed help was an elderly woman sitting in a wheelchair.

    “I fell while digging for earthworms a few days ago, now I can only sit in this.” The elderly woman sighed, patting the wheelchair under her, then pointed at the three-story chicken coop. “It’s inconvenient to feed the chickens on the top floor while sitting in this, I can only throw some rice and vegetables from down here, I don’t even know if the chickens up there have been eating well these past few days.”

    Wei Maomao glanced at the elderly woman’s right leg in a cast, then at the three large basins of mixed rice and vegetables outside the chicken coop, she understood, this task involved going inside to feed the chickens…

    Perhaps because it was a baby task, and they had to consider the children’s safety, the family chosen by the program team didn’t raise free-range chickens, they were all kept in the three-story coop, each compartment with designated feeding spots. In other words, they didn’t have to interact with the chickens directly, they just had to endure the smell in the courtyard and use a small stool if they couldn’t reach. The task difficulty was very low.

    The three quickly carried the food basins inside. To be safe, they divided the work, the shortest, Wei Maomao, was assigned to feed the chickens on the bottom floor, while Cheng Tingyan and Wen Jiangyue would work together, one holding the stool, the other standing on it, to feed the chickens on the second and third floors.

    No one complained about the smell, they cooperated efficiently, and the task progressed quickly.

    Soon, the three came out, dragging the three empty basins, and received their reward from the elderly woman… two eggs each.

    Wei Maomao, looking at the eggs in her hand, thought that they should have done this task last, eggs were really inconvenient to carry.

    But she didn’t expect that, while looking at the same eggs, the other two were thinking about something else.

    “Grandma, should we collect the eggs from the top floor for you?” Cheng Tingyan asked softly.

    “Do you want us to help shovel the chicken manure on the top floor, Grandma?” Wen Jiangyue offered kindly.

    Cheng Tingyan and Wen Jiangyue spoke almost simultaneously, then Cheng Tingyan looked at Wen Jiangyue in surprise. She had only thought of helping to collect the eggs, but she actually…

    “Oh, right, we didn’t collect the eggs.” Wen Jiangyue smiled sheepishly. “I was only thinking about how smelly the accumulated chicken manure must be.”

    Wei Maomao was amazed by the program team’s attention to detail. The bottom row of chicken coops she was responsible for feeding had no eggs and very little chicken manure… So the two floors above, which she hadn’t paid attention to, were like that? But even if she had seen it, she wouldn’t have asked like Yan Yan and Wen Jiangyue, would she? After all, in her mind, no matter how realistic the setting was, it was just the program team’s arrangement and a trick…

    The innocence of children, Wei Maomao’s heart felt warm.

    But Wen Jiangyue’s words didn’t just shock Cheng Tingyan, not even just Wei Maomao, but also… the elderly woman sitting in the wheelchair.

    The elderly woman was so shocked that the wrinkles on her face trembled. She frantically reached for the earpiece in her left ear.

    After a moment, the elderly woman calmed down and said kindly, “My dear little babies, please just help me collect the eggs, I’ll have someone else clean up the chicken manure.”

    Her kind expression was contradicted by her stiff, robotic tone.

    Wei Maomao could imagine how surprised the elderly woman must have been, momentarily unsure of how to respond, so she simply read the prompt from her earpiece.

    It was also… Who would have thought that a little baby would volunteer to shovel chicken manure, it was hard on you, Grandma.

    So the three went back inside, Wei Maomao carrying the basin, the other two continuing their teamwork, one holding the stool, the other standing on it, collecting all the eggs from the egg trays on the top floor.

    This time, when they came out, the elderly woman took out three bags of Baby Coins.

    Wei Maomao was certain that when they were collecting the eggs, besides the staff filming them, no one else had entered the courtyard. So the most likely scenario was that the elderly woman had these three bags of Baby Coins all along.

    So… feeding the chickens was the basic task, the reward was two eggs each. Helping to collect the eggs was the hidden task, the reward was a bag of Baby Coins each?

    Even tasks for little babies had hidden… The program team was truly something… Wei Maomao looked at the four new Baby Coins in her hand, sighing in admiration.

    Of course, she wasn’t the only one who felt this way, the viewers in the live broadcast room were also surprised by the program team’s “thoughtfulness.”

    “Impressive, I was just thinking, while watching Yan Yan feed the chickens, that the program team did a good job with the setting, the cleanliness of the top two floors was much worse than the bottom floor, especially the top floor, with both eggs and manure, and lots of vegetable scraps scattered in the cages. It turns out it wasn’t just a setting!”

    “It was the program team’s design, when they went to collect the eggs, the elderly woman took out those three money bags directly from under her wheelchair, it means it was a pre-planned hidden task, to see if the babies could discover it.”

    “Hahaha, thankfully, the program team still has some conscience, the hidden task was collecting eggs, not shoveling chicken manure, otherwise, the little babies would be too pitiful!”

    “The babies are so cute, they must have genuinely thought the elderly woman was injured and couldn’t move, wanting to help her, that’s how they triggered this task. The dads doing tasks next door are also almost finished with their first task, speaking of, do their tasks also have hidden ones?”

    “Ahhh, I love discovering hidden tasks in games. But shoveling chicken manure is a bit much, hahaha… Wen Jiangyue, her thoughts are truly unique, hahaha, earlier, during the grouping, when she listed one, one, five, I thought Shen Zilin almost choked, hahaha.”

    “Hahaha, Yan Yan, she’s completely captivated by the unexpected four Baby Coins. When she was leaving, she even repeatedly confirmed with the elderly woman if she really didn’t need help shoveling the chicken manure. She was initially shocked by Wen Jiangyue’s suggestion, but now, to save money for the watermelon, she’s completely on board, huh!”

    “I’m dying of laughter, quickly find the fixed camera in this courtyard and watch the live stream. As soon as the babies left, the elderly woman started taking off her cast, hahaha. It was fake! It’s a good thing Yueyue even asked if her leg hurt when they were leaving, hahaha!”

    “Her leg doesn’t hurt, but her conscience probably does, hahaha!”

    “Holy crap, Yan Yan is amazing… Hahaha, I’m dying, she’s going back to ask the elderly woman if she needs help digging for earthworms, Yan Yan, for the watermelon, she’s truly… Hahaha, she said she was afraid of bugs, but for the watermelon, she’s fearless!”

    “Hahahahahaha… Help, I can imagine the elderly woman frantically trying to put the cast back on her leg after hearing the prompt in her earpiece, I’ve never seen such a funny NPC, hahaha!”

    “I’m crying from laughter, I was just about to cheer for the elderly woman when I saw Yan Yan pushing open the courtyard gate in her live stream.”

    “A watermelon-induced tragedy, hahaha!”

    “Hahaha, so awkward, the elderly woman was halfway through putting on the cast when the three little ones walked in, hahaha, this might be the most embarrassing moment of her life!”

    “The babies’ expressions all froze, hahaha, help, they’re so cute, little wooden dolls! Shatter, shatter, the children’s innocence, hahahahaha…”

    The second task location on the three’s map was a vegetable garden behind a house.

    The person who needed help was an elderly man hunched over.

    “My back has been aching these past few days, I haven’t been able to properly water this vegetable garden for days.” The elderly man patted his back and sighed. “The weather is so hot, there’s not enough water in the field, the vegetables are going to die.”

    Wei Maomao glanced at the three watering cans and two buckets of water by the elderly man’s feet, she understood, they had to water the garden.

    “Is this grandpa’s back really hurting?” Wen Jiangyue whispered.

    “After watering, he’ll probably give us vegetables, what should we do to get Baby Coins?” Cheng Tingyan whispered, joining the discussion.

    Wei Maomao: … Okay, after witnessing the elderly woman with the half-removed cast, the innocent little babies’ world had been completely overturned.

    “Let’s go to the field first, we’ll see what else we need to do while watering.” Wei Maomao sighed and suggested.

    The vegetable garden wasn’t big, mainly planted with three types of vegetables, peppers, tomatoes, and lettuce, with a small corner growing some scallions. It looked like it was just for their own consumption, with maybe a tiny bit extra to sell.

    The three each took a watering can, filled it with water from the bucket, and started watering the garden. Soon, more than half of the garden was watered.

    This time, Wei Maomao paid attention. Based on the logic of feeding chickens and collecting eggs, watering the garden should correspond to harvesting vegetables, right?

    Peppers, tomatoes, and lettuce were all summer vegetables, it seemed that except for the lettuce, which was still a bit small, the peppers and tomatoes were almost ready to be harvested. Considering the little babies’ labor capabilities, they probably didn’t need to harvest everything. Wei Maomao thought the most likely scenario was to finish the two buckets of water, then fill them with the harvested vegetables. Mmm, she would see if the other two figured it out, if not, she would ask later.

    Wei Maomao felt her efficiency was quite good, she had even figured out the hidden task while watering the garden.

    But she didn’t expect that her thoughts and those of the little babies… could be so different.

    After the last bit of water in the buckets was used up, the three of them tacitly didn’t rush back to the elderly man.

    “What do you think the other task here will be?” Wen Jiangyue asked softly. “Helping Grandpa harvest the vegetables, or giving him a back massage even though it might not actually hurt?”

    The first part sounded reasonable, but the second part, Wei Maomao looked at Wen Jiangyue helplessly, it seemed the elderly woman had truly traumatized her.

    But Wei Maomao didn’t expect that the absurdity was far from over.

    “I saw earthworms on the ground by the lettuce earlier.” Cheng Tingyan looked at the lettuce patch. “Do you think if we dig some earthworms here and take them to the grandma earlier, we can get more Baby Coins?”

    Wei Maomao: … Earthworms, it was those earthworms that revealed the truth to them.

    Did they forget the awkwardness of facing the elderly woman with the half-removed cast, how they quietly left…

    “I think we can.” Wen Jiangyue agreed. “The grandma said at the beginning that she fell while digging for earthworms. Why was she digging for earthworms? She couldn’t have been eating them herself, right?”

    Wei Maomao: … It was clear that she held a deep grudge against the elderly woman for deceiving them.

    “It’s a pity we didn’t ask before we left.” Cheng Tingyan’s gaze remained fixed on the lettuce patch. “How about we dig some and try?”

    “Mmm, we don’t need to dig a lot, after all, the chickens not eating earthworms was probably also a made-up story by the program team.” Wen Jiangyue said with an indifferent expression. “Let’s dig three. One for each floor of the chicken coop.”

    “Eh… Let’s dig a few more.” Cheng Tingyan finally noticed Wen Jiangyue’s resentment and chuckled. “With only three, the Baby Coins we can exchange for might also be less.”

    Wei Maomao: …

    She, who had felt out of sync with the children’s innocence at the chicken coop, now couldn’t keep up with their ambitious schemes.

    “Maomao, you don’t have to dig, it’ll get you dirty.” Cheng Tingyan reached out and patted the little chubby bunny’s soft head. “I’ll quickly dig some and come back.”

    “Wait.” Wei Maomao grabbed Cheng Tingyan’s hand, chuckling helplessly. “Shouldn’t we ask what else we need to do here first?”

    Cheng Tingyan paused, right, she was so focused on getting more from the previous family.

    Perhaps the difficulty of the hidden task lay only in discovering its existence, not in its complexity. After a few words, they confirmed with the elderly man that they could help him harvest tomatoes, and the tools for collecting the tomatoes were the two buckets Wei Maomao had noticed earlier.

    Picking tomatoes took much longer than collecting eggs. Especially because the little babies didn’t have enough strength, they couldn’t carry the buckets after filling them halfway, they had to put them down and carry the tomatoes back in batches.

    After filling the two buckets with tomatoes, they received the expected reward, two tomatoes each.

    Wei Maomao, looking at the tomatoes in her hand, thought that this would probably be their lunch, scrambled eggs with tomatoes… She wondered if Wei Chengli could make it.

    Before going to dig for earthworms, Cheng Tingyan tried to extract more benefits from this task location.

    But whether it was asking if they could help harvest more vegetables, or transport the vegetables back to the house, or even Wen Jiangyue’s suggestion of giving the elderly man a back massage even though his back might not actually hurt, all were firmly rejected by the elderly man.

    Thankfully, their request to dig for earthworms was granted, and he generously lent them branches from the firewood pile in the front yard and lettuce leaves from the field.

    It seemed they could only go back and exploit the previous family.

    Neither Cheng Tingyan nor Wei Maomao could convince the other not to dig, so in the end, the three of them, each holding a large lettuce leaf, went to dig for earthworms.

    But they didn’t know that at the previous courtyard, an elderly woman was slumped in her wheelchair, refusing to cooperate.

    Deceiving little children once had already pained her conscience, and now they had even discovered it… She almost had nowhere to hide her old face. The elderly woman regretted signing up to be an actor for this show. Hearing that those little ones were coming back, her face flushed red. She slammed the money the program team had given her on the table, slumped back in her wheelchair, and firmly refused to participate in the next act.

    So when the three returned, each holding a lettuce leaf, the elderly woman in the wheelchair was gone, only two basins remained.

    One basin had a wooden sign with a drawing of a worm, the other basin contained three money bags, and a staff member whispered that the elderly woman had gone out, but they could exchange worms for Baby Coins here.

    Wei Maomao watched as Cheng Tingyan and Wen Jiangyue placed the earthworms in the basin and took the money.

    Mmm… It felt like playing a game.

    So, collecting eggs and catching earthworms, one of them wasn’t actually a hidden task, but something they had forced into existence, right?

    Wei Maomao thought about it, but couldn’t distinguish which one was the real hidden task.

    But Cheng Tingyan didn’t care about that, she counted the Baby Coins in the money bag, this time, they also received four each.

    After completing the three hidden tasks, they had earned twenty-four Baby Coins, so much, so fast!

    Now they were only thirty-five Baby Coins away from the watermelon!

    Cheng Tingyan, feeling victory was within reach, couldn’t help but smile.

    But she didn’t know that in the eyes of the viewers, who had witnessed the entire process of the elderly woman going from enthusiastically participating to completely giving up, she had transformed from an adorable little baby into a capable person who, for the sake of a watermelon, had eliminated an NPC.

  • Back to Three Years Old: Crushing Scumbags on a Parenting Reality Show 54

    Chapter 54

    Wei Chengli felt that today was a day to tread carefully, after all, this new day began with being kicked twice by the little stinky dumpling…

    Such a tiny little thing, but with such a strong morning grumpiness.

    “Get up and wash your face, brush your teeth.” Wei Chengli swatted the little chubby foot that had kicked him, then deftly dodged the third wave of attacks. He then saw the little stinky dumpling, as if she hadn’t heard anything, burrowing deeper into the blanket with her eyes closed.

    Wei Chengli grabbed the chubby foot that hadn’t fully retreated into the blanket and tried to drag the little chubby dumpling out. He suddenly missed Cheng Tingyan. Sigh, why didn’t she come over this morning…

    Of course, Wei Chengli wasn’t the only one pondering this question.

    Under Wei Chengli’s persistence, Wei Maomao finally opened her eyes and was reunited with this cruel world.

    As expected, a night’s sleep hadn’t solved any problems!

    Yawn, yawn, yawn after yawn…

    From the moment Wei Maomao opened her eyes, to washing up and heading out, to arriving at the village square, the gathering spot for breakfast, the yawning didn’t stop.

    Poor Wei Chengli, who had slept well last night and was full of energy this morning, his vigor was instantly drained the moment the little stinky dumpling woke up.

    “Baby, you went to bed so early yesterday, why are you yawning so much?” Wei Chengli, unable to resist being infected by her yawns, wiped the tears from the corner of his eyes after yawning and asked suspiciously, “Don’t tell me you were pretending to sleep again yesterday?”

    Wei Maomao, leaning on Wei Chengli’s shoulder, yawned listlessly, ignoring his unfriendly accusation.

    How could she say she was pretending to sleep? She was just trying hard to fall asleep and ignored him. Thankfully, she had tried very hard yesterday, otherwise, she would be yawning twice as much now!

    Today’s breakfast was kindly provided by the program team, the gathering spot was still the village square.

    Because it was quite difficult to wake up the little chubby dumpling this morning, Wei Chengli rushed to arrive on time. Although they weren’t late, they were the last of the six families to arrive.

    When they reached the square, Wei Chengli realized that the yawns he had been infected with along the way were no big deal. Because in this square, the contagious yawns from those who hadn’t slept well were far more numerous than on the road.

    Cheng Tingyan, Shen Zilin, Wei Chengli instinctively looked at those two first upon arriving, and as a result, they were instantly infected with two yawns. Then Wang Qingchuan and Wen Xiang…

    “Baby, it seems you’re not the only one who didn’t sleep well.” Wei Chengli lowered his voice and bounced the little chubby dumpling in his arms.

    In the next second, he was rewarded with a chubby paw pressing on his face and a cute little yawn.

    Wei Maomao secretly glanced at Cheng Tingyan and Shen Zilin. She had decided to applaud and support Cheng Tingyan’s new friendship, to be a generous old friend. But seeing them so sleepy, she couldn’t help but wonder if they had played until very late last night.

    Ah, this wasn’t good, not good.

    Wei Maomao shook her head.

    Thankfully, the host appeared in time, diverting Wei Maomao’s attention.

    Following the host, two staff members carried a large board onto the stage.

    The board was divided into six sections, each section, based on the visible words, corresponding to a family.

    Wei Maomao saw her and Wei Chengli’s names written on the board, with a piece of paper that looked like it could be torn off behind each name.

    Okay, it seemed there was free breakfast, but probably not on this show.

    The host greeted them with a good morning, rubbed his hands together, and quickly got to the point. “Yesterday afternoon, our dads and babies worked together to complete the relay race. Last night, we asked the dads and babies to rate each other’s performance during the relay race. The highest score is five stars, the lowest is one star. Last night, our staff forgot to mention, this rating is directly related to our breakfast today.”

    The host paused, a meaningful, mysterious smile appearing on his face.

    Okay, whether it was forgotten or intentional, everyone knew…

    “Baby, how many stars did you give me?” Wei Chengli gently poked the little chubby dumpling’s waist.

    She was sitting upright, staring at the board, ignoring him.

    Hmph, hmph, Wei Chengli, thinking about the five stars he had given her without hesitation, proudly straightened his back.

    The host didn’t pause for long, just giving the cameramen time to capture close-ups, then reached for the board.

    He touched it, but didn’t immediately tear off the paper. He just pretended to do it, then waved his hand, signaling the staff to bring out the food.

    Four staff members pushed carts forward. The host opened the lids, introducing the food one by one. “This time, we’ve prepared four types of breakfast based on the ratings. This B set is the Chinese breakfast we prepared the most of, it includes preserved egg and lean meat congee, youtiao, steamed buns, and soy milk. The C set is a bit simpler than the B set, it’s plain congee, steamed buns, and youtiao. The D set is the simplest, but it’s still filling, it’s boiled water and steamed buns. So, what’s our most luxurious A set…”

    The host paused, looking at the families below, then dramatically lifted the lid of the last cart. “Our A set is a combination of Chinese and Western breakfast, not only does it include everything from the Chinese breakfast B set, but it also has hamburgers, sunny-side-up eggs, a mini cake platter, and a rich meat platter! Look at these roasted chicken legs, fried bacon, fried prawns, and mini sausages, aren’t they adorable!”

    To let everyone have a clearer look, the host even pushed the fourth cart quickly in front of each family before covering it again and returning to the board.

