Chapter 92: The Center of the Fish Pond (27)
Date with Me was the hottest celebrity dating variety show in the country, known for testing celebrity couples’ relationships in challenging environments. The director and the script were said to be particularly ruthless.
But the audience loved watching celebrities fall in love and struggle with various problems like ordinary people in front of the cameras. Whether their relationships grew stronger or fell apart, it was all entertaining.
And the second season, having learned from Produce 101‘s dual-stream model of live broadcasts and post-production editing, decided to incorporate live streaming, allowing fans to watch their favorite celebrities in real-time while also being able to collect high-definition clips from the edited episodes later.
It was a win-win situation.
The second season of the show invited three pairs of guests. Since Su Mingxiu had retired from the entertainment industry, she was considered a semi-amateur, perfectly fitting the show’s standard of having a mix of A-list celebrities, popular stars, and ordinary people.
The first pair of guests were a model couple in the industry. They had met while filming a classic drama, White Beach, leaving a deep impression on the audience. They had collaborated several times since then and eventually got married.
Over the years, their careers had flourished, a classic story of a movie king and a movie queen joining forces.
The second pair of guests were a popular actress and a boy group member. The actress’s leading role in a hit fantasy drama that year had become a trending topic, boosting her Weibo followers to over fifty million. She was an undisputed A-list celebrity.
And her boyfriend happened to be in the same group as Yuchi Xiao, the mentor from Produce 101. But the group had disbanded, and they were now pursuing solo careers.
When their relationship was revealed, Weibo crashed. Some fans were angry, others admired their courage for publicly announcing their relationship, offering their blessings and support. This couple was still one of the most talked-about couples in the country.
The last pair was naturally Suhui and Su Mingxiu. The former was the undisputed rising star of the music scene, the most dominant female singer in the past decade.
As for Su Mingxiu…
Her legend was still circulating among talent show fans. It was said that her initial performance on Produce 101 had been uploaded to a video-sharing website as a promotional video for fitness dance;
Viewers who had been her fans said they had never seen such a talented amateur;
And according to insiders from Produce 101, Su Mingxiu could have been a successful angel investor with her business acumen, but she insisted on becoming a chef…
In recent years, major film and television productions had started to pay attention to the niche market of same-sex relationships, incorporating subtle hints and subplots into their stories. Variety shows were also subtly following this trend.
The program team didn’t dare to openly declare that Suhui and Su Mingxiu were a couple. Instead, they took a different approach, saying that variety shows should broaden their horizons, not only showcasing romantic love but also friendship.
So Suhui and Su Mingxiu appeared on the show as “friends,” but this was already a signal in itself.
As soon as the news was released, various online forums were shocked by the second season’s boldness.
[Gossip] The director of a certain dating variety show is truly courageous, testing the limits. They actually invited a same-sex couple for the second season…
1st Floor: Wow? Who? (Already mentally listing celebrities with rumored same-sex relationships)
2nd Floor: Fake, right? Impossible, it must be an act. Whether it’s straight men pretending to be gay or straight women pretending to be lesbians, I’m not interested.
3rd Floor: The guest list hasn’t been released yet, I’ll wait and see.
…
15th Floor: Holy shit! It’s official! You’ll never guess who the same-sex couple is! I vaguely remember this pair causing chaos in our forum before they even debuted. For some reason, seeing their names, I’m not surprised at all. Damn, worthy of being the people who quit the show for love.
16th Floor: Them? For some reason, I already have names in mind. No way, no way, are they really together?
17th Floor: Stop beating around the bush, I’ll say their names for you: S-MX! SH!
Those who called S-MX a player and a scumbag can come out now. Have you ever seen a scumbag give up a promising career for love, and now even participate in this variety show for love? Doesn’t everyone know that dating shows are a test for couples? If you don’t have a solid foundation, you’re just asking for a breakup, see those two celebrities from last season.
18th Floor: I’m getting excited! Women, you two are truly masters of creating drama. Is it friendship or love? Let my discerning eyes judge!
Before the filming even started, the internet was buzzing with excitement over the announced guest list.
