Chapter 105
The little chubby menace barging into their house and questioning why he was feeding Cheng Tingyan mushrooms, it had just happened a few days ago, not that long ago, and Cheng Feiying wasn’t that old yet. After hearing her words, he finally realized what was going on.
“Maomao…” Cheng Feiying tried to make his expression more amicable. “Are you implying that I was wrong to feed Cheng… Yan Yan mushrooms last time by using cilantro? Your idea is very creative, but it’s wrong. Think about it, mushrooms are so nutritious, cilantro is just a garnish for flavor, with or without it, the nutritional value of a dish wouldn’t change much. Even if I don’t eat cilantro, my nutrition wouldn’t be unbalanced.”
“Uncle Cheng, I don’t know what ‘implying’ means.” Wei Maomao said, twisting her wrist and stirring the pot of green, then looked at Cheng Feiying seriously. “Uncle Cheng, don’t you know? Cilantro contains more vitamin C and A than most vegetables, it’s very good for blood vessels, heart, kidneys, and eyes, it’s a very, very nutritious vegetable. It can also stimulate appetite and make people eat more, isn’t cilantro amazing! Uncle Cheng, you should eat a big bowl later to nourish yourself, don’t think I’m wrong just because I’m not giving you what you want, it’s all for your own good~~~”
After adding more cilantro to the boiling pot, the smell in the surroundings seemed to have intensified several times. Cheng Feiying, trying to control his urge to gag, felt like he was at his limit. If it weren’t for the live broadcast, he wouldn’t be wasting his breath reasoning with a three-year-old little menace, he would have told her to get out with that pot of cilantro!
But after he explained his reasoning, that little menace could actually counter him with even better reasoning… It was unbelievable.
What vitamin C, vitamin A, what blood vessels… Did she even know what those were? And stimulating appetite… Could a three-year-old little menace even understand those words?
This little menace putting so much cilantro in the pot, it wasn’t an accident, it wasn’t a spur-of-the-moment decision, it was directed at him! But how did she know… Cheng Feiying remembered, that day, Wen Jiangyue had asked all the dads what they didn’t like to eat… He really wanted to go back in time and cover his own mouth!
“No one eats a big bowl of cilantro for breakfast… I don’t need to nourish myself. Yan Yan is still growing, she’s the one who needs balanced nutrition. I’m an adult, I have enough nutrition!” Cheng Feiying quickly refused, then immediately changed the subject. “You two are here, Yan Yan, where’s your sister?”
“She went out, she said she’ll be back later.” Cheng Tingyan answered concisely.
“Where did she go? Such a small child, running around so early in the morning, doesn’t she know her dad would be worried?” Cheng Feiying said, hinting at something, then looked at Wei Maomao. Just as he was about to politely ask her to leave, he saw that little menace suddenly smile at him sweetly.
Cute, but definitely up to no good!
“Mao…” Cheng Feiying quickly said.
“Uncle Cheng, your new baby doesn’t know what’s good or bad, we, as new parents, have to help you decide, we’ve decided on today’s breakfast, it’ll be ready soon!” Wei Maomao said quickly, her words flowing without any pauses, she waved at the group of staff. “It’s done! Turn off the fire!”
Cheng Feiying, bombarded by familiar phrases, looked at the staff member who was walking towards them, he was furious.
Just now, when he asked them to empty the pot, they pretended to be deaf. But as soon as this little menace called, they came running. What? Now that he was a baby, he had no human rights?
“Uncle Cheng, Yan Yan has been eating mushrooms for a long time, she’s your role model, you should also be her role model.” Wei Maomao said, climbing down from the stool, glancing at Cheng Feiying. “My dad said, people who are strict with others but lenient with themselves won’t have any friends. Uncle Cheng, you’re not that kind of person, right? It’s pitiful to have no friends!”
Pitiful my ass!
Cheng Feiying looked at the pot, which was mostly cilantro with barely any noodles, ugh, ugh, ugh, he would never eat it, even if he died!
“I’m going to find Rongrong. Running around all day, not at home, not considerate of her parent at all.” Cheng Feiying said, changing the subject, deciding to completely ignore Wei Maomao and the cilantro.
He didn’t believe it, if he didn’t say anything and ignored them, could that little menace force-feed him cilantro!
Of course, Wei Maomao couldn’t. It was just cilantro, it would be satisfying if Cheng Feiying ate it. But him not eating it was more in line with their plan.
See, a person who only knew how to lecture children, who kept feeding his child mushrooms she didn’t like, when he encountered something he didn’t like, he just made excuses and ran away, how hypocritical.
Cheng Feiying, saying he was going to find Cheng Rongrong, immediately walked towards the door, as if afraid of being stopped, practically running away in panic. But before he could even reach the gate, Cheng Rongrong came back.
“Where did you go?” Cheng Feiying and Cheng Rongrong bumped into each other at the gate, his escape plan failed, his tone was naturally not very good. But when he saw what Cheng Rongrong was holding in her hand, his attitude changed. “You even brought back food.”
Cheng Feiying looked at the plate in Cheng Rongrong’s hand, it was two potato pancakes.
Heh, who wanted to eat cilantro soup! He still had another daughter.
“Mmm… Wang Zhizhi gave it to me.” Cheng Rongrong said cautiously, glancing at Cheng Feiying, after all, he had complained about her always going to the Wang family’s house last night.
“Good, Zhizhi is a good kid.” Cheng Feiying took the plate from Cheng Rongrong and walked towards the stove, showing it off.