    “Okay, the food will get cold if we leave it out for too long, so without further ado, let’s reveal the family that will receive our B set breakfast!” The host reached out, this time it wasn’t a feint, he quickly tore off the papers behind three families. “The Wen Qiming family, Wen Qiming received five stars, Wen Jiangyue received four stars, a total of nine stars. The Shen Jianghe family, Shen Jianghe received four stars, Shen Zilin received five stars, a total of nine stars. The Cheng Feiying family, both of your daughters gave you five stars, Cheng Rongrong received five stars, Cheng Tingyan received three stars, averaging nine stars. Congratulations to these three families, you’ll receive our Chinese breakfast B set!”

    With a wave of the host’s hand, three food carts stopped in front of these three families.

    But at this point, did it even matter what they ate… Of course not!

    “Daddy, why did I get four stars?” Wen Jiangyue looked at her star rating on the board in disbelief. “Did I do something wrong yesterday?”

    “Yueyue, you did very well yesterday. But Daddy thinks, getting full marks will make you complacent, one less star is to give you more room for improvement…” Wen Qiming rubbed his nose awkwardly, he really didn’t expect the program team to make such a big deal out of it, announcing it publicly and even ranking the breakfast sets.

    He wasn’t lying, that was what he had genuinely thought when he gave the rating yesterday. But now, looking at the five stars next to his own name, his explanation, although reasonable, seemed a bit weak.

    Wen Jiangyue: …

    While some dads felt guilty, some dads were completely unapologetic.

    “Explain to me, how did I get four stars?” Shen Jianghe pressed down on Shen Zilin’s shoulders, his voice heavy.

    Shen Zilin answered without hesitation, “You didn’t do well at the ‘Transportation’ and ‘Oil’ stages yesterday, so I deducted one star.”

    “You made me eat natto and stinky tofu at the ‘Food’ stage, changed the colors several times at the ‘Housing’ stage, kept missing the target at the ‘Transportation’ stage, and shelled peanuts so slowly at the ‘Oil’ stage… I still gave you five stars.” Shen Jianghe lowered his voice. “My friend, sometimes you have to know the situation, when to be fair internally, and when to be united against external forces, you have to see clearly.”

    Shen Zilin: …

    Compared to the Wen and Shen families, where there were questions, explanations, and even teachings, the Cheng family was silent.

    No one asked why, no one offered any explanation, the three of them didn’t even exchange glances.

    But even if they didn’t speak, there were plenty of people in the live broadcast room who wanted to speak for them.

    “Is Cheng Feiying brain-dead! How could he even give Yan Yan three stars? Just him… If it weren’t for Yan Yan, he would have died from exhaustion moving water jars at the ‘Firewood’ stage!”

    “I’m dying of laughter, Yan Yan worked so hard, he gave her three stars, what did Cheng Rongrong do to deserve five stars?”

    “Is it possible that he gave them three stars and five stars respectively because at the ‘Clothing’ stage, Yan Yan stopped carrying silkworms after twenty, while Rongrong kept going until the end?”

    “??? Is this rating based on just one stage? It’s supposed to be based on the entire relay race! And the silkworms in both basins finished the mulberry leaves at about the same time! I wanted to say this yesterday, many of the tasks were easier at the beginning and harder at the end, Cheng Rongrong usually volunteered to do the first half, if she gets five stars, Yan Yan deserves ten stars!”

    “Yes, like at the ‘Housing’ stage, those who went in first could memorize the larger areas of color, and at the ‘Firewood’ stage, if it was a regular searching task, those who went in first would definitely find more things faster. Yan Yan never asked to go first, it was always arranged by them, then she silently cleaned up the mess.”

    “And ‘Transportation’! The more tired Cheng Feiying got, the worse his temper became. If it weren’t for CEO Mao figuring out the pattern, and Yan Yan’s skills, not missing a single target, I think Cheng Feiying would have definitely yelled at Yan Yan!”

    “Our Yan Yan, she’s truly so kind, even after Cheng Feiying was so fierce yesterday, she still gave him five stars… Sigh, really.”

    “Yan Yan is truly a good girl! My poor little Yan Yan, she must be very sad now, she gave her dad five stars, but he only gave her three… And! He gave her sister five stars! This favoritism is too much!”

    “Those who said Cheng Feiying treats both daughters equally, even favors Yan Yan, open your eyes and see clearly. Verbal favoritism is nothing, the mushrooms in the pot, his darkened face, the stars on the board, that’s the harsh reality!”

    This harsh reality, Cheng Rongrong also felt it keenly.

    Last night, the dads and babies were separated for their individual interviews and ratings. She had a feeling it might not go well, but she couldn’t find an opportunity to leave. After the interview, she went back and asked, and well… five stars for her, three stars for Cheng Tingyan. Cheng Rongrong truly didn’t understand what Cheng Feiying was thinking, didn’t they agree to favor Cheng Tingyan on the show to highlight her selfishness and indifference? How come it fell apart after less than two days? Was this the legendary uncontrollable middle-aged man?

    Thankfully, Cheng Tingyan had refused to continue carrying silkworms at the “Clothing” stage yesterday, giving him an excuse to deduct two stars. But would she be so lucky next time?

    No one knew, all three were silent, Cheng Feiying was indifferent, Cheng Tingyan didn’t care, but Cheng Rongrong was already racking her brains.

    “Now, let’s see which family will receive our C set breakfast…” After the families below finished their brief discussions, the host continued, reaching for the board again. “Congratulations to the Wen Dongyu family, Wen Xiang received four stars, Wen Dongyu received three stars, a total of seven stars, you’ll receive our plain congee, steamed buns, and youtiao C set!”

    Wen Xiang glanced at Wen Dongyu, who was squatting on the ground, quietly holding the pig, his head down.

    “Cough.” Wen Xiang cleared his throat. “The C set seems to have a lot of food, I’ll give some to your pig later.”

    Wen Dongyu: …

    Wen Xiang rubbed his temples in frustration.

    If he had known this would happen, he would have at least given him four stars.

    And… he hadn’t expected that after arguing several times yesterday, his son still gave him four stars, this was truly…

    Wen Xiang’s awkwardness, regret, and helplessness were so obvious that the viewers in the live broadcast room couldn’t help but sigh.

    “I’ve noticed that the babies this season are truly forgiving, Cheng Feiying was about to explode during the tasks, and Yan Yan and Rongrong still gave him five stars. Wen Xiang too, he forfeited at the ‘Food’ stage, rested several times at the ‘Transportation’ and ‘Oil’ stages, and Dongdong still gave him four stars. But Dongdong only got three stars… Poor Dongdong.”

    “Mmm… Actually, Dongdong, with his pig, is quite a burden, his three stars are more realistic than Yan Yan’s three stars. Yan Yan’s was truly undeserved.”

    “Wen Xiang must be regretting it, Dongdong gave him four stars. He only gave Dongdong three stars, and even argued with him late at night…”

    “Hahaha, honestly, Wen Xiang might regret giving him three stars. But I don’t think he regrets arguing with him late at night. After all, who can stand sleeping in the same room with a pig that keeps farting!”

    “We have to thank Director Wei for this, that pot of green bean stew wasn’t cooked in vain, hahaha!”

    “Now that four families have received the B and C sets, the remaining two will get either A or D, right? I think I already know who will get the luxurious A set!”

    “It’s not hard to guess, after getting one Baby Coin yesterday, Wang Zhizhi slacked off for the rest of the day, doing the tasks half-heartedly, even Wang Qingchuan couldn’t motivate him, how could he possibly give him five stars?”

    “Indeed, it’s obvious. Ever since the host mentioned that breakfast would be based on the ratings, Director Wei’s back has been straight, it’s like he’s written ‘I gave five stars, I’m awesome!’ on his face, hahaha…”

    “It seems CEO Mao is quite satisfied with Director Wei helping her chase after Yan Yan yesterday, she actually gave him five stars!”

    “Hahaha, the person above, why ‘actually’? Although Director Wei’s cooking skills are terrible and he’s the king of exploiting his baby, he worked hard and cooperated during the relay race yesterday, five stars, he deserves it!”

    “Ah, I want to shout to Wen Xiang, the pig farts you’re smelling come from this five-star dad, hahahahaha!”

    “Now we have the A set and the D set left. Let’s see who will receive the A set… Congratulations to the Wei Maomao family, both Daddy and Baby received five stars, a total of ten stars! You’ll receive our luxurious A set!” The host led the applause, then quickly continued, “And the family receiving our D set, with many steamed buns to fill you up… is the Wang Zhizhi family, Wang Qingchuan received one star, Wang Zhizhi received three stars, a total of four stars. Alright, breakfast has been assigned, all dads and babies, eat well!”

    The host spoke the last few sentences quickly, not even daring to look in the Wang family’s direction. After finishing, he quickly left the stage.

    Wang Zhizhi, looking at the large plate of steamed buns on the cart, picked one up and started eating.

    Wang Qingchuan, however, sneered. “You were the one who didn’t do the tasks properly yesterday, and you have the nerve to give me one star?”

    “I did them properly.” Wang Zhizhi, taking a bite and discovering it was a meat bun, ate even more happily.

    “Where did you do them properly? Besides the first task, which task did you do properly? In the end, we only got one stamp, opened one mystery box, and it was clothes for the pig.” Wang Qingchuan, looking at his nonchalant son, couldn’t help but complain.

    “Oh, then what do you think the mystery box should have contained?” Wang Zhizhi felt the bun in his mouth becoming less tasty, he scoffed. “A gift for your daughter?”

    Wang Qingchuan frowned. “What do you mean ‘your daughter,’ that’s your sister.”

    “Whatever. I don’t need the mystery box anyway.” Wang Zhizhi finished the bun in a few bites, before it became even less tasty.

    Just doing one task was enough, he earned one Baby Coin and used it to repay Maomao for the popcorn earlier. As for the eight Baby Coins he had to borrow from the program team to buy the iced drink for his dad, he would slowly repay them later when there were tasks that didn’t involve mystery boxes.

    Unlike the tense atmosphere at the Wang family’s table, the Wei family was filled with bubbles of happiness. Of course, the bubbles all came from Wei Chengli.

    A cart full of luxurious breakfast was right in front of him, but Wei Chengli’s heart and eyes were only for his adorable chubby baby.

    “My little baby gave me five stars, Daddy didn’t spoil you for nothing.”

    “You’re so cute, last night, when you came back after the rating, you looked so cool, I thought you gave me one star, I didn’t even dare to ask, I didn’t expect you to give me five stars, hehe.”

    “I must have been awesome yesterday, otherwise, you wouldn’t have given me five stars, right?”

    “Baby, are you too shy to praise me directly… Mmm mmm… Cough, cough…”

    Wei Chengli pulled out the steamed bun the little chubby dumpling had stuffed into his mouth, chuckling foolishly. “Baby, you eat too, no need to pick food for Daddy. Daddy is already full from your five stars!”

    “Daddy.” Wei Maomao couldn’t stand it anymore after being praised for so long. She pointed at the board that hadn’t been taken away yet. “Stop talking, or I’ll take one of the stars down!”

    Wei Chengli: …

    In the Western breakfast A set, there was a platter of eight mini cakes, two each of mango, strawberry, chocolate, and cheese flavors.

    Wei Maomao gave Wei Chengli a chocolate one, then took the plate with the remaining seven, planning to give one to each of the other babies.

    Actually, she mainly wanted to give one to Yan Yan.

    So Wei Maomao went to the Cheng family first, giving Yan Yan a mango one and Cheng Rongrong a chocolate one. She didn’t know why, but despite it being a normal, friendly gesture, Wei Maomao didn’t dare to look at Cheng Tingyan.

    Then she went to the Shen family, giving Shen Zilin a cheese one. Looking at Shen Zilin, she suddenly felt a bit angry. It wasn’t like she was secretly going out to play with a new friend, why didn’t she dare to look at Yan Yan earlier! Wei Maomao decided to make up for those missed glances by staring at Shen Zilin!

    “Mmm… Can I have a mango one?” Shen Zilin didn’t take the cheese cake, pointing at the remaining mango one on the plate, a bit embarrassed.

    “… “ Wei Maomao was stunned, she put the cheese cake back and gave him the mango one.

    Okay, okay, you new friends also have the same taste!

    After distributing all the cakes, Wei Maomao hadn’t even eaten her own breakfast yet, but she already felt full!

    “Baby, eat this sausage, it’s delicious.” Wei Chengli, seeing the little chubby dumpling return with a puffed-up face, seemingly unhappy, picked up a mini sausage and put it in her bowl.

    “Hmph.” Wei Maomao put down the cake plate, picked up the sausage, and took a big bite.

    Splat…

    Cheng Tingyan, who had just arrived, looked at the sausage juice splattered on her dress and fell silent.

    “Ah… That, juicy sausage, juicy sausage… Wipe it, here’s some tissue, quickly wipe it off.” Wei Chengli hurriedly handed a stack of tissues to Cheng Tingyan, then took a few more and nudged the dumbfounded little chubby dumpling. “Quickly, go and help Yan Yan wipe it off.”

    Wei Maomao took the sausage out of her mouth and mumbled, “I’m sorry, Yan Yan…”

    “It’s okay.” Cheng Tingyan glanced at the sausage, still intact, just with a row of tiny teeth marks, it was actually… quite cute.

    Wei Maomao: …

    “Ah, Yan Yan, you came just in time, do you want some meat? Or some cake? I still have a chocolate one.” Wei Chengli switched to host mode, he was truly… anxious about the little chubby dumpling’s awkwardness.

    Cheng Tingyan shook her head, picked up a mango cake, placed it on the cake plate, and looked at Wei Maomao. “You eat this.”

    Wei Maomao: …

    “Yan Yan, you don’t like mango cake? Then how about this chocolate one? Or the cheese one…” Wei Chengli secretly poked the little chubby dumpling’s waist.

    “I’ll have this cheese one.” Cheng Tingyan reached for it, but her hand was grabbed by a chubby paw.

    “You don’t like mango cake?” Wei Maomao didn’t understand, she should love it! Did tastes change so quickly?!

    “… “ Cheng Tingyan pursed her lips, facing the seemingly insistent little chubby bunny, she still couldn’t lie. “You seemed, like you also wanted to eat it… earlier?”

    “I?” Wei Maomao was stunned.

    “Mmm.” Cheng Tingyan nodded, her face slightly flushed. “I saw you hesitate when you gave it to Shen Zilin, I felt like you also wanted to eat it.”

    Wei Maomao released her hand. Sigh… Yan Yan was still so kind, not abandoning the old for the new, she really should reflect on herself.

    “Are you unhappy?” Cheng Tingyan didn’t understand the little chubby bunny, who seemed to be getting more and more dejected.

    “Yan Yan is giving you her favorite cake, smile for her.” Wei Chengli was anxious for the little wooden dumpling. For friends, if you don’t get closer, they’ll drift away. She already had a new friend, if she didn’t put in more effort, what would be left of their friendship?

    “No…” Cheng Tingyan hurriedly waved her hand.

    “Thank you, Yan Yan.” Wei Maomao smiled.

    Wei Maomao thought she had smiled well, but her forced smile made Wei Chengli shiver.

  • Back to Three Years Old: Crushing Scumbags on a Parenting Reality Show 53

    Chapter 53

    Shen Zilin, hearing Cheng Tingyan’s request to not be approached in front of Maomao next time, wasn’t unhappy at all. Instead, he chuckled and asked, “Aren’t you going to ask why I came to find you, even though you said you wouldn’t go?”

    Cheng Tingyan wasn’t curious at all, because if Shen Zilin hadn’t come to find her, she would have come out herself later anyway.

    But seeing Shen Zilin’s anticipation, Cheng Tingyan still politely asked, “Why?”

    “Heh, cough.” Shen Zilin suppressed his smugness, regaining his usual composure as a little CEO. “You were digging so diligently this afternoon, and even said you would go again tonight, it didn’t seem like you would easily give up. Besides, the program team is so stingy, they didn’t even give out a single Baby Coin from all those mystery boxes, I figured you would still come out.”

    Hearing the last sentence, Cheng Tingyan nodded in agreement. “They are indeed very stingy.”

    But even if the eight mystery boxes belonging to the Cheng family had Baby Coins, they probably wouldn’t have anything to do with her. Of course, Cheng Tingyan wouldn’t discuss these things with Shen Zilin.

    Shen Zilin, having received Cheng Tingyan’s agreement, became even more enthusiastic, continuing his complaints. “They’re really stingy, a whole afternoon of tasks, and we only got eight Baby Coins in total, and the prices are so high, my live pig cost three hundred Baby Coins, and your watermelon cost two hundred… They’re truly profiteers.”

    “It’s okay, we’ll dig slowly, there are still a hundred and thirty left in the field, let’s try to dig more tonight.” Cheng Tingyan said encouragingly.

    “We can’t dig that much. We dug for almost an hour this afternoon, I dug ten, you dug eight. I barely earned enough to cover today’s interest.” Shen Zilin counted on his fingers, sighing. “I think I’ll still owe the program team money for the pig by the end of the show.”

    “Don’t worry.” Cheng Tingyan comforted him. “They might give you a very difficult task to complete, so you can repay the pig money all at once.”

    Shen Zilin, not comforted at all, exclaimed, “My grandpa did say there’s no such thing as a free lunch, the program team probably won’t let me leave with unpaid debt, but it doesn’t have to be like that, right?”

    Cheng Tingyan smiled kindly, she actually thought it was very likely.

    So to be safe, although she really wanted the little chubby bunny to eat watermelon, she wouldn’t take out a loan to buy one.

    Cheng Tingyan had secretly asked Su Li to help her calculate earlier. Because they had spent a large portion of their Baby Coins on the popcorn bucket and the candied kumquat in the morning, before doing the afternoon relay race, she and Maomao had a total of ninety-seven Baby Coins left. During the relay race, both she and Maomao completed all eight baby tasks, which meant they earned sixteen more. A total of one hundred and thirteen Baby Coins, eighty-seven short of two hundred.

    After doing the math, Cheng Tingyan was still lamenting that she would probably have to wait until tomorrow to earn more Baby Coins from new tasks. But then, the staff brought the news that Shen Zilin had reopened the treasure field from yesterday.

    When she heard the news, Cheng Tingyan was at the Wei family’s house, watching the little chubby bunny sleep, she had just tucked her chubby hands and feet back into the blanket. She couldn’t stay any longer and had to go “to work.” After all, anyone who wanted to go could dig, such a good opportunity, how could Cheng Tingyan, who had even handled silkworms, miss it?

    Because she thought there weren’t many Baby Coins left in the field and was afraid of too much competition, Cheng Tingyan even sped up on the way there. She rushed over anxiously, only to find… only Shen Zilin was there.

    The two of them, each occupying a corner of the field, dug for almost an hour, and they were still the only ones there. It wasn’t until the staff reminded them that dinner was almost ready and urged them to go back that they reluctantly put down their shovels. On the way back, they chatted for a bit and agreed to continue digging tonight.

    Cheng Tingyan felt that her speed wasn’t good enough. If Shen Zilin could dig ten Baby Coins in a certain time, and she could only dig eight, then most of the remaining one hundred and thirty Baby Coins in the field would probably belong to Shen Zilin.

    Counting the eight she dug this afternoon, she was still seventy-nine Baby Coins short of the watermelon for the little chubby bunny.

    Thinking about it this way, the afternoon’s relay race task was actually a bit of a loss, wouldn’t it have been better to spend that time digging? …

    As Cheng Tingyan thought about it, she stopped talking to Shen Zilin, her mind filled with Baby Coins, addition and subtraction, the areas of land they had already dug and those they hadn’t explored yet… But she didn’t know that at the corner of an alley behind her, a certain pitiful little chubby bunny, because of her, couldn’t even move her feet.

