Author: LARV

Suddenly transmigrating as the green tea b*tch villainess in a novel, Zuo Bian heard a self-proclaimed system say, “Ding, in order to continue living, you have been bound to system 555.”

“Congratulations, Host, you are qualified to play the green tea b*tch villainess, to promote the development of the plot. Please, Host, read the Green Tea Manual, and attract the female lead.”

The ancient person Zuo Bian who didn’t understand the meaning of “green tea” carried the “Green Tea Manual”. In order to complete the task, Zuo Bian desperately tried to get the female lead’s attention, and then tell her:

“You are so kind to me, yet I have nothing to reward you with.”

“He misunderstood, it’s all my bad, let me explain.”

“He’s actually very good, just misunderstood us, you shouldn’t be so fierce to him.”

“He’s spoiled, I certainly can’t bear to let my boyfriend work hard.”

“The rain is heavy, and I am soaked all over, he is away, can I borrow your bathroom to take a shower?”

“This is the last time I will call you big sister. Let’s stop contacting. I don’t want to make him unhappy.”

Zuo Bian, who thought that she would successfully complete the task, was pressed against the wall by the female lead, and heard her say, “Since you want to repay me, just give yourself to me. Don’t call me big sister. Call me wife. ”

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“On how to become the best under heaven?”

“The answer: Find many women. Preferably all rich, all with systems, and all your wives. Whether they are protagonists, antagonists, or supporting characters, the more the better.”

“When your harem is overflowing, that’s when you’ll be invincible under heaven.”

Closing the secret manual, Chen Yin realized that he had already become invincible.

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Su Mingxiu was targeted by a strange “Tempering System.” The system firmly believed that the protagonist must endure many hardships to grow, and she was the touchstone to temper the protagonist’s growth—

It wanted Su Mingxiu to give the protagonist love and then cruelly betray her.

First World:

System: “You are extremely controlling, the strictest agent in the entertainment industry. Unfortunately, you have a strange temper. You create superstars and then personally bring them down. The protagonist is the most brilliant one under your hand. You need to elevate her to the highest point and then make her fall.”

Su Mingxiu immediately sent the protagonist on a space trip around the Earth before returning her.

System: “?”

Second World:

System: “You once loved someone. You’ve found countless substitutes who resemble her. The protagonist was picked up by you and raised in your sect since childhood. She is the most similar to your loved one. When she reaches adulthood, you will take her golden core to reshape your loved one’s bones and flesh.”

So, years later, Su Mingxiu took out the protagonist’s golden core and helped her cultivate a Nascent Soul outside her body.

System: “???”

…

The Tempering System wanted the protagonist to become the most powerful being in the world, so she must be ruthless, desireless, and without any weaknesses.

It succeeded.

But looking at the woman who tore through the void and chased Su Mingxiu to her world, it became a little uncertain.

At that time, Su Mingxiu’s fingertips were resting on the other party’s necklace. With a gentle hook, the other party approached, her voice intimate and dangerous: “Are you trying to abandon me again?”

The woman’s eyes were filled with obsession and possessiveness, and her gaze towards Su Mingxiu was full of greed.

— Weakness? No, Su Mingxiu was her obsession, an existence that she would drag down with her even if she fell into hell.

These past few days, Li Xinjun had been racking her brains trying to come up with a way to deal with the zombie, but she still couldn’t think of anything. She stared blankly at Uncle Wang (the zombie) in the iron cage, lost in thought.

Just then, the family cook returned from the market with groceries. Li Xinjun ran over to Sister Sang and took some of the groceries from her, wanting to help her put them away in the kitchen.

As she happened to walk past the iron cage, she noticed that Uncle Wang seemed to be extremely frightened. Feeling curious, she picked up the string of garlic in her hand and held it towards him.

The moment Uncle Wang saw the garlic, he immediately hid in the corner in fear. Looking at Uncle Wang in the iron cage, the corners of Li Xinjun’s mouth couldn’t help but turn upwards.

“So you’re afraid of garlic?”

An idea suddenly popped into Li Xinjun’s mind. She immediately turned and ran to the kitchen, grabbing a string of everyday cooking ingredients: rice, oil, salt, soy sauce, vinegar, tea. She looked at Uncle Wang in the iron cage with a mischievous glint in her eyes.