“I asked Sister Su Li to make congee with preserved egg and lean meat this morning, I gave some to Zhizhi and the others.” Cheng Rongrong, smelling the even stronger cilantro scent in the courtyard compared to when she left, could roughly guess why Cheng Feiying was praising Wang Zhizhi. Compared to that pot of cilantro, she, who brought back normal food, must be a good daughter in his eyes, no wonder he didn’t even care where she had been.
It had to be said, Cheng Rongrong understood Cheng Feiying quite well.
Hearing Cheng Rongrong’s words, Cheng Feiying immediately turned around and asked, “You gave some away, is there any left at home?”
“Yes, it’s in the insulated container in the living room.” Cheng Rongrong said with a smile.
“Good, good, good, I came out in a hurry, I didn’t see it.” Cheng Feiying praised repeatedly, holding the plate with one hand, freeing the other to rub Cheng Rongrong’s head. “Rongrong is amazing.” Potato pancakes with preserved egg and lean meat congee, very good, very good.
Although Bai Lei wasn’t here, Cheng Rongrong had gradually seen through Cheng Feiying’s true nature, but receiving her dad’s praise still made her happy.
Cheng Tingyan, she was truly stupid.
The program team asked her to play the role of Cheng Feiying, and she actually took it seriously.
What use was it even if she could use cilantro to get back at him temporarily? Could the program team let her keep acting like this?
She could only act for one or two days at most, and Cheng Feiying might not even cooperate with her act, like with this pot of cilantro, would he actually eat it?
Someone as petty as Cheng Feiying, they wouldn’t even need her and Bai Lei to instigate it, he would find ways to make her life miserable every day.
And this Wei Maomao, bringing a whole basket of cilantro, she didn’t know if she was helping Cheng Tingyan or harming her.
They were truly one stupider than the other.
But they had chatted for so long in the bedroom last night, it seemed to have been useless.
“Maomao, aren’t you going home for breakfast?” Cheng Feiying placed the plate on the stove, specifically moving it to a spot where Wei Maomao could see it clearly, then said with a smile, “Go back early, your dad must be lonely at home alone.”
“Uncle Cheng, are you going to have breakfast?” Wei Maomao, ignoring Cheng Feiying’s question, asked directly.
“Yes, I’m going to wash my hands, then have breakfast.” Cheng Feiying touched the edge of the plate he had just brought over. “Rongrong brought back potato pancakes.”
Have some sense! Other people were already eating breakfast, why was she still lingering!
She truly… wasn’t leaving.
Cheng Feiying went to the sink to wash his hands, but Wei Maomao quickly rushed to Su Li, who was among the staff behind Cheng Rongrong.
“Sister Su Li, Uncle Cheng is going to have breakfast.” Wei Maomao said, looking up innocently.
Su Li gave Wei Maomao an “OK” gesture and swiftly entered the house.
Cheng Feiying heard the rustling sounds behind him, he was now very wary of this little menace, he quickly finished washing his hands and turned around.
The little menace was still there.
Annoying.
At this moment, Su Li came out of the house, carrying a rather large container. Cheng Feiying’s attention was immediately drawn to it, he even forgot to continue shooing the chubby girl away.
Su Li placed the container on the stove and opened it.
The lunchbox, divided into two compartments, one side contained congee with preserved egg and lean meat, while the other side was empty…
“No!” Before Cheng Feiying could even react to the empty compartment, a spoonful of green, ominous-looking stuff descended from the sky.
He had already seen it, it was already descending, it was too late to say no.
One spoonful, another spoonful, and another.
Cheng Feiying watched helplessly as the empty compartment of the lunchbox was filled with cilantro by Wei Maomao.
Yes, it was full of cilantro, barely any other ingredients.
A pot of tomato, egg, and cilantro noodles, this little menace specifically used the ladle to skim the surface, what could she possibly scoop up besides the cilantro floating on top!
Whatever… He wasn’t going to eat it anyway.
Cheng Feiying gritted his teeth, pretending not to see the few drops of cilantro soup that had dripped onto the congee with preserved egg and lean meat.
Fine, he would eat the pancakes! Cheng Feiying looked at the two palm-sized potato pancakes on the plate, even if he couldn’t eat his fill, it was better than throwing up!
Even though he said that, when Cheng Feiying sat down at the table, the container with the soup was still brought over by Su Li and placed in front of him.
Cheng Feiying pretended not to see it, he turned to Cheng Rongrong, who was sitting next to him, her bowl empty. “Where’s your breakfast?”
“I took it to Zhizhi’s house, we ate together there.” Cheng Rongrong said softly, glancing at the green soup in front of Cheng Feiying.
“What about you?” Cheng Feiying asked, frowning at Cheng Tingyan.
“I’ve eaten…” Cheng Tingyan said faintly.
“She ate the mush I made!” Wei Maomao added, then chuckled. “Uncle Cheng, I’ve also eaten, you eat it yourself, it’s all yours!”
Cheng Feiying: “… “ Who asked you! Who cares what you ate! He wanted to ask, was this all the food they had left in the house!
It truly… was…
After receiving confirmation from Cheng Rongrong, Cheng Feiying looked at the container of mess and the two potato pancakes in front of him, he didn’t even have the energy to sigh.
Forget about eating, just smelling it made him…
“Uncle Cheng, I washed the cilantro this morning, it’s very fresh.” Wei Maomao said, sitting down across from Cheng Feiying as if she owned the place. “Uncle, eat more, there’s more in the pot.”
Cheng Feiying: “… “
He wanted to go home!
Right now!
No… He should…
Cheng Feiying looked at the smug little menace in front of him, his eyes narrowing slightly.
He should go and ask the program team to end this ridiculous role swap!
Of course, he couldn’t do it alone, he had to find more people to join him!