    “Ba… by? Baby? Baby, baby, baby!” Wei Chengli gently poked the little chubby dumpling’s plump arm with his finger.

    The chubby, lonely figure, leaning against the wall, didn’t move.

    Wei Chengli hesitated, then gently reached out and wiped the little chubby dumpling’s face.

    Oh, it was dry.

    Tsk… It wasn’t what he had expected.

    Wait, after being so rudely wiped in the face, how come the little chubby dumpling wasn’t throwing a tantrum?

    “Baby? Are you glued to the wall?” Wei Chengli, looking at the little chubby dumpling, who had turned into a wooden block, felt both distressed and amused. “Baby, if you want to follow them, just follow them, what are you doing standing here? Baby? Baby?”

    “I’m not following them, I’m a proper ba…” The little wooden dumpling suddenly spoke, then corrected herself, “I’m a proper person…”

    “What?” Wei Chengli was stunned, then laughed in exasperation, ruffling the soft hair on the little chubby dumpling’s head. “What are you talking about! I’m saying you can follow them to play, not to stalk them, what’s proper or improper, what’s going on in that little head of yours…”

    At this moment, most of the viewers in the live broadcast room couldn’t help but open at least two live stream screens, one showing Yan Yan going to work under the stars, the other showing Maomao foolishly turning into a “Yan Yan-watching stone,” they were laughing so hard their heads were rolling on the floor!

    “CEO Mao, are you even trying, why are you so cowardly! Just chase after them, you’ll find out that Yan Yan isn’t going to make new friends, she’s going to work for you, CEO Mao!”

    “Hahaha, those two in the field, one burdened with a pig loan at such a young age, the other willingly working 996 for CEO Bunny for free… The program team should make a finance-themed show, the capital world needs you!”

    “What’s going on in our little bunny’s tiny head, hahaha, how did she even think of stalking… After saying that, who would believe you’re a ‘proper baby’… My baby!”

    “Hahaha, poor Director Wei, a proper person, said a proper thing, and was instantly misinterpreted by a certain improper bunny. Just admit it, little bunny, you really want to follow them!”

    “Thankfully, there are only two workers among the seven babies, otherwise, this show would really turn from a parenting show into a child labor show, hahaha.”

    “The others don’t have the need. Our CEO Mao, she’s been a lazy bum since yesterday’s digging, and to maintain her lazy bum status, she has evolved into a capitalist at three years old, digging is impossible, she’ll never dig in this lifetime. Wang Zhizhi, needless to say, why bother digging, whatever he digs will be spent on his sister by his dad, hahaha, only a fool would work for free, slacking off is much more enjoyable, always slacking off, always happy. Wen Dongyu, don’t even mention him, he wants to save money, but he also has to take care of the pig and reason with his dad, it’s exhausting.”

    “What about Cheng Rongrong? Cheng Rongrong also didn’t go digging?”

    “She’s only three and a half, too young, digging is quite tiring. She’s also doing well at home, she even served tea and water to Cheng Feiying this afternoon, and helped with some chores.”

    “Tsk, I think it’s because Cheng Feiying’s temper looked too scary this afternoon, he scared the child. Cheng Rongrong is still young, if she was older, she would have run away too.”

    “Hahaha, speaking of being scared, I think CEO Mao is also scared, Director Wei has been poking her for a while now, why isn’t she moving?”

    “So our CEO Mao is going to stand glued to the wall until tomorrow, hahaha, when Yan Yan comes back later, will she see her from this angle?”

    “CEO Mao is so clever, learning to play the victim at such a young age! That’s just like you, my bunny!”

    If Wei Maomao knew what the viewers were saying online, she would probably faint on the spot.

    She wanted to move, the problem was, she couldn’t!

    She knew clearly that it was a good thing for Yan Yan to have more new friends!

    But why couldn’t she lift her feet?

    She understood clearly that Shen Zilin had a good family background and seemed like a decent person, him being friends with Yan Yan was much better than him being friends with Cheng Rongrong.

    But why couldn’t she take her hands back!

    She understood everything, it was all what she had hoped for…

    But…

    This useless three-year-old body…

    After several failed attempts, Wei Maomao gave up struggling. “Daddy, carry me!”

    Wei Chengli, who was suddenly hit in the head by the chubby pancake, was stunned for a moment before reaching out, slipping his hand under her chubby arms, squatting down, and picking her up. He said hesitantly, “Baby, it’s been a long time since you asked Daddy to carry you. Have you finally realized that only Daddy loves you the most in the world~~~”

    “… “ Wei Maomao clearly understood his teasing tone and scoffed. “That’s not it! I want you to carry me home!”

    “Oh…” Wei Chengli stood up, disappointed, holding the little stinky dumpling under his arm.

    Sigh, it was so frustrating, Yan Yan had gone out to play with someone else, and he still wasn’t the stinky baby’s favorite daddy!

    Wei Chengli was depressed. He was so depressed that he didn’t even notice the unusual silence in his arms until they reached home.

    “Ba… by? Baby?” Wei Chengli lifted the little chubby dumpling up to face him and shook her gently.

    Under the dim streetlight, the little chubby dumpling looked at him with her big, black eyes, filled with…

    Wei Chengli didn’t want to decipher the unpleasant, somewhat disdainful emotion in those eyes. He chuckled awkwardly and carried the little chubby dumpling into the courtyard.

    Then, Wei Chengli discovered that some people, you couldn’t say they were abnormal, because they seemed quite normal, but you couldn’t say they were normal either, because they weren’t quite…

    “Baby, this is the little makeup box you got from the mystery box, do you want to play with it?” Wei Chengli placed the makeup box on the table.

    Wei Maomao, sitting at the table, resting her chin on her hand, was completely uninterested.

    “How about this comb? Little doll? Let’s play with this biting crocodile, okay?” Wei Chengli placed the remaining toys from the mystery box on the table, forcefully taking her little chubby paw and putting it into the crocodile’s mouth. “Look, this crocodile is fun. It has so many teeth, you can press each one, but only one is a trap. Try and find it, come on, Daddy will randomly press one with you… Ah!!!”

    Wei Maomao turned back, looking at their fingers caught in the crocodile’s mouth, her face expressionless. “Lots of teeth? Only one trap?”

    “Cough, cough, just a slip-up, a slip-up!” Wei Chengli pried open the crocodile’s mouth and checked her little chubby paw. “That was scary, and it hurts a bit, does it hurt? Why didn’t you react at all, you…”

    As Wei Chengli spoke, he looked up and saw that the little one had started spacing out again.

    In Wei Chengli’s mind, if he carried this little wooden dumpling to find Yan Yan, she would instantly come back to life.

    But… This little chubby dumpling was too devoted to Yan Yan. Wei Chengli thought it was fine during the show, but when the filming ended and they had to separate, how heartbroken would the little chubby dumpling be? Plus… with their current relationship with Cheng Feiying, Wei Chengli guessed that after the show, it would be very difficult, even unlikely, for the little chubby dumpling to see Yan Yan and play with her again. In that case, he might as well use this opportunity to let her accept the fact that Yan Yan wouldn’t always be there, that Yan Yan would also have new friends…

    Thinking this, Wei Chengli hardened his heart and continued to find other ways to distract the little wooden dumpling.

    After circling the courtyard twice, Wei Chengli actually found something he had forgotten earlier.

    “Baby! Look what this is! It’s the salt-baked quail eggs we made together this afternoon!” Wei Chengli ran back to the table with a small bowl, peeling the eggs as he spoke. “You were sleeping when they delivered them, I was cooking the potatoes and almost forgot about them. Try it, is it delicious?”

    A peeled quail egg was placed in front of Wei Maomao’s mouth, gently pushed in, and she ate it.

    Wei Chengli, seeing the little wooden dumpling chewing, nodded with satisfaction and continued peeling the next one.

    One, one, another one, he fed her six in a row. Wei Chengli thought for a moment and peeled one for himself. “You’ve had enough with six, I’ll try one too… Mmm, uh… Cough, cough… Tsk… So salty! Don’t you think it’s salty?”

    Wei Chengli quickly went to the stove and poured two glasses of water, gulping down one on the way. He placed the other glass in front of the little wooden dumpling and nudged her. “I’m asking you, is it salty or not?”

    “What?” Wei Maomao turned to look at Wei Chengli, displeased.

    “I’m asking you, are the quail eggs salty?” Wei Chengli asked patiently.

    “What quail eggs?” Wei Maomao asked, confused.

    “These…” Wei Chengli pointed at the eggshells on the table.

    “Oh, you want me to try one and see if it’s salty?” Wei Maomao tried to understand.

    “… “ Wei Chengli was speechless. “You already ate six, don’t you know if they’re salty or not?”

    “I?” Wei Maomao couldn’t keep up.

    “You don’t remember if you ate them, but you should at least know if you can taste them in your mouth, right?” Wei Chengli handed her the glass. “Stop talking nonsense, drink!”

    Five seconds later, after being forced to drink a glass of water, Wei Maomao was scooped up by Wei Chengli.

    “Where are we going?” Wei Maomao placed her hand on Wei Chengli’s shoulder, confused.

    “Heh, heh, heh…” Wei Chengli chuckled coldly. “Daddy received a secret mission, now you have to accompany me. Stop talking, just sit tight.”

    Earlier, when he was looking for things in the courtyard to distract the stinky dumpling, he couldn’t help but ask the staff where Yan Yan and the others were. He was just casually curious, but it turned out… he actually needed this information shortly after.

    This annoying little stinky dumpling!

    “I’m not going!” Wei Maomao wriggled and struggled. “You’re lying, you’re taking me to stalk Yan Yan!”

    “How come you’re not clever when you’re supposed to be?” Wei Chengli had to stop, using all his strength to hold the struggling chubby dumpling in his arms, and said angrily, “It’s not called stalking, okay?”

    “I’m not going!” Wei Maomao pinched Wei Chengli’s face.

    “Alright, alright, fine, we won’t go! As if I’m the one who wants to play with Yan Yan!” Wei Chengli, exasperated, put the little stinky dumpling down.

    The little stinky dumpling ran towards their house.

    Truly… didn’t appreciate her good father’s heart.

    Wei Chengli grumbled as he walked back. When he entered the courtyard and saw the little rascal still standing there with her hands on her hips, fuming, he couldn’t help but ask again, “Are you really not going? Don’t you want to know what they’re playing?”

    “No!” Wei Maomao told herself for the five hundred and seventy-sixth time that she was here to give Cheng Tingyan more freedom, not to restrict her.

    “Alright, alright!” Wei Chengli gave the little chubby dumpling a thumbs up. “It’s Daddy who misjudged you, I thought you were so dejected because you wanted to play with Yan Yan!”

    “I’m going to take a bath!” Wei Maomao turned and ran off. She was going to sleep immediately, once she fell asleep, she would wake up to a new day!

    Wei Maomao’s two live streams, because their subject was taking a bath, were casually paused, showing a corner of the courtyard.

    But the comments in the live broadcast room didn’t slow down even with the protagonist’s absence.

    “Director Wei is so mean! He clearly knows that Yan Yan and Linlin are digging for Baby Coins, not playing, why didn’t he tell CEO Mao! If he told her, CEO Mao would know that Yan Yan wasn’t secretly going out to play with other children!”

    “Hahaha, honestly, I think Director Wei did it on purpose. He probably wants to see CEO Mao cry tomorrow when she finds out the truth!”

    “Director Wei probably doesn’t want to see CEO Mao cry, he wants to see himself getting beaten, hahaha!”

    “It’s because our CEO Mao is so stubborn, Director Wei even offered to take her, but she refused. Now she missed out on the truth…”

    “Hahaha, after all, a true CEO never bows down!”

    “Our CEO Mao, she can no longer stand, her high fives don’t hurt, she’s lost her appetite, but she still refuses to back down! Impressive, my CEO Mao!”

    “Children are like this, sensitive and shy. Although our CEO Mao always seems strong, she’s also a sensitive child. The more important something is, the harder it is to face it, to talk about it.”

    “Yes, I think CEO Mao was almost driven to anger by Director Wei’s questioning, in the end, she had no choice but to use the bathroom escape…”

    “Help, bathroom escape! How many escape methods does the three-year-old baby know!”

    “What! My bunny, my cute little bunny, she’s not crying in the bathroom, is she, hahaha!”

    “Hahaha… What’s with this feeling of both distress and amusement!”

    “Yan Yan and Maomao, one is digging so hard that my heart aches, the other is stubbornly hiding in the bathroom, also making my heart ache… The live stream should add an ad for heart medication!”

    “Shen Zilin: Okay, no one cares about me!”

    “Hahaha! Pig: I care about you!”

    Shen Zilin didn’t know that his name was being paired with a pig and bouncing around in the comments, he was panting, leaning on his shovel.

    He had done too many tasks today, dug for a while in the afternoon, and after digging for a short time tonight, he was starting to feel exhausted.

    But every time Shen Zilin wanted to call it a day, he would look up and see the figure under the other bright light, digging non-stop, and he would feel… If he stopped now, it would feel like he had lost.

    But after repeating this several times, Shen Zilin couldn’t hold back anymore. He dragged his shovel and walked towards Cheng Tingyan.

    “Yan Yan, you…” Shen Zilin wanted to ask how long Cheng Tingyan planned to dig, but as he got closer, he was startled. “Why is there so much mud on you?”

    “I dug it.” Cheng Tingyan looked up at Shen Zilin, her expression puzzled.

    “No… I mean, you were clean after digging this afternoon, how come you’re so dirty after digging for such a short time now… Is the light too dim? Should I point my light over there too?” Shen Zilin stared at the mud stains on Cheng Tingyan’s light-colored dress in shock.

    “This afternoon, I had to, see people, tonight, I’ll go straight, to bath, after going back… Don’t, point your light, over here, we agreed to, dig on, opposite sides, didn’t we?” Cheng Tingyan replied, her head still down, her words broken and punctuated by the rhythm of her shoveling.

    She was working so hard… Not even taking a break to speak…

    “Yan Yan, you and Maomao are using your Baby Coins together, why is Maomao not digging, why are you digging alone?” Shen Zilin’s question slipped out before he could stop himself. He even felt a bit dazed when he realized that he had actually asked the question that had been bothering him all afternoon.

    He admired Maomao more, and that admiration extended to Yan Yan, who was good to Maomao. But his question just now… It sounded like he was suddenly on Yan Yan’s side?

    Ah, maybe it was because a person who selflessly contributed like this was too dazzling, she was the perfect partner he had been dreaming of!

    But before Shen Zilin could figure it out, Cheng Tingyan stopped shoveling.

    “Maomao doesn’t need to dig, I can do it myself.” Cheng Tingyan looked at Shen Zilin seriously, reminding him again, “Next time you want to come dig with me, don’t mention it in front of Maomao.”

    “Oh, oh, I know.” Shen Zilin, sensing an invisible pressure, nodded quickly, then hesitantly voiced his last question. “But if you dig, won’t you have more Baby Coins, won’t Maomao find out?”

    “Maomao is only three, she can’t count, right?” Cheng Tingyan paused, then said firmly, “Mmm, she can’t count.”

    Shen Zilin: …

    Wait, this was Maomao, who, although only three years old, could propose profit sharing…

    She couldn’t count? He didn’t think so.

    It seemed that this partner he wanted to work with still needed to develop her brain a bit more.

  • Back to Three Years Old: Crushing Scumbags on a Parenting Reality Show 52p2

    Chapter 52 p2

    In the distance, Cheng Feiying and Cheng Rongrong, who had left the table at some point, were sitting on the deck chair under the shade of a tree, watching him…

    Wei Chengli turned stiffly to look at the little chubby dumpling at the table.

    “Do you want more?” Wei Maomao used her chopsticks to scrape the bottom of the basin, picking out a small piece of potato and placing it in Wei Chengli’s bowl.

    “There’s still rice in the pot, do you want to mix it with the sauce?” Cheng Tingyan glanced at the sauce at the bottom of the basin and suggested sincerely.

    Wei Chengli facepalmed…

    “I… I’ll wash the dishes?” Wei Chengli, looking at Cheng Feiying in the distance, tried to salvage the situation with his labor.

    Cheng Feiying waved his hands repeatedly. This time, he wasn’t being polite, he was truly dismissing him.

    Wei Chengli, feeling out of place in this courtyard due to his lack of thick skin, after thanking them bravely, quickly left with the pot and the child. As for why the child was dragging another child along, he didn’t want to ask, nor did he dare to ask.

    Anyway, they would return the child after resting for a while and going to the square for the afternoon task ranking and reward ceremony.

    Wei Chengli thought it was a good plan, but… he didn’t get to rest.

    Outside his courtyard gate, at the familiar spot, the familiar child, in the familiar pose, holding the familiar pig…

    Wei Chengli sighed deeply and stopped. “Dongdong, have you eaten?”

    Wen Dongyu shook his head shyly, even making the pig’s head sway along.

    Wei Chengli: “… “

    Five minutes later.

    The pig was lying under the table, in front of it a basin of green bean stew, topped with two peeled, bumpy, and slightly burnt potatoes.

    Wen Dongyu sat at the table, in front of him a lunchbox…

    “Did your dad guess that Wen Dongyu would come?” Cheng Tingyan, looking at the lunchbox filled with the same strange food as her dinner, whispered to Wei Maomao.

    “That’s what my dad saved for himself. He was too embarrassed to bring it to your house.” Wei Maomao, as always, showed no mercy in exposing her father.

    Wen Dongyu, hearing this, put down his spoon and turned to look at Wei Chengli.

    “You eat, eat, eat, don’t listen to Maomao’s nonsense. I already ate dinner.” Wei Chengli patted Wen Dongyu’s head, then kicked the little chubby leg under the table in embarrassment.

    “Yes, he already ate, he even finished everyone else’s food.” Wei Maomao moved closer to Cheng Tingyan, retaliating verbally.

    “That’s because you kept picking food for me!” Wei Chengli, exasperated, reached out to hit her again, but the sensation wasn’t right. He looked down, feeling awkward. “I’m sorry, Yan Yan, I didn’t know your hand was there…”

    “It’s okay…” Cheng Tingyan wanted to continue rubbing the little chubby bunny’s leg, but the bunny leg slipped away…

    “Daddy!” Wei Maomao was furious! How dare he hit Yan Yan in front of her!

    “Get off the stool! I didn’t know Yan Yan’s hand was there! I was trying to hit your leg!” Wei Chengli protested, but seeing Cheng Tingyan’s well-behaved demeanor, his heart softened. “Oh, oh, Daddy was wrong, I’m sorry, I apologize. Right, I have a gift for you!”

    Wei Chengli quickly took out the other photo of the little white flower that he hadn’t given to Cheng Tingyan yet and handed it to her.

    Cheng Tingyan took it and saw two bright flowers side by side, she and Maomao happily standing in the center of each flower.

    “Thank you, Uncle Wei, I like it very much.” Cheng Tingyan pressed the photo against her chest, then carefully put it away in her bag.

    Ah, she had used up all her clean handkerchiefs today, otherwise, she could have wrapped it in one. She didn’t expect handkerchiefs to be so useless…

    “Look, Yan Yan is smiling! She’s not angry!” Wei Chengli pulled the little rascal, who was standing on the stool with her hands on her hips, about to climb onto the table, down, then pointed at Wen Dongyu to distract her. “Dongdong, eat, why aren’t you eating, are you scared of the fierce Maomao?”

    Wei Maomao looked at Wen Dongyu.

    He shook his head rapidly.