Compared to the netizens’ enthusiasm, Suhui, one of the guests, was very unhappy. Staring at the “friendship” theme of the show, she looked at her manager sullenly: “What does this mean?”
Looking down on her love, was it?
The manager sighed at her gaze and rubbed his nose. “I’ve already told you, it’s impossible to come out publicly in this environment. It’s already good enough that we can appear on the show under the guise of friendship. Besides, the viewers aren’t blind, they can see—”
He tried to persuade Suhui to be content with this arrangement, but the mermaid remained sullen, blaming herself for being blinded by excitement at the thought of being on the show with Su Mingxiu, not realizing the implications.
“I’m not going,” she said.
Manager: “…?”
Manager: “My dear, do you know how much we’ll have to pay in penalties if we breach the contract?”
He instinctively looked at Su Mingxiu. He had come to their apartment today specifically to explain the program’s general流程 (process/procedure) to them.
Actually, with Suhui’s income over the past two years, they could easily afford any apartment in the city center.
But Suhui liked this small apartment with Su Mingxiu, so they hadn’t moved.
Receiving the manager’s pleading look, Su Mingxiu smiled and stroked Suhui’s hair. “Go.”
She said, “I want to go.”
Suhui immediately looked at her, narrowing her eyes dangerously like Su Mingxiu usually did, trying to convey her warning.
What did this “friendship” facade mean?
Was Su Mingxiu trying to play the field again?
In the past two years of surfing the internet, she had learned many terms unique to the human world. Now, recalling her time on Produce 101, she could easily categorize Su Mingxiu’s behavior back then.
Su Mingxiu smiled and pinched her nose. “If you really want to come out publicly, we can do it after the show, okay?”
Suhui reluctantly agreed, considering Su Mingxiu’s sweet words a valid promise.
On the day of filming, Su Mingxiu borrowed Suhui’s makeup and styling team and rode with her in the van to the designated location for Date with Me.
The filming location for the first episode was a remote village in the mountains. As they got out of the van, their luggage was confiscated by the program team, and they were ushered onto a bus. Suhui whispered to Su Mingxiu: “Are they planning to sell us?”
They had recently watched a few movies with similar themes, and Suhui was deeply impressed.
Su Mingxiu chuckled and asked if she got carsick. If so, she would peel a tangerine for her.
They were the first to arrive, so the bus hadn’t departed yet. But the cameras were already set up, and there were already viewers in the live stream.
[Suhui is still so beautiful!]
[Beauties should stick together!]
[Ah, Mingxiu, you’re finally back in front of the cameras! Wishing this show a hundred episodes! I understand “friendship,” I’ll ship you with anyone!]
[New fan of Suhui, can someone give me the profile of the beauty beside her?]
Most of the comments believed their relationship was platonic, few were shipping them. Thankfully, they couldn’t see the comments, otherwise Suhui definitely wouldn’t be so calm.
“I don’t get carsick,” Suhui leaned her head on Su Mingxiu’s shoulder. “But I want a tangerine.”
Actually, she didn’t particularly like these fruits, but she enjoyed watching Su Mingxiu do things for her. It made her feel cherished.
Su Mingxiu had peeled half of the tangerine when the second pair of guests arrived. Suhui stared at the tangerine, seeing that Su Mingxiu’s movements were slowing down, and understood her intention. She stood up with Su Mingxiu and greeted the newcomers.
“Hello, Teacher Zhao, Teacher Jacker.”
The etiquette lessons her manager had drilled into her echoed in her ears.
Under the gaze of the actress and the boy group member, Suhui introduced them: “This is Su Mingxiu, Ming as in bright, Xiu as in embroidery. She participated in Produce 101 before, but she’s retired from the entertainment industry now…”
She talked about Su Mingxiu for half a minute, then, when it was her turn, she simply said: “My name is Suhui.”
That was it.
[? The biggest Su Mingxiu fan is actually you?]
[Wow, for a moment, I couldn’t tell which one of you is the celebrity.]
[Am I the only one who noticed that she’s still looking at the tangerine in Su Mingxiu’s hand? How much does Suhui love tangerines? Mama will buy them for you!]
