Chapter 149: The Perverted Loli Granny
Yu Xiang didn‘t sleep all night.
She finally drifted off to sleep the next morning, her body sprawled across the tangled sheets, too exhausted to even open her eyes.
Chen Yin, however, woke up early and cheerfully made his way to Master’s cave.
Master was sitting at the table, sulking and sipping tea.
“Tsk. Look at your face.”
Seeing Chen Yin’s expression, Master turned away in disgust. “Here to gloat, are you?”
“Well, some people have a vibrant nightlife, while others are stuck outside, seething with jealousy.” Chen Yin chuckled, unable to contain his amusement.
Master almost crushed her teacup in anger.
“You little brat, you dare mock me?”
“It seems I haven’t spanked you in a while. You’ve forgotten who’s in charge.” She rolled up her sleeves, ready to pull down his pants and hang him from a tree.
But before she could move, Chen Yin’s calm words stopped her in her tracks.
“You’ve heard of Shen Li, haven’t you?”
He poured himself a cup of tea and sipped it slowly.
Master’s expression changed slightly.
After a long silence, she turned around and sat back down, her small body enveloped in her large robes.
“…You encountered them?”
“Let’s just say we’re not on good terms.” Chen Yin sneered.
“I accidentally stumbled upon one of their members committing a crime, so I took care of him. Who knew that Divine Son bastard would send people after me?”
“In the end, I killed four of his dogs and destroyed one of their bases. That’s where the trail went cold.”
Master raised a delicate eyebrow, surprised. “Four? That’s quite a feat.”
“Is there a reward?” Chen Yin’s eyes lit up.
“How about a slap in the face?”
“Then I’ll pass.”
“But,” Master leaned back on her chaise lounge, a hint of satisfaction in her eyes, “…well done.”
Chen Yin just glanced at her sideways.
“Indeed, that organization is a thorn in my side as well. I’ve been chasing them for years, but I can’t seem to get rid of them completely.”
“Like turtles hiding in their shells, it’s hard to kill them.”
“…And I don’t have the energy for that anymore.” Master’s eyes dimmed slightly.
“Need my help?” Chen Yin asked, leaning closer with a playful grin.
Master waved him away dismissively. “Go away. I don’t want to see your face.”
“If I could, I wouldn’t want you involved in this.”
“Because I’m not even sure I can handle those people myself.”
“It’s best not to push them too hard. We’ll deal with them later.”
Chen Yin blinked.
The old loli granny was being unusually calm. She wasn’t even threatening to bash the Divine Son’s head in with a metal rod.
It seemed this Divine Son was someone to be reckoned with.
“Can’t you at least give me some information?” Chen Yin pleaded. “I’ve already crossed paths with them, don’t you think I deserve to know?”
“What’s the rush?” Master said calmly, swinging her feet playfully.
“I’ll ask for your help when I need it.”
Chen Yin snorted and sulked, sipping his tea quietly.
The atmosphere in the room grew tense.
After a while, Master’s voice softened slightly.
“…Be careful. Those people are dangerous.”
“I know.” Chen Yin nodded.
“I didn’t want to tell you because once you’re involved, there’s no turning back.”
“It’s better for you and Xiang’er to stay on the mountain and live a peaceful life.” A look of weariness, incongruous with her youthful appearance, flashed across her face.
Chen Yin was silent for a moment, then asked softly:
“Just one question.”
“Were those injuries you sustained at the Heavenly Path Perilous Domain related to them?”
Master hesitated.
After a long pause, she sipped her tea and said quietly, “Not directly.”
“But they did interfere and almost ruined everything.”
Chen Yin looked at her intently.
After a long silence, he turned away. “I understand.”
“Don’t do anything reckless and go after them, okay?” Master said, her voice filled with concern.
“Don’t worry.”
Chen Yin nodded. “Since you don’t want me to make a big fuss, I won’t.”
“But you won’t interfere if I handle this in my own way, right?”
Master stared at him for a long time, then suddenly smiled.
“…Do as you please.”
That was enough. Chen Yin closed his eyes.
Her approval was all he needed.
With the serious matters out of the way, the atmosphere relaxed.
“Let’s talk about something else.”
Master suddenly climbed onto the armrest and asked mischievously, “How’s Xiang’er? Is she soft?”
“Tsk, tsk.” Chen Yin grinned at her. “I can’t say.”
“Damn it, I wish I could have a feel too, heeheehee.”
The sight of this beautiful young girl, her face so innocent and childish, yet her expression so lewd and suggestive, made Chen Yin facepalm.
“…Master, please have some self-respect.”