    “This meal…” Wen Dongyu looked at the lunchbox in front of him, hesitating to speak.

    “I’ve already eaten it.”

    “It’s free.”

    Wei Chengli and Wei Maomao spoke almost simultaneously.

    Wei Chengli: ???

    “Dongdong, is there something on your mind? Why have you been asking me if this costs money, if that costs money?” Wei Chengli couldn’t hold back his curiosity any longer.

    Wen Dongyu poked the rice in the lunchbox with his spoon, but didn’t answer.

    “Ah… I won’t ask anymore, I won’t. You eat.” Wei Chengli’s curiosity was instantly replaced by kindness, he added, “Don’t judge it by its looks, it actually tastes quite good, ask Yan Yan if you don’t believe me.”

    “It’s delicious, very delicious.” Cheng Tingyan, having received the photo, was very cooperative.

    “It’s alright, just alright.” Wei Chengli said modestly.

    Wei Maomao looked at one, then the other, alright, they had made up, there was no need for her to jump in.

    “Eat, eat, eat it while it’s hot. Anything here, you can eat, it’s always free.” Although Wei Chengli didn’t know what Wen Dongyu was suddenly fixated on, it was always right to go along with him, right?

    Wen Dongyu, who had already taken a mouthful of rice, took the spoon out of his mouth. “You’re lying!”

    Wei Chengli: “Ah? How am I lying?”

    “‘Always’ is a lie, ‘always love you’ is also a lie! Promises without a deadline are all lies!” Wen Dongyu put down his spoon and pouted.

    “Uh… Well… That…” Wei Chengli, sensing an impending storm, looked around for help, his gaze finally landing on Cheng Tingyan, who was three years older than the little chubby dumpling and seemed more reliable.

    Wei Chengli’s pleading gaze was so obvious that Cheng Tingyan was stunned. She hesitantly pointed at herself.

    Wei Chengli nodded firmly.

    “… “ Cheng Tingyan looked at Wen Dongyu and asked tentatively, “Then… You can eat at Uncle Wei’s house for free, for a hundred years?”

    Wei Maomao buried her face in her chubby arms, letting out “pfft” sounds as if she was leaking air.

    Wen Dongyu looked at Wei Chengli with teary eyes.

    Wei Chengli nodded vigorously.

    The redness in his eyes fading, Wen Dongyu nodded with satisfaction. “Uncle Wei, you’re an honest person, you’re truly a good person.”

    Wei Chengli: “… “ Great, now he had to live to be a hundred and thirty-three years old, thanks a lot, babies!

    At the table, Wen Dongyu was eating heartily from his lunchbox, while the pig under the table was also eating heartily from its basin.

    Wei Chengli looked down at the pig, he felt a strange sense of familiarity in its posture, burying its head in the basin to eat.

    “Maomao, didn’t Shen Zilin bring a bottle of milk this morning? Can this pig… eat that?” Cheng Tingyan, after watching the pig for a while, suddenly realized something was wrong.

    Wei Chengli: ???

    After struggling to separate the pig from the basin, Wei Chengli discovered… the basin… was empty.

    “Daddy, does this empty basin look familiar?”

    Damn it, the devil’s whisper came from behind!

    Wei Chengli turned around angrily, he knew it! After accidentally hitting Yan Yan’s hand, this little rascal had been waiting for this moment!

    Speaking of… Wei Chengli suddenly realized, the pig had already eaten the bun at noon, it should be fine eating from a basin, right? Ah… He had struggled with the pig for nothing!

    Eating a meal was even more tiring than completing an afternoon’s worth of tasks.

    When it was time, Wei Chengli quickly took the babies to the small square.

    Before the staff announced the rankings, the families chatted for a bit. Wei Chengli then realized that not every family had obtained all eight stamps, there were far fewer competitors for first place than he had imagined. Interestingly, most of those who failed were defeated at the “Food” stage.

    Thinking about the bizarre food he had seen arranged on the outer ring of the table when he entered the room earlier, Wei Chengli suddenly felt that the annoying little dumpling he was holding was actually quite cute.

    Perhaps the program team had also witnessed the hardships of the pig’s life today, because almost half of the mystery boxes they opened, using the stamps they had earned, contained pig products.

    All sorts of cute pig dresses, from bibs to socks, from bottles to milk powder, even teething rings…

    The children seemed quite satisfied, especially Wen Dongyu, who loved the pig, and Shen Zilin, who was responsible for raising it.

    Besides the pig products, the mystery boxes also contained various children’s toys and fairy tale books.

    In short, it was a bountiful harvest for the babies tonight, while the dads could only survive on their love for their children.

    After opening the mystery boxes, the final ranking for the relay race was announced. The Wei family won first place, the Cheng family second.

    The dads, who had nothing and empty pockets, urged them to open the grand prize mystery box quickly.

    Wei Chengli lifted the little chubby dumpling onto the specially prepared podium. Then he saw the little chubby paws rummaging through the box and pulling out…

    Wei Maomao examined the golden tie clip in her hand, clicking her tongue inwardly, impressive, it was quite exquisite, seemingly made of pure gold.

    “Hey, hey, keep it and play with it.” Wei Chengli took the tie clip that the little chubby dumpling tossed at him, feeling guilty.

    Why did the grand prize have to be something for dads, the baby must be so disappointed, the program team was so mean! Their already fragile father-daughter relationship was about to be tested!

    Many thoughts raced through Wei Chengli’s mind, then he saw the little chubby dumpling climb down from the podium and pat his leg with her chubby paw.

    “Good job, let’s win again next time!” Wei Maomao said seriously.

    Wei Chengli: ??? What was going on, although she looked sincere, could she please not act like a short, stocky leader!

    With the grand prize awarded, the afternoon’s relay race task finally came to an end.

    Wei Maomao, after praising Wei Chengli, had just run back to Cheng Tingyan’s side when Shen Zilin dashed over.

    “Let’s go dig for Baby Coins together later.” Shen Zilin said, stretching his limbs.

    “No.” Wei Maomao refused outright. “I’m so tired today.”

    Shen Zilin looked at Cheng Tingyan.

    Cheng Tingyan shook her head. “No.”

    Shen Zilin was a bit surprised, his lips moving slightly, but ultimately, he didn’t say anything else, just turned and ran off alone.

    Wei Maomao, noticing Shen Zilin’s expressive face, suddenly remembered something.

    “Earlier, when I went to your house to find you, you weren’t there, Cheng Rongrong said you went out to play with other children.” Wei Maomao, looking at Shen Zilin’s retreating figure, asked, “Was it with Shen Zilin?”

    “… “ Cheng Tingyan coughed. “Mmm.”

    No wonder, Wei Maomao recalled that Shen Zilin was already running towards them before she even arrived.

    “Maomao, you don’t want me to play with him?” Cheng Tingyan asked cautiously, looking at the little chubby bunny.

    “Ah?” Wei Maomao hadn’t yet sorted out her complex emotions, she shook her head instinctively. “No, I like Yan Yan having many friends.” Wasn’t this one of her goals?

    “Mmm.” Cheng Tingyan nodded, lowering her gaze.

    But some things, they were easy to say.

    When the families were leaving, Cheng Tingyan said she was a bit tired and wouldn’t be going to the Wei family’s house. Wei Maomao walked Cheng Tingyan back to her door, watching her enter, but…

    As Wei Maomao passed through an alley and bumped into Shen Zilin, realizing that this wasn’t the direction of his house, she couldn’t help but turn back and walk a distance.

    Then she saw Shen Zilin calling Cheng Tingyan out, and the two of them left together.

    This…

    Wei Chengli looked at his stunned, speechless baby, leaning against the wall, he didn’t even know how to comfort her.

    And at that moment, Cheng Tingyan, walking side by side with Shen Zilin, completely unaware of what was happening behind her, whispered, “Next time you want to find me, don’t do it in front of Maomao.”

     

  • Back to Three Years Old: Crushing Scumbags on a Parenting Reality Show 52p1

    Chapter 52 p1

    Cheng Feiying knew there were many crazy people in the world. But what had he done wrong to encounter three of them at the same table…

    That three-year-old Wei Maomao, who said she would bring her own food, actually brought a lunchbox filled with food.

    That was fine.

    That thirty-something-year-old Wei Chengli, actually brought a pot and followed them in, saying that the green beans weren’t cooked thoroughly and would cause poisoning if eaten, so he had to bring it over to continue stewing… He was unbelievably thick-skinned!

    Of course, this was tolerable.

    But the key was…

    Cheng Feiying scowled at Cheng Tingyan, what was wrong with her? Someone offered to swap meals, and she agreed without hesitation, abandoning the stew he made, which looked delicious, and choosing that box of garbage brought by the three-year-old, was she out of her mind?

    It just had some shiitake mushrooms in it, right? Even with the mushrooms, it was still better than that box filled with tofu, minced meat, dried bean curd sheets, noodles, potatoes, rice… It looked like something made from a day’s worth of leftovers!

    And she was even eating it with gusto? Usually, at home, she would only take a couple of bites before refusing to eat anymore? Was she so happy eating garbage?

    It was all because of those two…

    Cheng Feiying glanced at the father and daughter who had supposedly brought their own food but were now diligently eating the food he made.

    The three-year-old said she would swap meals with Cheng Tingyan, so… let her eat.

    This thirty-something-year-old, holding a pot of uncooked green beans, squatting in front of his stove, roasting potatoes, looking like a beggar in a dilapidated temple, he had just politely asked him if he wanted to join them for a bite out of courtesy because they were on live broadcast, why did he actually sit down at the table?

    Oh, and he even brought over his unappetizing-looking green bean stew and two obviously burnt potatoes, saying they should share…

    Who wanted to share this with him! He and his troublemaker daughter didn’t even eat it themselves!

    Cheng Feiying, watching the three eating with gusto, felt a headache coming on. Although he had worked hard all day, he had completely lost his appetite.

    Wei Maomao poked a piece of potato with her chopsticks and put it in her mouth, glancing at Cheng Feiying out of the corner of her eye. Hmm, seeing him unhappy made the potato taste even better.

    Wei Chengli, after all, was an adult, and he didn’t have any deep-seated resentment towards Cheng Feiying, he couldn’t bring himself to enjoy someone else’s anger. He did sit down and eat, but he didn’t dare to look at Cheng Feiying’s expression the entire time. Sigh… After all, he was also forced into this.

    It all started over half an hour ago, when the little stinky dumpling dropped the bomb, “I’ll bring my own food.”

    As he was leaving, Wei Chengli discreetly grabbed a staff member near the gate and asked. Apparently, Cheng Feiying’s stew had been simmering for quite some time. The rice in the rice cooker had just started cooking, meaning he had less than half an hour to prepare a meal for the little stinky dumpling who had just made a bold claim…

    What could he possibly do in half an hour? It was only enough for him to wash two vegetables yesterday at noon.

    Honestly, Wei Chengli tried his best, because he had confirmed with the little stinky dumpling that this meal was meant to be swapped with Cheng Tingyan. So he didn’t try anything new, using the minced meat with tofu recipe he received at noon, adding a little bit of the scallion oil recipe from this morning.

    However, the dishes Cheng Feiying made, which he had tasted last night, were quite good. Bringing food to swap today, Wei Chengli felt that although the taste might not be as good, at least the variety of ingredients shouldn’t be too far behind Cheng Feiying’s stew, right?

    So Wei Chengli rummaged through the fridge and found all the ingredients they had gathered throughout the day.

    Mmm…

    It’s just that after cooking it, although the taste was alright, it looked… like coarsely chopped… mush?

    The crumbled tofu, the mashed potatoes, the broken dried bean curd sheets, the sticky noodles… These natural reactions that happened in the pot, he couldn’t be blamed for that, right?

    Actions speak louder than words.

    Seeing the little chubby dumpling standing by the lunchbox, staring at it in silence, Wei Chengli’s survival instincts kicked in.

    Unfortunately, the little rascal was truly dissatisfied with the food in the lunchbox. Even the photo of the little white flower he had printed, which he had planned to use to tease her, couldn’t make her smile.

    But when he insisted on accompanying her to dinner and was forced to agree to her seemingly harmless request, “You have to listen to me when we get there,” the little rascal smiled…

    Sigh, he shouldn’t have been blinded by his desire to appease the dumpling, he should have known that listening to her would lead to no good.

    He could have waited for the green beans to cook, waited for the potatoes to roast, and eaten green bean stew with roasted potatoes, but when Cheng Feiying politely invited them, the little rascal sitting at the table beckoned him with her finger…

    He could have just taken a couple of bites to be polite, but the little rascal kept picking food for him… picking and picking… non-stop…

    Wei Chengli buried his head in his bowl, quickly shoveling the two pieces of meat the little dumpling had just put in his bowl into his mouth.

    Mmm, delicious.

    Face buried in his bowl, chopsticks moving rapidly, Wei Chengli was trying his best to deceive himself, unaware that his cameraman was already standing on a stool behind him, the camera zoomed in on his bowl, capturing a close-up. Naturally, he was even more unaware that the viewers in the live broadcast room were watching as a piece of meat, a piece of potato, then another piece of meat were quickly fed to him by Wei Maomao and disappeared into his bowl.

    “Tsk tsk tsk, Director Wei must be starving from his own cooking, look how enthusiastically he’s eating.”

    “Hahaha, of course, Director Wei only had the two boiled eggs left over from Maomao’s breakfast yesterday for lunch, then ate the ginger feast for dinner, and today he’s been eating the mediocre food he made for the first time following a recipe, he has to savor every bite of delicious food he gets.”

    “Speaking of, it’s all thanks to CEO Mao’s guidance that Director Wei can eat so heartily. Adults overthink too much, they’re not as insightful as our CEO Mao.”

    “What’s going on, our three-year-old CEO Mao has become a life coach? Tell me more! This poor, lonely person is in the middle of cooking dinner, did I miss something?”

    “Hahaha, the person above, what are you cooking dinner for, you missed the best part!”

    “So before cooking, Director Wei confirmed with CEO Mao if she was planning to swap his food with Yan Yan’s. Then CEO Mao praised him for being clever. Then Director Wei, out of curiosity, asked CEO Mao… um, I don’t remember the exact words, but he was basically teasing her, asking why she kept criticizing Cheng Feiying but was still eating his food. Then CEO Mao said, ‘What did the food do wrong?’”

    “Hahaha, I know this one. This line should be from episode sixteen of ‘Tutu Adventures,’ the bad monkey swapped the ropes, Tutu shouldn’t refuse to swap ropes just because the monkey is bad!”

    “The person above is wrong! It must be from episode seven, the goat tricked Tutu into going home, but Tutu ended up emptying his entire house, so generous!”

    “You guys are obsessed with that cartoon, hahaha! I refuse to believe that the aesthetically questionable ‘Tutu Adventures’ we found is the one they’re watching! I think CEO Mao simply said that because Cheng Feiying had implied earlier that he decides what Yan Yan eats, so she’s here to eat his food out of spite.”

    “Hahaha, because one baby can’t finish it all, she brought her dad along to help?”

    “I’m dying of laughter, you guys are so mean, CEO Mao is not the kind of person who wants to empty Cheng Feiying’s pot every day to prevent Yan Yan from eating any mushrooms. I think what CEO Mao said makes sense, just like we don’t judge an egg by its mother, we don’t judge a dish by its cook, as long as the food is fine. Besides… if it was giving food instead of swapping, Cheng Feiying would definitely have more to say. It’s better this way, the meal swap shows the children’s goodwill, and eating it directly satisfies his generosity.”

    “Hahaha, the person above, you’re the mean one, so Cheng Feiying not only failed to change his daughter’s ‘pickiness,’ but also sacrificed some of his food, and in the end, he even has to thank the two who came with a pot. You’re so evil, I like it!”

    “That’s right, just for that subtle threat Cheng Feiying made earlier, about how he, as a father, can decide what Yan Yan eats and doesn’t eat, he deserves to be taught a lesson.”

    “Exactly, other parents at least use the excuse of ‘it’s for your own good,’ but Cheng Feiying, he can’t even come up with such a fake excuse. No need to be polite to him, just hit him where it hurts.”

    “Right, Director Wei, eat, eat heartily, the more you enjoy it, the angrier Cheng Feiying will look, hahahahaha! I’m truly impressed by CEO Mao, how did she even think of using Director Wei like this?”

    “Honestly, people should be more open-minded, don’t be so serious. Sometimes, being too serious is just raising your own moral standards too high, here I have to criticize Wen Dongyu! What’s wrong with you, Baby! Can’t you learn from CEO Mao, she can eat heartily at Cheng Feiying’s house! You’re eating at your own house, Baby! What are you so nervous about!”

    In the live broadcast monitoring room, Shi Dingshan watched as Wen Dongyu, because of his excessive caution while eating, once again triggered the topic of “borrowing”, causing Wen Xiang to finally lose his temper. He slowly took a sip of tea.

    “Sigh…” Zeng Huanian, sitting next to him, couldn’t help but sigh deeply.

    Shi Dingshan leisurely blew on his tea, took a sip, then blew on it again…

    Zeng Huanian, after holding back for a while, finally couldn’t take it anymore. “Director Shi, did you already know it was me who sent that staff member at noon?”

    “At noon? Staff member? Who?” Shi Dingshan leaned back in his chair, turning to look at Zeng Huanian’s embarrassed face, then chuckled. “Oh, you mean the staff member who, when Wen Dongyu went to freeload at Director Wei’s house for lunch, discreetly gestured to Wen Xiang to go to the bathroom, then advised him to pay attention to his son’s emotions?”

    “… “ Zeng Huanian lowered his head. “Director Shi, please criticize me.”

    “Why should I criticize you? Adjusting the details of the program is part of your job. I also wanted to see what effect a few words from an outsider could achieve.” Shi Dingshan put down his cup, watching Wen Dongyu, who had run away with the pig again on the screen, and clicked his tongue. “It seems he can only suppress himself for half a day.”

    Zeng Huanian looked at the screen showing Wen Xiang, who was slumped over the table, rubbing his face in frustration.

    Actually, Wen Xiang had been doing quite well for the past half day. In several tasks, because Wen Dongyu insisted on bringing the pig along, causing constant chaos and delaying their progress, he had endured it all without losing his temper. Even at the “Food” stage, after eating three plates of horrifying dishes, he only protested when he got a mouthful of hair from the fertilized duck egg, saying it was truly unbearable.

    But… perhaps one-sided tolerance wasn’t the solution.

    So did that person even convey the message properly… Their biggest problem was the word “borrow” that Wen Xiang was still getting angry about!

    Speaking of which, Wei Chengli, who had been burying his head in his bowl, eating and eating, after finishing a piece of potato that had been placed in his bowl, waited for the next bite, but it never came. He finally looked up nervously.

    The result… in front of him was the large basin, empty except for a thin layer of sauce, not even a single intact green bean remained.

  • Back to Three Years Old: Crushing Scumbags on a Parenting Reality Show 51

    Chapter 51

    The audience in the live broadcast room could clearly see the stinginess of some people, and Wei Chengli, who was at the scene, naturally didn’t miss it either.

    In this situation, as far as Wei Chengli was concerned, the grand prize was no longer important. What mattered was that it was best to let Cheng Tingyan finish feeding the silkworms first, let the Cheng family complete this task, and then their family could continue. After all, seeing how Cheng Feiying could be so shameless even on live broadcast, if their family started the task now, and the Cheng family lost later, the blame might be placed on Cheng Tingyan’s decision to stop carrying silkworms.

    However, Wei Chengli also knew that his thoughts were based on adult considerations, he didn’t know what his little chubby dumpling was thinking.

