32. How Many Lolis Do You Eat in One Sitting?
My brother has become such a weak little girl, how disappointing.
The thought of her once formidable opponent now so delicate filled her with a strange sense of regret.
“I’m so sad. My brother will never be able to beat me again,” Ruo Tianxin sighed dramatically.
“Could you at least stop grinning while saying you’re sad? And it’s not certain yet. I have big plans. As a vampire, I have to become strong.”
Even if, even if, she only learned one spell!
It would be enough to quell her little sister’s arrogance.
Tidal magic and meow meow magic don’t count!
“What do you think would happen… if I told Mom and Dad about this interesting development?”
“Ah!? No! You can’t!” Ruo Xiaoxi’s eyes widened, and she waved her hands frantically.
“Eh~ I’m curious how they’d react. So, let me blackmail you, brother. Grant me a long-held wish, and I’ll keep your secret.”
“Ah… no, Tianxin, we can’t…”
“What can’t we do?”
“Because… because, well, we’re sisters.”
Ruo Xiaoxi fidgeted shyly, her fingers twirling, her words saying no, but her body language hinting otherwise.
Ruo Tianxin, initially confused, suddenly blushed furiously. She punched her brother on the head, her eyebrow twitching.
“Stop acting so cute, or I’ll really hit you…”
It felt so strange, a sudden, unexpected pressure.
She had been the only girl in the family, and it had never bothered her. Now, with this adorable older sister, she felt a sense of… crisis.
It couldn’t be that she was afraid of being less cute than her brother!
And where did he learn those charming expressions and subtle, manipulative gestures? She, a real girl, couldn’t even pull those off; it was too embarrassing.
But… it was also strangely alluring. Why did her brother, as a girl, exude such strong green tea vibes?
Ruo Tianxin punched Ruo Xiaoxi’s head a few more times, then grabbed her ahoge. Even her hair is trying to act cute, so annoying! I’ll pull it!
“Ow, ow, ow! Tianxin, stop pulling my hair!”
Ruo Xiaoxi winced, stumbling towards her sister. Ruo Tianxin, with a haughty hmph, released the long strand of hair.
Ruo Xiaoxi quickly patted her head, carefully smoothing down her hair, but the moment she let go, the ahoge sprang back up.
This ahoge appeared randomly; she had no idea why.
Sometimes she’d wake up with a crescent-shaped ahoge sticking up, sometimes it would lie flat. Does an ahoge even sleep?
“How about this, my wish isn’t unreasonable. I just want to experience what it’s like to be the older sibling. Just call me ‘older sister,’ and I’ll be your secret keeper. If Mom and Dad ask, I’ll cover for you.”
“Call you older sister? What are you thinking, silly girl?” Ruo Xiaoxi said, her tone defiant despite her meek demeanor.
“Huh? Then you’re definitely calling me older sister! Or I’ll tell Mom and Dad that you like lolis so much, you shamelessly turned yourself into one!”
Well, that’s a flawed argument.
But calling her younger sister “older sister”? Absolutely not.
She could sweetly call other older sisters, even those her age, and cling to them affectionately.
But not her little sister. This was her last shred of dignity as a girl!
She had to maintain some authority in front of her sister…
“Are you going to call me older sister or not? Just once, let me hear it.” Ruo Tianxin tugged on her ahoge again.
“Ow, ow, ow! Older sister, older sister!”
“Hmm… that sounds kind of nice. Say it again.”
“Ruo Tianxin, you’re cheating! You’re so mean! I’m going to punch you!”
“How dare you! Slandering your cute little sister! All the other girls are so mean to you, but I’m so nice, always caring for my brother!”
“Is this how you care for your brother?”
“Then how should I care for you? Carry you to the bedroom and show you some real caring? Pervert!” Ruo Tianxin said with a grin. And what’s this about sisters not being allowed? What kind of dirty thoughts are you having?
If Ruo Xiaoxi was going to act cute, then so would she. She could be just as affectionate.
They could have a cuteness battle and see who died of moe first.
The sisters had a habit of teasing and bickering. After a lively exchange, Ruo Tianxin, having heard Ruo Xiaoxi’s explanation, reluctantly accepted the fact that her brother was now her sister.
Besides, even if she didn’t accept it… who was this pretty little girl standing in front of her?
If she wasn’t her brother, she’d find a way to take this cute little loli home with her.
“So, bro, what are you going to do now? Do you need me to support you?” Ruo Tianxin asked, crossing her legs elegantly and leaning back on the sofa.
Ruo Xiaoxi’s gaze involuntarily drifted to her sister’s bare legs, exposed by her summer dress. Tianxin looks rather pretty today…
“I’m asking you a question. Why are you staring at my legs? Don’t you have your own pair of beautiful legs to look at?” Perhaps feeling self-conscious, Ruo Tianxin pushed Ruo Xiaoxi’s face away.
The topic of her future suddenly made Ruo Xiaoxi serious.
“You probably… can’t afford me.”
“Oh really? How many lolis do you eat in one sitting?”
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