The two senior guests smiled at them in a friendly manner. Few of them watched talent shows, but they were familiar with Suhui’s songs.
Thankfully, Suhui had been briefed about the guests’ works beforehand and could now exchange a few words with them.
As they were talking, the heavyweight guests arrived. Both the movie king and the movie queen happened to be surnamed Su. The “Double Su” couple even brought small gifts, local specialties from their hometown.
Suhui accepted the gifts and reluctantly watched as Su Mingxiu gave them the tangerines she had brought as return gifts. Thankfully, they still had a few left.
So, on their way to the destination, Suhui ate the tangerines peeled by Su Mingxiu. She savored them, only eating two along the way.
As they got off the bus, the director’s team was already waiting. The director spoke through a megaphone: “Welcome, three couples, to the filming location of Date with Me Season 2! You are all couples with great chemistry, even if you’re thrown into the wilderness, you’ll definitely create your own romantic moments—”
Movie King Su smiled and said: “No, we’re not. Old couples don’t need such things, so can we not stay in this kind of place?”
Movie Queen Su chimed in: “Before we came, you told us that this show had romantic date spots, and now you’re asking us to look at this desolate wilderness?”
She pointed at the mountains behind the director. This area was completely uninhabited, the conditions harsh.
The director replied confidently: “As the saying goes, ‘When you’re in love, even water is enough.’ To help you create a romantic camping atmosphere, we’ve prepared three sets of tents.”
The staff showed them the three tents. The first one was luxurious, with a plush bed, snacks, fruits, and even ingredients for a gourmet meal.
The second one was simpler, basic but warm.
As for the third one…
Actress Zhao asked: “Are you planning to have us set up this pile of cloth and metal frames ourselves?”
The director snapped his fingers. “Correct! Next, we’ll have a chemistry test. The couple with the lowest score will have the honor of receiving the unassembled version of the tent. I hope you can improve your chemistry through teamwork! By the way, the last-place couple also has to find their own ingredients for dinner.”
Everyone: “??”
They all looked at Su Mingxiu and Suhui.
After all, these two girls didn’t seem like the type who could handle manual labor like setting up a tent, let alone foraging for food in the wilderness.
This was a stark contrast between a luxury vacation and a survival challenge.
[The director is so ruthless, I love it!]
[Who will have the worst chemistry? I bet on Su Mingxiu and Suhui.]
[Don’t forget Su Mingxiu’s performance on Produce 101, her memory is quite good.]
[It’s so strange, this is the first time I’ve seen such a Schrödinger’s amateur, she’s not even on the show, yet so many people know her.]
As the comments section buzzed with excitement, the director announced the rules of the first round.
Chemistry Test 1: Both partners would be asked questions about their relationship. They would write down their answers simultaneously on whiteboards. Each correct answer earned 1 point. After eight rounds, those with the same score would enter a tiebreaker. The rankings would be based on the final scores.
Su Mingxiu and Suhui were the first pair to be tested. The other two couples looked over, curious about the difficulty of the questions.
“First question—”
“Write down your partner’s favorite drink.”
As the director’s voice fell, both Sus said “Wow, easy” at the same time. The comments section was also filled with “That’s it?”
Su Mingxiu glanced at Suhui and was about to write on the whiteboard when she noticed Suhui’s face gradually turning red under the sunlight.
Suhui was cursing the program team inwardly for their lack of morals.
She hadn’t seen Su Mingxiu drink anything in particular, except for constantly asking for milk during breakfast and dinner during that fake pregnancy period…
Should she write that?!
Su Mingxiu, observing her expression, had a bad feeling. Afraid that Suhui would be too honest, she quickly asked: “Does ‘nothing’ count as an answer?”
Suhui, reminded by her words, was stunned for a moment. She instinctively glanced at Su Mingxiu, then at the director.
[Damn! Am I the only one curious about why Suhui is blushing?]
[Is she hot?]
[Report, the local temperature is 15 degrees Celsius!]
[She’s blushing so obviously! They’re definitely real!]
[Director, stop her! I want to see Suhui’s answer!!]