“I can’t help it! I’m dying of desire.”
She complained, “While you were gone, I had no wine to drink, and Xiang’er wouldn’t let me touch her. I’m going crazy!”
“Hey, you promised to let me drink as much as I wanted when you got back.”
Master held out her hand. “Where’s the wine?”
Chen Yin didn’t renege on his promise. He shrugged and casually placed a few bottles of wine on the table.
Master’s eyes lit up, and drool almost dripped from her lips.
“Heehee, Johnnie Walker, my precious Johnnie Walker, heehee…”
She had become completely addicted to it after Chen Yin had given her a taste.
But it was free from the System Shop, so he didn’t mind indulging her.
“Don’t drink too much. I don’t want to fish you out of the pond again after you get drunk.”
Chen Yin watched as Master eagerly grabbed a bottle and started gulping it down. He waved his hand and turned to leave.
“Hey, are you going back to Xiang’er now?”
Master peeked out from behind the bottle. “You tormented her all night, and now you’re going back for more?”
“Ahem,” Chen Yin coughed, trying to maintain a serious expression. “Believe it or not… Xiang’er was the one who initiated everything last night.”
Indeed, once she had a taste, she couldn’t get enough.
Chen Yin hadn’t expected his usually shy and reserved Junior Sister to be so passionate and unrestrained.
Honestly, if she was tired today, it was entirely her own fault, not his.
He was just lucky to have a strong constitution. Otherwise, he might be the one lying in bed right now.
“Be gentle with her. Don’t break my precious Xiang’er.” Master said, pouting slightly.
Chen Yin thought for a moment, then turned to her and asked, “Wait a minute, you’re a perpetual virgin, what do you know about this?”
“With your flat-chested, undeveloped body, you have no right to worry about Xiang’er.”
“What did you say?!” Master glared at him, her eyes blazing with anger. “I’m saving myself for marriage! I’m not a perpetual virgin! Say that again!”
…Perverted loli, eternal virgin granny. Chen Yin repeated the words silently in his mind.
“Don’t think I can’t hear you just because you’re saying it in your head!”
“What the hell? You can hear my thoughts?”
“I guessed! I knew you were cursing me!”
She lunged at him, her small arms and legs flailing wildly.
But he simply blocked her attack with one hand, her tiny fists unable to reach him.
“I just remembered something,” Chen Yin said casually, holding her head back with one hand. “The Lord of Ten Thousand Demons, Qingmei Niang, you know her, right?”
Master’s struggles weakened, and she crossed her arms, snorting. “She’s just a loser I defeated years ago. What about her?”
“Nothing much. She asked me to tell you to visit her when you have time.”
Master blinked her large, watery eyes. “Why are you involved with that old fox?”
Chen Yin coughed awkwardly. “Her daughter… is quite pretty.”
Master looked at him with disdain.
“You dare hit on the Lord of Ten Thousand Demons’ daughter? You’ve got guts.”
“I learned from the best.” Chen Yin bowed respectfully.
“Fine. I’ll go see her tomorrow.”
Master sighed. “That old fox has been in seclusion for years. It’s surprising she even remembers me.”
Chen Yin wanted to say, not only does she remember you, but she seems to have a very strong impression of you. But she won’t tell me anything.
He kept quiet. It would only give the old loli granny more ammunition to tease him.
“Well, it’s about time.”
Master suddenly murmured to herself, her voice so soft and indistinct that Chen Yin didn’t catch it.
“What?”
“Nothing.”
Suddenly, her playful expression vanished, and she turned to him, her voice stern and authoritative. “Chen Yin.”
Chen Yin rarely saw her so serious, and he was momentarily taken aback.
“Three things. Prioritize them.”
“First, your Cloud Ascending Realm cultivation is pathetic. One year. Reach the Grand Clarity Realm.”
Chen Yin almost choked on his tea.
“Grand Clarity?! Are you kidding me?!”
There were three major realms between Cloud Ascending and Grand Clarity! Even protagonists in fantasy novels didn’t power up that quickly!
“I don’t care how you do it. Just get it done. I only care about results.”
Master’s expression was calm, her voice still stern. “Second, you can be lovey-dovey with Xiang’er, but don’t let her neglect her cultivation. She must also reach the Grand Clarity Realm within a year.”
Chen Yin was dumbfounded. What had gotten into this old loli granny?
“Third, and most importantly…”
Seeing her increasingly serious expression, Chen Yin’s heart sank.
…Was she about to give him some dangerous mission?
“Be gentle tonight. I don’t want Xiang’er to be in pain, wuwuwu.”
“I’m going to kill you!!”
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