Chapter 97
The lunch arrived quickly, following the babies. The dads hadn’t even had a chance to talk to their children about the morning’s tasks when rice bowls and soup were placed on the tables. Oh, and in front of Wei Chengli, who was specially arranged to sit at the largest table in the center, it wasn’t rice bowls, but a full spread of five dishes and one soup, along with drinks and dessert.
Compared to the large rice bowls on the tables of the two families next to them, the food on the Wei family’s table was luxurious and extravagant.
Without even asking, they all knew that Wei Maomao had taken first place in the babies’ morning task.
But… pride, joy, excitement, these positive emotions didn’t last for more than three seconds in Wei Chengli’s heart before they were chased away by the group of neatly dressed people… oh, children, walking towards him from the courtyard gate.
One, two, three, four, five… Wei Chengli roughly estimated that there were at least twenty children, who looked around five, six, or seven years old, marching towards him. The girls were wearing white shirts and black pleated skirts, the boys were wearing white shirts and black trousers, their faces were powdered white, and their cheeks were blushed… It looked like standard stage makeup.
So the question was, where was the stage?
Wei Chengli had a guess, but he hoped he was wrong.
Wait…
Wei Chengli turned to look at his side, where was his baby?
She was just here, he was only momentarily stunned by the children walking towards him, and his baby was gone?
Although the courtyard was full of people, and there were cameramen following the little chubby dumpling, Wei Chengli was still worried, he stood up and looked around.
Oh, there she was…
Wei Chengli’s gaze locked onto the little chubby dumpling, who was talking to the staff behind the children, and… what was that large bundle wrapped in cloth in her hands?
Right… What did the staff call this meal when they served it earlier?
Wei Chengli looked down at the braised fish, sweet and sour pork, and roasted chicken wings on his table… [Surprise Deluxe Lunch]? He had thought the “surprise” and “deluxe” were referring to the comparison with the other families’ rice bowls, now it seemed, could it be that “surprise” and “deluxe” were two separate things?
It… seemed so…
The children, marching in formation, finally stopped two meters away from the Wei family’s table.
“Director Wei! Sit down, sit down.” The host waved at Wei Chengli from afar.
Wei Chengli: “… “ He sat down.
Ah, after sitting down, facing a group of children up close, it was also quite intimidating.
“New parents, new babies, good afternoon. This morning, our new parents worked hard for over two hours, without taking a single break, and finally, with their effort and sweat, earned today’s lunch for their new babies at home. Let’s give them a round of applause!” The host said, leading the applause. After the applause subsided, he pointed at the children standing in front of the Wei family’s table. “Among the new parents, our Parent Maomao, with her nimble hands and unwavering determination, successfully redeemed our top-tier [Surprise Deluxe Lunch]! Now, let’s welcome the children’s choir from the Shihua Town Central Kindergarten, to bring our new baby, Wei Chengli, the… surprise… in the [Surprise Deluxe Lunch]!”
Wei Chengli: “… “ As expected.
As soon as the host finished speaking, Wei Chengli heard applause erupting from the tables next to him.
Being serenaded by children, Wei Chengli was surprised, and… happy, but mostly, he was at a loss.
Ah, at a time like this, he really wanted to pick up the little chubby dumpling, the chubby flesh he had nurtured, what other use was there for it if not to shield him now!
Sadly, Wei Maomao was still behind the children, showing no signs of returning.
The music started, and the children opened their mouths, singing their hearts out.
“Sending you a little heart, sending you a flower, you’ve brought so much joy into my life, you’re my angel, guiding me along the way, no matter how time changes, my love for you will always be sung, listen to me say thank you, because of you, the four seasons are warm…”
As the childish singing filled the air, the children… started dancing, waving their hands.
Ah, ah, ah, it was that song, “Listen to Me Say Thank You.”
Over twenty children, staring at Wei Chengli with sincerity and enthusiasm, singing such a heartwarming song for him, dancing as if pouring out their hearts.
Wei Chengli’s hand secretly gripped the table, he couldn’t handle it.
The children sang well, danced well, Wei Chengli tried to look like he was enjoying it, controlling his urge to run away.
Wei Chengli tried to accept the surprise, and tried to “enjoy” the surprise, but the viewers in the live broadcast room still noticed his… little movements.
“The cameraman just showed Director Wei’s perspective, hahaha, oh my god, it turns out watching the children sing this from his perspective is so awkward, so incredibly awkward.”
“Hahaha, this song, truly, it’s fine watching children sing it on stage on TV. But from the live perspective, hahaha, being thanked and confessed to by a group of strange children up close, wouldn’t Director Wei even rub his arms? I’m getting goosebumps just watching, is Director Wei okay?”
“Director Wei doesn’t have hands to rub his arms, he’s secretly gripping the table, hahaha, one child is fine, but a group of children singing with reverb, he can’t handle it, he can’t handle it.”