    Wei Maomao… had no thoughts.

    Her three-year-old brain capacity was fully occupied trying to figure out why the six-year-old Cheng Tingyan was being hot and cold towards her.

    Speaking of Cheng Tingyan, she had blushed furiously after the little chubby bunny’s dad said, “What’s Maomao’s is yours.” After the heat on her face finally subsided, she noticed that the bunny next to her was even redder.

    She secretly observed the little chubby bunny for a while, her face flushed, lips pouting, her eyes squinting in a smile one moment, then furrowing in worry as if she was about to cry the next. Cheng Tingyan finally couldn’t help but gently poke the little chubby bunny’s almost invisible dimple. “What’s wrong?”

    What’s wrong… Don’t you know what’s wrong…

    Wei Maomao puffed out her cheeks, silently pushing Cheng Tingyan’s finger away with her chubby cheeks.

    “Aren’t you going to get more silkworms?” The six-year-old Cheng Tingyan was completely oblivious to this silent protest, even chuckling at the soft, bouncy feel of her finger.

    Wei Maomao couldn’t hold back anymore.

    Alright, since they were both three years old (not really), one six years old, both children, she might as well just ask directly, it wasn’t embarrassing (not really)…

    “Why did you make me go with Daddy?” Wei Maomao decided to start with the question Wei Chengli had already answered.

    Cheng Tingyan’s smile faded, but looking at the little chubby bunny staring at her with a serious expression, she still answered softly, “It’s not dangerous, with your dad.”

    The last three words, barely audible, struck Wei Maomao’s heart.

    It was really because of that… Although she already had a feeling it was the reason when Wei Chengli said it, hearing Cheng Tingyan admit it herself, her heart felt both sour and full…

    Wei Maomao couldn’t help but press her hand against her chest.

    In the next second, a cool hand also covered hers.

    “What’s wrong? Are you okay?” Cheng Tingyan noticed her pained frown, one hand pressing on the little chubby bunny’s hand, the other reaching to feel her forehead.

    Cheng Tingyan’s hand was quite cool, bringing Wei Maomao back to her senses.

    “Then… you came back earlier, why… didn’t you…” Wei Maomao lowered her head, looking at her paws, stammering.

    Ahhh… Although she was very curious about why Cheng Tingyan had just glanced at her and ran away after putting down the last silkworm, she couldn’t bring herself to ask!

    After mumbling for a while, Wei Maomao decided to give up.

    “Are you asking why I didn’t come over as soon as I came back?” Cheng Tingyan tried to decipher the jumbled sounds, then saw the little chubby bunny turn her flushed face away.

    Cheng Tingyan was slightly stunned.

    This feeling of being watched, being needed…

    A soft feather gently brushed against her heart.

    “This hand of mine…” Cheng Tingyan moved the hand on the little chubby bunny’s forehead to her face, pressing it gently. “…it carried twenty silkworms, and even got silkworm poop on it.”

    In the next second, the little chubby bunny, her face turning from red to green, jumped back two steps with a shriek.

    “Hahahaha…” Cheng Tingyan laughed uncontrollably, bending over, her waist almost touching the ground. “I went to wash my hands after coming back, then I came to find you.”

    Wei Maomao: …

    Knowing the truth, why couldn’t she laugh…

    While some bunnies couldn’t laugh, some people were laughing their heads off.

    “Hahaha, this is so funny!”

    “Our CEO Mao’s joy and sorrow, all separated by a hand-washing session, hahaha!”

    “Truly, ‘what goes around comes around,’ CEO Mao’s dumbfounded expression after learning the truth is so cute!”

    “So Yan Yan really wanted to protect CEO Mao, that’s why she made her go with Director Wei. It seems that at least for Yan Yan, Cheng Feiying in his current state represents danger. My poor Yan Yan! Let CEO Mao protect you!”

    “Aww, our CEO Mao was heartbroken for nothing, earlier in the mulberry grove, and just now at the pavilion, she shed tears for nothing. No wonder CEO Mao can’t laugh anymore after learning the truth, hahahahaha!”

    “Our CEO Mao is usually so good at standing up for others, how come she couldn’t even ask Yan Yan why she didn’t come to play with her immediately, hahaha, the three-year-old baby has some social anxiety.”

    “Yan Yan can joke now, some people are usually so serious, how come they’re so funny when they joke, hahaha!”

    Unlike the unrestrained viewers in the live broadcast room, Wei Chengli, who had heard everything and was afraid of being targeted by the little rascal, chose to laugh with his back turned. It’s just… he laughed so hard that his shoulders were shaking quite noticeably…

    “Daddy, is it funny?”

    The devilish, childish voice, accompanied by a heavy pat on his leg, shattered Wei Chengli’s last shred of hope.

    Wei Chengli suppressed his laughter, his face contorting with effort, before turning back with a forced serious expression. But seeing the little chubby dumpling’s impassive face, he couldn’t help but laugh again.

    “Hahahaha… Funny…” Wei Chengli gave up struggling.

    Offending the little rascal was a daily occurrence, it wasn’t worth hurting himself for the sake of holding back his laughter.

    While these three were having a good time, their laughter reached Cheng Feiying’s ears on the other side of the pavilion, making him feel a bit sour.

    Wasn’t this a task? Wasn’t this a competition? He had worked hard all day, victory was within reach, was he wrong for wanting Cheng Tingyan to work harder?

    Of course not.

    Cheng Feiying felt he had done nothing wrong.

    Since she could carry twenty silkworms, it meant she wasn’t really afraid of bugs, what was wrong with carrying a few more? Why be so dramatic?

    And that Wei Chengli too, no wonder Wei Maomao was always complaining and meddling, it turned out the apple didn’t fall far from the tree, what did other people’s tasks have to do with him, he just had to butt in.

    And after saying he would wait, he actually stopped doing the task, just standing there, laughing and chatting.

    Cheng Feiying wanted to win first place to reward himself for his hard work today, being caught up by the Wei family again was annoying, but being “given a free pass” by Wei Chengli made it even more frustrating.

    That family was truly annoying.

    However, events wouldn’t unfold according to Cheng Feiying’s preferences.

    Wei Maomao, after punching Wei Chengli, went to check on the Cheng family’s two basins. Although Cheng Tingyan’s basin only had twenty silkworms, they seemed to be eating quite well, the amount of mulberry leaves left was about the same as in Cheng Rongrong’s basin, where she was still adding silkworms. It would probably take only a few minutes for them to finish eating.

    Wei Maomao hesitated, weighing her options, considering the same thing Wei Chengli had thought about earlier, and ultimately decided to give up on chasing those few minutes.

    But as soon as the Cheng family left the pavilion, Wei Maomao, who had been secretly stretching her limbs, grabbed ten mulberry leaves and ran towards the van in the other direction. Just like Cheng Tingyan said, what did it have to do with them if the Cheng family won first place?

    Besides, based on Wei Maomao’s understanding of Cheng Feiying, even if the Cheng family won first place, he wouldn’t think it was Cheng Tingyan’s contribution, he wouldn’t treat her any better. In that case, she might as well compete for it. If someone was unhappy, she would be happy.

    Her chubby legs might be short, but she was determined.

    Wei Chengli, squatting by the basin, watched the silkworms eat the mulberry leaves. As he counted, the number of silkworms quickly surpassed thirty, and there was less than one leaf left. He looked up and saw his chubby baby, like a rocket taking off, still on the front lines of silkworm transportation.

    “Okay, okay.” Wei Chengli grabbed the little chubby dumpling, who had just placed a silkworm and was about to go get more. “Take a breather, with so many silkworms, they’ll finish these in a couple of minutes.”

    Wei Maomao tried to struggle, but she had used up too much energy. She had been running back and forth, fueled by the anger she had accumulated for two lifetimes. Now that Wei Chengli had stopped her, her energy dissipated, and she couldn’t move anymore.

    Just as Wei Chengli estimated, those few mulberry leaf scraps weren’t even enough for the silkworms to take a few bites, the battlefield was cleared in less than a minute.

    However…

    Wei Chengli, amused, looked at the little chubby dumpling sleeping soundly in his arms, how did she manage to transform from a little calf running with all her might one minute to a little pig falling asleep instantly the next?

    “Director Wei…” The staff member glanced at Wei Maomao, who was fast asleep in Wei Chengli’s arms, and lowered his voice. “The ten mulberry leaves have been eaten, you’ve completed this stage. Congratulations, you’ve completed all eight stages of the relay race. Considering the different waiting times encountered by each family, the final ranking will be determined after all families have finished the task. You can go back and rest now, the ranking, mystery box drawing, and reward ceremony will be held after dinner.”

    Wei Chengli nodded, then hesitated for a moment and asked, “Then, roughly speaking, which place are we in right now, can you tell us?”

    The staff member carefully raised a finger. “Your family is currently the first to complete all eight tasks, but the final ranking will be determined after adding and subtracting the waiting times.”

    “Okay.” Wei Chengli adjusted his hold on the little chubby dumpling, then hesitated again and asked, “That… How is Cheng Tingyan’s task going, is it going smoothly?”

    This time, the staff member didn’t answer right away. He covered his earpiece and communicated with someone for a while, then turned back and said, “The Cheng family is doing well at the ‘Food’ stage, Cheng Tingyan has tasted and guessed all fifteen dishes, they’re now on the eighth dish chosen by Cheng Rongrong.”

    That’s good.

    Wei Chengli felt a bit relieved.

    Since they were almost done there, there was no need to go check on them.

    Cheng Feiying was probably also tired of seeing those two faces… It was best to leave quickly.

    Wei Maomao was woken up by a burning smell.

    Opening her eyes, the smell of something burnt, the unfamiliar room, the dim light, for a moment, she didn’t know where she was or what time it was.

    She climbed out of bed and saw that… the world was safe, there was no fire. But Wei Chengli was dangerous, he had burnt something in the pot.

    “Daddy…”

    The soft, childish voice from behind, filled with familiar exasperation, made Wei Chengli, who was desperately trying to salvage the burnt food in the pot, freeze.

    “Baby…” Wei Chengli turned around, holding the blackened spatula, and smiled. “Let me explain, this potato, it…”

    “It’s okay.” Wei Maomao reached out and patted Wei Chengli’s leg. “Did I fall asleep at the silkworm task? Did our silkworms finish eating the mulberry leaves? How’s Yan Yan? Did we win? Where’s the mystery box?”

    “You sure have a lot of questions, so you’re really not going to ask about Daddy’s potato…” Wei Chengli was no longer feeling guilty, only heartbroken.

    “Is that even a potato?” Wei Maomao glanced at the spatula. “It’s mud.”

    Wei Chengli threw the spatula down and grabbed the little rascal. “What mud, you’re doing this on purpose, aren’t you!”

    “Daddy, answer me!” Wei Maomao had a bunch of questions to ask, who would care about a potato that was already doomed.

    “Finished, done, it’s okay, we might have won, they still need to calculate the rankings. The prizes will be given after dinner.” Wei Chengli answered impatiently, then added, “While you were sleeping, a staff member came and said that the field where you dug for Baby Coins yesterday hasn’t been cleared yet. It seems Shen Zilin asked them if they could still go and dig, and the staff said that the field would remain open to you, you can go dig whenever you have time. They even put up a sign in front of the field, showing how many Baby Coins are left, if you go dig, and you can’t count, you can ask the cameraman.”

    “Oh.” Wei Maomao was uninterested.

    “You’re not going?” Wei Chengli was surprised. “I thought you would be angry that I didn’t wake you up.”

    “Not angry. It’s tiring, I want to sleep.” Wei Maomao said with a lazy expression. She didn’t even want to dig for fresh Baby Coins yesterday, let alone leftover ones.

    Wei Chengli released his grip on the little dumpling and smiled. “Oh, okay, okay. Thankfully, I also thought you wanted to sleep more, so when Yan Yan came earlier… Hey! Why did you hit Daddy’s leg!”

    “Why didn’t you wake me up!” Wei Maomao’s cheeks puffed up with anger.

    “Heh… Was it my fault for not waking you up? You didn’t wake up! Yan Yan came, I called you, you didn’t wake up, Yan Yan even tucked your chubby hands and feet back into the blanket, you still didn’t wake up, whose fault is it?” Wei Chengli scoffed.

    Wei Maomao subconsciously touched her hands and feet.

    Wei Chengli snorted. “Stop touching, it wasn’t your right hand and right foot, it was your left hand and left foot.”

    Wei Maomao: “… “

    The little chubby dumpling turned to run.

    “Where are you going?” Wei Chengli quickly grabbed her paw.

    “To see what Yan Yan’s family is eating for dinner.” Wei Maomao said, rubbing her face.

    “What does it have to do with you what they’re eating? You said those things to Uncle Cheng today, you still have the nerve to go freeload? Just stay home and eat what I made!” Wei Chengli said loudly, although he lacked confidence.

    Wei Maomao turned back, looking at him in confusion. “I’m going to tell them Yan Yan doesn’t like mushrooms, who said anything about eating…”

    “… “ Wei Chengli had forgotten about that. “Don’t go yet, you were like that this afternoon, you… Hey, hey, wait for me!”

    Wei Chengli left the burnt potatoes in the pot, casually poured a few ladles of water to prevent it from burning further, pulled out the firewood from under the stove, and chased after her.

    This was where the advantage of long legs came in. Wei Chengli successfully caught the little rascal at the Wang family’s door.

    “Hey, hey, I didn’t say you couldn’t go.” Wei Chengli stopped her struggling, then added, “I’ll accompany you, accompany you there.”

    Okay, the slippery little rascal in his hands calmed down.

    Wei Chengli was speechless. At noon, he was still advising this rascal not to get involved in other families’ conflicts, and now he had become the one actively participating, this slap in the face was truly painful.

    But regardless of the pain, with Cheng Feiying acting like that today, even with the cameramen and staff around, Wei Chengli didn’t dare to let the little rascal go alone to say those things.

    Sigh, was he already experiencing the worries of a parent?

    The Cheng family’s door was open, he could smell the aroma of food even from the doorway. Wei Chengli knocked twice, and the little dumpling under his feet slipped inside.

    Wei Maomao entered the courtyard, her eyes scanning around, and immediately noticed that Cheng Tingyan wasn’t there.

    Not only was she not in the courtyard, she probably wasn’t in the house either, because the familiar cameramen and staff were all gone.

    “Maomao, are you looking for your sister? She’s not home, she might be playing with other children.” Cheng Rongrong greeted her warmly.

    This low-level attempt to sow discord… Wei Maomao couldn’t help but laugh. She had been heartbroken earlier this afternoon because she mistakenly thought Yan Yan was avoiding her. But that didn’t mean she wanted to monopolize Yan Yan, okay? Was she not allowed to play with other children while she was sleeping? Was she participating in this show to be possessive? Letting more people see Yan Yan’s good qualities, making them like her, playing with her, that was her goal!

    “I’m not looking for Yan Yan.” Wei Maomao didn’t fall for the three-and-a-half-year-old’s trap. She walked straight to Cheng Feiying, who was sitting by the stove, and peeked inside. “Uncle Cheng, it smells so good, what are you cooking?”

    “Just a random stew…” Cheng Feiying couldn’t understand this three-year-old. Was her three-year-old brain incapable of storing too much information, so she always forgot their unpleasant interactions? Or was her three-year-old face too thick, so she could still act normal after every bad encounter?

    “What’s ‘random’?” Wei Maomao stood on tiptoe, trying to see into the pot.

    “Yeah, Brother Cheng, what are you cooking, it smells really good.” Wei Chengli pulled the little chubby dumpling back before she got burnt.

    “Just the meat, potatoes, and green beans provided by the program team, added some shiitake mushrooms and vermicelli, and stewed it all together.” Cheng Feiying rubbed his temples, a three-year-old’s brain and thick skin were understandable, but what about this thirty-year-old?

    The struggle in his arms made Wei Chengli shut up, alright, it was someone’s showtime now.

    “Uncle Cheng, do you know Yan Yan doesn’t like mushrooms? She doesn’t like any kind of mushroom.” Wei Maomao, feeling the hand on her loosen its grip, ran to Cheng Feiying and asked seriously.

    Cheng Feiying sneered. He knew it, he knew this pair wasn’t here to compliment his cooking, they were here to stand up for that little girl, right?

    “I know.” Cheng Feiying deliberately smiled brightly at Wei Maomao. “That’s why she needs to eat more, she’ll get used to it after eating them for a while, mushrooms are very nutritious, how can she be picky?”

    “Then Uncle Cheng, are you making them for her every meal because you know she doesn’t like mushrooms?” Wei Maomao continued to ask, her expression calm.

    Not seeing any anger or frustration on Wei Maomao’s face, Cheng Feiying felt a slight sense of disappointment.

    “Yes, children don’t know what’s good for them, we, as adults, have to decide for them. Not just food, but in other aspects too, we adults have to guide them, children don’t know what’s best, right?” The anger that had been building up inside Cheng Feiying all day transformed into a subtle, malicious jab.

    Want to be friends? Ask your parents first, you three-year-old cub!

    “Then you also know Yan Yan doesn’t like chicken legs, right?” Wei Maomao automatically ignored the part where he flaunted his authority and asked again.

    Cheng Feiying frowned slightly. “She’s too picky, she doesn’t eat this, she doesn’t eat that, I have to force her, otherwise, she won’t have a balanced diet, and in the end, it’s her who will suffer. Maomao, you’re still young, don’t think that adults are wrong just because they say or do things you don’t like, it’s all for your own good.”

    “Uncle Cheng, can I invite Yan Yan to our house for dinner today?” Wei Maomao didn’t respond to his words, just asked her question.

    “Uh…” Wei Chengli, thinking about the pot of burnt potato water at home, spoke up weakly, but was silenced when the little chubby dumpling tugged on his pant leg.

    Cheng Feiying naturally saw this small interaction and couldn’t help but sneer. Controlled by a three-year-old, and he still had the nerve to lecture him.

    “No. The program team gave each family ingredients, it’s for us to make our own food.” Cheng Feiying set an example of a mature adult rejecting a child.

    “Oh, then can I come to your house for dinner today? I’ll bring my own food.” Wei Maomao quickly followed up.

    “… “ Cheng Feiying cursed inwardly, but couldn’t find a reason to refuse.

    He had just been mocking others a moment ago, and now he was speechless. He knew it wouldn’t be anything good, but he couldn’t refuse someone who was bringing their own food, could he…

    Honestly, Wei Chengli was a bit surprised.

    Cheng Feiying’s words, the deliberate provocation and subtle jabs, were so obvious, the underlying meaning being “I’ll make her eat mushrooms every day,” “Mind your own business,” “I’m her dad, I decide what she eats, I decide who she can and cannot be friends with,” he couldn’t believe Wei Maomao didn’t understand any of it.

    Despite it being her solo showtime, the little chubby dumpling was so calm, not swayed by Cheng Feiying’s words, no useless anger or helpless frustration, she steadily asked all the questions she wanted to ask, and in the end, even secured a dinner invitation.

    Although she was bringing her own food, combined with what happened before… Wei Chengli could roughly guess her intention.

    Good job, my baby, such a strong mind.

    Now there was only one question left…

    Where was the food she was bringing?

  • Back to Three Years Old: Crushing Scumbags on a Parenting Reality Show 50p2

    Chapter 50 p2

    “Be good.” Wei Chengli held the dumpling with one hand and continued picking mulberry leaves with the other.

    “Daddy, you’re picking over there, I can’t see Yan Yan if you go there!” Wei Maomao tugged at his collar, directing him.

