27. Ruo Cutie x Xiao Nuonuo
“Staying home today, so comfy.” Ruo Xiaoxi tied her hair into a high side ponytail, the snow-white strands cascading over her shoulder, and settled into her chair, legs crossed.
This coral shell hair clip is so annoying. It’s pretty, but it keeps pulling my hair…
Ruo Xiaoxi winced as a strand got caught. She carefully untangled it, wrapped it around her pen, and tied it in a bow before rolling up her sleeves and logging into the game.
JX3 Online, launch! She had met many older sisters through online games.
A cascade of notifications and in-game mail greeted her. Her username was [I’m Cute, Send Money]. Opening her mail, she found someone had actually sent her gold.
“Whoa, sixty gold bricks just like that? Seriously? Well, I can’t accept this.” She occasionally encountered ridiculously generous high-rollers.
Sixty gold bricks, converted to real-world currency, was equivalent to about a thousand RMB.
Becoming a cute girl had made her surprisingly popular in online games. She enjoyed using voice chat, and her sweet voice earned her a lot of affection, invitations to dungeons and quests pouring in.
When she spoke with male players, there would be a brief silence, followed by a somber, “Guess we can’t be bros after all.”
Before, despite her cutesy username and loli character, she had been a guy. Real men play lolis; who would choose a male character just to watch him wiggle his hips!?
Adhering to her “no online dating, no scams” policy, she had always insisted she was a guy, just never using voice chat. Now, hearing her sweet, girly voice, everyone was shocked.
The guild voice chat was always open, often filled with people singing.
Ruo Xiaoxi habitually joined the channel. The most prominent ID was [Xiao Nuonuo], the guild leader and a fellow online game addict, the same age as her.
After meeting Nuonuo in person, she had told the guild they had a loli guild leader! After that, the two of them were hailed as the guild’s cutest pair.
“Yo, haven’t seen you around for a couple of days. Finished your summer homework?” a male voice asked.
“You’re the one doing summer homework! Your whole family’s doing summer homework!”
“Feisty, feisty. Someone’s in a bad mood today?” he chuckled.
Despite her attempts at sounding fierce, her voice was undeniably cute. Even when she tried to be mean, it just sounded like a grumpy little animal, making her even more endearing.
Ruo Xiaoxi, magnanimous as she was, decided to let it slide. “Where’s Nuonuo?”
“Isn’t she in the voice chat? Live streaming her sleep. Listen closely.”
“Eh?” Ruo Xiaoxi quieted down and could faintly hear soft snores coming from Nuonuo’s mic. Looks like she pulled another all-nighter.
Ugh, how can Nuonuo be so cute? Just hearing her snore makes me want to run over to her house and squish her cheeks. Luckily, they lived close by, which is why they had met up a few times.
“I’m doing dailies. Anyone still need to run the raid?”
“I haven’t run it on my alt account yet. Inviting you.” “Me neither. Request sent.”
Having guildmates made forming groups for dungeons quick and easy.
Or maybe it was her “cute girl buff.” Even singing “Two Tigers” earned her applause after her transformation, though some of it was probably just people teasing her.
Being a girl is so great. She was starting to enjoy it a little too much, almost forgetting she was originally a boy.
“Ruo Cutie, while you were gone yesterday, someone, uh, got a little drunk and said they liked you, wanted to confess, wanted a girlfriend like you.”
“Hmph, if you don’t have a girlfriend, just become one yourself! You’re a big boy now. All you have to do is draw on some pretty eyebrows, put on a dress, and go fight other girls for a man!”
Ruo Xiaoxi, waiting for the group to fill, grabbed a bag of chips, her posture relaxed and unrestrained in the privacy of her own home.
Her long, shapely legs, like something out of a manga, rested on the desk. Whenever she saw a party invite, she’d tap “accept” with her heel.
“I object! I ship Xiao Nuonuo and Ruo Cutie! Guild leader and vice-leader OTP! I’ll sell everything I own to pay for their wedding!”
A yuri knight, appearing out of nowhere, voiced his dissent. The two beautiful girls were the guild’s idols; he wouldn’t allow anyone to lay claim to them!
“Eh, but they’re both girls…”
“So what? I just want to see them together. Ruo Cutie, when are you going to take a selfie with Nuonuo?”
Ruo Xiaoxi giggled. “Maybe next time. I’m afraid Nuonuo is so pretty, you guys won’t be able to handle it.”
“Really? Is the guild leader that pretty? She said she only has a nice voice, that she’s not pretty, and she’s too afraid to post pictures. She even said you were the mysterious beauty.”
“Wow, you actually believed her? She’s not pretty!?” Ruo Xiaoxi almost choked on her chips, accidentally hitting her keyboard with her foot in her excitement, typing a string of gibberish.
That super beautiful girl, although she seemed a bit timid, was devastatingly attractive!
“Mmm… Xiaoxi, don’t talk about me behind my back, and s-stop touching me there…” Suddenly, the voice chat fell silent, only Nuonuo’s soft, sleepy murmurs filling the air.
Ruo Xiaoxi froze. She even said my real name, that silly Nuonuo!
“Eek~ Incriminating sleep talk. There’s no denying it now.”
“Hooray! Long live the guild leader and vice-leader CP!” the yuri knight cheered.
Ruo Xiaoxi blushed, quickly trying to explain. “No, no, nothing like that! I just stayed over at her place one night. Don’t think anything weird!”
The two girls were almost the same height and enjoyed cuddling. Ruo Xiaoxi had discovered that Nuonuo’s lower back, near her spine, was a sensitive spot.
Just a light touch would elicit a yelp. Nuonuo, being the easily flustered girl she was, would blush and try to punch her with her little fists. It was so cute that Ruo Xiaoxi couldn’t resist teasing her.
I… I probably traumatized her; she’s even dreaming about being teased by me.
But they were close friends and even slept in the same bed. She just didn’t understand why Nuonuo kept staring at her waist and calling her a perv. She couldn’t help it if her waist was so attractive.
It must be Nuonuo who was attracted to her. So, the seemingly innocent Nuonuo was the real pervert!
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