“I’m dying of laughter, Director Wei doesn’t have feet to rub his arms either, his feet are curled up tightly inside his sandals, hahaha, he’s going to wear holes in them. I can feel his awkwardness through the screen, hahaha, but his expression management is impressive, he’s maintaining a gentle and kind smile.”
“Have you seen CEO Mao’s camera? I’m laughing my head off, like father, like daughter, same feet-curling-in-sandals action, CEO Mao’s chubby feet are enduring so much, hahahahaha.”
“The program team is truly evil, is this a surprise? Hahaha, it’s more like a fright.”
“I want to know what CEO Mao is holding in her hands? Such a large bundle, covered in cloth…”
“It must be flowers! After such a heartwarming song, then having his own daughter present flowers for the ending, wouldn’t that be the ultimate tearjerker~~~”
“Hahaha, Director Wei: ‘More like a death sentence!’”
“CEO Shen and Wen Qiming are asking Shen Zilin and Wen Jiangyue about the [Surprise Deluxe Lunch], hahaha, seeing their relieved expressions after asking, they’re practically praising their children for working slowly.”
“This five-dishes-and-one-soup meal isn’t easy to earn, hahaha, I wonder if CEO Mao regrets it now.”
…
“Thank you, thank you for being there, passing on happiness… Thank you, thank you for being there, making the world more beautiful…”
As the children finished singing the last line, a staff member quickly bent down next to Wei Maomao, removed the cloth covering the bouquet in her arms, then gently pushed her back, whispering, “It’s your turn.”
Wei Maomao: “… “
Truly… Help…
Having these children sing and dance this gratitude song for Wei Chengli was already surprising enough. Why did they also have to arrange this flower-presenting segment for her! This whole sequence, it was like she was the one singing that song to Wei Chengli… It was so embarrassing that she could dig two villas with her toes on the spot.
The children in front of Wei Maomao, after finishing the last line, moved to the sides, clearing a wide path.
At one end of the path was Wei Maomao, holding the flowers, at the other end was Wei Chengli, sitting at the table.
The father and daughter, both with the same numb expression.
For… tonight’s conversation…
Wei Maomao looked down at the bouquet in her hands and took a deep breath.
It was just a short distance, Wei Maomao wanted to run over and end this torment quickly, but her legs felt heavy, she had to walk step by step, slowly and steadily, to Wei Chengli.
Wei Maomao: “… “ She handed the flowers silently, was he touched?
Wei Chengli: “… “ He took the flowers silently, not daring to move.
In the monitoring room, Qin Sichao had been laughing non-stop since he saw the children’s choir enter the courtyard. The live broadcast was entertaining, and even more so when paired with the comments. During the flower-presenting segment, Qin Sichao was even laughing so hard that he had to look for tissues to wipe his tears.
“Who came up with this brilliant surprise segment?” Qin Sichao asked, taking the tissue Shi Dingshan handed him, still chuckling.
“Zeng Huanian.” Shi Dingshan, although not as exaggerated as Qin Sichao, also had a gentle smile on his face.
Qin Sichao dabbed at the corners of his eyes with the tissue and chuckled. “Hahaha, your two assistant directors, one is always trying to create competition and conflict, the other wants to force them to love each other, what a contrast.”
“Xiao Zeng prefers the style of the second season, Xiao Jin… He’s more creative, always wanting to add something new.” Shi Dingshan took a sip of his water. “They both have their own merits.”
Merits? Not really…
Zeng Huanian, squatting among the staff, watched as his highly anticipated flower-presenting segment ended in silence, feeling disappointed and regretful.
Not touched? Shouldn’t he hug her tightly and lift her up?
Director Wei! You’re such a disappointment, sob!
After the flower presentation, the children who performed left amidst applause and praise, Wei Chengli and Wei Maomao finally breathed a sigh of relief.
But their sighs were a bit too loud, they both heard each other.
Wei Chengli chuckled, ruffling the little chubby dumpling’s soft hair. “What was your task this morning? Was it hard?”
“Braided ropes, it was okay.” Wei Maomao answered concisely, pushing the chopstick rest towards Wei Chengli. “Eat.”
“This [Surprise Deluxe Lunch], only our family has it, you must have worked hard, don’t be modest.” Wei Chengli didn’t pick up his chopsticks, he first poured half a glass of watermelon juice for the little chubby dumpling. “Are you hot? Drink some watermelon juice. Speaking of which…”
“Mmm?” Wei Maomao looked at Wei Chengli, who seemed to have something to say.
Wei Chengli lowered his head, his face moving closer to the little chubby dumpling’s. “Our baby worked so hard to get this delicious meal for Dad, do you love Dad very much~~~”
Wei Maomao: “… “
Mmm, although she needed to ask him for a favor tonight, but… this chubby paw had a mind of its own now.