    “I’m truly indebted to you.” Wei Chengli was exasperated, but he still followed her instructions and moved to another spot.

    Wei Maomao, realizing her own burden, watched as Cheng Tingyan ran back and forth in the distance, and slumped against his shoulder again. “Daddy, Yan Yan is afraid of bugs, why is she transporting silkworms?”

    The little chubby dumpling’s voice, although no longer filled with grievance, was still soft and weak, making Wei Chengli’s heart ache.

    “To complete the task, for Baby Coins, for the stamp, for the mystery box, for family harmony… There are many reasons.” Wei Chengli snorted and concluded, “How would I know why.”

    “Oh.” Wei Maomao responded listlessly.

    Honestly, Wei Maomao could only think of those possibilities herself. She could only say that because her goal was to protect Yan Yan, those other things weren’t important to her. But that didn’t mean they weren’t important to the six-year-old Yan Yan.

    Yan Yan was earnestly doing the task, maybe she also wanted to win?

    “Daddy, do you think Yan Yan wants to win?” Wei Maomao sat up.

    “Heh, heh, heh, this is our last task, you want her to win, don’t you?” Wei Chengli sneered.

    Wei Maomao wriggled awkwardly, it was indeed a bit embarrassing to admit.

    “Fine, let’s keep picking mulberry leaves for now, anyway, the last part of the task is yours to do, you decide.” Wei Chengli patted her chubby waist. He wasn’t really competitive when it came to this relay race. Thinking back, Wei Chengli felt that his greatest achievement today wasn’t completing any particular task… but catching up to the Cheng family again and again under the little dumpling’s pressure, heh.

    “Daddy, then hurry up!” Wei Maomao pushed her luck. “After we’re done, we’ll go back and wait for Yan Yan.”

    “Okay, okay, okay, fast, fast, fast. I also… This show is called ‘Where’s Baby Going,’ they really got the name right, it’s truly wherever you want to go, we go.” Wei Chengli sped up his mulberry leaf picking, then asked tentatively, “So who does my baby love the most now?”

    Wei Maomao: “… “

    “Heh, heh, heh…” Wei Chengli chuckled coldly, putting the little dumpling down. “No one’s carrying you anymore, I need both hands to work, it’s all because my boss is called Mao the Exploiter!”

    Wei Maomao: “… “

    The little dumpling, adorable and lonely, stood on the ground. The viewers in the live broadcast room almost died of laughter at Wei Chengli’s words.

    “Hahaha! ‘Mao the Exploiter,’ our three-year-old CEO Mao can’t even understand that joke!”

    “Director Wei probably said it because he doesn’t want Maomao to understand, hahaha, he can have his fun without facing the consequences.”

    “Director Wei’s description is quite accurate, our CEO Mao’s favorite is Yan Yan, the one working is Daddy, Daddy is just a little mount for CEO Mao to love Yan Yan, hahaha!”

    “I’m dying of laughter, Director Wei is experiencing the pain of an old father prematurely.”

    “He deserves it! He should have realized earlier that Yan Yan wanted him to protect Maomao, he even kept it a secret from Maomao, and now the poor bunny cried…”

    “Sigh, Director Wei is also having a hard time, they’re all adults, and it’s a live broadcast, it’s not appropriate to say such direct things.”

    “Blame Cheng Feiying, his face darkened so quickly back then, even I was startled. Yan Yan is brave, she immediately pulled Maomao behind her and hid her.”

    “Honestly, that ‘stuffing her in’ was hilarious, when I saw Yan Yan desperately trying to hide Maomao, I didn’t know whether to laugh or cry.”

    “I don’t know why Yan Yan is working so hard, is she just afraid of Cheng Feiying, that’s why she’s enduring the bugs? When she was carrying the silkworms, her face was pale, and her hands were shaking…”

    “It’s good that Maomao is far away, if she saw Yan Yan like this up close, she would definitely try to stop her.”

    “So silkworms really eat mulberry leaves quite fast, they’ve already eaten almost half.”

    “Yan Yan is working too hard, I really want her to win, but I don’t want Cheng Feiying to get the grand prize…”

    “Right, I still hope CEO Mao wins, what does Yan Yan have to do with Cheng Feiying getting the grand prize?”

    Speaking of which, after Wei Chengli put Wei Maomao down, the surrounding mulberry trees were tall and green, a refreshing breeze carrying a faint scent of greenery. But her mind was entirely focused on Cheng Tingyan in the distance.

    Wei Chengli, now free to use both hands, picked leaves diligently. When he looked back, the little chubby dumpling was still standing where he had put her down, staring blankly in the direction of the pavilion.

    Sometimes, Wei Chengli truly admired the little stinky dumpling’s persistence.

    After filling the basket, Wei Chengli took the little dumpling’s hand and returned to the pavilion. He peeked inside and saw that the two basins belonging to the Cheng family were already filled with over a dozen silkworms each, the ten mulberry leaves in each basin were almost completely devoured, probably only about a third remained.

    “Are you going to… or what?” Wei Chengli handed the basket to the staff member for weighing, then pointed his chin towards the van where the silkworms were kept, asking the little chubby dumpling.

    “I…” Wei Maomao looked at Cheng Tingyan, who was running towards them from the van, her little feet shuffling on the ground.

    “Almost three kilograms, Director Wei… You really stuffed it full.” The staff member returned the basket, his expression a mixture of emotions.

    Wei Maomao saw Cheng Tingyan’s pale face.

    “Yan Yan…” Wei Maomao instinctively took a step forward.

    Cheng Tingyan glanced at Wei Maomao, then walked over and placed the silkworm in her hand into her basin. She looked at it for a moment, then whispered something to the staff member next to her.

    Wei Maomao silently retracted her foot.

    Ah, Wei Maomao suddenly realized that her luck yesterday had been too good, way too good. Yan Yan had accepted her right away, they played together… So if Yan Yan kept ignoring her like this, she wouldn’t be able to persistently pursue her?

    Cheng Tingyan, after finishing her conversation with the staff member, ran towards the group of staff further away without looking back.

    Wei Maomao, watching Cheng Tingyan’s retreating figure, clutched her skirt sadly, lowering her gaze.

    She was such a coward… How could she be so cowardly, go after her, why couldn’t she take a step forward…

    Plop, plop…

    Wei Maomao looked at the dark spots on the ground in front of her, created by falling water droplets, momentarily confused.

    Two cool fingers pressed on her head, gently stroking her hair. This gentle touch made Wei Maomao break down, she leaned against the hand, her voice soft. “Dad… Ah! Eh? Huh?”

    Wei Chengli quickly stepped forward to support Cheng Tingyan, preventing the little chubby dumpling from toppling her over.

    “Be careful, you’re much heavier than Yan Yan, if you lean on her like that…” Wei Chengli couldn’t help but complain, but then he saw the tears on his chubby dumpling’s face and froze. “Why are you crying again?”

    “Why are you crying again?” Cheng Tingyan asked the same question almost simultaneously.

    The adult and the child looked at each other, their eyes filled with the same concern and helplessness.

    “I…” Wei Maomao, who had accidentally leaned half her body against Cheng Tingyan, straightened up with Wei Chengli’s help, hesitated for a moment, then carefully took a step back, no longer as close to Cheng Tingyan.

    Cheng Tingyan didn’t notice the little one’s subtle movement, she was busy digging through her bag for a handkerchief.

    The familiar handkerchief, the familiar gentle wiping of tears, accompanied by the familiar…

    “This is the last clean handkerchief for today, you can’t cry anymore.”

    Cheng Tingyan’s voice was soft and gentle, Wei Maomao listened… What was going on, she was ignoring her just now, but now she was back to her usual self?

    “Older sister, what are you doing? Why aren’t you getting more silkworms?” Cheng Rongrong, panting, placed the silkworms in her hand into her basin, looking at Cheng Tingyan with surprise and urgency.

    “I’m done, wasn’t it twenty?” Cheng Tingyan, confused, pointed at the staff member next to her basin. “Brother already counted for me, it’s twenty.”

    “Older sister, didn’t you listen to the rules carefully? The more we carry, the faster the mulberry leaves will be eaten, the faster we can get the stamp and move on to the next task location.” Cheng Rongrong, glancing at the gloomy Cheng Feiying, added, “Older sister, you’re close to Maomao, are you waiting for her?”

    “I’m carrying silkworms for this.” Cheng Tingyan took a Baby Coin from her bag and showed it. “I can get one after carrying twenty.”

    “What about the stamp?” Cheng Feiying couldn’t help but ask in a low voice.

    “Twenty will also be enough to finish the leaves.” Cheng Tingyan glanced at the basin, rubbing her hands unconsciously. “I only need one Baby Coin.”

    “You…” Cheng Feiying frowned.

    “Hey, hey, Brother Cheng, the child is afraid of bugs, it’s already amazing that she managed to carry twenty. Let the silkworms eat slowly, I see the mulberry leaves in Yan Yan’s basin are almost gone.” Wei Chengli stepped forward to mediate, then added, “Our Maomao is still crying, by the time she stops crying, you’ll have finished the task.”

    “That’s not what I meant, you do your thing.” Cheng Feiying understood what Wei Chengli was implying, but did he need his permission!

    However, with Wei Chengli standing there, blocking most of Cheng Tingyan, Cheng Feiying couldn’t directly lecture his daughter. He could only suppress his anger and let it go for now.

    Behind Wei Chengli, Wei Maomao carefully reached out with two short, chubby fingers, gently tugging on Cheng Tingyan’s skirt, signaling her to step back with her. She then lowered her voice and asked, “Did you carry the silkworms just for the Baby Coin?”

    Cheng Tingyan nodded.

    “We have a lot of Baby Coins.” Wei Maomao didn’t understand.

    “We have a lot, but we can always have one more.” Cheng Tingyan said seriously.

    Alright…

    Wei Maomao hesitated for a moment, feeling the need to clarify, to avoid a misunderstanding. “Then do you want to win first place in the end? I don’t know if anyone is faster than us. If not, we’ll win if we finish this task first, you’ll win if you finish ‘Food’ first.”

    “I don’t want to.” Cheng Tingyan was puzzled. “You and your dad will be first after finishing this, why not do it?”

    Wei Maomao: “… “

    “Are… you also afraid of bugs?” Cheng Tingyan tried to understand.

    Wei Maomao shook her head. “If you want to win, you can win, you can get the grand prize for first place.”

    “You’re saying, if I want to win, you’ll stop doing the task and let me win?” Cheng Tingyan finally understood.

    Wei Maomao nodded, then corrected her softly, “Not stop doing it, just slow down.”

    Cheng Tingyan smiled. “Silly bunny…”

    Wei Maomao: ???

    Cheng Tingyan, who had accidentally blurted out her true feelings, covered her mouth, cleared her throat, and took out a handful of Baby Coins. There seemed to be about seven, probably from the first seven tasks.

    “If our family wins the grand prize, the prize is this much.” Cheng Tingyan shook the Baby Coins in her hand, holding up one. “I might get this much.” Actually, she felt she wouldn’t get anything.

    Wei Maomao: ???

    “If your family wins the grand prize, the prize is this much.” Cheng Tingyan put the coin back, shook them all together again, separated three, about half, and held them up. “You can have this much.”

    Wei Maomao: “… “

    Cheng Tingyan was puzzled. “Why would I want to win first place?”

    “You’re wrong.” Wei Chengli, who had been secretly watching for a while, reached out and held up the remaining four Baby Coins in Cheng Tingyan’s hand. “If our family wins the grand prize, the prize is this much, this much, it’s all Maomao’s.”

    Cheng Tingyan was stunned.

    But Wei Chengli wasn’t done. He gathered all the Baby Coins from both of their hands, placed them in Cheng Tingyan’s palm, and pressed down, saying solemnly, “Based on your current family status, what’s Maomao’s is yours.”

    Cheng Tingyan: “… “

  • Back to Three Years Old: Crushing Scumbags on a Parenting Reality Show 50 p1

    Chapter 50 p1

    Not only did Wei Chengli and his daughter see the people at the pavilion, but the people at the pavilion also saw them.

    Cheng Feiying paused while taking off his basket, but quickly recovered. He handed the basket to the staff member for weighing, then looked at his two daughters and said, “Just choose the leaves randomly, they’re all about the same size, make more trips carrying the silkworms, keep bringing them over until the leaves are gone.”

    As he spoke, Wei Chengli, carrying the little dumpling, rushed into the pavilion.

    “You guys are also quite fast.” Cheng Feiying greeted them with a smile.

    Honestly, if Wei Chengli hadn’t seen the slight pause in Cheng Feiying’s expression when he looked at them, he might have believed his friendly act.

    “Not bad, not bad.” Wei Chengli chuckled modestly. Before he could even put down the little dumpling in his arms, a staff member approached Cheng Feiying.

    “Teacher Cheng, your mulberry leaves don’t weigh two kilograms, you’re about half a liang short.” The staff member shook the basket in his hand.

    “They even count half a liang?” Cheng Feiying couldn’t help but complain. Without even taking the basket, he strode towards the mulberry field outside.

    Cheng Rongrong, watching Cheng Feiying’s hurried departure, had a bad feeling.

    This series of tasks had taken a toll on Cheng Feiying, his irritability had been building up. It wasn’t until he encountered Wen Qiming earlier and learned the trick for brushing quail eggs, realizing that they had a good chance of winning first place, that his mood improved slightly.

    But the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment.

    Cheng Rongrong couldn’t understand how Wei Chengli and his daughter could have passed the “Salt” stage so quickly… Even if they also had a chance to meet Wen Qiming and learn the trick, they couldn’t have been that fast!

    Now everyone was stuck at the “Clothing” stage, picking mulberry leaves was quick, the small lead Cheng Feiying had established would probably be caught up by Wei Chengli soon… But silkworms wouldn’t eat mulberry leaves that fast, the gap between their two families would gradually shrink, and the difference in their task completion time might be less than two minutes.

    And Wei Chengli and his daughter started with “Food”, after completing this “Clothing” stage, they would have finished all eight tasks…

    Even if their family could finish “Clothing” a few minutes faster than the Wei family, they couldn’t possibly use those few minutes to complete “Food”.

    They were destined to lose.

    Cheng Rongrong herself didn’t really care about being first, but the problem was, Cheng Feiying really wanted to win, and he had already finished his part of the “Clothing” task ahead of time. In his mind, they might lose because of her and Cheng Tingyan. Cheng Rongrong watched as Cheng Feiying rushed back with both hands full of mulberry leaves, her heart sinking.

    Just then, she heard Wei Maomao’s surprised voice.

    “Didn’t you say you’re afraid of bugs? Why…” Wei Maomao had come to persuade Cheng Tingyan not to force herself, but to her surprise, Cheng Tingyan firmly insisted on doing the task.

    Earlier, Cheng Rongrong’s attention had been mostly on Cheng Feiying, who was bustling around picking mulberry leaves, she hadn’t paid attention to what Wei Maomao and Cheng Tingyan were saying. But it didn’t matter to her, because the sentence she just heard was perfect.

    “Older sister, you’re afraid of bugs, what should we do… Have you seen silkworms before? They’re bugs, they look like white caterpillars, with lots and lots of legs.” Cheng Rongrong squeezed into their conversation, her face full of concern. “If you’re afraid, then there’s nothing we can do…”

    “What do you mean ‘nothing we can do’?” Cheng Feiying rushed back to the pavilion, asking his younger daughter while stuffing the mulberry leaves into the staff member’s basket, waving him away to weigh them.

    “Older sister is afraid of bugs, she can’t carry the silkworms…” Cheng Rongrong immediately reported the situation.

    “I can.” Cheng Tingyan said firmly.

    Their voices rang out almost simultaneously. Cheng Feiying looked at one, then the other, frowning. “So are you afraid or not? Can you do it or not?”

    “Yan Yan…” Wei Maomao grabbed Cheng Tingyan’s hand, worried. She didn’t know what had happened while she was away, why was Yan Yan, who was most afraid of bugs, going to carry silkworms with her bare hands…

    Cheng Feiying glanced at Wei Maomao and chose to believe Cheng Rongrong’s words.

    “Cheng Tingyan, why didn’t you say you were afraid of bugs earlier? I’ve already picked the mulberry leaves, and now you’re saying you can’t do it?” Cheng Feiying’s anger flared.

    “Picking mulberry leaves is Daddy’s task…” Wei Maomao took a step forward, trying to shield Cheng Tingyan behind her.

    Cheng Feiying’s eyebrows shot up, his face darkening completely.

    Wei Chengli, carrying the basket on his back and having been too afraid to step off the ground, had been waiting for this moment. Seeing the situation getting out of hand, he reached out to pull the little dumpling back.

    But someone was faster than him.

    “I can do it.” Cheng Tingyan pulled the little chubby bunny behind her, stuffing her in properly, using her body as a shield.

    Cheng Feiying, seeing his eldest daughter’s protective gesture, was even angrier.

    “Fine, you can do it, you go.” Cheng Feiying sneered, gesturing towards the van parked at the end of the path on the other side of the pavilion.

    Both his earlier scowl and his current sneer were faithfully captured and transmitted to the live broadcast room by the cameras, making it difficult for the viewers watching to stay calm.

    “Wow, is it even necessary to get angry like this during a parent-child task? Wen Xiang ate a mouthful of hair from the fertilized duck egg earlier and didn’t even get this mad…”

    “Speaking of, I’m most afraid of this kind of anger, his face just drops instantly, you never know what he’ll do next.”

    “What’s he being so angry about, what did our CEO Mao say wrong? Picking mulberry leaves is indeed the dad’s task, would Cheng Feiying have stopped picking them if Yan Yan had said she was afraid of bugs earlier? Would he have forfeited the task? I don’t think he would be that understanding!”

    “Tiny CEO Mao protecting Yan Yan is so cute, but I’m scared Cheng Feiying might hit her in the next second…”

    “Honestly, he’s so used to changing his face, Yan Yan’s reaction in shielding Maomao was so fast… Could it be that she’s seen this too many times at home, her reflexes trained from experience? Oh my god!”

    “Men like this are truly scary, you always feel like they’re about to become violent, it’s best to stay as far away as possible from people who can’t control their temper.”

    “Actually… from Cheng Feiying’s perspective, he worked so hard, they’ve come this far, if Yan Yan can’t do it, wouldn’t all his efforts be in vain?”

    “Is the person above even trying? This is a parenting show, a parent-child task, isn’t it meant to strengthen the bond between parents and children? Why be so competitive, is this a competition for the last ticket to escape Earth before the apocalypse?”

    “Right, this kind of parent-child task, you can encourage, but you can’t force them. Like being afraid of bugs, there’s no need to even encourage overcoming it, it’s a natural instinct!”

    “Speaking of competitiveness, CEO Shen, the business tycoon, Wang Qingchuan, the former athlete, whose competitiveness is weaker than Cheng Feiying’s? They didn’t force their babies like this.”

    “Huh? Is the person above talking about CEO Shen, who’s observing potential successors with his hands behind his back, and Wang Qingchuan, the master of copying homework and slacking off, hahaha…”

    “So, we weren’t wrong earlier, Cheng Feiying’s attitude is no different from shoving the silkworms into Yan Yan’s hands.”

    At the scene, some expressions were fleeting. Unless someone was specifically observing, others might not feel as strongly as those watching the clear close-ups on the screen in the live broadcast room. Even Cheng Feiying himself didn’t think there was anything wrong with his displeasure earlier, he naturally didn’t know that the audience’s perception of him was already shifting.