“Rice!” She grabbed a handful of rice and threw it at Uncle Wang.

“Roar!”

“Not afraid of rice? Then salt!” Li Xinjun grabbed a handful of salt and continued to throw it at Uncle Wang.

“Roar!” Uncle Wang still didn’t react.

“Not afraid of salt either? Hmph, then black vinegar!” Li Xinjun threw the entire bottle at Uncle Wang’s head. The black vinegar exploded on his head, splashing all over his body. The entire area was instantly filled with a sour smell.

“Roar! Roar! Roar!” Uncle Wang wasn’t afraid of the black vinegar, but he was annoyed by Li Xinjun’s actions. He lunged towards the iron gate, wanting to strangle her.

“Ha, there’s a reaction! Let’s continue, flour!” Li Xinjun opened a whole bag of flour and sprinkled it on Uncle Wang. Since Uncle Wang was already drenched in black vinegar, he was now covered in flour, instantly transforming from a zombie into a snowman.

Brother Wu and Song Ling, who happened to be passing by, saw this scene. Their facial expressions simultaneously showed a strange look, and they exchanged glances.

“Doctor Song, are you just going to let her abuse that zombie like this?”

“…”

Song Ling was speechless for a moment. She spread her hands towards Brother Wu, showing a helpless expression. Brother Wu felt very fortunate in his heart that he hadn’t become a zombie. Otherwise, it might be him being locked up in the iron cage and tortured by Li Xinjun.

“Chili oil!”

“Roar! Roar! Roar!”

The two of them couldn’t bear to watch Li Xinjun’s actions any longer and decided to leave, no longer watching them.

PS: A story from ancient times to modern times

Tags: Past life fate, zombies, vampires, ancient to modern, yuri

Descendants of transmigrators—five genius girls possessing the power of gods. Capturing their hearts is the key to transcending humanity! But they seem to have been dead for decades, making them uncapturable?

“They’re just dead, aren’t they? Just dig up their graves and pull them out of their coffins. Excuse me, but we necromancers really can do whatever we want.” —by the Necromancer, Abyss

Synopsis:

Jasmine transmigrated into a world ruled by vampires, becoming the maid of the pure-blooded eldest miss, Adele.

Fortunately, she possesses a golden finger  that allows her to live without fear in the vampire world. After securing her own safety, she plans to teach other humans how to fight back.

Jasmine’s underground rebellion thrives while she maintains a flawless facade, attracting no attention from the vampires as a humble maid.

The only problem is, the eldest miss she serves keeps thinking she’s in love with her.

The Vampire Academy is a dangerous place for humans, but Adele can’t bear to leave her little maid at home, so she takes her along.

Lately, humans have been restless, and Adele’s elders have warned her to stay safe. As a pure-blooded vampire, she wouldn’t normally fear humans, but what about her little maid? What if she’s captured?

For the sake of her beloved little maid, Miss Adele worries herself sick.

Eldest Miss: My little maid loves me so much, I must keep her by my side at all times to feel at ease.

Little Maid: Today’s goal is to take down the third stronghold of the thirteen vampire clans!

This story unfolds in the entirely fictional dynasty of “Dayue,” focusing on Xu Buling, the Crown Prince of Xiliang’s Prince Su. Xu Buling, a man of esteemed status and formidable martial prowess, embarks on a solitary journey to the capital city of Chang’an at the behest of the Emperor and his father’s arrangements. However, treachery awaits him on his way, and he falls victim to a sinister plot, poisoned by the legendary “Lockdragon Gu,” a venomous toxin that cripples his martial abilities.

Determined to dispel the Emperor’s doubts about his capabilities, Xu Buling chooses to feign weakness while discreetly investigating the origins of the “Lockdragon Gu.” But as his investigation deepens, he uncovers a much larger conspiracy lurking beneath the surface. Thus begins a magnificent drama, entwined with court intrigue, martial arts conflicts, worldly desires, and the complexities of love and hate.

After breaking up with Lü Qingyan, Bai Jingxue was hit by a car and transported into a harem novel, becoming the female lead’s cat.

In the book, the female lead is the number one Sword Saint in the Three Realms, and also a member of the male lead’s harem. She falls in love with the male lead and marries him after he saves her from a battle with the Demon Lord.