Wei Chengli’s smug face was pushed aside by a warm chubby paw, he could only comfort himself with food, the little chubby dumpling loved him! She was just shy! She loved him, her dad, the most, sob!
The other families who received the [Abundant Lunch] also, without exception, received extra food from their loving babies.
Although they didn’t have the [Surprise Deluxe Lunch], their clever babies actually took advantage of the program team, they ate until they were full before coming back. The two-meat-one-vegetable rice bowls were instantly upgraded to four-meat-two-vegetable, they weren’t that much different from the Wei family’s [Surprise Deluxe Lunch].
Oh, no, to be precise, they were still missing the awkwardness.
While the other dads had four meat dishes and two vegetable dishes, Cheng Feiying alone had six meat dishes and three vegetable dishes. Although he couldn’t finish it all, looking at the abundance in front of him, Cheng Feiying, who had been sweating profusely from the morning’s task, finally looked a bit better.
After finishing two bowls of warm seaweed and egg drop soup, Cheng Feiying felt a bit more comfortable, he looked at his two daughters and asked, “Which one of you chose mental activities this morning, and which one chose physical activities?”
Cheng Rongrong, holding her breath, glanced at the sweat still dripping from Cheng Feiying’s forehead and quickly answered, “I chose mental activities, Older sister chose physical activities!”
Cheng Feiying looked at Cheng Tingyan, who nodded.
“Older sister, don’t choose physical activities for Dad next time, it’s too hot in the summer.” Cheng Rongrong, habitually, added insult to injury.
Cheng Tingyan pursed her lips and didn’t answer.
But Cheng Feiying picked up where Cheng Rongrong left off. “Next time, if there’s a choice between mental and physical activities, both of you choose physical activities.”
Cheng Rongrong looked at Cheng Feiying in shock, wasn’t his strange temper from yesterday already cured by Mom’s note last night? He was fine this morning, what was he doing now?
Cheng Feiying wasn’t acting up, nor was he deliberately opposing Cheng Rongrong.
It was just… The motion-sensing game was too difficult! He couldn’t find some of the monsters, he had to keep running around to solve puzzles, he almost died trying to clear the level, in the end, it was Shen Jianghe’s hints that allowed him to barely finish before lunch.
When he was stuck halfway through the game, he had asked the staff, for the purely mental activity, it was clearing a puzzle game on a tablet, then what was the purely physical activity?
The staff said it was completing one hundred jump ropes, one hundred sit-ups, one hundred push-ups, one hundred high knees, and one hundred frog jumps.
It wasn’t a small number, but compared to Cheng Feiying’s jumping around while playing the game, it was truly not much.
Although Cheng Feiying wouldn’t admit it, the puzzle game was a bit too challenging for him. And most importantly, he didn’t want his two daughters making different choices again, this kind of combined task was truly a nightmare.
Cheng Feiying, planning for future tasks, refuted Cheng Rongrong’s words. He didn’t think there was anything wrong with it, what, a three-and-a-half-year-old child, did he have to listen to her every word?
But Cheng Rongrong felt aggrieved. The peak of Cheng Feiying’s career was just this variety show, after this show, his only use to her was to be a good dad and be used by her to attack Cheng Tingyan. But look, now, which one of these two things had he done? Annoying!
Cheng Feiying, starving after exercising for so long, ate his six meat dishes and three vegetable dishes with a sense of entitlement, completely oblivious to his younger daughter’s inner complaints.
The other dads…
Although Wen Dongyu didn’t say it, Wen Xiang heard Shen Zilin’s voice from the next table, this kind of rice bowl, it was the third tier out of the four, only second to the one Wei Maomao redeemed.
Dongdong, he… Wen Xiang looked at the other rice bowl pushed towards him by Wen Dongyu, his heart heavy even before he started eating.
And next to them, Shen Jianghe and Wen Qiming, while eating, listened to their children excitedly recounting their morning work experiences. Hearing that their children worked non-stop on the piecework, only going to the break room to eat at the very end, and even did it to save the lunch dishes and give them extra food… They, who had also done piecework and redeemed based on quantity, couldn’t help but think about the watermelon carrying task the day before yesterday. The two who had only achieved the lowest tier ate silently.
This one meal, the dads tasted a thousand different flavors.
And they didn’t expect that this was just the beginning.
In the afternoon, the babies, under the pretense of participating in tomorrow’s anti-fraud stage play, were taken away by the program team, who said they were arranging for them to learn acting.
But what awaited the babies wasn’t just learning a performance.
They also had to learn… how to be parents like their dads.
Yes, no longer being the kind of parents they wanted to be.
Instead, starting tomorrow, they would have to play the role of parents like their own dads.