    Cheng Feiying’s anger was directed at a specific person. The target had already appeared, Cheng Rongrong pursed her lips, obediently chose ten mulberry leaves and placed them on the plate, then turned and walked towards the van.

    Cheng Tingyan, however, didn’t move immediately. Instead, she met Cheng Feiying’s burning gaze and pulled the little chubby bunny outside the pavilion.

    “Maomao, I can do it.” Cheng Tingyan patted the little chubby bunny’s head and said seriously. “I am afraid of bugs, but I can do it, trust me, okay?”

    Wei Maomao: “… “

    “You… go and pick mulberry leaves with your dad.” Cheng Tingyan gently nudged the little chubby dumpling towards Wei Chengli, who had followed them out.

    Wei Maomao grabbed Cheng Tingyan’s hand, pointed at the pavilion, and said softly, “I’ll wait for you here…”

    “No.” Cheng Tingyan shook her head, taking the little chubby bunny’s hand and leading her towards Wei Chengli. “Go with your dad, don’t stay here.”

    After sending the bunny away, Cheng Tingyan quickly ran back to the pavilion, grabbed a handful of mulberry leaves, counted ten, and ran towards the van in the distance.

    “Yan Yan…” Wei Maomao whispered, taking a step forward, wanting to follow her.

    Her bunny feet left the ground, but she didn’t catch up.

    Wei Maomao turned back, looking at Wei Chengli, who was holding her hand, with a blank expression.

    Wei Chengli sighed and picked up the little chubby dumpling.

    The abandoned dumpling, soft, dejected, silently aggrieved.

    “Baby, let’s go pick mulberry leaves with Daddy.” Wei Chengli, carrying the child and the basket on his back, didn’t go far. He stayed near the pavilion, throwing mulberry leaves into the basket with one hand.

    Wei Maomao, lying on Wei Chengli’s shoulder, watched as Cheng Tingyan ran back with her palms clasped, her heart aching. “Daddy, is Yan Yan angry? Because I…” meddled.

    The little chubby dumpling’s heartbreak was so obvious, Wei Chengli couldn’t continue picking mulberry leaves.

    “Oh dear, look at you, so downcast…” Wei Chengli threw the mulberry leaves in his hand into the basket, dusted off his hands, lifted the little dumpling under her arms, and shook her gently. Looking at her drooping toes, he chuckled. “How come you’re so dejected that you’ve even grown taller? Does sadness make people grow taller?”

    Wei Maomao listlessly glanced at Wei Chengli, too sad to speak.

    “Baby? Baby? It’s okay, you’ll make up later.” Wei Chengli comforted her, lifting her higher and shaking her again.

    Make up…

    So Wei Chengli also thought Yan Yan was angry at her for meddling… It wasn’t just her imagination…

    The tiny chubby dumpling, as she was being shaken, tears started falling without warning.

    The first teardrop landed on Wei Chengli’s forehead before he could even react.

    Then, in the next second, it started raining…

    Wei Chengli was horrified. He quickly brought the little chubby dumpling back into his arms and coaxed her repeatedly, “Oh, oh, oh, don’t cry, don’t cry, our baby, don’t cry. Yan Yan isn’t angry at you, not angry!”

    “You’re lying!” Wei Maomao wiped her tears with her chubby paws, her sadness not overshadowing her dedication to setting the stage for future editing. “It’s all my fault, I should have believed she could do it, her anger is justified.”

    Wei Chengli: ??? What’s justified?

    “It’s okay, I’m okay.” Wei Maomao used Wei Chengli’s collar to wipe her tears, clenching her fists resolutely. “I’ll make up with Yan Yan!”

    “I…” Wei Chengli almost cursed. What kind of medicine was this, what had she taken, if she had just eaten a couple of peanuts with it, she wouldn’t be acting like this, stinky baby!

    “It’s okay, Daddy! Let’s pick mulberry leaves!” Wei Maomao clenched her fists, trying to control her tears.

    She had lost control and cried earlier, it was bad, what if it was edited and captioned as Yan Yan bullying her, that would be a disaster.

    Although Shi Dingshan was in charge of the show now, and they wouldn’t manipulate things like they did in her previous life, it was always better to be safe than sorry.

    Honestly, if Wei Chengli hadn’t felt the little one clutching his shirt tightly, her grip getting stronger and stronger, he would have believed that she was okay.

    Forget it…

    It was just a live broadcast…

    What couldn’t be said?

    They had already made enemies, he wasn’t afraid of saying a little more!

    He should have said it earlier, now the little dumpling was crying.

    Wei Chengli made up his mind, patted the little one’s chubby waist gently, and whispered, “I think the reason Yan Yan insisted on you coming with me earlier, it wasn’t because she was angry at you or disliked you, it was probably… to let me protect you.”

    The dejected dumpling instantly perked up, her watery eyes staring at him intently.

    Wei Chengli, smitten by her cuteness, sighed. “Do you remember what happened at the pavilion earlier? When you were talking so much, did someone get angry?”

    “Cheng…” Wei Maomao instantly recalled.

    “Shh. You better talk less… Thank you for listening to me.” Wei Chengli tapped her head helplessly. “Anyway, didn’t Yan Yan pull you behind her and try to hide you? You’re so chubby, so fleshy, Yan Yan even stuffed you in carefully, afraid you would be exposed.”

    “Who’s chubby!” Wei Maomao pressed her hands on her cheeks angrily.

    Wei Chengli, looking at the revived little chubby dumpling, laughed in exasperation. “You, you are! You’re chubby, you’re fleshy, you couldn’t fit!”

    “I’m ignoring you!” Wei Maomao struggled to get down. “Put me down.”

    “Where are you going?” Wei Chengli held her tight. “Don’t follow Yan Yan. Your legs are so short, if Yan Yan is afraid of bugs, she’ll have to slow down to wait for you. Think about it, wouldn’t that mean the bugs would stay on her hands longer? How scary!”

    The little chubby dumpling stopped moving.

  • Back to Three Years Old: Crushing Scumbags on a Parenting Reality Show 49

    Chapter 49

    When they arrived at the “Rice” task location, there were no families currently doing the task.

    Wang Qingchuan kept his promise and obediently waited in line at the door.

    As Wei Maomao entered, Wang Qingchuan even called out with a smile, “Baby, remember to tell Uncle how to pass quickly when you come out.”

    Actually, Wang Qingchuan was just casually teasing the little girl.

    But… he actually got his wish!

    The “Firewood” stage involved finding firewood, and the “Rice” stage was still about finding rice…

    Except this time, it was about finding rice from a bag filled with various grains and separating it from the other grains.

    Wei Chengli had filmed documentaries about rural life before. Almost as soon as he saw the bag filled with beans, corn kernels, and kidney beans, all significantly larger than rice grains, he had an idea of how to pass.

    So picking rice became finding a sieve…

    With two families doing the task simultaneously, following the previous pattern, there must be two sieves. Wei Maomao found the first one and gave it to Wei Chengli, who began sifting the rice. She then helped Cheng Tingyan search, and luckily, she found the second sieve.

    Even Cheng Feiying had to force a smile and praise Wei Maomao.

    But beneath this seemingly harmonious cooperation, Cheng Rongrong sensed Cheng Feiying’s growing displeasure.

    Although it took some time to find a sieve in the spacious house, sifting the rice was quick.

    The bag of mixed grains, which would have taken them an hour or two to pick through by hand, they managed to sieve out all the rice in just a few rounds.

    Both families finished the task at about the same time, each receiving a small bag of white rice as a reward, once again progressing together.

    Wang Qingchuan, waiting at the door, once again got a free tip and couldn’t help but speed up his sieve-searching efforts.

    After all, hitching a ride and effortlessly completing tasks was something he definitely wanted to experience again.

    With a new goal in mind, Wang Qingchuan searched for the sieve with even more vigor than he had searched for firewood earlier. Soon, he successfully left the “Rice” stage and chased after “Oil.”

    Wang Qingchuan was enthusiastically pursuing victory, while Wang Zhizhi, carried under his father’s arm, was miserable but persevered. He had had enough of crawling around in the storage room at the “Firewood” stage.

    The “Oil” task location was quite far from “Rice,” all the way at the edge of the village. Wang Qingchuan, carrying his son, sprinted all the way and arrived at “Oil” just as it was starting.

    The task at the “Oil” stage was to experience the traditional method of pressing peanut oil.

    The baby would earn one Baby Coin for shelling a bag of peanuts.

    If the family shelled two bags of peanuts (three bags for Cheng Feiying’s family), they would meet half the requirement for the stamp.

    The dad had to lift a large mallet and repeatedly strike a wooden wedge inserted into a wooden trough filled with peanut paste, one hundred strikes earned him one Daddy Coin. If he kept striking until enough oil was pressed to fill a glass bottle, he would meet the other half of the requirement for the stamp.

    The staff member apologized, explaining that this task location was special, because there was only one oil press, so only one family could do the task at a time, the waiting time for the other families would be recorded. However, to ensure fairness in oil yield, they would replace the peanut paste with fresh ones after each family completed the task.

    “Daddy, you’re ahead this time.” Wei Maomao tugged on Wei Chengli’s pant leg.

    “Who would have thought… They didn’t say the next stage could only be done by one family at a time.” Wei Chengli glanced at Cheng Feiying in front of him awkwardly.

    He had been trying to keep some distance, remembering the awkward incident during the bike task earlier, but as a result, Cheng Feiying and Cheng Rongrong had entered the “Oil” task area first.

    “It’s okay, Baby, Daddy will work hard later.” Wei Chengli glanced at the giant mallet. They had just gotten off the bikes and only completed two stages, after tiring his legs, he now had to tire his arms, sigh.

    “Okay.” Wei Maomao looked at Cheng Tingyan and Cheng Rongrong in the middle of the field, who had already received three bags of peanuts and started shelling them, feeling dejected.

    The little chubby dumpling slumped against his leg, warm and soft. Wei Chengli patted her head, looking at the two little girls diligently shelling peanuts, and suddenly had an idea.

    “Baby.” Wei Chengli picked up the little chubby dumpling and took a few steps back, asking in a low voice, “Look, there are a lot of peanuts in one bag. Daddy swinging the mallet to press the oil should be faster than you shelling peanuts. That means, Cheng Fei… um, Uncle Cheng, after he finishes pressing the oil, he’ll help Yan Yan and Rongrong shell peanuts. The oil press will be empty then. At that time, I can ask them to stop timing us and let us start the task. Wouldn’t that be faster than waiting for them to leave before we start?”

    “Mmm!” Wei Maomao nodded vigorously.

    “But here’s the problem. I just thought of a way for you to shell peanuts easily. If you tell Yan Yan now, it will be much easier for her to shell the peanuts. However, the method is very simple, Rongrong will figure it out immediately, then Uncle Cheng’s family will finish shelling the peanuts very quickly. Maybe before Uncle Cheng even finishes pressing the oil, Yan Yan and Rongrong will have finished shelling the peanuts. When the oil press is empty, they might just leave together… then we won’t be able to save any time.” Wei Chengli bounced the little soft dumpling in his arms, chuckled, and whispered like a devil, “So, Baby, do you want to tell Yan Yan, or do you want to keep it a secret, so we can catch up to them quickly and continue doing tasks together?”

    “Daddy…” Wei Maomao tugged at Wei Chengli’s smirking face, urging him like he was an idiot. “Tell me!”

    “Hey, hey, hey, talk nicely, don’t pull my face, okay? Although your daddy doesn’t rely on his looks for a living, I still have to show my face to your mother when I go back.” Wei Chengli grabbed her little paw and pulled it away. “Okay, okay, it’s very simple, you little babies don’t have much strength, the most troublesome and time-consuming part is cracking open the peanut shells, right? So I’ll take the mallet and hit the bag a few times, the shells inside will all be crushed, hit it a few more times, maybe most of the peanuts will even fall out with a good shake, then you just need to pick out the rest, it’ll be much faster. It doesn’t matter if they’re crushed, no one said the shelled peanuts have to be whole, right?”

    Wei Maomao was speechless. The method wasn’t difficult, it was just not something she would have thought of, because it was a bit…

    But the program team even allowed using furniture from an abandoned house as “firewood”, crushing a few peanuts shouldn’t be a big deal, right? After all, they could still eat them even if they were crushed.

    “Put me down.” Wei Maomao wriggled.

    However, Wei Chengli held the little chubby dumpling firmly and smiled. “Hey, have you thought about it? If you tell Yan Yan now, they’ll finish the task and leave. We’ll have to work hard to catch up.”

    “Daddy.” Wei Maomao wriggled again, cupping Wei Chengli’s face with her hands. “Put me down quickly, my hands hurt from shelling peanuts!”

    Wei Chengli put the little chubby dumpling down.

    Watching her roll away, Wei Chengli clicked his tongue twice.

    Although he had expected this outcome, still… Hmph!

    This little rascal, when she said she wanted to protect Yan Yan at the “Food” stage, she wasn’t just saying it… She really prioritized protecting her, playing together came second. At such a young age, she was quite determined. Wei Chengli watched as the little chubby dumpling, after finishing her explanation at the peanut shelling area, ran to the oil pressing area, bustling around like a little hamster. He couldn’t help but feel both amused and exasperated.

    The little trick Wei Chengli had shared for shelling peanuts was quite effective. After being hit by the mallet, the peanuts could be easily rubbed to release the kernels, it was indeed fast and effortless.

    However, there was one thing Wei Chengli had overlooked.

    It wasn’t until Cheng Feiying finished pounding the three bags of peanuts with the mallet, looked over, and gave him a strained smile, that Wei Chengli realized… Ah, he seemed to have increased the workload for someone who was already exhausted, adding insult to injury.

    This point was further confirmed by Cheng Feiying’s increasingly slow movements as he resumed pressing the oil.

    Wei Chengli, watching him, felt a bit awkward and quickly averted his gaze. He then saw his own little chubby dumpling squatting next to Cheng Tingyan, watching Cheng Feiying press the oil with great interest. Wei Chengli thought that if those three bags weren’t raw peanuts, the little stinky dumpling would probably be snacking while watching the show.

    Honestly, the happy smile on her chubby face was so obvious that Wei Chengli suspected that when he told her the trick for shelling peanuts, she had already anticipated that someone would suffer as a result.

    Cheng Feiying truly felt exhausted, his arms were so heavy he could barely lift them.

    This entire day, from pushing the mill in the morning to riding the bike, moving water jars, and pounding with the mallet in the afternoon… all these physically demanding tasks. Was he here to raise a child or to be a laborer…

    The most annoying thing was that Wei Chengli and Wei Maomao insisted on doing tasks alongside them. If no one was following them, he might have given up when he couldn’t keep up anymore, just completing the basic requirements and not bothering with the stamp. And that Wang Qingchuan too… Why was he chasing them so closely?

    Admitting defeat in front of so many people, Cheng Feiying felt… he really couldn’t do it.

    Between pride and reality, he had to choose one, Cheng Feiying chose to continue mechanically swinging the mallet. Damn it, he had even wasted almost ten strikes on those peanut bags, it was all because of that Wei Chengli with his stupid ideas and that Wei Maomao who couldn’t stop spreading the word! It was their own task, what did it have to do with them, why were they meddling! Shelling peanuts was so easy for children, why did he have to help with the pounding!

    Cheng Feiying’s resentment, by some strange twist of fate, became his last bit of strength, finally allowing him to press enough oil to fill the bottle.

    When he turned around, he realized that the three bags of peanuts had already been shelled by his two daughters, they had completed the task.

    So… the children could have just slowly shelled them themselves.

    Cheng Feiying smiled, praising his two daughters, thanking Wei Chengli, the gloom hidden in his eyes only noticed by Cheng Rongrong.

    Separation came once again, Wei Maomao reluctantly held Cheng Tingyan’s hand, then let go.

    So, doing tasks with her dad was really inconvenient. Wei Maomao rubbed the peanut shells vigorously, glancing at Wei Chengli, who was diligently pounding the wedge in the distance. If she was alone, she could choose to only do the basic task or even forfeit the task, and she would have caught up. With one more person, there was one more responsibility. Wei Maomao couldn’t ignore someone else’s hard work, she could only speed up her own efforts.

    Wei Chengli was indeed working hard. By the time he finished pressing a bottle of oil, Wei Maomao had only shelled a little over half of the two bags of peanuts…

    With Wei Chengli’s help, they quickly finished shelling the remaining peanuts. When they left, Wang Qingchuan had only pressed half a bottle of oil.

    “Walk slowly!” Wang Qingchuan called out, waving farewell as he swung the mallet.

    Copying homework was something that, once started, was hard to stop.

    Slow, they wouldn’t be slow. On the contrary, because they were walking too fast, Wei Maomao almost bumped into someone at the corner of the alley.

    “Maomao!” Wen Jiangyue reacted even faster than Wei Chengli, grabbing the little chubby girl who was about to be bounced off her father’s leg.

    “I’m sorry, Uncle Wen…” Wei Maomao clutched her head and apologized.

    “It’s okay, it’s okay, are you alright?” Wen Qiming, bravely resisting the urge to rub his aching leg, forced a smile.

    Since they had bumped into each other, it was fate, Wen Qiming took the opportunity to suggest sharing information about the tasks they had completed.

    Coincidentally, the Wei family hadn’t done “Salt” and “Clothing” yet, while the Wen family had already finished them.

    The “Salt” task was quite simple.

    Although it was called “Salt”, it was actually about making salt-baked quail eggs.

    The baby was responsible for stir-frying two bags of salt in a small children’s pot, while the dad was responsible for brushing fifty quail eggs… brushing their shells white.

    Then they would layer the salt and the brushed quail eggs in a pot provided by the program team, repeating the process until it was full.

    “The children just need to slowly heat the salt in the pot, one batch at a time, for safety, fry a small amount each time, after all, we need many layers, one pot per layer is fine. As for brushing the quail eggs…” Wen Qiming glanced at Wei Chengli and smiled. “Find some vinegar in the kitchen, soak them in vinegar water, you can brush them quickly. Oh, and soak more than fifty eggs, some might break during the brushing process.”

    Wei Chengli cupped his hands, the kitchen newbie was taking notes.

    “The sister watching the pots said they’ll give us the baked quail eggs tonight.” Wen Jiangyue added, then rubbed her arms and said, “‘Salt’ was easy to complete, ‘Clothing’ was scary, I almost couldn’t do it.”

    “Hahaha, it wasn’t that bad.” Wen Qiming chuckled. “At least the dad’s part was easy, just picking two kilograms of mulberry leaves. The children have to carry the silkworms by hand to eat the mulberry leaves their dads picked. Actually, the silkworms are white and chubby, quite cute, not scary.”

    Wei Maomao’s expression changed instantly. She grabbed Wei Chengli’s pant leg and said seriously, “Daddy, quickly finish talking about the tasks we’ve done, hurry!”

    Wei Chengli was confused, but he still started talking about the tasks they had done, the ones the Wen family hadn’t done yet.

    “Maomao, what’s wrong? Are you also afraid of silkworms?” Wen Jiangyue asked softly, then added, “We saw Yan Yan and Rongrong earlier, they also seemed a bit scared after hearing about it.”

    “I’m not…” Wei Maomao stopped mid-sentence and asked, “Did your dad also teach Uncle Cheng how to brush the quail eggs?”

    Wen Jiangyue nodded.

    Wei Maomao shook Wei Chengli’s pant leg vigorously. “Daddy! Talk faster!”

    “Falling, falling!” Wei Chengli, one hand saving his pants, the other scooping up the little rascal, naturally sped up his explanation.

    Soon, under Wei Maomao’s urging and Wei Chengli’s efforts, the two families parted ways at the intersection.