Right now, this plotline is unfolding, and Bai Jingxue, nestled in the female lead’s arms, licks her paw nonchalantly, indifferent to everything happening around her.

However, was there ever a mention of a dog perched on the Demon Lord’s head in the original story?

As Bai Jingxue ponders this, the little white dog across from her wags its tail excitedly: “Woof! Woof! Woof!”

“Jingxue! It’s me, Qingyan!”

Oh…

I’ve become the female lead’s black cat, and my ex-girlfriend has become the villain’s dog.

The spiritual and demonic realms are sworn enemies, with the Sword Saint and the Demon Lord locked in a deadly battle. But this month, the demon cultivator’s attacks seem to have increased.

During the first attack, the black cat watches from the mountain as the white dog drags the Demon Lord along at breakneck speed, causing her to lose a shoe.

The second time, the white dog sneaks out and is nearly shredded by the sect’s grand formation halfway up the mountain. Luckily, the Sword Saint saves her.

The third time, she tries to dig a tunnel to the summit but gets stuck because she’s too chubby, leading to her capture by the Demon Lord who catches up to her.

The fourth time, she howls at the moon, hoping to get the black cat’s attention, only to be caught by righteous cultivators for disturbing the peace and locked in a small dark room.

The black cat can’t bear to watch anymore and goes over to persuade her, “Why are you doing this? We’ve already broken up.”

A cheerful voice emerges from the darkness, “I know, that’s why I’m pursuing you!”

After a long silence, the black cat turns around and makes a promise, “If you can ease the tension between the Demon Lord and the Sword Saint, I’ll agree to be with you.”

In the original story, the Sword Saint and the Demon Lord fight to the bitter end. The black cat thought this would make the dog give up, and then she could attend their wedding feast…

The black cat glares at the smug dog, “How did you manage to resolve the issues within the male lead’s harem?”

The dog doesn’t know herself. She simply nestles closer to the black cat, “Now can you tell me why you left?”

The black cat snorts and turns her head, “I have a terminal illness, so I wanted to let you go.”

The dog freezes for a moment, then responds gently, “But, I want to be entangled with you for a lifetime.”

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The relationship between Lu Li and An Baili finally reached its breaking point. It was only when the divorce papers were presented that An Baili’s yandere nature was truly revealed. A gas explosion sent Lu Li back to his youth, and he vowed never to have anything to do with An Baili again…

This is a story about a savior and those he saves.

Feng Chiyue is the most beautiful being in the Celestial Realm, but she’s also the biggest good-for-nothing. However, her senior sister, Ming Jiansu, is an unparalleled Sword Immortal and a renowned general under the Heavenly Emperor. Because of this, no one dares to mess with Feng Chiyue.

Until one day, Ming Jiansu goes missing on the battlefield between Celestials and Demons. Everyone believes she has perished and eagerly awaits Feng Chiyue’s downfall.

On the first day, Feng Chiyue acts arrogantly, cursing at the Heavenly Empress from behind a protective barrier.

On the second day, Feng Chiyue strolls around leisurely, wreaking havoc in the Supreme Palace’s alchemy furnace.

On the third day, Feng Chiyue takes a chariot to the East Sea and plucks a scale from the Dragon Prince to forge a weapon.

…

Only after half of the Celestial Realm is in ruins do people realize that Ming Jiansu wasn’t Feng Chiyue’s protector; she was the shackle that kept the Celestial Realm’s calamity in check!

Desperate, everyone searches for Ming Jiansu’s whereabouts. However, they only find a note on the battlefield: “This old lady quits!”

Everyone: “Huh?!”

*

After faking her death, Ming Jiansu indulges in a carefree life of drinking and pleasure in the Asura City. Back in the Celestial Realm, she had to wait on all the immortals during the day and cater to Feng Chiyue at night. She had never suffered so much, even before ascending!

The Celestial Realm? Even dogs wouldn’t stay!

A month later, Ming Jiansu wakes up from a drunken stupor, her mind filled with worry for her junior sister.

— Will my junior sister go hungry and cold?

— Will my junior sister be bullied by those blind fools?

— Will my junior sister…

She sneaks back to the Celestial Court, only to find her once quiet palace bustling with activity. What awaits her is a mountain of bills.

Ming Jiansu: “?”

Why on earth did she think coming back to the Celestial Realm to be a dog was a good idea?