    Wei Chengli, being dragged by the little rascal by his collar, quickened his pace while trying to figure out how to appease the suddenly impatient little dumpling. “We’re almost there, almost there, we’re walking very fast, any faster and we’ll be flying, why are you suddenly in such a hurry?”

    Wei Chengli, who had missed some of the conversations while squatting at the “Firewood” location for too long, didn’t know why the little chubby dumpling was suddenly agitated, but the viewers in the live broadcast room, who had been watching the live stream, knew exactly why.

    “Yan Yan said she’s afraid of bugs earlier, no matter how white and chubby they are, silkworms are still bugs…”

    “Tsk, CEO Mao must think it’s too difficult for Yan Yan to handle bugs with her bare hands, so she wants to catch up.”

    “But even if she catches up, it’s useless, it’s a family task, catching silkworms is still the baby’s task, which means unless Cheng Rongrong helps her, Yan Yan will have to do it herself.”

    “She doesn’t necessarily have to do it herself… The program team said at the beginning that tasks can be forfeited.”

    “Right… At the ‘Food’ stage, after being force-fed houttuynia cordata, soybean juice, and fertilized duck eggs, Wen Xiang snapped and forfeited…”

    “Hahaha, the program team was truly evil, placing those terrifying things on the outermost ring of the table. Dongdong, with one hand holding the pig, could only avoid those bugs with his utmost filial piety.”

    “Indeed, houttuynia cordata, soybean juice, and fertilized duck eggs, if you don’t look and smell carefully, they actually look quite ordinary… Poor Wen Xiang, hahaha, after finally reconciling with his son, he was so ‘filially-pied’ twice that he didn’t even dare to get angry, it wasn’t until he took a bite of the hairy fertilized duck egg that he finally snapped.”

    “Wen Xiang forfeited because he couldn’t take it anymore, Wen Dongyu only loves his pig, he doesn’t care about collecting all the stamps. But I don’t think Cheng Feiying will let Yan Yan forfeit.”

    “Right, I also think Cheng Feiying won’t give up on the task. Didn’t you guys see that when Cheng Feiying and Wen Qiming met earlier, after chatting for a bit, Cheng Feiying realized the tasks were done in sequence and compared their progress with Wen Qiming? I guess he discovered that they had caught up to the Wang family and were actually quite fast. Then he quickly took his children to ‘Salt,’ he’s brushing quail eggs with the speed of a machine.”

    “Actually, it’s understandable, Cheng Feiying almost worked himself to death for this relay race, now that the grand prize is within reach, he has to work hard.”

    “Cheng Feiying is actually being a bit inconsiderate, working hard is fine, but why not share some tips with Wen Qiming? He got the secret to brushing quail eggs and ran off. He’s not even as good as CEO Mao, who was anxious but still insisted on waiting for Director Wei to finish explaining before leaving.”

    “I did the math, Director Wei has two tasks left, Cheng Feiying has three, they’re the fastest two. In other words, if Cheng Feiying shakes off Director Wei, he actually has a chance to win first place.”

    “How can he win first place… Yan Yan is afraid of bugs.”

    “I guess in Cheng Feiying’s eyes, that’s just Yan Yan’s problem…”

    “Honestly, they’ve already come this far, I think Director Wei might actually forfeit the ‘Clothing’ task for Maomao, but Cheng Feiying, tsk tsk, hard to say, hard to say.”

    “CEO Mao, come on, even if you can’t complete the task for Yan Yan, catching up can at least prevent Cheng Feiying from forcing Yan Yan to continue!”

    “Wow, is Cheng Feiying brushing eggs that fast? He’s already finished? Shouldn’t he consider getting a job at an egg factory?”

    “Damn it, he’s starting to complain about the children being too slow at stir-frying salt…”

    “Although it’s a baby pot, safety should still be a priority. Okay, now I think he’ll personally put the silkworms into Yan Yan’s hands…”

    “Director Wei, hurry up, run to the end of that alley, then turn left! Run!”

    “Wow, watching a parent-child relay race, I’m getting the tension of a police chase, I’m so nervous.”

    “I’m so tense, two eyes aren’t enough… I don’t even know if I should keep watching ‘Tutu Adventures’ or ‘Director Wei’s Pursuit.’”

    “Hahaha, the person above, you should watch Director Wei’s pursuit first, that cartoon, I also searched for it, it’s so bizarre, I can’t believe Director Wei has such taste, I don’t think ‘Tutu’ is actually written as ‘Earthen Rabbit’!”

    Wei Chengli tried his best to catch up, but in the end, he was still a bit short.

    “Baby…” Wei Chengli looked at the empty courtyard and several pots filled with salt-baked quail eggs, trying to comfort the little chubby dumpling who was stiffening again in his arms.

    “Daddy, hurry!” Wei Maomao wriggled down.

    This time, the little chubby dumpling didn’t even bother being soft and immediately threw herself into the salt stir-frying task.

    Wei Chengli didn’t dare to waste time either. As he passed by the kitchen, he cleverly followed the smell and found two basins under the table… both basins contained over a dozen quail eggs soaking in vinegar water. These should be the extras that Wen Qiming mentioned, the ones left over after soaking more than needed. Tsk, they should have soaked even more!

    He secretly took them back, quickly brushed them a couple of times, rinsed them with water… Perfect, white and shiny!

    By the time Wei Chengli finished brushing the almost thirty stolen eggs, the ones he had soaked himself were also ready, saving him a lot of time!

    Wei Chengli, immersed in brushing eggs, finally looked up proudly, then he saw…

    “Maomao! Why are you frying two pots at once! That’s very dangerous!” Wei Chengli stood up.

    “Daddy is brushing eggs. I’m not in danger!” Wei Maomao, standing between the two baby pots, didn’t even lift her head, stir-frying with her left hand, then her right, looking very serious and skilled.

    Wei Chengli: “… “ What was going on, why did she look like a seasoned chef, even more professional than him when he cooked?

    With the three-year-old baby working so hard, how could he be complacent? Wei Chengli swallowed his words of self-praise and focused on brushing eggs.

    It had to be said, teamwork made the dream work. They quickly finished the “Salt” task.

    The “Clothing” task location was outside the village. Even with the map, it was hard to navigate the roads outside the village. While Wei Chengli was still trying to figure out the map, the little chubby dumpling had already used her cuteness to capture a wild villager for directions.

    According to Wen Qiming, the “Clothing” task required the dad to pick two kilograms of mulberry leaves from the field, then the baby had to choose ten leaves as feed, carry the silkworms from the basket, and place them on the leaves, transporting a total of twenty silkworms to complete the baby’s task. Afterwards, the baby could continue transporting silkworms, the stamp task would be completed when ten mulberry leaves were eaten (with less than 2 grams remaining).

    The task location was in a mulberry grove, not only far, but also difficult to find. Thankfully, they had a villager guiding them, so they didn’t take any wrong turns.

    When Wei Chengli arrived at the location marked with the “Clothing” sign, carrying the little dumpling, he saw a dad and two little ones already at the pavilion not far away.

    Wei Maomao, eager to see if there were any mulberry leaves in the basket Cheng Feiying was carrying on his back, pressed her hands on Wei Chengli’s shoulders, struggling to climb higher.

    “Stinky baby! If you step on my face, I’ll lie down right here, believe it or not!” Wei Chengli gritted his teeth as he carried the little monkey who was using him as a climbing frame towards the pavilion.

  • Back to Three Years Old: Crushing Scumbags on a Parenting Reality Show 48p1

    Chapter 48 p1

    “Yan Yan, who are you moving with?” Wei Maomao asked, feigning innocent curiosity, following Cheng Tingyan’s words.

    Beneath her casual tone, her chubby hands, clasped behind her back, were clenching tighter and tighter with nervousness.

    Cheng Tingyan regretted her slip of the tongue, but looking at the adorable little chubby bunny tilting her head and asking, she couldn’t bring herself to lie.

    The dilemma was so obvious, Wei Maomao saw it in her eyes, felt it in her clenched fists, the torment only fueled her determination.

    Wei Maomao felt she was truly being mean. She didn’t dare to directly bring up Cheng Tingyan’s mother, didn’t dare to gamble on Cheng Tingyan’s reaction if she was the one to initiate the topic. She was afraid that Cheng Tingyan was too accustomed to the Cheng family’s unspoken rule of silence, that her reaction would be too strong, which would be detrimental to their current progress. Of course, she was even more afraid of testing their still fragile relationship.

    She could only probe, could only endure, could only wait until Cheng Tingyan broke free a little, willingly mentioning her mother. Wei Maomao told herself this, but couldn’t help but feel guilty, all the pressure concentrated on her fingertips digging into her palms.

    However, it seemed that Wei Maomao’s judgment of their relationship’s stability wasn’t entirely accurate.

    Cheng Tingyan didn’t stay silent for long. She covered the microphone clipped to her collar and whispered, “I moved, with Mom.”

    At that moment, Wei Maomao was stunned by Cheng Tingyan’s adorable yet futile attempt at secrecy, and so were the viewers in the live broadcast room.

    “Hahaha, Yan Yan, really, you have two hands, why not cover Maomao’s microphone too!”

    “Didn’t the staff tell our precious baby that covering the microphone like that is useless? Hahaha, so cute!”

    “Children’s intelligence really fluctuates, Yan Yan discovered the secret that Wang Qingchuan, after being here for so long, still hasn’t figured out. Before I could even type my praise, she started being funny, hahaha!”

    “Cute! But I can’t laugh… The ‘Mom’ Yan Yan is referring to here is her biological mother, right? Why is she being so secretive? Even in a blended family, you can’t forbid mentioning your biological mother, right?”

    “It must be her biological mother, it can’t be Cheng Rongrong’s mother. Didn’t that someone post a video of their home online yesterday? So many of those furniture pieces cost five figures, how could they possibly be repainted and reused after getting old?”

    “So is Yan Yan’s biological mother struggling financially? That’s why Yan Yan is embarrassed to mention her and covered the microphone?”

    “Then Cheng Tingyan is a bit snobbish, isn’t she? Stuttering when talking about her financially struggling mother, tsk tsk.”

    “???”

    “What are you ‘tsk tsk’-ing about? Did you even hear what Yan Yan said before she covered the microphone! Even for those broken tables, chairs, and dirty bowls left behind after moving, Yan Yan still felt it was a pity to throw them away and even knew how to refurbish and reuse them, how is she snobbish!”

    “She even knows how to refurbish junk so well, it can’t be because she’s embarrassed about her mother’s financial situation. I guess it’s a blended family, two half-sisters on a show, so maybe the family told her not to mention such sensitive topics on the show. Understandable.”

    “I checked old news, Cheng Tingyan’s mother should be Cheng Feiying’s assistant back then, right? I looked at the cast lists of Cheng Feiying’s works from those years, he was only playing fourth or fifth male leads then. The exact timeline is unclear, but judging from the children’s ages, he probably got divorced when he was at the peak of his career. Tsk tsk tsk, isn’t this considered abandoning his wife after becoming successful?”

    “You guys clearly haven’t watched the first season of ‘Where’s Baby Going,’ all this was already dug up in the first season. She was indeed his assistant for several years, but they seemed to have ended their marriage amicably. When those controversies about ‘abandoning his wife’ and ‘seamless transition’ emerged in the first season, Yan Yan’s mother was interviewed over the phone in a behind-the-scenes segment, saying that after getting married, they realized they were more compatible in their careers and not really suited for a family relationship, so they separated amicably.”

    “So that’s how it is, as expected, blended families are full of drama, we almost made a wrong judgment again.”

    “You believe those interviews in the behind-the-scenes segments? He already brought his child to the show, she couldn’t possibly call him a scumbag over the phone… It’s hard to say what the truth is. And ‘compatible in their careers’? They didn’t continue working together, did they?”

    “Let me be honest, I watched the first season, and I saw that behind-the-scenes segment. I believed it at the time because I felt that in the first season, Cheng Feiying was really good to Yan Yan, and Yan Yan was always smiling with him, their father-daughter relationship seemed very good, it gave people the impression of parents separating rationally but still giving their child enough love. But after watching this season, I want to say… Bullshit! Two years ago, I was a fool for believing that!”

    “Hahaha, oh my god, the person above doesn’t have to be so angry that they even curse themselves… Speaking of, didn’t they invite the mothers in the second season? We shouldn’t fall behind this season, let’s urge the program team to invite them too!”

    “It’s unlikely they’ll invite the mothers this season, with two mothers for the Cheng family… That would be too dramatic to broadcast. And it would be too cruel to Shen Zilin…”

    “Right, CEO Shen would never agree to that segment.”

    “What a pity, it seems we can only see them in the behind-the-scenes segments!”

    Unlike the audience in the live broadcast room, who were digging up old news and gossiping, Wei Maomao, after hearing Cheng Tingyan’s soft “I moved, with Mom,” didn’t have a chance to probe further before the topic was abruptly steered back to finding firewood by Cheng Tingyan.

    Looking at Cheng Tingyan, who was talking about “firewood” with a nervous yet determined expression, Wei Maomao knew that this was enough for now.

    Forget it, whether it was covering her ears while stealing a bell or whispering softly, just uttering the word “Mom” was already a huge step forward.

    Don’t be greedy, don’t be greedy, Wei Maomao rubbed her chubby paws, after all, Rome wasn’t built in a day.

    “We have to wait for Wang Zhizhi and his dad to leave before my dad can come in.” Wei Maomao joined the conversation.

    The little chubby bunny wasn’t pressing her anymore…

    Cheng Tingyan breathed a small sigh of relief, glancing at the house Cheng Rongrong had entered earlier and whispering, “Wang Zhizhi and his dad are also searching in the storage area. Should we tell Wang Zhizhi first, let them leave, then our two families can go in together?”

    “Mmm…” Wei Maomao nodded halfway, then suddenly shook her head. “No. I’ve seen everyone’s maps, we’re all following the numbers, if Wang Zhizhi and his dad leave first, we’ll be separated again at the next location.”

    “Following the numbers? We’re at ‘1’ now, the next location is ‘2’ for everyone, right?” Cheng Tingyan hadn’t seen the maps, so she asked for confirmation.

    Wei Maomao nodded. “You, me, and Wang Zhizhi, three of us, going to ‘2’ together, one of us will be left behind.”

    “We have to be together.” Cheng Tingyan gently patted the little chubby bunny’s soft head.

    “Mmm!” Wei Maomao nodded vigorously, pointing at the door. “The staff brother won’t let me wander around, Yan Yan, can you call Wang Zhizhi out for me?”

    “Can’t we just tell him directly?” The six-year-old Cheng Tingyan couldn’t understand.

    “Just call him for me, Yan Yan.” Wei Maomao tugged at Cheng Tingyan’s skirt.

    No one could resist the three-year-old little chubby bunny’s sweet, childish plea, especially not Cheng Tingyan.

    Within seconds, a dirty Wang Zhizhi came out, following Cheng Tingyan.

    Wei Maomao moved closer to the wall, it seemed it was really dirty inside…

    “Were you waiting long? We’re not done yet, but I’ll be quick.” Wang Zhizhi stood next to Wei Maomao, then suddenly looked around furtively like a thief, changing his position to block Wei Maomao and Cheng Tingyan between himself and the wall.

    “For you. I found them myself.”

    Wang Zhizhi reached into his pockets and extended his hand towards the two girls, mouthing the words without making a sound.

    Wei Maomao looked at the dirty little boy, at the small twigs broken into pieces lying on his grimy palms, and thought about what she was about to say. Ah… she suddenly wanted to bang her head against the wall!

    Seeing the two staring blankly, Wang Zhizhi directly placed the twigs in their hands.

    Firewood… was really hard to find, he had to crawl on the dirty ground, and he still had to find four kilograms himself… These two were even wearing skirts…

    “I’ll give you more if I find any.” Wang Zhizhi whispered, then sighed deeply.

    Wei Maomao bumped into Cheng Tingyan, groaning, “I’m dead…”

    “Maomao!” Cheng Tingyan, hearing her groan, hurriedly pushed the little dumpling’s face away from her arm, checked her over, and said with certainty, “Maomao, you’re not dead.”

    Wei Maomao: “… “ Not yet, but soon.

    “You’re not dead.” Wang Zhizhi agreed with Cheng Tingyan seriously, then looked at Wei Maomao. “Why did you call me out? If you’re done, I’ll go back and look for firewood.”

    Okay… she was really going to die…

    Wei Maomao wiped her chubby face, thankfully, she had decided to call him out and say it herself instead of asking Yan Yan to relay the message.

    “I can tell you, how to find a lot of firewood quickly…” Wei Maomao said weakly.

    “You’re saying you can find a lot of firewood quickly?” Wang Zhizhi, who had had enough of being ordered to crawl through narrow, dusty spaces, interrupted excitedly.

    “Mmm… Let’s make a deal. I’ll tell you how to find it, can you… um, after I tell you, the three of us will be able to leave this place quickly. The three of us will be together for the next task too, but each location can only accommodate two families, can you let me and Yan Yan be together…” Wei Maomao had initially thought that since the Wang family seemed to be struggling to find enough firewood, this exchange would be mutually beneficial. The Wang family could quickly escape this frustrating task, and she and Yan Yan could continue to stay together. But some children didn’t play by the rules! Wei Maomao, holding the twigs, felt extremely guilty, her face burning, her words stammering.

    “So at the next location, instead of your dad waiting, it’ll be me and my dad?” Wang Zhizhi confirmed. “As long as we agree, you’ll take us out of here?”

    “Ah… Yes… Yes…” That was what Wei Maomao meant, but when Wang Zhizhi repeated it, it didn’t sound like an exchange, but a rescue mission.

    “I agree!” Wang Zhizhi pointed at the room and complained, “There’s so much stuff piled up inside, Dad is too big, he can’t squeeze in, I had to crawl and climb in, it’s all dusty and there are little bugs, ugh… Take me away!”

    Cheng Tingyan, hearing the word “bugs,” couldn’t help but shiver, reminding Wang Zhizhi, “Wait, ask your dad first.”

    “Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.” Wang Zhizhi dashed into the room, repeating the word “okay” incessantly.

    “Yan Yan, you shivered just now, are you afraid of bugs?” Wei Maomao seized the opportunity and checked off one item from her list of things to share.

    Cheng Tingyan nodded.

    “The bike task earlier, there were so many fried bugs, but don’t worry, you don’t have to eat them, they’re for Daddy. If you don’t look, you won’t be scared, you can stay away from the table, just ask the staff brother to get them for you.” Wei Maomao held Cheng Tingyan’s hand and said softly.

    Just then, a thud came from the room where Wang Zhizhi had gone in, and within two seconds, Wang Qingchuan emerged.

    “Maomao? You said you know where the firewood is!” Wang Qingchuan approached, dusting off his hands after moving a water jar.

    “Uncle Wang, promise me? At the next location, Yan Yan and I will be together!” Facing Wang Qingchuan, Wei Maomao was much more confident in making the deal.

    “Alright, alright, no problem, I’ve had enough of this place, I was about to start digging.” Wang Qingchuan agreed readily, then paused. “What if the next location is, uh, ‘Rice’? And there’s already someone there? Then our family will go in first, and you and Yan Yan will wait?”

    Wei Maomao and Cheng Tingyan both nodded in unison.

    Just then, Cheng Feiying also came out from behind.

    “Then tell me quietly, otherwise, Yan Yan’s family will run off and join another family for the task.” Wang Qingchuan squatted down, his ear close to Wei Maomao.

    Wei Maomao: “… “